Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

But the point has come to this point, it would be even more embarrassing not to ejaculate, so Xiao Ran ignored Duan Xingnian who kept tugging at the hem of his clothes under the table, and nodded in agreement.Let's start with the assistant leader first, and after speaking sentence by sentence, these guys don't know where to find so many uncommon poems, and they even turned out all the poems and Tao Te Ching, and they were all able to shoot. As soon as one person finishes speaking, the other can immediately pick up.Even a blind man can see that it must have been arranged in advance.What's even more exasperating is that some guys actually copied the poems in their hands first, stuttering while reading.

E Longze and Duanmeng couldn't help laughing, they couldn't help but glanced at this young imperial envoy who looked like a girl, and said to themselves, you can just sit here and watch others eat and drink!You won't be able to ejaculate alone later, let's see if you can afford to lose face!

After a while, when it was Duan Xingnian's turn, of course he didn't ejaculate, his face was red with anger, and he hoped that Xiao Ran would give him a wink, and he would immediately turn over the table and start hitting.Xiao Ran was not in a hurry at all, he shook his head and looked confident.The last one to give him a question was a small Dian Military Academy, who kept looking at his palms, and for a long time he came up with a very uncommon seven-character ancient poem, which Xiao Ran had never even heard, let alone guessed.But he was quite open, and cupped his hands and said: "I admire! The Jianrui camp is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger. I am an imperial envoy with little knowledge, so I am willing to bow down! Ah, you eat, you eat. We just watch."

Everyone was eager for this sound, and immediately rounded their chopsticks and rushed to the bear's paw, about to strike.Xiao Ran smiled and said: "Since everyone is having so much fun, I'm here to help, so let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, two brothers went to the theater to watch a play, and because of a plot, no one could convince the other. There was a spittoon, and the two of them made a bet that whoever lost would drink a big gulp of the contents. The boss lost, and he didn’t play tricks, picked up the spittoon and took a gulp.”

When everyone heard this, they lost their appetites. They held up their chopsticks in mid-air, moving forward and backward, so embarrassing.Xiao Ran said strangely: "Hey, isn't this joke not funny? Don't worry, there's more to come."

"After a while, the two brothers argued again. It was a bet as usual. This time the second brother lost. I saw the second brother holding up the spittoon and drank more than ten mouthfuls. The boss was very surprised and said: Brother, you It’s so powerful, I can drink so much in one go! The second child said: ***, it’s not that I want to drink, but the stuff in it is too strong, and I can’t stop biting.”

oh--!oh--!Seven or eight people covered their mouths and got up at the same time, and a gust of wind rushed out of the tent.The rest of them also felt that their stomachs were overwhelmed for a while, and they were holding back hard.Xiao Ran wondered: "Hey, why don't you eat it? Don't be polite, feel free, feel free."

"It's better for you to eat," Er Longze gritted his teeth and took the bear's paw and put it in front of Xiao Ran, "We are really not hungry, we can't eat."

Eat well and sleep well.Xiao Ran had several dreams that night, one was Yuting, the other was Xueyao.When he woke up in the morning, he was still a pillar of support, and even he himself blushed a little.

Of these two girls, one is gentle, the other is pure, the other is charming, and the other is charming.Sitting under the quilt and tasting for a long time, there is no difference.So I shamelessly thought: If only the two could come together, it would be so simple!It won't be exchanged for a god.

While the saliva was dripping and YY was cool, Duan Xingnian rushed in excitedly.Xiao Ran flew over with a pillow in anger: "Damn it, can't you come a little later? It's almost done by just a little bit. If you scare me, I will have to think again from the beginning!"

"You're done?" Duan Xingnian raised his hand to grab the pillow, and looked at him flatteringly, "Two people came outside, and they both said they were the ones you wanted to see the most. Let me report, I don't know brother... ..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Ran had already rushed past him like a gust of wind.

