Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Dave, uncle also has a gift for you." Hashirama looked at the knot in his hand and was very surprised.

From now on, you don’t have to look for Madara specifically to play with him!

Hashirama then took out a huge scroll, which contained his insights into some Wood Styles and some simple to slightly difficult Ninjutsu.

"Hey, thank you Uncle Hashirama." Dave smiled like a 1.2 meter child.

He actually also wanted to know whether he could only grow plants or if he could also use some Wood Style ninjutsu like Hashirama.

However, in the past few months, Hashirama, as the Hokage of the village, had to deal with many things every day. Dave was also developing these things with Orochi Roku, so he never found a chance to ask him.

"Dave-kun, I wish you a happy birthday." The little girl Yuemei also blushed and took out a scarf she had sewn by herself and handed it to Dave.

Dave smiled, took it and took it up. No wonder Yue Mei always sews something with a needle and thread in her hand during class these days.

Yue Mei was very happy when she saw that Dave liked her gift. As the eldest daughter of the second elder of the Uchiha clan, the second elder usually lets her do whatever she wants. But since getting engaged to Dave, the second elder's wife has often taught Yue Mei some cooking, laundry, sewing and other skills.

Even the matters of spiritual practice have been put aside. You are engaged to Dave anyway, so what are you practicing for? Behind her stood not only the Uchiha clan, but also the Senju clan. Who in Konoha would dare to bully her? Well, so the second elder set his sights on his genius son Jing, which made Jing miserable every day. He came to Dave, his brother-in-law, crying and complaining about his father's evil deeds.

Hiruzen's gift was very simple and unpretentious. The gift he gave to Dave was still wrapped in a box. Well, boy, you paid attention. Dave also took a sneak peek, and inside it turned out to be a photo album of Miss Yui Yui. Dave almost shouted Hiruzen, you understand me.

What should I say about Danzo...should I say he has a high IQ or a low EQ? He actually gave Dave a gold-plated hoe? That’s right, a gold-plated hoe. A bunch of people looked at Danzo in confusion. Does this hoe have anything to say? ?

"Ahem, Dave, didn't you say on the day you came to school that your dream was to have a piece of land for you to grow plants in the future? I thought you liked growing plants, so...just..." Danzo looked a little embarrassed when everyone looked at him. red

He has now realized that he was deceived by Hiruzen. If that person had a big head, he wouldn't give someone a hoe at his birthday party?

"Ahem, Danzo, you're paying attention. Come on, let's eat first!" Dave was also a little embarrassed. Does this guy have such a good memory?

There was nothing much to talk about during the rest of the meal. At most, Hashirama drank too much and kept talking about the scandal of Madara's childhood, which made the whole table blush. Madara was so angry that she almost killed the ugly man on the spot.

the next day

"Brother Lu, do you think our kidney-loving mobile phone can sell well?" Orochi Lu and Dave sat behind the counter in the newly opened mobile phone store and said

"...I don't know...I actually want to know why you call this phone Love Kidney?" Orochimaru shook his head, and then asked with some confusion.

"Of course we need the people to cherish their kidneys! What if one day the price of our mobile phones skyrockets and some extreme supporters sell their kidneys to buy a mobile phone?" Dave said with a shudder. It seems like there are a lot of bad things in my mind...

"By the way, Brother Lu, have you ever thought about becoming a ninja?" Dave came back to his senses and thought of one thing, that is, Orochimaru's parents seemed to have died in the first ninja battle in the original work? But Brother Lu is not even a ninja now, how could he die? How could he participate in the battlefield?

"...To be honest...there is indeed...the village has just been established, and the price of the food we grow is erratic. Last year's food was only sold for 30,000 silver taels. Originally, I was thinking about this year's food. After collecting Yu and I, we will sell the land and try to be a ninja. After all, a simple mission of a ninja is only a few thousand taels, but it seems that it is no longer needed." Orochimaru was stunned for a moment, and said in a deep voice...

"...Well, you still have to see me lead the people of Konoha to become well-off. Brother Lu, when your son comes out, he must thank me for not letting his parents die prematurely!" So, it seems that everything makes sense. Dave thought for a while and then said happily.

Haha, Orochimaru! Your parents don’t have to die young! I will definitely thank you uncle in the future!

"...Okay, I just came to take a look today. I will continue to go back and do research. You are so polite. I still have to go back and study the local area network, WiFi, computers and other things you proposed. I really don't know. How come you have such a brain to think of those things?" Orochimaru gave Dave a roll of his eyes, stood up, yawned, looked at Dave with a resentful look and left.

Those things are all done by Orochimaru alone, and Dave feels a little sorry for him. Sister Yu came to him two days ago and said that Orochimaru hasn't been home for a month. Her expression was like that of a deeply resentful woman. Dave watched with trepidation. Quickly take Orochoku out of the laboratory and throw him home to rest.

"Hey, Brother Lu, come on... until your son is born, you can only do these things by yourself! Go back and make up for it, and hurry up and give birth to Aunt Snake. Then won't it be much easier for you?" Dave looked at Orochimaru's back and murmured alone.

"Yo! Hot-blooded and youthful boss! What is here?" At this time, a passionate voice came from the door of the store, bringing back Dave's thoughts of wanting the people of Konoha to be 996 in the future.

Dave was stunned for a moment, this... this voice full of passion and youth... Sure enough, Dave looked towards the door and saw a man wearing green tights, with a melon-skinned head on his head, and a resolute face with a beard. , that dazzling tooth brilliance that almost blinded Dave!

! this! This kappa monster! Although I am not as familiar as the two people in the original work, they are still very similar.

"Um, hello uncle, this is the Kidney Mobile Phone Store." Dave was stunned for a moment, and then said enthusiastically.

"Then...that...I either want to buy something or I just saw the recruitment notice posted at the door of the store. Do you think I can do it?" The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, and then said awkwardly.

"Okay, okay, of course! Just watch it!!" Dave was almost excited to death

"Then...is the ten thousand taels a month mentioned in the recruitment advertisement true?" the middle-aged man hesitated and asked.

"Of course it's true, but you and I are destined! Ten thousand and five silver taels a month! What's your name?"

"Might"

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