Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Although Zheng Dong in his previous life was not ugly, compared with this one, it is like streams and rivers and seas, and fireflies and the sun and moon.Strictly speaking, this face is no longer handsome, but beautiful.When this word is applied to a man, there are only two possibilities: either he looks too feminine, or he is too handsome.Thinking of this word, Xiao Ran felt a little disgusted in his heart.The difference between men and women is that women like others to praise themselves for their beauty, no matter how ugly a woman is; men hate others to praise themselves for their beauty, no matter how beautiful a man is, because it always makes people feel less masculine .The kind of charm that a man can really convince women seems to be more important in other aspects.

But having a pretty face is not a sin after all, at least it won't make people want to kick him just looking at it.So generally speaking, Xiao Ran was quite pleased.

Sleeping that night, Xiao Ran dreamed that he and Xueyao had a tryst in a garden, chatting and starting to move, that pretty girl also half pushed and half agreed.Seeing that it was going to be a good thing, a bunch of naked women appeared out of nowhere, pushing Xiao Ran to the ground and stripping off his pants.The women couldn't see their faces clearly, they could only see a lot of white breasts dangling in front of their eyes, rubbing against each other, and they couldn't be pushed away.Later, Xueyao jumped out suddenly, pulled Xiao Ran and ran away, and came to a small dark room, the two of them began to be affectionate again.

But Xiao Ran couldn't figure out the location, he couldn't get it in by poking left and right while carrying the thing, beads of sweat were dripping away in a hurry.Xueyao waited impatiently, she rode up on it, opened her skirt, and her two big breasts were bouncing up and down.Xiao Ran felt a bang in his body, as if something exploded suddenly, gushing out, that feeling is really indescribable to a man, how cool it is!

Just reveling in the wonderful aftertaste of passion, Xueyao's face suddenly changed, it was gloomy, it was hard to tell whether it was Eunuch Qi's face or whose face, anyway, the smile was as ferocious as it was, and she was holding a handle shining brightly. The knife cut it with one knife.Xiao Ran was so frightened that he couldn't move, couldn't shout, he watched the man bring out a bloody thing from his crotch, and said: If you dare to go to the palace to play wild, I'll castrate you today Let me make you a real eunuch!

Xiao Ran yelled, and sat up straight. He suddenly heard "Ouch" and was stunned for a while before realizing that it was just a nightmare.Turning his head and looking, there was a young girl beside him, with a red skirt and a yellow shirt, a slim figure, curvy willow eyebrows, and a pair of big talking eyes, still showing a bit of surprise at the moment.Qiong nose and cherry lips, skin as creamy, standard of a classic beauty!

"Little Sanzi, did you have a nightmare? Look at your brow sweating. Is your head still hurting? Are you feeling better?" The girl was talking, pulled off a handkerchief from her skirt, and gently wiped Xiao Ran's forehead .What comes out is a burst of sweet fragrance, which is different from Xueyao's smell. Although it is very faint, it seems to be entwined with countless threads, which makes people's soul shake.They were so close that Xiao Ran could even count her long eyelashes.The breath exhaled from the pink mouth was still warm, and it blew on his neck, which was so itchy that he couldn't tell whether it was comfortable or uncomfortable, but the thing on his lower body stood up.

"You are Yu Ting!" Xiao Ran blurted out, the girl blinked, then smiled, and said: "Didn't you lose your memory? Why do you still remember me? Oh, it turns out that Xiao Baozi and Xue Yao are both deceiving people! "

When Yu Ting smiled, it was like a spring breeze blowing by, indescribably gentle.She didn't apply makeup or powder, but her skin was delicate and moist, so tender that it seemed to drip water.Xiao Ran's heart jumped into his throat at once, thumping, as if it would pop out with a little effort.That's right, the spring dream has just passed, and such a lively and fragrant beauty is in front of him, which man can hold it?

Yu Ting showed him blushing cheeks, gently pushed Xiao Ran, and said, "Why don't you speak?"

Only then did Xiao Ran come back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "It's really Sister Yuting! I really lost my memory, I even forgot what my name was, but for some reason just now, when I saw you, I unconsciously popped out these two words Come on! I think I've been thinking about you, even though I don't remember anything, I still can't forget my sister's name."

Yu Ting smiled slightly, and said: "You, you still have this clever mouth, and you can't change it. It must have been told by Xiao Baozi, right? He just came and asked me to come over, so I guessed that you two must be singing along with each other." .”

Xiao Ran exposed the words to her, his face blushed, thinking that this girl has a quiet face but a smart mind, which shows that the saying "a woman's appearance is inversely proportional to her IQ" is unreliable.Coughing hurriedly, he almost started the conversation: "What time is it... well, how many days has it been? Is my sister just late at night?"

"Yeah, it's almost five o'clock, and I guess it's almost dawn." Yu Ting said and yawned, "Long live the dragon is not feeling well, and he and his masters waited in Qianqing Palace for most of the night before coming back. Ah ~, I'm really tired."

