Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Now that everything is alright, Danzo, throw all your documents to Homura and the others. Mirror, is there anything else you have to do over there?" Dave clapped his hands and asked the two of them.

"It's okay, I'm just here to deliver a document. I usually have a lot of leisure time. There is no need for my minister to call the police to report a crime. I usually just drink tea and raise flowers in the police department." Jing waved his hand.

When Danzo heard these words, he was even more convinced that this guy was just a dawdle.

"You have a very leisurely life these days," Dave asked unhappily.

"You still have the nerve to accuse me??? Some shameless person transferred my sister to the company to be a secretary, and I don't know what to do with my boss in the office every day. How do you still have the nerve to accuse me?" Jing Yi heard this. The words are not happy anymore, and the connotation of dissatisfaction is a certain white hair.

"...You know nothing. Your sister is usually fine at home. Why don't you come to my company to help?" Dave smiled awkwardly, and then hurriedly explained.

"Yes, Mr. Kakuzu came to our company two days ago to report a crime, saying that the boss of their company was exploiting his employees. Mr. Kakuzu's workload in the past two days caused his heart to fail. Do you think I should arrest their company?" Boss?" Jing nodded and asked with a smile.

"...Ahem...Brother...I was wrong...I was wrong." Dave was speechless...Damn Kakuzu, you have to deduct money from him when you go back, well, and his wife Nanxue.

"That's not right. It stands to reason that I have been married to your sister for almost ten years, and you have never even called me brother-in-law. Come on, little mirror, call me brother-in-law!" Dave's eyes lit up. Something suddenly occurred to me.

"Sir Hokage, don't look at the documents for now. Let me handle a case. I will record it and report it to you later. The upper class exploits the lower-level employees. If I think about it, it seems that I have to be locked up for half a year to start." Jing silently started from He took out the handcuffs from his waist and said slowly.

"Ha ha ha ha"

....

Afterwards, the three of them put down what they were doing and accompanied Hiruzen to Rock Shinobi...

These three people... To be precise, one is just putting down his burden, one is dawdling, and the other is just getting by...

When the three of them arrived at Iwagakure, they saw a huge pothole...

"This is Madara-sama's doing..." Hiruzen said tremblingly.

"Normal, normal, normal?" Dave waved his hand.

"But they don't seem to have killed anyone. There are quite a few people building houses." Jing pointed to the large number of people over there who were filling in the huge pit and building houses and asked.

"I don't know, Hiruzen, just go to Ohnoki and beat him up to vent your anger." Danzo waved his hand.

"Okay, just wait and watch the show."

Hiruzen went directly to find Ohnoki in the crowd. Ohnoki saw Hiruzen with a fierce look in his eyes. He couldn't beat Madara. Isn't this guy beating him just like beating a baby?

What about Hiruzen? Hiruzen gave Ohnoki a surprise this time...

When the two were fighting hand to hand, Ohnoki suddenly made a dirty move and hit Hiruzen's crotch with a huge rock fist...

"Insidious!" Hiruzen swallowed...it was just a little bit...just a little bit...

Although the rock fist did not hit, the sharp edges ripped off Hiruzen's pants... along with Hiruzen's underwear...

It's very embarrassing on the court now...

Ohnoki was also confused when he saw Hiruzen, who was naked from the lower body... The effect was not in place... Shouldn't it be blood splattering, and then he would cover his crotch and fall to the ground while wailing? Why is his lower body naked?

Hiruzen's face gradually turned red...There was nothing I could do...

And in Onoki's frightened eyes... Hiruzen's thighs were instantly filled with big, blinking eyes...

"Ahhhhhh!!!" Ohnoki, who originally had the Dust Escape Seal on his hand, was frightened by Hiruzen's operation...

Ohnoki felt that this guy was not a human being, and wanted to leave quickly. He was really afraid that Hiruzen would conjure up some Sharingan from somewhere later... This thing looked too long-lived...

Hiruzen seizes the opportunity, and the ape demon turns into a stick and attacks Huanglong like a gun, unstoppable...

There was a sound of flesh being torn apart on the field...

Seeing Onoki fall to the ground, holding his butt and wailing... Hiruzen didn't even need to say anything... The monkey demon in his hand turned into a puff of white smoke and disappeared... Then he felt that he was with Summoning from the monkey demon clan. Contact is broken...

Well... at least it took a year or two to re-establish the Summoning contract, but it was broken again...

Hiruzen silently returned to the three of them..

The three of them instinctively took a step back, looking at Hiruzen with vigilance and disgust...

"....Holy shit, Dave, why do you look at me like that? Aren't you just fooling around with me?" Hiruzen took a step back when he saw Dave, and asked unhappily...

"Don't worry about that... put on your pants first..." Cold sweat poured down Dave's face...

"If you don't have pants, who would bring pants when you go out?" Rizha asked speechlessly.

The mirror on the side very humanely picked a leaf from the tree and handed it to Hiruzen...

Afterwards, Hiruzen silently returned to Konoha with the three of them carrying a leaf...

Looking at Hiruzen who hurriedly ran away and went home to put on his pants, the three of them sighed helplessly...

"Come on, Danzo, I just happened to be working on that Hokage channel with you. Mirror, do you want to come and take a look?"

"No, no, I was a bit stimulated today... I have to go back and sort it out..." Jing went home feeling dizzy...

On the other side, Dave's house...

Dai Yue brought a bunch of his friends to his home...

"Mom, why are you at home today?" Dai Yue asked suspiciously when he saw his mother busy in the kitchen.

"Oh, your father is busy with something, so I don't have to go to the company. You are here with your friends again. Go and play. Mother will cook for you." Yuemei turned around and said with a smile.

"Hello Aunt Tsukimi, isn't little Mikoto at home?" Little Fugaku came up and said hello.

"Little Mikoto, little Mikoto went to play with his grandfather, so he is not at home, but they will probably be back later. They have been out for almost an afternoon," Tsukimi said after thinking for a while.

"Yeah," little Fugaku nodded happily.

"Hello, Aunt Yuemei," Yun'er and Shinnosuke came up and greeted politely.

"Hello, aunt" Shui Wen also greeted.

"Eh? Why are you here, Shuiwen? If you don't go home after school, aren't you afraid that your father won't even spank you?" Yue Mei was confused and asked Shuiwen with a smile.

"My father was not at home today. I came out to play after telling my mother."

"Well, let's go play"

...

Soon, Dave returned home. He didn't have to keep an eye on the whole process. He could just tell Danzo what to do...

"Yue Mei, I'm back, did you miss me? Wait, why are there so many shoes here?" Dave opened the door happily, and suddenly saw a pile of small shoes on the floor in front of the door...

"You're back. Oh, those shoes belong to Dai Yue's friends. They are all playing upstairs." Yue Mei came out of the kitchen after hearing the sound and said happily.

"Dai Yue's friends, wait a minute, is that guy Fugaku here too?" Dave was stunned for a moment and asked hurriedly.

"Here he is, he's playing so well with little Mikoto. I don't need to take care of him anymore, so I can cook with peace of mind."

"...Well...you cook first...Thank you for your hard work...I'll go upstairs..."

...the next day....

"Brothers, sisters, uncles and aunties, please do me a favor and give me some."

"Everyone...he..."

"Fugaku, you can't do this. The social practice my father said is that we have to ask for 100,000 taels before we can go back."

On the street, two little beggars were holding broken bowls and shouting...