It really was two people!The one on the left is wearing a gray eunuch uniform, with a handsome little face, smiling and revealing two dimples, she is indescribably cute, isn't that pretty girl Xueyao!Xiao Ran was so excited that he just wanted to have a hungry tiger to eat, suddenly the person on the right also turned his head, and immediately lost his appetite.

There are not many people who can make Xiao Ran sick, and Dai Wei is undoubtedly one of them.

"You old guy, let me tell you, can you not smile so lewdly every time you see me? It's as if we have an affair." Xiao Ran quickly grabbed Xue Yao, for fear that she would suddenly disappear like in a dream.Xueyao blushed unconsciously, twisted her body and said: "Why do you say that about the old man? He has been waiting for you for half an hour!"

Dai Tong choked enough at his words, and rolled his eyes for a long time before saying: "Your boy is not authentic, and you didn't say a word when you came here, which made me have to run so far to find you at such an old age." .” Pointing back at a big cart, “I know I’m not popular, but do you like this thing?”

Suspiciously, Xiao Ran lifted the sheet, and immediately jumped up.On the cart, there were three black multi-barreled machine guns lined up in a row!The last time I saw the power of this thing in Nanyuan, with it, let alone the British and French allied forces, the Eight-Nation Allied Forces are not afraid!

"Ha, you old bastard is really a roundworm in my stomach, give me whatever you want!" Xiao Ran stroked the shiny black gun barrel excitedly, "Damn me, seeing it is worse than anyone else. Dear! Uh, Xueyao, you are not included."

This somewhat cumbersome iron guy is composed of twelve barrels hooped in a circle, with a three-legged gun mount underneath, and a medicine storage room in the back box. Every time the gunpowder and lead pellets are fired, they are automatically sent into the gun chamber, and then fired by flint. , to achieve the effect of continuous emission.Each tube can be fired three times in a row, which adds up to 36 bullets, which is definitely enough for any powerful enemy to drink a pot.

"What about the others? Where are the other guns?" Xiao Ran glanced around, but only this big car was there, and nothing else was seen.

"The rest?" Dai Tong was also taken aback, "So far, the Ministry of Industry has produced two in total, and I brought you all the original ones. You don't think it's enough?"

"Damn!" Xiao Ran was immediately discouraged.

Although this multi-barreled continuous-fire flint gun is powerful, it takes too long to reload, and it takes at least 9 minutes for a skilled shooter to reload.Within a range of 300 meters on the battlefield, 9 minutes is enough time for the enemy to charge back and forth a few times.In addition, this guy is really heavy, at least over a hundred catties.If you can't form a sufficient salvo of firepower, basically it won't play a big role.

Dai Tong blushed immediately: "This is a gun. You think it's a hen laying eggs, and one pouts her buttocks! Fuck, I've been busy for more than half a month from midnight to midnight, and I've done this in total Three, you're not satisfied, kid! Forget it, don't pull it back! Dai He, get the car! Dai He? Where the fuck did you go?"

Xiao Ran quickly showed the most flattering smile: "Don't, three is three, that's all I'll say. You have worked hard, and adults don't remember the faults of villains. I am that villain." Xue Yao saw at the side Without his virtue, he wished he could kick him to death.

"It's more or less the same!" The old man finally calmed down, pointing to the several big boxes on the car, "I made all these things in a hurry. The booklet I presented to the emperor overnight was sent to you early in the morning." .Here, and this, it can be regarded as a personal gift from me!" He took out a pistol from his bosom and stuffed it into Xiao Ran's hand.

This pistol is slightly shorter than usual, and not heavy. In particular, there is a six-hole runner in the breech, and each bullet hole is a chamber, which can be fired in six bursts.Although it is also a front-loading smoothbore, it is almost the same as a modern revolver in principle.This is exactly what was drawn on the blueprint that Xiao Ran left him that day. "Okay, old guy, you actually figured it out so quickly!" Xiao Ran looked left and right, unable to put it down, "Well, what's in that box?"

