Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Inside a restaurant in Konoha

Nagato was wearing a neat and angular suit, holding a bouquet of roses in his hands, with cold sweat falling from time to time on his face. The hair wax Konan sprayed on his head made his already eye-catching red hair shine even more.

Nagato took out his cell phone from time to time and looked at the time, then turned his head and looked at a dining table at the rear right.

Konan and Yahiko gave Nagato a thumbs up wearing sunglasses.

At this time, a figure slowly walked into the store...

"Hello, do you have a reservation?" The waiter looked at the figure in front of him with a smile and asked.

"Ah, table 27." The figure took out his mobile phone and looked at the message and nodded.

Nagato's tense body kept raising his ears to listen to what was going on around him. When he heard table number 27, he quickly looked at the number on his own table.

No. 27, that’s right! She is coming!

Nagato frowned, very nervous.

"Hello, are you the leader of the Akatsuki organization?" A voice slowly floated into Nagato's ears.

Konan and Yahiko at the table over there quickly covered their heads and took off their sunglasses to look at the figure.

"Um...it's me, are you the sweet bear?" Nagato asked nervously without daring to look back.

"Well, it seems to be right. You are better-looking than I thought." The figure slowly opened the chair opposite Nagato and sat down, saying with a smile on his face.

"You..." Nagato looked at the person in front of him and was stunned.

"What's wrong? Am I weird?" the man asked in confusion.

"It's okay, it's okay, you are so good-looking. My real name is Uzumaki Nagato. By the way, these are the flowers I bought for you." Nagato said nervously and handed the rose in his hand to the man.

"Thank you, it smells very good. Are you from the Uzumaki clan? My name is Minazuki Ka, and I am from the Kirigakure Minazuki clan. Please give me some advice," Minazuki Ka said gently with a smile on her face.

Looking at the other party's gentle smile, Nagato's mind went blank for a moment.

"Giggles, you look very shy. I feel like the person I usually chat with is not the same person," Minazuki said with a gentle smile.

"Ah...this, that..." Nagato looked around, looking very uncomfortable.

Over there, Konan and Yahiko gritted their teeth as they watched Nagato's reaction, wishing they could take Nagato's place.

However, Nagato was not the kind of person to be pretentious. Under Minazuki's guidance, the two quickly started chatting and seemed very harmonious.

"Phew, that idiot Nagato has finally come to his senses. I'm even worried for him." Konan wiped away the cold sweat on his face and breathed a sigh of relief.

"What do I feel? It's a little strange, but there's still something I can't put my finger on." Yahiko asked in confusion.

"You are stupid too, shut up." Konan rolled his eyes and knocked on Yahiko's forehead.

Nagato and Minazuki Hana were chatting very passionately, covering everything from daily necessities to family and state affairs. When other people in the restaurant saw this scene, they thought they were a couple in love.

"Oh, by the way, can you take me to the hot springs in Konoha? I came here from Mist Shinobi after a long journey and am a little tired." Minazuki Ka suddenly thought of something.

"No problem, I just finished eating. Let's go." Nagato nodded.

Seeing the two people getting up and leaving, Konan and Yahiko put on their sunglasses again and followed closely behind them.

At the entrance of Six Tails Hot Spring..

"Brother Saiken, there are two of us, one for each male and female at the hot spring." Nagato walked in and said with a smile to Six Tails lying on the counter.

"Huh? Nagato, okay?" Saiken looked at Nagato and the two of them for a moment, but still nodded.

"Wait a minute, I also want a male hot spring," Minazuki said suddenly.

"Huh?" Nagato and Saiken looked back at Minazuki Hana at the same time. Nagato thought of something that Brother Jiraiya taught him, and his face instantly turned red.

Is this...so fast...I...I'm not ready yet...

"Oh~ I understand, Nagato boy, you can say this kind of thing openly. I've seen it a lot, it's nothing. No, this is the key to a single hot spring. It doesn't cost you money. The sound insulation effect is very good. Okay, there are some things in there that you may need. Those things are charged for extra." Saiken said with a look of understanding on his face, and then took out the key to the single room from the drawer behind him and handed it to Nagato.

Nagato's face was red and he didn't dare to speak...

Minazuki thanked her gently, called Nagato to his senses, and took Nagato to the private room.

Outside the door...

"Hey, hey, isn't it? Are they developing so fast??!" Yahiko asked dumbfounded.

"...Bah, it turns out that Nagato is not only stupid, but also a pervert." Konan spat with a blush.

"Well... Brother Jiraiya's teachings are true to me." Yahiko nodded thoughtfully.

"Idiot, stay away from Brother Jiraiya from now on!" A tic-tac-toe slowly popped up on Konan's head, and he punched Yahiko directly.

Just when Yahiko and Konan were discussing where to wait for them...

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Suddenly, a roar came from the store.

"Holy shit, is it so exciting? What are they playing?" Yahiko knew it was Nagato's as soon as he heard the voice.

".. pervert" Konan snorted.

Then, a white figure ran out of the door. Fortunately, there was a bath towel tied around his waist, so he wouldn't lose too many people.

"Nagato?! Why did you run out?!" Konan looked at the figure in confusion and asked.

"Nagato, are you so fast?"

...

Nagato ignored them and disappeared with a Body Flicker Technique. The two were at a loss...

One week later...

"You are sending a message to ask Nagato. He has locked himself at home this week, not going anywhere, and not replying to messages. What is going on?" Konan said speechlessly.

"Well, although there is little hope, let's ask." Yahiko shrugged.

Deputy leader of the Akatsuki organization: Nagato, what’s wrong? You haven’t replied to my message this week.

Akatsuki leader:...

Deputy leader of the Akatsuki organization: Great, you finally paid attention to me. What is going on?

Akatsuki leader:...

With the indiscriminate bombardment of Yahiko99+...the leader of the Akatsuki organization finally spoke his first words.

Akatsuki leader: He is a man...bigger than mine...

...

The expression on Yahiko's face suddenly froze...

"Hey, Yahiko, what's your reaction? What did he say?" Konan knocked on the petrified Yahiko, and then grabbed the phone.

The wind is very noisy tonight...

This sentence appeared in the circle of friends of the leader of the Akatsuki organization...

Love, stay away from me.