Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Two days later, Dave's house

"Sakumo-nii...Uncle Dave and...and...what does it mean to marry Aunt Tsukimi..." Little Tsunade looked at Sakumo in front of him and asked in confusion.

"Well...it means...it means...Kaguya Kimima! Come on!" Sakumo also felt it was a bit difficult to explain, so he pulled Kimima over who was holding a calculator.

"Well... the meaning of marriage is that two people can be together forever and have a baby. Well... that seems to be it." Junma thought for a while and said.

"Tsunade! Let's get married in the future." Jiraiya heard this and quickly walked to Tsunade's side and said with a smile.

"No... no, who... who wants to be with you... with an idiot like you..." Little Tsunade shook his head, with disgust on his face.

"Uuuuuu.. Orochimaru.."

"Stupid...idiot..."

"Teacher and Sister Tsukimi's wedding is next Saturday. What gift are you going to give, Dai?" Sakumo had no choice but to ignore these three little guys and looked at Might Dai who was standing aside.

"Hmm..I don't know..I need to go find my father to discuss it..Yo!! This is youth!!"

Seeing Dai running out in a hurry, Sakumo was speechless...it seemed like he couldn't count on this guy...

"What are you going to give? Kimima?" Sakumo asked, looking at Kimima aside.

Kimima was still calculating something with a calculator in his hand. Hearing Sakumo's words, he glanced at Sakumo indifferently and took out a bag from somewhere.

"What's in this? Isn't it your bone powder? Are you afraid of the teacher beating you?" Sakumo looked at Kimima's hand. When someone gets married, do you give them bone meal? ? Scary.

"Tch, why would I give those things? No, this is all my savings in the past three years, half a million silver taels, hum." Junma snorted disdainfully, opened the bag and said slowly.

...

Sakumo was stunned for a moment, touched his own brain, and then touched Kimima's brain in front of him.

"Tell me, who are you? Where is Kimima?" Sakumo suddenly pulled out the knife hanging on his waist and asked coldly.

"...What do you mean??" Junma asked angrily.

"It's a bit incredible." Sakumo smiled and put the knife back into the sheath on his waist.

"Hmph, don't look down on people so much, okay? Brother Dave and sister Yue Mei are getting married. Why would I mess around?" Junma rolled his eyes at him.

"Huh? Uncle Dave and... and Aunt Yue Mei... are getting married... do we... do we need to give gifts?" Little Tsunade tilted his head and asked the two little guys beside him.

"Well...Sakumo-nii and the others have all given it away...we should give it away too..." Kouchimaru nodded.

"But...but we...what should we give..." little Jiraiya asked doubtfully.

"No... I don't know... Let's go ask Grandpa and the others..." Little Tsunade shook his head and ran out.

"I... what about us... Orochimaru..." Little Jiraiya looked at Little Shemaru and asked.

"I... let's go find my father and ask..."

"Okay~" The two little guys happily held hands and ran out.

In the Internet cafe

"Hahaha!! Hash mommy!! You lost again!!" Madara let go of the mouse in her hand and laughed.

"Damn it! You're playing Senju Tobirama, a disgusting hero again! You're running around and I can't catch you!" Hashirama sulked.

"Grandpa! Grandpa!" At this time, little Tsunade pushed open the Internet cafe door and ran in.

"Eh? Little Tsunade? Hahahaha! I miss you grandpa! Would you like grandpa to take you to the Shukaku Gold Rush Shop?" As soon as Hashirama heard this voice, he quickly turned around and looked at the little figure running towards him, haha smiled.

"No...don't...eh? Grandpa Madara, you are here too!" Little Tsunade ran forward and saw Madara on the side and said in confusion.

"Yeah, Tsunade-chan." Madara nodded.

"Hey! Grandpa Madara! Hug!" Little Tsunade stretched out his hand and laughed.

"Okay" Madara nodded and smiled, and hugged little Tsunade into her arms.

"Little Tsunade, why don't you want a hug from grandpa?" Hashirama asked a little depressed. Isn't this my granddaughter? Why does Madara have to come and hug her every time?

"No... don't... Grandpa Madara... Grandpa Madara is handsome..." Little Tsunade lay in Madara's arms and shook his head.

"Ugly man, don't always ask questions like this that we all know the answer to." Madara smiled, looked at Hashirama and said.

Hashirama had an extra branch in his hand, found the corner of the Internet cafe, and drew circles filled with shadows...

It's too much.. It's too much.. Wuwuwu... Aren't I just a little bit worse than Madara... It's been a few years... I still remember this... Wuwuwu...

"Does Tsunade have anything to do with grandpa?" Madara looked at little Tsunade in her arms and asked in confusion.

"Hmm... Uncle Dave and Aunt Tsukimei are getting married... Tsunade also wants to give them gifts... but... but I don't know what to give..." Little Tsunade bit her finger and nodded doubtfully.

"Oh? Little Tsunade, you also want to give them a wedding gift!" Hashirama heard little Tsunade's words and returned to his seat and asked doubtfully.

"Hmm...Uncle Dave. Uncle Dave and Aunt Tsukimi...are usually very nice to Tsunade...Tsunade...Tsunade also wants to give them wedding gifts." Little Tsunade nodded.

"That's it, little Tsunade, do you know what your Uncle Dave likes?" Hashirama nodded and asked.

"Uncle Dave...Uncle Dave usually seems to like watering flowers, growing vegetables, and playing games..." Little Tsunade bit her finger and thought for a moment.

"Well, little Tsunade, you can buy some flowers, seeds, etc. as wedding gifts for your Uncle Dave." Hashirama smiled.

"Here, here's a thousand taels, go and buy it." Madara didn't waste any time. She took out a note from her pocket and gave it to Tsunade.

"Yeah!! Thank you! Thank you Grandpa Madara! mua!! Hehe!" Little Tsunade saw the money handed over by Madara and took it over with eyes shining brightly. Kissed Madara on the face.

"Goodbye... Grandpa Madara... Grandpa!" Xiao Gangshou jumped out of Madara's arms, waved his little hands with the two of them, and left.

"Slow down! Remember to ask Black Zetsu to take you to buy it!" Madara shouted looking at little Tsunade's back.

"Yeah! I know!"

Madara turned around and faced Hashirama who was looking at her with resentment..

The two looked at each other...

"Motor!! I want to challenge you!!" Hashirama's eyes were red and he roared, woo woo woo. Little Tsunade is obviously her granddaughter, why is she always so good with Madara! Also, it should be his grandfather who gave Tsunade the money just now! Motor, why are you joining in the fun?

"...welcome any time.."