"Look back and see for yourself." Dai Tong pulled Xiao Ran aside, and asked in a low voice: "You are now a military supervisor, I heard that the emperor gave you slow medicine, is it true?"

Xiao Ran blinked and said, "It's true, but I should be fine."

"Is it really okay?" Dai Tong looked at him suspiciously, "I know a foreign doctor who said he was a 'pharmacist' or something. He has been in the Qing Dynasty for seven or eight years, and the medicine he prepared is very good. I’ve seen a lot of people. If you think there’s anything wrong, tell me, and I’ll take you to him to have a look, maybe it will work.”

"Western medicine? Pharmacist?" Xiao Ran became excited all of a sudden, and grabbed Dai Tong's hand, "Great! I'm just worried that I can't find such a person! Our next step in making guns may be the key to him!"

"Oh? How do you say that?"

"Since he is a pharmacist, he must know chemistry...Forget it, I tell you that you don't understand either, and I will explain to you in detail later. But you can take care of this man. If you lose it and run away, be careful and I will pull it out." Just your beard!"

"You, you..." Dai Tong rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that caring about this bastard is simply unnecessary.After finishing the delivery with the treasury official, he took the receipt document and went back to the Ministry of Industry with Dai He angrily.

Xiao Ran was thinking about those few boxes, and asked someone to open them for a look, and he was overjoyed.It turned out that there was nothing else there, but round iron bumps—landmines!Sixteen pieces per box, a total of six boxes, a full 96 pieces!Although the workmanship is a bit rough and there are still many burrs on the casting pattern, it should not affect the use.With these precious eggs, it should be enough for foreign devils, right?

After being excited for a long time, I remembered Xueyao, and couldn't help but hugged her and turned around, saying: "I was about to send someone to pick you up, but you came here unexpectedly, amazing, you are worthy of being my wife Xiao Ran !"

Xueyao blushed, and spat: "Shameless, the eunuch still wants to marry a wife! Yesterday you only said that you were the supervisor of the firearms battalion. In order to find you, I searched all day, but I was really exhausted. Well. Dead eunuch, if you dare to leave me alone again, I will, I will..."

"Just rape me like before! Haha." After Xiao Ran finished speaking, he quickly disappeared.

Er Longze was very depressed today, he finally realized that he was no match for this supervisor.This guy's wrist is really not ordinary, and I'm afraid he will suffer a lot if he goes against him.After pondering over and over again, he decided to hide his strength and bide his time, and obediently handed over the roster.

The Firearms Battalion had a total of 770 and six people on the list, but when it was called, Xiao Ran was shocked, the actual number was less than [-]!Ying Zuomei had no choice but to explain to him in detail.It turns out that the Eight Banners Army, as the name suggests, are all the children of the Eight Banners, all of them are used to idleness, and the top ones join the army, but in fact they just want to get paid.There are four proverbs popular in the Eight Banners Army: lose brown rice, run away when you see a thief, hire a replacement early, and enter the camp as little as possible.It can be seen that the majestic and heroic Eight Banners soldiers in those days have long since become empty shelves in name only.

Xiao Ran ordered them one by one, and there are quite a few people who hire people to do errands and pay for nothing.The most exasperating thing is an old man in his 60s who answered four times by himself!The actual number of people counted was only 580, and at least one-fifth of them were old, weak, sick and disabled.My mother, let such an army go to war, it's no wonder they can win!

However, what made him even more depressed was still to come: after counting the weapons and equipment, there were 21 iron cannons in the whole battalion, 24 golden dragon cannons, [-] red barbarian cannons, three mother-child cannons, three short-barreled curved-firing cannons, and a small amount of copper cannons. Pao, at first glance, the writing on the body of the Pao was actually left by the Ming Dynasty!And all the bullets used are solid bullets. When they are fired, they will be a lump of iron. If they hit people, they are called shells. They can't hit people.

