Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Speaking of this, I can’t help but explain a few words: In that era, being a eunuch was very attractive to ordinary people. After all, they were eating the royal rations to get the royal salary, and they didn’t have to die on the battlefield. Get a title, so many people sign up to be eunuchs every year.Of course, you have to cleanse yourself before signing up. In fact, it is not like what Zheng Dong saw in some movies in later generations. In a dark room in the palace, a few eunuchs pressed people on the wooden board, and raised their knives with a grinning smile... Clean Most of the body procedures are carried out outside the palace.

Most of the people who purify themselves are also voluntary (of course, they are forced by life, or whoever is perverted will cut JJ voluntarily). can be used.The little knife Liu mentioned by Baolu earlier was specialized in castration. He and Bi Wu from Accounting Department Hutong on Nanchang Street are known as the two most famous knives in the capital.

Cleaning up is not the same as entering the palace. After passing the inspection and acceptance by the Xing Shensi, it can only be said that it is eligible to enter the next round of screening (it seems to be the same as the current audition).Unlike the Ming Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty had a maximum of more than 3 eunuchs, but during the Xianfeng period, there were less than 2000 eunuchs in the palace. Therefore, the selection of eunuchs is very strict every year. Often a large number of applicants will sign up, and most of them will fail in the end. lost.Those who lost the election undoubtedly became victims of the times, that is, they could not be eunuchs or men, and they were deprived of even the most basic dignity and social status.

The topic is getting too far, let's just talk about Bao Lu and Xiao Ran. The reason why they can enter the palace smoothly is that apart from being clever, there is another important reason: there is a mysterious big man behind them to support them.While using means to make them pass the screening, this person is responsible for settling their families.When talking about settling down his family, there seemed to be a look of pain in Baolu's eyes. Although he quickly covered it up, the careful Zheng Dong still noticed it.He immediately thought that the so-called "settlement" might not be as simple as having enough food and clothing.

Baolu said he didn't know who this mysterious person was. The two joint eunuchs he knew in the palace died inexplicably one after another. Since then, they have been in single-line contact with the eunuch Qi Gonggong, the chief eunuch of the respect room.

At this point, Zheng Dong already understood that all that the big man did was to put them in the palace as eyeliners.Judging from that person's deliberation, he must be an important official in the court if he is not a prince or nobleman. "Damn it, it turned out to be the ancient version of Infernal Affairs, and you actually asked me to be an undercover agent!" Zheng Dong couldn't help cursing.

"The ancient version... Infernal Affairs? What is that?" Baolu was very interested in this new term.Zheng Dong hurriedly changed the topic, and said, "Since I was cleansed first, why is my... mine still there?"

It turned out that Xiao Ran had really purified himself.He is very smart and capable, and is appreciated by the empress of Kunning Palace.One day he inquired about some important information, and rushed to inform the mysterious person. In the past, Eunuch Qi had been the one-way contact. It happened that Eunuch Qi had something to do that day, so he asked Xiao Ran to sneak out of the palace to report the news.There is a saying that no coincidence makes a book, but that night, he ran into a few snitches and was stabbed to death on the street.

In the Qing Dynasty, there were laws and eunuchs who were not allowed to go out of the palace without permission. The mysterious figure found that the eyeliner he arranged had died on the street. He knew that he was in serious trouble. Fortunately, Xiao Ran had a twin brother who looked exactly like his elder brother, so he came up with a bold idea. , Let the younger brother go to the palace to pretend to be the elder brother, and after hiding it from everyone, he will go back to his hometown to visit relatives under the guise of leave, and quietly purify himself.

This incident has been going on for about a month now. During this period, thanks to Baolu taking care of him, and this younger brother is as smart as his elder brother, although there were two times when he almost broke through, there was no major mistake.And Xiaodao Liu, who is more familiar with that mysterious figure, went to Jiangnan to do business, and he couldn't come back for a while, so the matter of getting clean has been delayed.

Two days ago, a small warehouse in the east courtyard of Kunning Palace suddenly flooded, the fire was not big, but one of Mr. Rong's pugs got inside by coincidence.

