Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In Hokage's office

"...Hiruzen...what's wrong with your arm?" Danzo looked at Hiruzen's bandaged arm and swallowed and asked.

Isn't he okay? How come yesterday when Dave tried to persuade Hiruzen, he didn't understand and removed his arm?

"Want to take a look?" Hiruzen said with a smile.

"I don't want to." Danzo shook his head quickly. His arm was gone, and he looked at it...

"Oh, you think so"

"...."

"Hiruzen you...you..." Danzo looked at Hiruzen in front of him, his eyes widened, and goosebumps appeared all over his body...

"Are you surprised? Hahaha" Hiruzen laughed with a Sharingan look on his face...

"Wait a minute, I'll change it for you." Hiruzen smiled, and then he saw a Sharingan under his nose swimming on Hiruzen's face in Danzo's horrified eyes, then swimming into his neck, and finally , Hiruzen raised his hand, and a Sharingan in the center of his hand was blinking at Danzo...

"Ugh!! Take it back! Take it back! Ugh!" Danzo couldn't bear it anymore... and vomited on the floor beside him...

It looks so scary...

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." Hiruzen laughed, and then all the Sharingan on his face was re-sealed and entered the bandaged arm...

"How's it going, Danzo, is your heartbeat? Uncle Sharingan Madara probably can't let go, but Baiyan can get it. Whiteeye watch, is your heartbeat?" At this time, Dave walked into the office, looked at the scene in front of him, and looked towards Danzo stood aside and joked.

"Don't disgust me...I don't want it!" Danzo waved his hand quickly. Returning the watch is disgusting, only a devil wants this thing.

"What are you doing?" Jing walked into the office at this time holding some documents. Looking at the three people here, he asked doubtfully.

Is today a big day?

"It's nothing, it's just that Hiruzen changed his watch." Dave waved his hand, crossed his legs and sat on the sofa nearby.

"Remember to check the situation of the police department this month. The watch is just a new one. Is this necessary?" Jing walked up to Danzo, threw a stack of information on Danzo's table, sat down next to Dave and asked With.

"Hiruzen, why don't you show him?"

"Don't! If you throw up later, you have to ask Homura to clean it up. That guy's nagging is no joke." Danzo quickly stopped him.

"Hiruzen, are you here to show them your new watch?" Jing asked doubtfully.

"No, I'm going to Rock Shinobi."

"Why are you going to Rock Shinobi? To seek revenge on Ohnoki? That's a shadow of a village. If you kill him, the impact will be very big. Please spare me. Look at this pile of information. Isn't it enough for me?" Danzo He immediately became energetic and asked quickly.

"Wouldn't it be over if we kill him and resurrect him, just like the Second Raikage?" Hiruzen said.

Last time I went to Cloud Shinobi Village, although I was looking for a random victim for Madara's incident, it was a bit nonsense to kill an old man for no reason, so in the end Danzo made a "deal" with Shinigami and asked him to take Second Raikage's soul vomited out, Dave made him a body again, and explained the situation to others properly.

Fortunately, Third Raikage didn't pursue it. It was fine as long as the person was fine. At most, it was just a fight between a few people.

Otherwise, Cloud Shinobi's group of violent tempers would not fight Konoha to the death.

And the Third Raikage really saw some of Konoha's methods. He really just resurrected the Second Generation in front of him. How can he fight like this? Whoever dares to fight Konoha is not asking for death.

Therefore, Cloud Shinobi is now just one word, Gou!

fight? No fight, no fight, wait until Madara, Hashirama, Dave, and Danzo are all dead...

"Come on, just give him a beating and don't kill him. The attitude between Cloud Shinobi and us is still unclear. You are making a Rock Shinobi. Let me, the Hokage, go." Danzo said with a headache. .

"Hmph, Danzo, you are too cowardly!" Hiruzen said with a cold snort while wearing his watch.

"? Am I a coward? Come and take a look at this pile of documents. It's been a month since you took care of your Anbu."

"Isn't it still cowardly after all?"

"Come, come, come and see"

"cowardly"

"That's enough Hiruzen! I'm the Hokage!" Danzo slammed the table and stood up, shouting with veins popping out on his head.

"..Danzo, you will regret it!" Hiruzen was stunned for a moment, then stood up and slapped the table and shouted.

...

"Calm down, calm down...don't you just want to take revenge? Go, fight, and fool him. The three of us will also go to raid the formation for you." Dave quickly pulled Hiruzen to persuade him.

"Danzo, don't be angry, don't be angry, your body is weak..." The mirror on the side also hurriedly pulled Danzo to comfort him.

"Who are you talking about? I'm so cruel! Ask Mi Lu!" Danzo became even more angry after hearing this...

"What are you thinking about, you idiot? Don't be angry. The four of us are such good friends that we won't be angry about these things. In the final analysis, you still have too many daily documents. So, you give Homura all the documents. Koharu and the others, do you think these secretaries are working for nothing? All you have to do is drink tea, pretend to be stupid, and wander around the village shouting, "Comrades, thank you for your hard work." Yes, come here quickly to persuade Danzo.

"What's more, there is a saying that goes well, if you have something to do, the secretary will do it, if you have nothing to do, do it...ahem. If it doesn't matter, just leave everything to the secretary."

Dave realized that he had made a mistake and coughed twice to cover it up. Koharu and Homura were both Hokage secretaries. Koharu and Homura had a good relationship. If he said this, he would be despised to death...

"Well, what you said seems to make sense." Danzo thought about it for a moment, and it was true.

"Yes, yes, and what's more, don't you usually like to think about the Will of Fire? Well, I will open a special channel for you on the TV station, called the Hokage Channel. You can take the time to record there every day, specifically for You put it on TV”

"Not bad, not bad, it's really good, Dave." Danzo's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he nodded with satisfaction. Dave is a good comrade.

Hiruzen is just too stubborn, otherwise he would be a good comrade.

As for the mirror... Danzo looked at the mirror beside him who was picking his nose...

Forget it about dawdling.

Mirror quilt Danzo’s look is incomprehensible, it’s none of my business...