I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

cousin?

cousin?

Are you crazy?

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were so angry that their faces turned green, especially Xiaoman...they were so green that they turned black, but after thinking about it, they understood one thing. Is this a compliment in disguise? Explain that you are very young and beautiful.

This is my girlfriend, from the School of Economics and Management. Xu Mang said indignantly with a green face, You guys want me to be sent to the orthopedic hospital, right?

ah?

This is the legendary Professor Xu's girlfriend?

like...

Earn blood!

Have you finished eating? Yang Xiaoman asked blankly, After eating...I'm leaving.

Um.

I'll see you off? Xu Mang asked.

My driver brought me here. Yang Xiaoman packed the takeaway box and said calmly, Go on with your work.

After Xiaoman left,

The office is buzzing.

The love story between Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman was artistically rendered by everyone, and soon Xu Mang and Xiaoman traveled across dimensions, because only gravity and love can travel through time and space.

Xu Mang, who was treated as a joke by everyone, was so angry that he asked silently.

Which of you is a doctoral student? Xu Mang asked.

I!

Me too!

And I.

There were a dozen or so people present, and almost six of them were PhD students.

Xu Mang nodded, and said with a smile, I'll take you next year. To put it simply... If you don't satisfy me, it will be difficult to get a doctorate.

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seriously?

What... what the hell do I do?

Several PhD candidates looked confused. Even though they were four or five years older than Xu Mang, they could do nothing... In terms of academics, they would never be surpassed in a lifetime. His impact factor was more than 120, which was enough for him to graduate for a year. Hundred times.

In short, age is not a problem, people speak with strength.

Professor Xu?

You're not kidding, are you? a PhD student asked in horror, This joke is not funny at all.

Do you think I'm joking? Xu Mang said with a smile, Director Fang talked to me about it. In the spring of next year, he will bring some PhD candidates. I think the six of you are pretty good.

I... you are all in charge of the exam, you know the difficulty of the high math papers this semester? Xu Mang showed a smirk: Understood!

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The six PhD candidates silently closed their mouths, responding to Xu Mang with silence.

soon,

Xu Mang finished all the work, but there was only one student who interested him, Hu Jie, a sophomore. Her idea was very interesting. Although there were some theoretical mistakes, compared to others, this This student is a rare genius.

but...

This calculation ability is worrying.

Xu Mang found out that Hu Jie's high math scores were only at the lower middle level of the class. It would be very difficult for him to develop at this level in the future. After all, Da Vinci said that mathematics is the basis of all natural sciences.

I go first.

You count the scores.

Seeing Xu Mang's leaving figure, several people present let out a long breath.

The devil is finally gone...

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night,

Always come so fast.

Xu Mang and Xiaoman were playing games in the dormitory. Noble single-player players naturally wouldn't play online games together. Xu Mang was lying on the bed playing Fire Emblem.

well?

Big idiot. Yang Xiaoman turned his head and said to Xu Mang, Is there a history test the day after tomorrow?

Um!

What's wrong? Xu Mang asked.

Aren't you reviewing? Yang Xiaoman asked: It's okay to grind your guns before the battle.

Xu Mang said with a look of disdain, Cut...do I need to review?

It's okay not to review, but at least you must know the name of the professor? Yang Xiaoman said, If the old tricks are repeated, isn't it a tragedy?

...

finally,

With Xiaoman's help, he found the list of professors in the history department, and after spending a minute remembering it, Xu Mang solved a major problem in his life.

Then what...

It seems that the water will be cut off today. Yang Xiaoman said squeakily, The water will be cut off in half an hour.

Xu Mang said in horror, Then what should we do?

or...

Let's go together. Yang Xiaoman looked up at Xu Mang, and said with a smile, How about it?

...

After thinking for a long time,

Xu Mang finally agreed to this method, and said calmly, Then let's take a phoenix bath together.

Pooh!

That's called Yuanyang! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes.

it's the same.

In Phoenix, the phoenix is ​​the male, and the phoenix is ​​the female. Xu Mang said with a smile: The phoenix is ​​much more powerful than the mandarin duck. Listen to my tone...wow, the phoenix! And...oh, the mandarin duck.

Xu Mang suddenly said seriously, The former is shock, while the latter is plain.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman's iron fist hit him.

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣盘￣///) What a waste!

in the bathroom,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman took a shower, and then they started fighting...until they both lost their strength.

well!

The New Year is coming soon...you... Yang Xiaoman lay in Xu Mang's arms, blushing and said, When are you going to become a beast?