Everyone was at a loss, but pretended to be Xiao Ran and rushed in. Although he rescued the puppy, he was hit in the back of the head by a burnt purlin, and almost died.It was precisely for this reason that the empress specially ordered the imperial physician to come to see it, otherwise the eunuchs and court ladies would not come to have a look even if they were sick and dying, let alone having a headache.Doctor Zhang is indeed a master of medicine, once he got his pulse, he knew that this fake Xiao Ran was not an eunuch, but he didn't tell the truth.They didn't know that this imperial doctor was specially sent by Qi Gonggong. If another imperial doctor was changed, Zheng Dong might have to go back to Cui Pan to report it just after he was reincarnated.

Zheng Dong—should be called Xiao Ran from now on, after hearing these words, he couldn't help taking a deep breath.I really remembered how Wen Tianxiang felt when he said lightly, "the number of dead is counted" after repeated encounters.

He is a person who is very good at observing words and expressions, and he knows in his heart that Baolu must have something to hide, but it is inconvenient to say it.Fortunately, he knows a thing or two about the history of the Qing Dynasty. If I remember correctly, Kunning Palace was the Queen Niu Hulu at that time. In history, she was talented, gentle and virtuous, and treated others generously. Not much, but I hope it lives up to the name.But thinking of that noble concubine Yi, Xiao Ran panicked as if he had eaten a fly.

You said my life, it is so easy to travel through time, everyone is the emperor, the general, no matter how bad he is, he is also a martial arts chivalrous master, but I, Zheng Dong, became a eunuch!Could it be that I am a descendant of Zheng He and his old man?Eunuchs are just eunuchs, but they happened to be in the era of Cixi, an old lady. Alas, I feel aggrieved when I think about it.You said that if you turn around and tell people that I have time-traveled and that I was a eunuch during the Cixi era, won’t people laugh out loud?

No reason!There is no way out!

After pondering for a long time, Xiao Ran said in his heart that anyway, I have already died once, and now this life is like a second crop of leeks, which is not very valuable.Don't you say that Xiaodao Liu will not come back until a month?Simply use this time to pick two small flowers, fuck, and come to the palace for a while, anyway, I can't lose money.

Then, let me devote my limited life to the infinite pursuit of girls!Thinking of this, Xiao Ran became a little happy again.He forgot for a moment that more than a month later in history, the British and French allied forces broke through the Dagu Port in Tianjin and marched into Beijing. Xianfeng fled to Rehe Palace in Chengde with his wife and children in a hurry. The Old Summer Palace in Yuanmingyuan was burned down by foreign dog robbers at that time.

♂ Volume 1 First Entry to the Palace♀

→Chapter 003- Do we have an affair?←

Bao Lu emphasized some palace rules, most of which were unknown to Xiao Ran.For example, how to say hello, how to reply, even including how to talk, walk, eat, drink, etc. Xiao Ran was stunned.There are many rules in the Qing palace, and they are very strict. If you are not careful, you will be slapped and whipped.Although it is rare to ask to beheaded, but if you flog a 51 person, you will give up your life.Xiao Ran inevitably broke out in a cold sweat again. Fortunately, he had learned the quick memory method in his previous life, and his memory was superhuman.Unknowingly, it was getting dark, Baolu lit two oil lamps, and said: "I'm going to go to bed later, you should have a good rest, and I have to go to the master to say hello tomorrow morning."

Xiao Ran looked at this small but quiet room, and said, "Do I live here alone at night?"

"Of course, this is the special preferential treatment that the master gave you." Baolu said with a smile, "Originally we all lived in a room of four or six, but that day you saved Ronggui's dog regardless of your life, and the queen's master also felt ashamed." Shangguang, specially asked someone to clean up this room for you to recuperate. If the master doesn’t say anything, you can stay here forever.” Suddenly blinked, and smiled strangely: “The queen’s personal maid, called Yu Ting, you probably have forgotten it? She misses you, and visits you two or three times a day. Shall I send her a message and tell her to come over at night?"

Xiao Ran blushed immediately, and after a long time of coyness, he said: "This, this, it's not very suitable, is it?"

Baolu pursed his lips and smiled maliciously for a while, and then said in a low voice, "What's inappropriate, have you forgotten what we are here for? Yu Ting is the master's personal maid, and a lot of news comes from She got it right. So trying to please her is your top priority. But you have to remember that you are not clean yet, so don't show any flaws on the spur of the moment. The head is responsible for this."

Hearing what he said, Xiao Ran's heart trembled, and he hurriedly said: "I know how to measure, please rest assured." Baolu nodded, explained a few more words, and hurried out.

