Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Senju station

"Hey, Dave, have you met your uncle?" Dave swallowed as he listened to Mito's muffled voice on the phone.

"No...I haven't seen you...what's wrong, auntie..."

"Is he going to rebel? He hasn't been home for a month. Did he die outside?" Mito's roar made Dave have to put the phone one meter away from him...

"...That's not possible... Let me ask for you. You need to calm down first. Don't worry. The ninja world is so big and uncle can't run away." Dave had no choice but to comfort Mito first.

Dave comforted Mito and hung up the phone. Before he could take any time off, the phone suddenly rang again.

"What's wrong? Don't come to me about the company, go to Kakuzu." Dave asked with a headache.

Boss, boss, what does the boss do? The boss just works at home honestly. Why do everyone come to me when they have nothing to do?

"No, boss, I called Manager Kakuzu first, but Manager Kakuzu said he couldn't handle it, so I came to you." The employee over there wiped the cold sweat from his face and explained.

"What's the matter? Tell me. By the way, I'll go to the finance department later and tell him that Kakuzu's salary is gone this month. If this little thing can't be solved, what else do you need him to do?" Dave asked unhappily.

"Uh... boss... the finance department said that Manager Kakuzu's salary will not be paid until 800 years later... By the way, down to business, over at the lottery shop, that... that Hashirama-sama has already been there that week ..I heard that the sofa Hashirama-sama is lying on is so smelly and rancid...he eats, drinks, and eats in that shop every day...We can't persuade him, but he insists on making a lot of money..." Over there The employee hurriedly got down to business.

"....Okay, I get it..." Dave rubbed his eyebrows...

Dave also knew how energetic Hashirama was, and he definitely couldn't persuade him. Well, he told Aunt Mito first, uh, and to be on the safe side, call Uncle Madara over.

Madara received the news from Dave, and she finally knew why Hashirama hadn't come to find her this month. It turned out that he was floating around in the lottery shop.

Madara walked to the entrance of the lottery shop... Mito just came out...

"Senju Hashirama! If you can, don't come out there for the rest of your life! You're so angry with me!" Mito gritted his teeth and roared angrily.

"..Don't be angry first. I'll go in and take a look." Madara stepped forward and said helplessly.

Sure enough, it's better to be single.

Mito watched Madara walk in, no... a headache...

The crowd in the lottery shop was obviously divided into two areas, one area was a bunch of people, and the other area was the sofa. There was a man with long hair flowing to his waist, a face full of stubble, wearing a loose big robe. The big robe turned out to be white. Yes, but it is yellow at the moment.

There were a bunch of instant noodle buckets on the table in front of the man... He was holding a lottery ticket in his hand, and he was watching the TV on the wall attentively...

"Hashirama?" Madara looked at the savage, swallowed, and stepped forward and asked.

"Huh? Madara! You're here! Come on, come on, sit down!" Hashirama's eyes lit up when he heard the voice, and he stretched out his hand to pull Madara.

Madara quickly let go, this guy hasn't taken a shower in a month...

"Have you been here for a month?" Madara looked at the mess around and asked in confusion.

"Of course!" Hashirama nodded happily.

"...If you don't deliver takeout, are you working as a thug?" Madara asked next.

"Do you know what kind of takeaway we want to deliver?" Hashirama stood up excitedly and asked.

"I know... Second Tsuchikage, who lives in our village for retirement, is a popular gigolo at the Kidney Bar, and often delivers food... What's wrong?" Madara nodded.

"In the past few months, he was still a very miserable person like me who often delivered food. But last month, he bought lottery tickets. Do you know how much he won?"

"1.5 billion! 1.5 billion! Wow, what a huge number! I heard that he is renovating his mansion now!" Hashirama wiped the tears on his face and said with great sadness.

They are all delivering food, so how can he win the lottery? I, Hashirama, don’t believe it. They are also delivering food, so I, Hashirama, also believe that I can win 1.5 billion!

"So you bought a month's worth of lottery tickets here??" Madara finally understood...

"Of course" Hashirama replied proudly, raising his head and chest.

"...How much lottery tickets did you buy?"

“It’s almost like a million.”

"How many hits did you get?"

"Three yuan, five cents and twenty taels, the prize for scraping out instant noodles."

....

"Is it a big problem? It's not a big problem! One million is just a small amount of money! I only want to win 1.5 billion! This money is insignificant!" Hashirama wiped his nose and said happily.

"...Are you crazy? Come back with me." Madara was speechless and pulled Hashirama out.

"No! I won't leave! I want 1.5 billion!" Hashirama struggled.

"Shut up and follow me!" Madara became impatient with him and shouted coldly.

"Okay..." Hashirama immediately obeyed...

Mito outside the door no longer has hope for Madara. Since psychological means cannot be used, physical means will be used.

Mito was just about to go in and implement physical means when he saw Madara coming out with Hashirama behind her...

"...Aren't you going to come out?" Mito laughed angrily.

You didn't come out when I called you, why did you come out when Madara called you?

"I'll leave it to you, Hashirama. Find me to fight against the Ninja Alliance when you have time." Madara's mission was completed, and she handed Hashirama into Mito's hands and left.

"Okay" Hashirama looked at Madara's back and waved his hands and shouted happily...and then...

"ah!"

Hearing the sounds of punches and shouts coming from behind, Madara shook her head helplessly.

Well, being single is good.

On the other side, at the border of Konoha...

"What on earth did you call me for, STD man?" Dave yawned, looking at the man in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Take you to visit my new home" Wu smiled faintly, and a strong aura of King B went straight to Dave's face...

He has worked hard in Konoha for decades, and now he has finally risen!

"I know you won 1.5 billion, brother... Now you are about to be interviewed on a TV show." Dave gave him a roll of his eyes.

"I have made an appointment with the TV station to be interviewed in the afternoon. Do you want to come and take a look then?"

"...look at nm"

...

Entering the villa without...

"The walls are all made of gold. The entire villa covers an area of ​​300 square meters. It's not bad. It can only be located on the border of Konoha. Konoha needs to increase its efforts to expand." Wu sat on the custom-made goose feather-filled luxury sofa. He said calmly.

"...You have to spend your money wisely... How much did this cost?" Dave asked speechlessly.