Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

The Eunuch Who Traveled Through the Qing Dynasty Author: The Weeping Donkey

【brief introduction】

Time travel, I admit, I am a eunuch!

There is really nothing to do.At most, they just make guns, play with cannons, pick up girls, and make money.

♂ Volume 1 First Entry to the Palace♀

→Chapter 001 - Aggrieved rebirth←

Looking at the big fish and meat in front of him, Zheng Dong still couldn't help sighing.

To be honest, what he enjoys now is the best treatment he has received in the city of vain death for thousands of years. Judge Cui personally comes to greet him every day. Burning incense and candles, you can even enjoy delicious wine and meat that is no less than that in the world of the sun. If a person dies like this, what more can a husband ask for?

But Zheng Dong was still very upset.In Yangjian, as a graduate of a prestigious university and a doctoral candidate, he just took over an important project, just at the time when he was young and vigorous and ready to show his ambitions, but he died inexplicably, and he was inevitably unwilling.

What made him particularly angry was that the day of his death happened to be the night of his bridal chamber. The authentic virgin who had been holding back for more than 20 years finally came to an important moment in his life. He saw the bride shyly took off her clothes and showed her trembling pair of chests. The little white rabbit, Zheng Dong's blood rushed straight to his forehead, he felt saliva welling up, his eyes went dark, and he was lured to the underworld by impermanence in a daze.

Zheng Dong asked himself to be cautious all his life, not to mention harming people, even an ant would not trample to death, but he died young in the end. Of course he felt wronged, so he filed an appeal.Coincidentally, it happened to catch up with the underworld to rest for prostration, and it was delayed for another two days.

Cui Pan was on duty on the third day, and when he checked the birth and death book, he was shocked.It turned out that the book of life and death clearly stated: Zheng Dong of a certain county in Henan Province, a member of Lu and the province, had a son in his life who lived to be 93 years old.Cui Pan was frightened into a cold sweat at the time, and with unprecedented efficiency, he called up the urging talisman of the day and saw that there were a few large characters written in ink on it: Guanchen, a certain county in Henan.However, the flamboyant and phoenix dance written in the character "Chen" has basically been separated. If you don't look carefully, it is really similar to "Zheng Dong".

Cui Pan was furious, and after patting the table for a long time, he realized that he had written these two characters.That day, Ma Mian's son passed his [-]th day, and he was in a hurry to drink, and accidentally broke up with the writer.After thinking about it, he hurriedly sent the bull head and horse face to personally send Zheng Dong back to life, but he didn't know that when he went to Yangjian, the body had been cremated.

It turned out that Zheng Dong's death in the bridal chamber on his wedding night was not something glorious after all.For the sake of her daughter's reputation and future happiness, her family decided to have the body cremated hastily.As a result, Zheng Dong became a lonely ghost, crying and complaining all day long in the city of death.These days, the government is catching up with the crackdown on corruption and dereliction of duty. Cui Juan has a ghost in his heart. In order to keep the black hat on his head, he can only beg Zheng Dong three times. The chancellor's family of merchants chose to choose, which finally calmed down Zheng Dong's anger a little.

Originally, one day in this world, thousands of people would die in vain?Especially seeing the eldest sister next door, because she looks like Sister Furong, she was hit by a brick when she went out and was directly slapped to death. Now she can only chew candles every day in the city of death, isn't she more unlucky than herself?Thinking of this level, Zheng Dong felt relieved.Picking up a brush, he wrote some requirements for reincarnation, and handed it to the desk for reminder.

Cui Pan couldn't help but gasp when he saw the request.This guy only wrote one sentence: Ask to be reincarnated in the place with the most beautiful women.Cui Pan knew that this boy had been depressed for too long as a virgin in his previous life, and died in vain on his wedding night, which resulted in a psychological deformity. To put it bluntly, he was a legendary pervert.But now that society is monogamous, where can I find the most beautiful women for you?Unless it is the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, but the territory is not under our control.

