I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang didn't know what was tested in the first exam. Anyway, it was enough to open the cheat, and if he wanted to use the cheat in the examination room in the future, he would not have this opportunity.

By the way...

What the hell are these things?

Xu Mang glanced at the first question, which was a very common multiple choice question.

The monarch who saved Xing Cunwei in the Spring and Autumn Period?

Duke Huan of Qi?

Qin Mugong?

Duke Wen of Jin?

Or the King of Chuzhuang?

Xu Mang's stock of historical knowledge was very limited. Although he did well in the history exam in the college entrance examination, it was completely cheated. Now he came to the real battlefield, the exam of the History Department of Fuda University.

what to do?

Who the hell to choose?

Xu Mang was a little helpless, and silently turned on the cheat.

System... What's the perfect score for this paper?

[Identified by the system, the full score exchange value of this test paper: 10000 (historical skills)]

Well?

so low?

Xu Mang was very surprised by this result. It seems that this exam is not very important, but also... After all, the difficulty of the freshman year, how difficult can it be.

Direct payments!

Xu Mang didn't talk nonsense, if he didn't pretend to be aggressive now, when would he wait?

moment,

Xu Mang turned on the animal mode, and the unicorn arm reappeared in the world.

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The two assistant invigilators noticed Xu Mang's strange behavior, and they were petrified at that speed.

What... what's going on here? one of the teaching assistants asked.

How do I know. The other shook his head: I read on the school's forum that Professor Xu cannot judge him with normal human thoughts.

I think...

Professor Xu is scribbling. This is not an answer, it is clearly scribbling. The teaching assistant said, Look at it...don't even read the question, just write the answer...Do you think it is possible?

Leave him alone. Another teaching assistant said, Neither you nor I can control him. Strictly speaking, he is our leader.

Ten minutes past the exam,

Successively, several students noticed Xu Mang's situation, similar to the two teaching assistants, and their jaws dropped in shock.

crazy?

or what?

Estimated to be self-destructive.

Too,

If the physics department goes to the history department to show off, this is not asking for death, what else can it be?

another five minutes

Xu Mang silently put down his pen. It hadn't been like this for a long time, and his speed was much slower than before. Sure enough, muscle memory was still very important. Without the help of muscle memory, his arm started to ache after fifteen minutes.

Hand in the paper! Xu Mang shouted.

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???

What is this for?

Hand in the exam in fifteen minutes?

It stands to reason,

It was impossible to agree to Xu Mang's request, but he was a professor.

At this time,

An assistant invigilator ran to Xu Mang and said with concern, Professor Xu...are you sure?

Please remove the word 'what', and there will be nothing left! Xu Mang said confidently, Hand in the paper!

moment,

Xu Mang walked out of the examination room, turned around and asked as soon as he reached the door, How many exams are there?

There are two more games...in the afternoon and tomorrow morning, the assistant coach said.

two games?

Why are there so few?

...

Back in the dormitory, Xiaoman, who was playing games, saw Xu Mang and asked in surprise, You...how did you come out?

finish exam.

Xu Mang came behind Xiaoman with a smile, hugged her directly, put his head on his shoulder, pressed against her handsome face, and said, Don't worry, I'm awesome.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman was paralyzed again.

She was most afraid of Xu Mang's appearance like this, the sudden tenderness was hard to guard against.

Um...

After marriage, will you still be so gentle to me? Yang Xiaoman whispered softly: Many couples after marriage, the husband treats his wife badly... In the past, after all kinds of running around, one But when you get married, it changes completely.

impossible!

The only reason this happened is that the woman on the other side didn't learn Sanda. Xu Mang said with a face of solution: You are a black belt player, give me three heads and six arms, and I can't do anything about you.

this...

Why does it sound unpleasant?

Yang Xiaoman frowned, feeling very displeased with Xu Mang's words, sentimental old lady, didn't I conquer you with my beauty?

Hello!

Is it because I am not beautiful, or because I am not gentle? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, I am a girl from the south of the Yangtze River, as soft as water.

It may be that Xu Mang has been a little swollen recently, so he jumped out and said, Maybe it's cement.

Next,

It was a bloodbath.

afternoon,

Xu Mang went to the examination room. It was similar to the routine in the morning. It still took fifteen minutes to end the battle.

It's a pity that it wasn't too long before Xu Mang was summoned to the office by the principal of Fuda University.

Xu Mang!

Did you not do well in the last few exams of your life? The principal stared angrily: You got zero marks in four physics exams, why should you save a little dignity in the history exam now!

Second Grandpa!

Don't panic. Xu Mang said with a smile, Don't you know my level?

what level?

