Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"reach out"

"Ouch..."

"Beep beep beep..."

"Take it out, what is it?"

"Just a little... grenade..."

..

"Okay, let's go in." Nanako searched Obito with the Chakra detector in her left hand and the metal detector in her right hand and let him in.

"By the way, 59 grenades, two scrolls with machine guns sealed, and a scroll with tanks sealed. Remember to ask your parents to pick them up after school." Nanako said helplessly to Obito in front of her.

"Okay..." Obito nodded speechlessly.

"Next" Nanako looked behind the door.

Jian Yue slowly walked in...

"What is this?" Nanako searched out a scroll from Miyue's arms.

"Social Quality Detection Polymer Precision Structure Combination"

"Abbreviation" Nanako asked speechlessly.

"A bomb with gunpowder compressed a hundred times"

"Let your parents pick it up this afternoon," Nanako said with a dark look on her face.

"Next"

Hidan lowered his head and walked in...

"Do you want me to search or hand it over yourself?" Nanako was too lazy to search anymore..

"Give" Hidan took out a scroll from his arms..

"Just one?" Nanako looked at Hidan and asked..

Hidan slowly took out another one from his hair, one from his shoes, and one from his crotch. The most speechless thing was that Hidan broke his arm and took out another one from his arm.

"Let your parents pick it up this afternoon." Nanako didn't know what to say.

"oh.."

Then, Nanako found ten dumbbells weighing 50 kilograms and two weights weighing 30 kilograms from Guy. A dozen knives were found from Kakashi, and eighteen puppets with artillery were found from Scorpion. .. Asuma found a dozen Sarutobi Yellow Crane Towers and thirty lighters.

Nanako went up to the podium and was about to start teaching, but found that the eyes of the students below were not on her, but on the mountains of things next to the podium...

Nanako had a smile on her face, and a "h" character appeared on her forehead. Dozens of chains instantly burst out from behind her and threw the pile of things away.

"Haha! Teacher! Since you threw them away! I don't have to ask parents to pick them up this afternoon!" Obito stood up happily and asked.

"Idiot" Kakashi covered his face..

"Well, no need for afternoon, just now, you seven! Now! Go!"

"..oh.."

After school in the afternoon...

"Obito, don't you always bring so many dangerous items to school?" Lin said helplessly as she looked at Obito.

"I am doing this to protect myself... Konoha is so unsafe, and I am the Third Generation heir to the Kidney Company, so my personal safety must be guaranteed," Obito said a little aggrieved.

"Where did you hear these words?" Lin touched Obito's head and asked doubtfully.

"Uncle Fugaku told me last time"

At that time, the young Fugaku wanted to get some information about Mikoto from Obito, so he said this.

Dave's house...

"Fugaku, good boy" Dave chuckled, listening to Obito's words on the bug.

"Give him a boost"

Dave happily left home with his hands behind his back.

"You, how old are we, who would harm us?" Lin shook her head helplessly.

Just as Lin finished speaking, a figure flew over from a distance, broke the window, and flew directly into the classroom.

"Look! Look! There is always someone who wants to kill me!" Obito suddenly took out his phone, adjusted it to explosion mode, and threw it towards the person...

"Obito!!"

"That voice... seems to be Uncle Fugaku's" Lin said doubtfully...

"Didn't hear that clearly" Obito frowned.

"Obito!!" Nanako saw that scene as soon as she walked into the classroom.

Then... Dai Yue, who had just finished talking to the teacher, received another call from the teacher as soon as she walked out of the school. She turned around and walked back into the kindergarten with an expressionless face...

"Do you have any plans for the afternoon?" Jian Yue asked the six cows and horses.

"What, what are your plans? Didn't you say you would go online in the afternoon?" Asuma looked at Mitsuki and asked.

"Well, I won't go. A senior sister invited me to do an experiment." Miyue nodded.

"Senior?? Where do you know senior??" Asuma looked at Miyuki in confusion and asked.

"My father and I met when we went to the experimental school to do experiments. Okay, it's almost time. I'll leave first." Jian Yue smiled and said hello to everyone and left.

"Bah! You're so unjust!" Asuma said angrily.

"Hey, I can't go in the afternoon either. I just promised Lin to accompany her to the store to help." Obito also said with a smile.

Seeing Obito and Lin leave, Asuma became even more angry.

"Scorpion, Hidan, where are you two!" Asuma looked at the two people over there and asked.

"Me? My grandma is coming to Konoha to see me in the afternoon. I have to go find my grandma," Xia said apologetically, and left quickly after that.

"My father arranged a blind date for me in the afternoon and said that I could earn a lot of money as a home-based son-in-law," Hidan said helplessly.

"None of them are reliable!" Asuma curled his lips.

"Asuma, let's go, I've packed up." At this time, Hong came over and said with a smile.

"Yeah! What movie do you want to watch tonight and what do you want to eat?"

"Fuck!" Kakashi yelled, giving Asuma the middle finger at his back.

What I said just now was so righteous. I thought you would accompany us, but who knew that your kid had already made arrangements.

"Then now...the only thing left here is..." Kakashi suddenly realized something, and slowly turned his head expressionlessly to look at Guy who was also looking at him.

The two looked at each other for a long time...

"Why did I end up with you!?" Kakashi's pair of dead fish eyes revealed his huge helplessness...

"Kakashi! This is the choice of fate! As my lifelong enemy and best friend! Let us seize this fleeting time! Let's work hard together!!" Guy shouted with great enthusiasm.

"No!!"

..

The seven calves and horses have their own little lives...

Obito helped Lin in the store, Asuma and Kurenai went to the cinema, Miyuki was doing experiments with his senior sister in the laboratory, and Scorpion met his grandma and chatted with her about interesting things...

Kakashi and Guy ran to the gym, lifting dumbbells with ferocious faces...

"Ahhh!! Kakashi!! Give me another 20 pounds!!"

"What?! I'll gain 30 pounds!"

"I'll put on 40 pounds!"

"50 pounds!!"

"60 pounds!!"

In the end, the two little kids were sent to the hospital with muscle strain on their faces and arms...