Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"No more, no more, just 900 million. I unearthed all this gold from Sand Shinobi, it's cheap," Wu said calmly, waving his hand.

"...you."

"Are you hungry? Hey, Love Kidney Hotel? Ask your chef to cook a good meal for two people. Just don't make too much. Well, I'll give you as much as you want. Send it to my house. Where is my house? My house is Among the largest villas in the west of Konoha, remember, the largest villa~~~~~~~"

Dave just watched him silently pretending...

Anyway, the money ended up in his pocket... He also tried to persuade him, but if this guy didn't listen, what could he do, right?

"Would you like to drink? A pure Konoha lover of ten years~" Wu stood up and poured a bottle of red wine and asked with a smile.

"You are just a nouveau riche idiot..." Dave said speechlessly.

"I'm happy, 1.5 billion, I can't spend it all in a lifetime," Wu said with a smile.

"Have you redeemed your lottery ticket and spent it like this?" Dave asked doubtfully, wondering if the date for claiming the lottery was still a few days away.

"No, 1.5 billion. Your lottery shop said it would take a month to submit the report and get the money. But the Kakuzu manager of your company is a good person. He knew that I would have 1.5 billion soon, so he directly loaned me 1.5 billion, and I will wait for the redemption. When the date comes, I just give him the lottery ticket." Wu said calmly, shaking the red wine glass in his hand.

"Don't be too happy too early..." Dave was speechless, turned and left...

"Hey, I've already ordered food, why don't you stay to eat?!"

"Eat nm, you idiot, sooner or later you will regret it. My wife can cook at home, but my wife's food still tastes good." Dave waved his hand.

"Hahaha, you just can't stand the fact that I'm rich. Hum, I've seen a lot of people like this in the past two days!" Wu Haha laughed.

In the afternoon, Wu accepted an interview from a TV station. This interview was soon used on mobile phones, TVs, computers and other communication devices. Wu also pretended to be b...

Onoki, who was far away in Iwagakure, saw that his master suddenly earned so much.

Then...

In the middle of the night... Wu Zheng was sleeping on his 100-meter-long bed...

"Master! Master!" A black shadow rushed into Wu's villa...

"...Um...Oonoki? Why are you here in Konoha?" Wu yawned, stood up and looked at the person in front of him, asking doubtfully.

"Master, please save Rock Shinobi" Ohnoki burst into tears...

"What's wrong with Rock Shinobi?" Wu stood up suddenly and asked in a solemn voice.

Onoki told Wu the whole story...

"Sigh... Rock Shinobi is still too weak. But, what's the use of looking for me? I don't care about Rock Shinobi's political affairs anymore?" Mu sighed and asked.

"Master...Iwagakure is gone...the money is gone...I saw your news on the Internet...so...can you lend some money to Rock Shinobi, not much, not much! Just 300 million ! Rock Shinobi needs 300 million to rebuild," Onoki said quickly.

"..Okay, but you have to wait for two days. I haven't gotten the money yet." Wu nodded. This is Rock Shinobi after all, he has to lend a helping hand no matter what.

"No problem, no problem!"

"Since you have come to see Master, Master will take you to enjoy Konoha these two days."

In two days... tomorrow will be the day to get the money...

"Master, can you let me see your lottery ticket? I saw it on the news. With such a small ticket, you can earn Konoha 1.5 billion!" Onoki asked excitedly.

"Okay, I'll show you. But don't imitate easily. The lottery path is the same as the ninja path. It requires a person with great perseverance to reach the end. I have been crawling in the lottery path for decades and bought a few. More than 100,000 lottery tickets were drawn, and in the end the hard work paid off, and we succeeded." Wu sighed,

"Yeah!" Ohnoki's eyes were filled with stars.

"Master, when I get back, I will regard your words as Rock Shinobi's famous sayings! Just like the will of the soil of the master! The will of the lottery!"

"Well, little kid, let's go. I put the lottery tickets in the most secure room." Wu nodded happily.

Later, Wu took Ohnoki and opened dozens of room doors, hundreds of combination locks, and dozens of safes. Finally, Ohnoki saw the lottery ticket...

"Hahaha, hard work pays off! We squatted here for two days, and finally you opened him up!!" At this time, a sound of laughter came from the roof, and several men in black broke the roof. Entered this room.

"Interesting, do you even dare to rob me, Second Tsuchikage?" Wu smiled and asked.

The few thieves in front of them all recognized at a glance that they were all a group of wandering ninjas. They probably received the news and came here to try their luck.

"Second Tsuchikage...Boss...the information is wrong..." one of the younger brothers asked in a trembling voice. The eldest among them is only a Jōnin, he is only a Genin, is he going to rob the Kage today?

"Why are you panicking? Second Tsuchikage is nothing. As long as we get this lottery ticket, it's 1.5 billion! 1.5 billion! We brothers can't spend it all in our lifetime! It's worth it!" The boss was already crazy at this moment... .Nonsense, I haven’t eaten or drank on this balcony for two days... They are not like Hashirama... Now these people are almost in vain...

"How dare you attack my master's will! Go to hell, you little thieves!" Ohnoki has deeply understood what the will of lottery is.

"The will of the lottery!!" Ohnoki howled and rushed forward...

Onoki was also a shadow, just a few thieves, how could he possibly be beaten... Within a few minutes, several of them were lying on the ground...

"Hmph, you even dare to try on my master's lottery idea, you are looking for death." Onoki clapped his hands and snorted coldly.

"Hahaha, you're done fighting, it's my turn!" At this time, another black shadow came in from the roof above the opening... He immediately picked up the safe and prepared to leave...

"No! Lottery!" Wu was just about to show off to the thieves, but he didn't see another person coming from above, and shouted anxiously.

When Ohnoki heard Wu's shout, he turned his head, put his hands together, and aimed at the little thief who jumped away. These few movements were extremely skillful...

"Dust Escape. Original Realm Stripping Technique!"

"Ohnoki, you bastard!!"

....

Finally, with a roar, the thief, along with the safe he was holding and the lottery tickets in the safe, were reduced to ashes...