Aren't you level zero?

The headmaster said angrily: What level... forget about the four duck eggs?

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, and said helplessly, If a hero doesn't mention his bravery, can he not mention it? Second Grandpa.

This guy's skin...

The principal has nothing to do with Xu Mang. First of all, this guy is a feature of Fuda. In half a year, he has four SCI papers, one provincial physics journal, and a bunch of messy titles. He has been completely mythologized.

Furthermore,

After all, he and I belong to a close relative relationship.

Xu Mang...

I heard that you are going to announce the results? the principal asked.

No pressure. Xu Mang patted his chest and said confidently, Let me just tell you, invincible!

Invincible?

The principal thought about it for a while, and made a decision on the spot: It happens that the position of the deputy director of the Department of Physics is vacant. If you can get the top three in the overall score in the freshman year of the Department of History, you will be the deputy director!

this...

Why can't you trust me?

Xu Mang didn't want to cheat his second grandfather, after all, second grandfather was very kind to him and Xiaoman.

Then what...

Second Grandpa wait for me for a while, I will discuss it with Xiaoman.

words fall,

Xu Mang rushed out of the office and called Xiaoman at the door.

Hello?

Xiaoman? Xu Mang asked, Tell me something.

explain!

What is the relationship between Second Grandpa and our family? Xu Mang asked cautiously, Be honest, don't get mixed up.

Yang Xiaoman was silent for a while, and said calmly: Actually, it's okay. Second Grandpa only walks around during the Chinese New Year. He doesn't usually contact him very much. Even if he does, it's not with my dad.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Xu Mang's mind began to become more active, since that's the case...then...

Why did you suddenly ask this? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Second Grandpa gave me a chance to cheat him. Do you think I cheated? Xu Mang asked, It's a bit...too much to cheat relatives.

pit!

Why don't you cheat? Yang Xiaoman said, Do you want to see the child who is waiting to be fed, and there is no milk powder to drink?

Xu Mang: 囧

No milk powder to drink...why not find the reason from yourself?

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang walked in with a smile, and said to the principal, Second Grandpa...I discussed it with Xiaoman, and we agreed.

The headmaster glanced at it, and said helplessly: Such a matter still requires the consent of my wife?

hehe...

Today is rather special. Xu Mang smiled dumbly, Speaking of which, when will the results be announced?

Before leaving school.

Probably the second day after the exam. The principal said.

...

the next day,

Xu Mang had just come out of the History Department building. He had already completed all the exams, and the total time did not exceed one hour.

For this,

The vast majority of first-year students expressed disdain.

From a scientific point of view, Professor Xu will definitely be at the bottom. From the perspective of mathematical analysis, Professor Xu will also be at the bottom. In short...he will definitely be at the bottom!

well?

Xiaoman? Xu Mang lay on the bed covered with a quilt, and said with a dead fish face, When is the New Year?

There are still two weeks!

Why do you suddenly care about what to do during the Chinese New Year? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and blushed and said, Can't wait?

no.

It's about time for the research institute in Ning City to call me. Xu Mang said, I'm a researcher at this research institute,

Regarding this matter, Yang Xiaoman knows a little bit, it seems that others asked him, and then this guy agreed in a daze.

idiot!

Can't you take a good rest for a while? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes: Running around all day, are you tired?

Xu Mang sighed, and said helplessly: What can we do then? We are lagging behind advanced countries in many fields, so we must work hard. I am a professor of theoretical physics in Fuda's Department of Physics.

idiot!

You have a lot to do!

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, but quickly forgave Xu Mang, after all...he is a man.

At this time,

Xu Mang's cell phone rang.

look!

Here we come.

words fall,

Xu Mang answered the call.

Xu Mang!

No, no, Professor Xu. The other party's voice reached Xu Mang's ears, School is on holiday?

Well, soon.

Deputy Director Wang, what, is it about technical difficulties? Xu Mang said with a smile: It's almost half a year, and this technical difficulty has not been broken through yet? Is the brand new quantum database I just developed, all of you researched? Tried?

Deputy Director Wang smiled wryly and said, I've tried it, it's difficult!

Disaster?

Is there that low temperature insulating composite material difficult?

Xu Mang smiled and said, What is it about?

Superconducting!

We are looking for a brand-new superconducting material. Anyway, we can't explain it on the phone, so we have to explain it in person. Deputy Director Wang said seriously: In short, we are helpless, and now we put all our hopes on you.

oh...

But don't have too much hope. Sometimes the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. Xu Mang said, I will call you when I return to Ning City.

good!

I'm waiting for your news!

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