Looking at the sky, it was estimated to be around eight o'clock, when suddenly my stomach started growling.Only then did I remember that I had been in a coma for two days, and I was really hungry.He didn't know the rules of eating in the palace. Generally, the emperor's concubines had dinner at the turn of Shenyou, but the eunuchs and maids had to serve their masters, and they usually had dinner at the end of Xu and the beginning of Hai.Xiao Ran didn't dare to walk around casually, so he had to drink two cups of herbal tea, but felt even hungrier.After a while, there was a sudden sound of brisk footsteps outside the door, and a crisp voice said: "Little Sanzi, if you wake up and don't greet me, are you going to die?"

The door curtain was lifted, and a pretty girl walked in.Looking at it under the light, Xiao Ran was instantly stunned.

Even though he knew how beautiful the palace was, he was still taken aback. This girl was really beautiful.A head of black hair is coiled into hibiscus buttons, most of which are tied behind the head, and a few strands hang down from the neck, lining a snow-white face that is more and more like jade, crystal clear; the curved eyebrows are thin and long , a pair of big watery eyes flickering, a little bit of joy, but also a little bit of reproach; the small nose is slightly turned up, which is indescribably charming and cute, and the small mouth is slightly opened, revealing a row of fine hair. White teeth.

Xiao Ran couldn't come back to his senses for a moment, staring blankly at that charming and delicate face.The girl's pretty face blushed when he saw him, she glared at him, and shouted: "Little Sanzi, you're so rude!" Only then did Xiao Ran regain his senses, he had never looked at a girl like this in his previous life, and his face flushed with embarrassment, and he hurriedly bow your head.From the corner of her eyes, she could clearly see that the girl was of medium height, wearing a lake-green long skirt with a waist, and a small waistcoat with tufted flowers on the outside. Her breasts were bulging, her waist was slender, her hips were plump, and she had a good figure. Excellent.Looking at it like this, I couldn't help swallowing my saliva, and I didn't know whether she was a court lady or Gege, so I could only stammer: "This sister...Master..., Xiao...Little Sanzi can't remember..."

The girl walked up to the bed, poked him hard on the forehead with her fingers, and spat: "You have no conscience, it's still this glib, sister and master's yelling! These two days people have been worrying about you to death. Don't tell me to ask someone to send a message..." Suddenly, the eye circles turned red, and the mouth was flattened to cry.Xiao Ran immediately guessed that she was probably the court lady Yu Ting that Xiao Baozi had mentioned, and felt a faint fragrance penetrate into his nostrils, and his heart suddenly jumped, he was nervous and excited at the same time.He said in his heart that this Xiao Ran was really lucky. He was ordered to pick up girls, but he even hooked up with such a stunning beauty!Hearing that the relationship between the two seemed to be quite unusual, he boldly went to hold the girl's hand and said, "My good sister, the third son misses you all the time! It's just that I just couldn't get out of bed today, and I'm planning to go to the rain tomorrow morning. Sister Ting greets you..."

Unexpectedly, the girl became furious when she heard Yu Ting's words, she threw Xiao Ran's hand away, and cursed: "You are so heartless, you know that you are thinking about that girl Yu Ting! It's a pity that I still miss you so much." It's okay if you can't fall, why are you still mentioning that damn girl to tease me in front of me?" His chest bulged out of anger, tears came down, and he choked up and said, "Okay, okay Now even you are coming to bully me, dead eunuch, just think of your sister Yuting! I, I will never talk to you again!" He cried, turned around and left.Only then did Xiao Ran realize that the horse's ass was slapped on the horse's leg, and he wanted to scratch his ears twice. He reached out to grab her sleeve, and when he didn't pay attention, he rolled off the bed and hit his head on the leg of the table. Ouch.The girl hurriedly turned around, hesitated for a moment, still cried and helped him up, and said bitterly: "Oh, why didn't I fall to your death! A dead eunuch with no conscience!" Oil lamps to shine.

Xiao Ran's bump was quite real, his forehead swelled up like an egg-sized pimple, which was blue and purple.When the girl saw it, her hands trembled, and she almost knocked over the oil lamp. She didn't care about getting angry, she cupped his forehead and blew gently.Xiao Ran was in a daze when he was knocked down, but when he blew on her, he immediately felt like a fairy, and smelled a fragrance like orchid and musk, and felt light all over his body. He reached out and grabbed the girl's sleeve with a calm face, and said with a smile : "My sister loves me, it's worth it if I fell to my death!"