The more I thought about how this kid would get on my face, the more I felt hateful, and I didn't dare to offend.The horse face was still sinister enough, and after thinking about it for a long time with a long face, Fu Er offered a plan.When Cui Pan heard this, he immediately smiled, and sent the little ghost to pass Zheng Dong, telling him to go on the road immediately.

Zheng Dong cried and complained every day, nothing more than venting his grievances. Unexpectedly, Cui Pan actually agreed to his request. He was a little surprised. He was afraid of being tricked again. After asking for a long time, he found out that Cui Pan was in charge of the six reincarnations. Secretly sent him to the ancient palace.

Zheng Dong thought to himself that there are countless beauties in this palace, and the beauties are like a cloud, so he can't help but get carried away.It was also because he was so happy for a while that he forgot to ask which royal palace he returned to and was reincarnated on the body of which prince and nobleman. There was a sneer from behind: "Being a prince and emperor? Bah, don't dream! The emperors of all dynasties can only cultivate after thousands of eons, and even the prince has to go through 36 eons and 72 lives. If I really let you be a king, That black gauze hat on her head really can't be kept..."

It is said that a ray of Zheng Dong's ghost left the underworld, guided by a beam of white light, and flew straight to the Forbidden City.Sure enough, there were clusters of beautiful women on the way, shuttling back and forth, singing birds and singing, their skirts fluttering, half of their souls froze in an instant, and they felt how beautiful the world was, how fresh the air was, an era where there were crowds of concubines hugging left and right. It's coming.Suddenly the soul trembled, and the body gradually became conscious. When I opened my eyes, I found that I was lying in a dark room.

Looking around, the room is small and the furnishings are very simple. Although it is not shabby, it is just that the light is very dim, and it looks a bit cloudy.A man in a blue long gown with a big braid behind his head was crawling on a nearby table to take a nap, with a summer hat on his head, he looked a bit like the eunuch of the Qing Dynasty shown on TV.

Zheng Dong felt a burst of excitement: It seems that he has really arrived at the imperial palace. It turned out to be the Qing Dynasty, so that will be enough.I guess this guy is the eunuch serving me, I don't know what role I am now?Prince?Baylor?Oh no, the prince lives in the palace.So am I the emperor or the elder brother?The living environment is a bit simple.Just as he was thinking wildly, he tried to sit up with his arms propped up, but when he raised his arms, he knocked off the quilt, and the fly whisk placed by the bed also fell to the ground.Hearing the noise, the eunuch-like man raised his head and rubbed his sleepy eyes, and said lightly, "Are you awake? You really slept well enough, fuck, I didn't close my eyes for two whole days."

Zheng Dong was taken aback, why did this guy talk to me in such a tone?But I don't know if I should have a seizure or not. Look at that person, he is fifteen or sixteen years old, and he looks good, but the facial features are too soft, he looks like a girl.The speech is also soft, it seems that he is really a real eunuch.This was the first time Zheng Dong had seen a live-action eunuch, and he couldn't help feeling disgusted psychologically, and felt a little nauseous.Fortunately, he came here from the underworld, so he became more courageous and said calmly, "May I ask who this little father-in-law is..."

The man came over with a smile, picked up the quilt and said, "What little father-in-law, you forgot about my little treasure after being in a coma for two days? Thanks to me serving you like this. If it wasn't for your dead brother, I wouldn't bother to talk to you." .”

Zheng Dongdao: "My brother is dead? Who is he, and what is my name?"

His voice was a little louder, Xiao Baozi hurriedly covered his mouth, and said in a low voice, "You don't want to die? This is Kunning Palace. If you make such a loud noise, you will lose your head if someone else hears it!"

Zheng Dong felt even more strange, and hurriedly got up.Probably because he had been in a coma for a long time, he felt dizzy at first, but when he touched it with his hands, he found that the back of his head was still wrapped in a ball of cloth.He thought for a while before he said cautiously: "Little...Little Baozi, why don't I remember anything after I fainted! Me, who am I? How did I faint for so long?"

"You really don't remember anything?!"

"Really, I, I don't even remember myself!"

Xiao Baozi looked at him in surprise for a long time, finally believed that what he said was not a lie, shook his head and said, "Oh, it seems that your third son is really destined to be a eunuch!"

