I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

what to do?

I'm afraid this is aimed specifically at me!

Whoops!

It never occurred to him that he would perform tricks all day long, but the sword fell off and hit his own head accidentally.

Xu Mang is very desperate now. I don't know who the professors of this subject are. Although I know many professors, I really don't know what they do. Except for a few professors who have helped with research, I can't even name the others. .

don't talk about them

I even forgot the name of my former head teacher.

Well,

Xu Mang thought for a long time, and decided to write a special vocabulary on it, which was quite naughty.

It's called colleagues...

Xu Mang?

Let me tell you something. Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang's answer to the first question, and said slowly, You don't usually go to class, so I told a few professors that you don't have the so-called normal score bonus. , so how many points you get on the test paper, you will get the same score at the end of the semester.

I...

Nima!

Isn't this a buddy's routine?

Xu Mang looked at Director Fang with horror on his face. He opened his mouth a few times, but he was still unable to speak. He thought that he would be able to survive if the big knife fell and hit his head, so he pushed it directly into the stove. Burned, how can this withstand?

Director Fang?

Did my test paper be copied separately? Xu Mang asked.

right!

I specially asked the professors to make this paper for you. Director Fang said solemnly: Special characters and special events must be treated specially.

over...

It's really over now!

What should I do?

Xu Mang, who didn't believe in evil, silently turned on the system.

System...what's the name of the professor who teaches this paper?

【Unable to provide relevant information】

if,

The system is not omnipotent, and there are some things that the system doesn't even know, such as the professor's name.

...

Xu Mang looked up at Director Fang and saw a smile on his expression, then silently handed in the paper and said, I want to hand in the paper.

Director Fang was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses after a long time, and asked, Just zero points?

Um!

Director Fang...there is no difference between a score of fifty-nine and a score of zero. Xu Mang said, Similarly...there is no difference between a score of sixty-one and a full score.

Director Fang was not polite either, silently put away Xu Mang's blank paper, and said calmly, Xu Mang...you can't do this, and the announcement of this result will make people laugh out loud?

Then what should we do?

I usually don't even go to class. Xu Mang said innocently, Director Fang, you are too ruthless. You don't engage in academics, but you actually study the art of war. This feint shot sent me directly into the ditch.

hehe.

Soldiers never tire of cheating, Xu Mang...you still need to grow up.

Then let's go straight to the next exam. Director Fang took out the second paper and placed it in front of Xu Mang.

Subsequently,

Xu Mang glanced at it, then silently handed in the paper again.

There were four exams in total, and it took two minutes. Xu Mang ended with four zero points, ending all tasks for today.

Xu Mang: 囧

humiliation!

What a shame!

Don't be so sad.

Director Fang said with a smile: In fact, even you, as Professor Xu, may have a zero score in the exam. This time is a lesson, and it is also a reminder to other students.

Director Fang!

You're killing chickens to make an example to monkeys! Xu Mang said helplessly, You're hanging my dead body on the city gate and telling other students... This is what happens when you don't study hard.

right!

Who told you not to go to class? Director Fang said with a smile: The results will be announced this time, but by the whole school.

I think...

No one dares not to attend class. Even our Professor Xu will get zero points if he does not attend class. If this happens, other people will be expelled. Director Fang smiled and said: I discussed this matter with the principal, and it was a very good one. educate.

Xu Mang: @#￥%...\u0026amp;amp;amp;

Fuck!

The noble Professor Xu turned into a tool man.

Farewell!

Xu Mang ran away...

Seeing Xu Mang's leaving figure, Director Fang smiled. Although it was unfair to Xu Mang, his grades would not be of much use to him now, so why not make good use of this opportunity to teach other students .

see

Is Professor Xu very powerful?

Such a powerful genius can only get zero points if he doesn't attend class, so why don't you come to class?

...

well...

The noble Professor Xu has been reduced to a refugee. Xu Mang hid under the blanket, sighed, and felt sad. He never expected that this would be the case. What other people saw as a question, turned into a problem for himself. Send a proposition.

At this time,

When Yang Xiaoman returned to the dormitory, he suddenly found Xu Mang under the covers.

well?

Why are you so early? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, Have you handed in the test paper early?

No!

I got zero marks in the four exams. Xu Mang said dumbfoundedly: I was tricked by others, so angry... This was the most humiliating day for me, Xu Mang. I think eating shit is just like that. Now that I think about it Really angry.

Yang Xiaoman frowned, and asked curiously: What's the matter with you?

The first question of the paper says... who is the name of the professor of this course, and the score is worth 41 points. Xu Mang said with a dark face: I have never taken a class, so how do I know who the professor is? , and I don’t even have the usual points.”

Puff,

Yang Xiaoman showed a happy smile. This was the happiest thing she had ever encountered in her life. The level of happiness was higher than the first kiss between the two of them. To be honest...it's really hard to see Xu Mang's embarrassment, especially What kind of test or competition.

finally,

God opened his eyes once.

Good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, let you be a bad person at ordinary times!