The girl put on a pretty face, waved her hands and said, "You're being glib again. Now I'm thinking of me, why don't you ask your sister Yu Ting to love you?" She wanted to pull back her sleeves, but Xiao Ran held on tightly, earning two Without breaking free, she lowered her head and let him drag her, her eye circles still red.

Xiao Ran took the opportunity to say: "Sister, I don't know. It's not that the third son deliberately bullied you. It's because I was injured and smashed my head last time. I don't remember anything. Really, I even forgot my own name. As for Yu Ting and the two I still listen to Xiao Baozi's words. What's your sister's name?"

The girl let out a cry, and said in surprise: "You, you really don't remember anything? I just heard Xiao Baozi say that you lost your memory, and I took it as a joke. How can you say this? It depends on you." Doesn't it look like you've been fooled?" Sitting down next to Xiao Ran, he touched his forehead and said, "There is such a strange disease in the world? You didn't mean to tease me, did you?"

Touching the delicate palms, Xiao Ran felt soft and smooth, cold and indescribably comfortable. "This is called amnesia, how dare I lie to my sister? If I lie, I will get sores on my mouth and pus on my feet, and I will die!"

The girl thumped him angrily, and said angrily, "Who told you to talk nonsense? I didn't say I didn't believe it, so I just mentioned what those dead and alive are doing!" Then she lowered her head slightly and said in a low voice: "I... ...My name is Xueyao, and you always call me to be your sister behind your back. So you have forgotten about the past between us. Oh, it’s okay to forget, it’s okay to forget..." The voice dropped again Go down, the eyes are very sad.

Xiao Ran's heart was full of joy, a god-sister fell from the sky, she was as beautiful as a flower, wouldn't this be close to the water tower?Sitting by Xueyao's side, she couldn't stop her heart from shaking, and said: "So you are my god-sister, I said why you are so kind when I see you. Xueyao, Xueyao... my sister's name is really nice, people You are also beautiful, just like a fairy in the sky. I just saw you for the first time, and I wonder who is the master."

Xueyao chuckled, "You must be poor, you can be glib. Last night in the East Wing, didn't you also scream like sister and master without a mouth? Hmph, it's embarrassing, I don't know how to be ashamed !"

Xiao Ran couldn't help but move in his heart, and said: "East Wing? Good sister, brother forgot, what did we do last night?"

Xueyao put her hand on his forehead and said with a blushing face: "Bad thing, you forgot about it. You didn't wear clothes that night, you were so ugly, you were ashamed to death! The thing that must let people see you, And let people put it in the clothes, but I have the nerve to ask!"

Hearing this, Xiao Ran opened his mouth wide. He was both surprised and happy. He couldn't help but grabbed her hand and said anxiously: "My good sister, could it be that we two have an affair?"

Xue Yao was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to think about it, her face was ashamed like a big red cloth, her almond eyes were wide open, and when she raised her hand, she was like a big ear scratcher, and Xiao Ran's eyes were shining with gold stars when she slapped her.I saw the girl jumped out of the bed, put her hips on her hips and cursed: "Put your mother's shit on! You bloody eunuch, if you are nice to you, you will put your nose on your face. Why do you treat me like this? Dirty things, I, I..." The tears that had just stopped poured out again, and the whole body trembled with anger.

♂ Volume 1 First Entry to the Palace♀

→Chapter 004 - Traces of Spring Dream←

The eunuchs and court ladies often secretly beg their elder brothers and sisters, Xiao Ran also knows this, but he doesn't know how far they have developed with Xueyao.This scolding was like pouring a ladle of cold water on his head, which frightened him into a cold shiver.I thought this was too careless, thanks to Xueyao and his good relationship, otherwise this sentence alone would have given away my flaws.So he hurriedly kowtowed, and swore without a word: "My good sister, I really forgot that night, but I didn't mean it. My sister forgave this time, and the third son will never dare again. But if you bully my sister again, let me The third son has turned into a scumbag!..."

Hearing what he said, Xueyao couldn't help but burst out laughing, and spat: "Dead eunuch, you are most wicked. Sometimes you insult others, and then you have this face again, and you don't know how to be ashamed." There was still a smile on her face. The crystal teardrops are really like rain hitting pear blossoms.

Xiao Ran also jumped out of the bed, took her by the hand and said, "Yes, yes, the third son is wicked, how can my sister care about the same as the third son. Well, I don't have any impression of you saying that you didn't wear clothes that night. Then What's going on again?"