The whole battalion has 620 shotguns, 280 and eight Portuguese matchlock guns, more than 62 firecrackers, [-] carrying guns, and a small number of rockets and torches.Although there are a lot of them, most of them are old, and some of them can't be launched at all.

When checking the armory, the warehouse official jokingly said that we still have a "grandfather of guns", do you want to see it?Xiao Ran was still puzzled, and when he brought it over to take a look, the words "Made under the supervision of Kangxi in the 23rd year" were engraved on the body of the gun.After counting with my fingers for a long time, I realized that this shotgun has been around for 170 years!Xiao Ran was speechless at that moment.

Lord, is this my army? !

♂ Volume 2 is ordered to supervise the army ♀

→Chapter 020 - A Crazy Trial←

Two days later, in the evening, Nianzi Mountain.

Shengbao's troops have been besieged for six days.Under the fierce artillery fire and constant harassment by the foreign devils, they could only hide in a small area formed by three hills.Several consecutive rounds of breakouts were not only unsuccessful, but suffered heavy casualties. The number of 4000 soldiers was reduced to less than [-].

The most frightening thing is that the supply has also been cut off.Now the soldiers have no dry food in their hands and can only chew bark and grass roots to satisfy their hunger.There is less than one barrel of gunpowder left per capita, and at most it can block an enemy charge.Tomorrow, 4000 people will be completely turned into lambs waiting to be slaughtered, facing a bloody massacre by the enemy.

"My lord, how about we..." A lieutenant hesitated to speak.Shengbao knew what he meant, and it was nothing more than surrender.Looking around, the soldiers were all looking at him silently. Although they didn't speak, there was hope in their eyes.

"You... all mean this?" Sheng Bao's face was pale, and cloth was wrapped around his left cheek and neck.I was shot there not long ago, and now the wound is festering, swollen and painful.

Everyone still didn't speak.Sheng Baochang sighed, feeling desolate in his heart.

His surname is Su Wan Pai Erjia, and he was born with a white banner. He was originally from Juren and was a Hanlin.In the second year of Xianfeng, he abandoned literature and turned to martial arts, and moved to Henan and Anhui. Because of his outstanding military exploits, Emperor Xianfeng specially rewarded flower feathers, yellow jackets, and the title of "Batulu".In the third year of Xianfeng, Huaiqing broke the siege, Shengbao took advantage of the victory to pursue, entered Shanxi from Henan, and conquered Hongdong and Pingyang. "Sparrow Saber" is equal to Shangfang's sword, the lieutenant general of the second rank and below, who will hinder the military situation, can be cut first and played later.At that time, he was just 30 years old, full of ambition, and he was regarded as the first military general in the Qing Dynasty.

These soldiers in front of him all fought all the way from Henan and Shanxi with him back then. It can be said that it was their desperate fights over the years that changed his crown and honor.Shengbao is ruthless and known for his vicious methods, but he always has a special feeling in his heart for these backgrounds of his hometown.For their meaning, also cannot but consider carefully.

"Go down and let me think about it."

The issue of surrender, in fact, he hadn't thought about it.If the battle has reached this level, if you don't surrender, you will undoubtedly be waiting for death.But these foreigners are monks from outside after all, and their purpose is nothing more than to make money and profit, not to grab territory.After all, the imperial court was going to spend a lot of money to negotiate a peace. When they got enough money and patted their buttocks and left, what would they do?Follow to England?to France?Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smile wryly.Surrendering is just lingering on his last breath, even if the foreigner agrees, the court will not let him go when he turns back.

"Boom!... Boom!" Several dull explosions sounded in succession, and it seemed that the last attack by the foreigners had begun.Shengbao looked up to the sky with a long sigh, and called his soldiers: "Prepare the white flag!"

"General! You, look! It seems to be our Qing army!"