Yang Xiaoman sat beside Xu Mang, pinched his face, and smiled happily: Really...I think you are very cute now, with a sad face...hehehe.

listen!

Is this human?

Zero marks for four homework... This is really humiliating, okay?

oops!

Don't frown. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: I will kiss you, old lady, to make you happy.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman kissed her.

(*￣3(*￣︿￣)叫~

(￣ヘ￣*)ε￣*) And here~

finished kissing

Xu Mang straightened Xu Mang's face with both hands, stared at him seriously, and silently lowered his head.

pity,

Xiaoman's plan failed, she kissed the back of his hand.

Hello!

You're going too far! Yang Xiaoman said angrily, My mother, let me comfort you, you are a big idiot who doesn't appreciate it... No, you are not like this usually, did you just smoke? Why is there air in the dormitory? The smell of fragrance?

Don't make trouble!

I'm quite annoyed now. Xu Mang said pretending to be calm, Let me lie down for a while.

...

Yang Xiaoman finally let Xu Mang go, after all, he is quite sad now.

Seeing that Xiaoman was ordering takeaway, Xu Mang let out a long breath. He had indeed smoked one in the dormitory just now, and the fragrance of tobacco still remained in his mouth. With the sensitivity of Xiaoman's tongue, he might be able to see through it with a lick.

Today is already a tragedy enough, if this is another beating...

Forget it,

Don't want these annoying things.

afternoon,

Xu Mang received the notice and began to correct the students' papers. By the way, he was also the leader of the paper-correcting team. The members were all PhD students and teaching assistants. One of them was an old acquaintance, Hu, the counselor of the freshman class majoring in theoretical physics. bright.

Swish Swish Swish,

Xu Mang graded very quickly, and the high-level papers had standard answers, as long as they followed the standard answers.

...

...

...

Fuck!

So fast!

After seeing Xu Mang's graded papers, many people showed a hint of surprise.

soon,

Xu Mang finished grading the high math papers, not to mention...the grades were pretty good, many people got a pass, probably...a dozen or so, of course most of them failed, it is conceivable I know how weak these people's ability to deal with sudden situations is.

and,

It is also a big problem that mathematics tools cannot be used flexibly when dealing with physics problems with huge calculations. Mathematics is a major pillar of physics. Without mathematics, physics is basically useless.

no, sorry,

In the future, they need to stimulate their mathematical ability.

moment,

Xu Mang began to correct the basic physics papers for the theoretical physics major.

Different from correcting high maths, this time Xu Mang was extra careful. He basically read everyone's theories, and then annotated the wrong ones, and counted the theories with the most mistakes. Next year, he will do it again. explain.

two hours later,

Almost half of the corrections were made, and Xu Mang didn't find any special theoretical system. Many of them were just nonsense, which seemed reasonable, but careful analysis simply didn't hold water.

Professor Xu?

Going to eat. A PhD student said to Xu Mang, Are you with us?

Well...

No. Xu Mang shook his head and said silently, My girlfriend will bring me food.

...

...

...

A group of people left in anger.

Xu Mang was still grading the papers, and he put his last hope on the other half of the unmarked papers.

well?

Interesting! Xu Mang finally discovered a theory that interested him.

Algorithmic Concepts of Quantum Structures in Quantum Chromodynamics

This is a very comprehensive concept. To be precise, it is computer program software, which is not directly related to dark matter. However, through this theory, computer programs that calculate the interactions between elementary particles can be developed.

Through this new computer program, it can help it understand the particle events of the Large Hadron Collider, so as to explore the mysterious dark matter particle.

but...

This investment is too great. It is impossible for Fuda to establish such a project. It is even impossible for the officials of the Modu to come forward. It must be done by the power of the whole country. The particle collider alone is a headache.

But it's really good, ninety points for you!

Sincerely,

The first outstanding player was born.

well?

It seems to be a female classmate. Xu Mang was very surprised. The Department of Physics is a rare subject for female students. Who would have thought that with such a small number of students, a genius would pop up. From a pure probability analysis, it can be regarded as worthy. called a miracle.

I'll go...the entire physics department only has about 20 girls in total, right? Xu Mang smiled, This girl needs to be trained more!

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang discovered another theory that he was very interested in.

Perception of dark matter through energy transfer in the form of quantum resonance

this...

Xu Mang read it. Although the content was messy, the title gave Xu Mang a new way of thinking.

There is currently no observation data in this field. If you start with it first, you may be able to lead the world in a certain aspect.

But the problem is...

No money!

There is also no relevant detection material and theoretical support.

At this time,

Yang Xiaoman called and told him that he was already downstairs, so he hurried over to pick it up.

soon,

Xu Mang brought Yang Xiaoman to the office and ate the lunch Xiaoman brought.

Coincidentally,

The group of teaching assistants and doctoral students who had finished their meal came back in groups. When they saw a girl who was less than 1.5 meters tall in the office, everyone froze in place.

Professor Xu?

Is this your cousin?

suddenly,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman's faces turned green.

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