Zheng Dong was so frightened that his soul almost came out of his shell again, he gaped and took a long time to stammer: "You, what are you talking about? Little Sanzi? I am... Tai, Tai, eunuch?!"

Xiao Baozi said: "What's the fuss about this, aren't we the same? Besides, what's wrong with the eunuchs, they eat the imperial rations and get the imperial pay, and they don't have to go to the battlefield. They can also eat big meat during the Chinese New Year, which is much better than the peasants!..."

Zheng Dong didn't care to listen to him, so he hurriedly untied his trousers and stretched out his hands to feel inward for a long time. He confirmed that there were many parts in the long circle. In a few months, when Xiaodao Liu comes back, it's time for you to cleanse yourself. Can you keep that treasure of yours!"

Zheng Dong's eyes were darkened, and he seemed to see Cui Pan's gloomy face in a trance, as well as the treacherous bull-headed horse face smiling at him triumphantly, clearly saying: Hey, it really is the place with the most beauties, right?You kid just wait to see a lifetime of beauties and live a lifetime of addiction!

***, Cui Pan, bull-headed horse-faced, you are bullshitting me!I want to appeal! ! !Zheng Dong opened his mouth, but he couldn't shout out after all. He tilted his head and passed out again.

♂ Volume 1 First Entry to the Palace♀

→Chapter 002 - It turned out to be an undercover eunuch←

When he woke up again, Zheng Dong felt aggrieved no matter what he thought.He was a male in his previous life, but this time he became a eunuch again. He wanted to die for a while, and really wanted to bump his head into the corner of the bed.But after hesitating again and again, he still couldn't be cruel.Even those who have died once are still afraid of death.

Anyway, it hasn't been cut yet, so I simply live for two more days.On the day of the cleansing, I will definitely hit my head to death, anyway, I would rather die than become a eunuch!Zheng Dong made excuses for his cowardice like this, and wondered at the same time: How can eunuchs enter the palace and cleanse themselves?It's the first time I've heard of this rule, and it's incredible.

Xiao Baozi thought he was annoyed because he lost his memory, shook his head and sighed: "If you can really forget everything, it will be really easy. It's a pity that we are all miserable people. Even if you forget, others will help you." You remember. Oh! . . . "

The little eunuch looked very young, but in his teens, but his tone of voice was old-fashioned.Hearing what he said was unclear, Zheng Dong was about to ask, when suddenly the door curtain was raised, and two people walked in.They all look like eunuchs, but their clothes are different. The white and fat man in his 40s is wearing a dark blue mending suit with strange patterns painted on the front. It seems that he should be an official; Baozi was about the same age, but he was not as handsome as Xiao Baozi, and there was always a gloomy look on his pale face that didn't match his age.

When Xiao Baozi saw the middle-aged man, he hurriedly bowed and gave Qian'er a slap, and said, "I met Eunuch Qi. The third son just woke up, and I just asked someone to deliver a message. Eunuch is coming so soon."

Duke Qi gave a gracious expression, and walked straight to the bed without saying much.Zheng Dong saw that he was a bit important, and was hesitating how to greet him, the little eunuch said in a shrill voice: "Little Sanzi, why don't you greet Eunuch Qi after seeing you, your eyes are growing on top of your head?"

Zheng Dong was already filled with anger, so he snorted and glared at the little eunuch after hearing this.The little eunuch's expression changed immediately, and just about to scold him, Eunuch Qi frowned and said, "Liu Deliang, do you still think we are not ostentatious enough?" The little eunuch called Liu Deliang hurriedly lowered his head and said, "Yes, master." Then he stopped talking.

Xiao Baozi hurriedly said: "Eunuch Qi, I have something to report to your old man. The third son is awake, but he doesn't seem to remember anything from the past!"

Eunuch Qi was taken aback, and said, "How did you say that? Could it be that this young man... is useless?"

Xiao Baozi said: "That's not true. Just now the imperial physician Zhang Siquan came to see him, and said that the third son's injury is no longer serious, but he has been in a coma for a long time, and his body is a little weak. Zhang imperial physician prescribed a few doses of internal medicine for him, Stay in bed for a few more days, and he should be able to recover. It's just that he can't remember anything about the past, and he even forgot his own name." While talking, he gave Zheng Dong a wink.