Xu Mang glanced at it, and said calmly, What are you in such a hurry for? Anyway, I have a bold plan.

Um?

plan?

Is there a plan?

Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: What is the plan?

Xu Mang smiled: I plan to start ten minutes before the new year, do you know what that means?

Yang Xiaoman shook his head, with a confused look on his face.

At this time,

Xu Mang quietly leaned into Yang Xiaoman's ear and said a time unit.

suddenly,

Xiaoman's face turned blood red, she patted Xu Mang's chest, and said, I hate it...you know how to play tricks on me.

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It was finally the day of the history department exam, Xu Mang got up early and went to the history department building.

but,

After arriving at the building, Xu Mang realized that he could not find the examination room.

After all, they are non-staff personnel, and each examination room does not have their own name.

Huh?

Isn't this Professor Xu? A young woman spotted the anxious Xu Mang and asked curiously, Professor Xu, why are you here?

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang said, I'm here for the exam.

Professor Xu?

You don't have a fever, do you? the woman asked helplessly, You still need an exam?

Xu Mang: 囧

That's right,

You ate yesterday, does that mean you don't have to eat today?

Xu Mang said, Where is the office of the dean of your department?

On the left of the third floor.

oh...

goodbye.

After bidding farewell to the young woman, Xu Mang hurried to the dean's office on the third floor.

soon,

Xu Mang saw an old man with gray hair, but he was quite energetic. Xu Mang didn't want to delve too much into why he was so energetic. Anyway, this was the case with all the senior intellectuals he met.

Professor Xu? The head of the history department asked curiously, What are you doing in our history department?

I'm here for the exam. Xu Mang said with a smile, Can you arrange it for me?

Dean Fang mentioned it to me. I thought it was a joke. The head of the history department said, You really came, so let's go to the examination room for freshman history.

Results... Xu Mang asked, What about the results? Are they going to be announced?

The head of the history department said: You can not announce it, or you can announce it. After all, you are special.

Xu Mang thought for a moment, then hurriedly said, Then let's announce it!

...

Are you sure? The head of the history department said in surprise: If the grades are poor...you know.

Won't!

I'm afraid that no one in the history department is my opponent. Xu Mang said with a smile: This time I won the first place.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The head of the history department didn't care. Xu Mang is from the physics department. Although his academic level is very high, physics and history are completely irrelevant. Even if Xu Mang's level is at the top, it is almost impossible for him to play a role in history.

It's up to you. The Department of History nodded.

I'm leaving...

leave the office,

With the help of a kind student, Xu Mang successfully found the examination room for his freshman year of history.

When Xu Mang just walked into the classroom, many students present saw him.

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Huh?

Isn't this Professor Xu Mang Xu from the Department of Physics?

Why is he here?

Xu Mang silently walked to the corner of the last row of the classroom. Xu Mang didn't care that the students were looking at him like monkeys.

Professor Xu?

Are you here for the exam? A girl asked curiously.

Yeah. Xu Mang nodded.

Everyone present was stunned for a moment, and all of them showed expressions of astonishment.

Professor Xu?

You... The girl didn't know what to say for a while, and after thinking for a long time, she said, You came here to experience life, right?

don't even say,

It's really possible, after all, Professor Xu doesn't play by routine.

Xu Mang said seriously: I'm serious, so please take the exam well. I just talked to your department head. The students who rank lower than me mean that they are not serious in class, and some credits will be deducted.

cut!

Ranked lower than you?

How can it be!

The students didn't care about the so-called deduction of credits. They were reasonable...Although Xu Mang was a professor, he was a professor in the Department of Physics. Physics and history had nothing to do with each other. How could he score lower than Professor Xu.

Not to mention deduction of credits, expulsion is fine!

at this time,

Twenty minutes until the exam,

The two invigilating teaching assistants came to the examination room and saw Xu Mang in the corner.

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...

Professor Xu?

Is he crazy?

A teaching assistant hurried to Xu Mang's side and asked respectfully, Professor Xu, who is this?

take an exam!

Huh? The teaching assistant asked in surprise, Exam...exam?

words fall,

The teaching assistant smiled wryly, Okay...

soon,

The exam officially begins,

From the moment Xu Mang got the paper, a familiar feeling came over his face. It's been too long... It's been too long since the exam! This time must be grasped carefully, after all, it will be the final exam of life.

Taking a look at the students present who were seriously answering the questions, Xu Mang sighed guiltily.

sorry,

You all have to die!

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