Crazy Dave Of Konoha

At the Uchiha Police Department...

"The two-day name Ohnoki, Iwagakure Third Tsuchikage, illegally smuggled into our village and caused great damage to our village. The dust escape affected an area of ​​up to 1,000 square meters. Konoha has issued a document to Iwagakure and needs to compensate 300 million silver taels. "Tsuchikage-sama, I will trouble you to stay at the police station for the next two days until the money arrives in Konoha," Jing said calmly while looking at the ruling in his hand.

"..." Ohnoki is still confused...

"As for you, Wu... you haven't committed any crime... but... you'd better wait for a while. Mr. Kakuzu will be here soon." Then, Jing looked at Wu with a somewhat pitiful look. .

".." Wu's eyes were dull... Two words kept echoing in his mind... 1.5 billion... Chen Escape... 1.5 billion... Chen Escape...

After a while, Kakuzu came...

Kakuzu didn't say much, but gave Wu a ticket... Wu picked up the ticket...

"Three billion?!?! When did I owe you three billion!" Wu opened his eyes and looked at Kakuzu and roared.

"I gave you a loan of 1.5 billion, but now your lottery ticket is gone, your house has been destroyed by Chen Dun, and you don't even have a mortgage asset in your name. If you follow the normal procedure, you give the lottery ticket to I'll pay you back this month without any interest. But have you paid it back now? So I won't pay you any monthly interest based on your work ability. Three billion, in installments over a lifetime. It’s okay”

Kakuzu said calmly, and then turned around and left...

Wu looked at the bill in his hand, stood up slowly... and walked towards Ohnoki who was still in a daze over there...

"Master...Master...you...what are you going to do..."

"Traitor... Traitor... As my master, I will do justice for heaven today. I will strangle you to death for bullying my master and destroying my ancestors!!"

"Calm down, calm down! This is the police department, calm down, you two!"

....

On the other side, in Dave's company...

"Mu, go ahead and do your work. By the way, remember to pick up little Mikoto from your old father later. You must be careful not to stick to any little black guy." Dave and Yue Mei were kissing me in the office. Suddenly Hearing a knock on the door, Dave smiled and said to Yue Mei.

"Okay" Yuemei tidied up and then opened the door.

"Mr. Kakuzu?" Tsukimi looked at the person knocking on the door and greeted with a smile.

"Tsuki Mei, is Dave in there?" Kakuzu nodded, holding a child in his hand...

"Well, you go in, I'll leave first," Yue Mei said and left here first.

Then Kakuzu walked into the office...

"The person you asked for has been brought to you." Kakuzu brought the child he was holding in front of Dave.

"Little lost position" Dave took the child's hand and said with a smile.

"Hello Uncle Dave..." Xiao Shicang nodded with a smile on his face.

"Xiao Shi Cang, tell me, how does Uncle Dave usually treat you?" Dave gently picked up the two-year-old Xiao Shi Cang and asked with a smile.

"Well... very good... Shi Cang likes Uncle Dave very much." Xiao Shi Cang nodded.

"Oh...Xiao Shicang, you are two years old. You have grown up. It's time for Uncle Dave to tell you your life experience." Dave sighed and said full of sorrow.

When Kakuzu saw this scene, he took out a piece of popcorn from nowhere and sat on the sofa nearby. Well, this guy started cheating again...

Xiao Shicang's eyes gradually brightened... Ever since he was sensible, he had grown up in the kindergarten... Uncle Dave also came to play with them from time to time, bringing them a lot of delicious, drinkable and fun things... But Xiao Shicang Shicang has always had a doubt in his heart, who are his parents and why do other children in the kindergarten have parents.

"Little lost position, do you know Kirigakure and ninjas?" Dave sighed and told the story.

"I know, I heard the kindergarten teacher say it." She nodded quickly.

"This incident has to start two years ago. At that time, Uncle Dave and Uncle Kakuzu were both ninjas. After performing tasks outside, when passing by Kirigakure, a woman hugged a child and ran hurriedly from the gate of Kirigakure. out"

Xiao Shicang was heartbroken when he heard this...

"That woman is your mother. She is followed by a bunch of ninjas who want to kill her. Your father has died in their hands... We passed by and went to take a look... When we saw your mother , your mother’s back is already full of kunai, and her body is covered in blood.”

"She lay on the ground and hugged you tightly. She happened to meet us... She held on for her last breath and handed the child to me, save... save my child... these words... I It still remains in my memory. After saying this, your mother left. And then, the group of ninjas happened to follow."

As he spoke, Dave took off his shirt and pointed at a scar on his stomach...

"Did you see it? Your uncle Kakuzu and I fought against more than fifty ninjas from Kirigakure. At that time, your uncle Kakuzu and I were not as strong as we are now. After fighting more than fifty people, we were both full of pain. "Nothing... After two years of training, some of the injuries have healed, but there are still some scars that will remain on our bodies forever..." Dave said with great heartache.

Xiao Shicang's eyes were filled with tears. Unexpectedly, his life experience was so tortuous...

Kakuzu was eating popcorn and thought that's nonsense. He still has scars. Isn't that the scar left by your appendicectomy last year due to appendicitis?

"A few days ago, your Uncle Kakuzu used some connections to finally find out what happened two years ago. It turns out that your father is the famous trash Genin in Kirigakure, and your mother is the powerful Jōnin. also very beautiful.

That Third Mizukage is also a famous bastard in the ninja world. He often uses his position as Third Mizukage to bully men and women in the village. On that day, he had evil intentions towards your mother. Your father swore to protect your mother to the death, but Your father was just a Genin and was directly killed by the Third Mizukage. Fortunately, your mother had the strength of a Jōnin and ran out of Kirigakure holding you in her arms.

Then, it’s what I just said. Even if your mother is a Jōnin, but there are more than fifty ninjas chasing her behind her, in the end..."

Kirigakure...

"A sneeze! A sneeze! A sneeze!"

"Do you have a cold, Mizukage-sama?"

"I don't know, I just want to sneeze suddenly."

Then, Third Mizukage lowered his head and looked at his empty crotch, feeling a little empty for some reason...