Zheng Dong hurriedly got up, pretending to be weak and said: "This... father-in-law, I, I..." Eunuch Qi waved his hands and said: "Don't move, if you are not well, just rest first." Turn around He walked a few steps with his head down, and muttered to himself: "Forgot, um, forgot..." Suddenly raised his head and shouted: "Xiao Ran!" He said: "It's fine if you forget it, but you should tell him the most important things about the past. Now that you've reached this point, you just make mistakes and make mistakes. You know what to say and what not to say, right?"

Xiao Baozi hurriedly said: "Yes, I know."

Eunuch Qi snorted and said: "It's good to know. Don't forget to teach him the rules in the palace. Once he recovers from his illness, he must serve the master. There must be no mistakes at this juncture." After a pause, he asked again: " Doctor Zhang came to see the doctor just now, but what else did he say?"

Xiao Baozi hesitated for a moment, and said: "Although he didn't say anything, his expression was a little different when he was taking the pulse. I wondered if he had seen that Xiao Sanzi hadn't..." His expression became tense at this point, Subconsciously stood on tiptoe and looked outside the door.Eunuch Qi understood right away, nodded and said, "Yes. Zhang Siquan didn't know we changed people secretly. But he belongs to our master, so it's okay to know."

The little eunuch Liu Deliang suddenly said hesitantly: "Master, I heard that... this Imperial Physician Zhang...isn't quite..."

Eunuch Qi frowned and said, "If you have something to say, there is no one else here, so what are you afraid of?"

Liu Deliang said: "Yes. The apprentice heard that Zhang Siquan's mouth was as loose as the waist of a cotton trousers. The eldest elder brother was ill. Concubine Yi didn't let him say it, but the word spread quickly. The apprentice listened The maids said that this word was passed on by Imperial Physician Zhang."

Duke Qi said: "Oh? There is such a thing... How about this, I will go out of the palace tonight and tell our master about it. Our family has no control over the matter of the imperial physician, and it is up to the master to make up his mind. "When he said "Master", Qi Gonggong looked up with his hand and pointed slightly. When Zheng Dong saw this gesture, his heart jumped for some reason, and he had a faint feeling of something bad.

Eunuch Qi said to Zheng Dong and Xiao Baozi again: "In the future, if you two have something to do, come to the respect room to find me quietly, and don't ask someone to deliver a message to me blatantly. There are many people in the palace who talk, and I will try my best." Don't come to your place, so as not to make others suspicious." Zheng Dong heard this, his heart was moved again, but Xiao Baozi bowed his head and said yes.Eunuch Qi gave Zheng Dong a meaningful look, and said: "It's inconvenient to stay here for a long time, our family will leave now. Younger son, you have to be firm!" After speaking, he took Liu Deliang out.When picking up the door curtain, Liu Deliang turned his head and gave Zheng Dong a hard look.

As soon as the two left, Zheng Dong quickly got up and said, "Who is this Eunuch Qi? Why can't I understand what you are saying?"

"It's right if you don't understand. If you understand it as soon as you hear it, then our heads should also move."

Xiao Baozi shook his head and smiled bitterly, and said something to Zheng Dong.Although Zheng Dong vaguely guessed something in his heart, he was still taken aback.

It is now the eighth month of the tenth year of Xianfeng in the Qing Dynasty. The third son is named Xiao Ran. He is 16 years old this year.Xiao Baozi's name was Wu Baolu, and he was assigned to Kunning Palace in seven years. He was an "official" eunuch, and to put it bluntly, he was the one who served the potty in the palace.Xiao Ran was lucky, articulate and winky, so he made a special eunuch, that is, to pass messages to and from the palace. According to the rank, he was an ordinary eunuch, one level higher than Xiao Baozi's little eunuch.

What really surprised Zheng Dong was that their backgrounds were very deep. The one who really manipulated them was not the emperor or the empress, nor the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but another mysterious figure with all-hands and eyes!