Xueyao gave him a white look, and said: "I'm ashamed to ask. That night when you were moving boxes and cages in the east wing, you said you were sweating and feverish, so you took off your cloth shirt. You were so bold. Fortunately, I met you. If it's another person, if I tell you the master, won't you be rewarded with thirty or fifty whips?"

Xiao Ran knew that eunuchs were not allowed to take off their clothes and be naked, it was a rule in the palace, and thought, why didn't you tell the master to beat the little eunuch to death, so as to save my dignified doctoral student from being reincarnated on this damned eunuch.On the mouth, he said: "My sister is kind to me, and the third son will remember it. What is that thing you said?"

Xue Yao said: "It's not that...that naked wild monk, it's so ugly."

Xiao Ran was very curious and insisted that she show it to him.Xueyao couldn't get around, she turned her back and groped to untie something from her gown.Xiao Ran was delighted when he saw it, it was a naked monk, it turned out to be a cross with a silver chain on it.It seems that the workmanship is exquisite, because it is placed next to the meat, still retaining Xueyao's body temperature and vague fragrance, Xiao Ran couldn't help but have another burst of cranky thoughts.He also told her that this wild monk's surname is Jesus, and he specializes in marrying faithful men and women, and only by wearing it close to the body can a happy marriage be predicted.

The two chatted and laughed for a while, and two bamboo clappers and a gong sounded from outside.Xue Yao said: "Oh, it's late, I have to go, master and the others should be back."

Xiao Ran wondered: "Why hasn't the queen returned to the palace so late?"

Xueyao said: "Elder Brother was ill a while ago and still hasn't healed yet. This morning, Long Live Lord fainted again in Qianqing Palace. The masters have been with him all the time. I don't know what's wrong. Just rest well. Well, I’ve lost my memory anyway, so I don’t want to bother you, so I won’t worry about it.” As he spoke, he walked towards the door, and when he reached the door, he turned around and said, “I just had someone prepare a meal for you, and it’s all because of your love. The food will be delivered to you in a while. I will come to see you tomorrow night. And I will write down all the nonsense you said just now. Hmph, being a eunuch is so perverted, You just want to have...something, and you don't have that kind of thing, what a show!" After speaking, he glanced at Li Ran's lower body quickly, giggled and ran away covering his mouth with a coquettish smile.

When Xiao Ran gave her such a flirt, the lower half of her body immediately burst into flames. If this girl hadn't run so fast, she might have unbuttoned her pants on impulse to demonstrate to her.After thinking wildly for a while, a little eunuch really brought a food box, opened it, and there was a plate of sauced eggplant, a plate of marinated eggs, half a roast chicken and three steamed buns.Xiao Ran knew that the food of the eunuchs and maids was not very good, and they could only eat meat once during the New Year's Eve, presumably it was Xueyao's special order.

The Shangshan Supervisor has a special kitchen for the slaves, but it is also allowed to open a small stove and add meals to the sick, but the premise is that there must be a "reward", and they are willing to do things if they have money, and it is no exception in the palace.The eunuchs and maids without titles in the Qing Dynasty did not have regular money, but the masters would share a little pocket money from their monthly bills according to the rules. This is called "Tiji"; the rest depends on the master's rewards .Xue Yao was willing to take out her own money to give him a little trouble, Xiao Ran was very touched.

Feng Juanyunyun was full after eating, and then remembered that he had been in a coma for two days and hadn't washed yet.He picked up the copper basin and fetched water from the vat under the eaves, just about to wash his face, when he bent down, he was suddenly taken aback.I saw an extremely handsome face reflected in the water basin, two sword eyebrows slanting into the temples, eyes not too big, but bright as morning stars, a tall nose, sharp-edged lips, a face unexpectedly perfect No time, no regrets.

In fact, due to the strict selection of eunuchs in the Qing palace, crooked melon cracked dates had no chance of being selected, so generally speaking, the eunuchs were not bad in appearance.For example, Baolu, and Liu Deliang who is beside Eunuch Qi are all pretty good, but compared with Xiao Ran, they are still a bit worse.Xiao Ran couldn't help touching his handsome face, thinking that this eunuch chief is really real, Pan An Songyu is nothing more than that, a standard boy.No wonder that girl Xueyao is willing to be considerate of her own money. With her appearance, if she wants to participate in the audition of being a good boy and auditions in her previous life, it will be a waste if she doesn't win the championship.