Xiao Ran hurriedly moved in: "Sister is sleepy, let's lean here and take a nap...Huh?" Suddenly feeling something was wrong, he reached out his hand to touch it lightly, and the blanket was wet.This is……?Could it be that in a dream just now...?All of a sudden, his face turned red with embarrassment.

It turns out that underwear was not invented in that era, and people generally wore underwear that reached the calf.The texture of this cloth is so hard that it is not very comfortable to wear. Firstly, Xiao Ran is not used to wearing it, and secondly, the weather in Beijing in August is still a bit stuffy, so he simply took it off and slept on the lower body, but he was still wearing a pair of clothes on top. Close-fitting jacket.So the things that came out of the dream just now were not spoiled at all, and they were all put in the bed.

Yu Ting smiled and said: "You really forgot everything. I came to see you in the middle of the night, and it's against the rules. If I sleep with you again, I won't be skinned tomorrow? You... What are you hiding under the blanket?" She finally noticed Xiao Ran's weird expression, she nodded his nose with her hand and said, "Okay, I've learned to play tricks with my sister! Tell me, what's inside? Is it delicious, or What treasure did the master reward you?"

Seeing that she was about to touch her, Xiao Ran was so frightened that beads of sweat emerged again, he covered the quilt even more tightly, and said incoherently: "No, no, what's the matter..."

"Tch, look at how scared you are, as if I'm afraid I'll rob you. It's fine if you don't show it, is it so rare?" Yu Ting said, turning her head away.Xiao Ran finished thinking about how he offended this girl.Just as she was about to accompany her, she suddenly turned around and quickly reached out to touch the bed. The tentacles were cold and wet, and she was taken aback, "What is this?"

Touching his delicate fingers against his thigh, Xiao Ran felt that his lower part was suddenly swollen as if it was going to explode, his heart beat faster, as if he was beating a big drum next to his ear, and there was no sound at all.Even if he was extremely smart, he didn't know what to say.Yu Ting suddenly understood, blushed, and smiled with her lips pursed: "Don't be ashamed, I'm such an adult and still wet the bed. Giggle!"

It turns out that bedwetting is a common problem of eunuchs.Because when eunuching that thing, the stubble left is too long to be unqualified, and you have to cut it again later, which is called stubble cutting, which is very painful.It is said that An Dehai, the eunuch whom Cixi loved very much, was cut twice.Therefore, experienced body purifiers will cut a little more, and when the wound closes, it will be dented.This will inevitably leave some sequelae, either peeing the crotch or bedwetting.There is a saying that out of ten eunuchs nine pee crotch, this is the reason.Yu Ting has been in the palace for a long time, she knows this, so she was not very surprised when she touched the wet area.But then he twisted it with his hands, why it was still sticky and slippery, it was a bit strange, a pair of big eyes turned around on Li Ran's face, as if asking: What is this?

At this moment, Xiao Ran wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in, thinking that this time he would be ashamed and thrown home.Quickly pulled a piece of clothing from the bedside, grabbed Yu Ting's hand and wiped it.After wiping twice, Yu Ting suddenly withdrew her hand as if it was burning hot, fiddled with the corner of her clothes with her lower hand, blushing like a ripe apple, and said in a low voice: "You... what are you holding..."

When Xiao Ran looked down, his head felt dizzy.With so many clothes, which one is not good? Coincidentally, he tore off the obscene trousers again. "I...I..." Xiao Ran was stunned for a long time, but he didn't hear what he was saying, so he thought to himself, what else is there to explain, isn't this a complete hooligan!Yu Ting, on the other hand, smiled sweetly: "I said how did you touch... touch..., so you just... sleep like that, it's embarrassing!"

After speaking, he stretched again, and said: "I'm really tired, I have to go back quickly. Take a nap, and I have to serve you later. Well, this is a reward from the master, and I will give you a taste." As he spoke, he took a handkerchief from the table, opened it, and found two pieces of Shaqima.Xiao Ran was delighted when he saw it: "Ah, it turns out that this thing already exists at this time, Shaqima!"

Yu Ting was slightly surprised, and said: "You actually recognize it? It's really strange. This thing is not common. I serve the master every day, and I haven't seen it a few times. It's really rare that you are a eunuch who recognizes it."

As soon as Xiao Ran heard it, he knew that she must have never eaten it.I ate too much in my previous life, so I said: "I ate it before, so I can keep these two pieces for myself." A little touched, a little close.

Yu Ting didn't believe that he really ate it, she thought it was because she was reluctant to eat and wanted to keep it for herself, so she smiled and said: "It's exactly two yuan, so let's each have one piece." She wrapped one piece in a handkerchief and put the other piece On the table, I poured another cup of tea for him, and said: "Maybe I have to wait on the master today, and I will come to see you in the evening. Well, change the quilt quickly, it doesn't feel uncomfortable to wet it!" "I couldn't help but chuckled again, and turned around.

Xiao Ran watched her graceful back disappear at the door, feeling a little sweet and a little melancholy in his heart.If he could marry such a beautiful woman as his wife, it would be worth all the suffering in this life.But you said that it is not good for you to be reincarnated as someone, but you chose to be reincarnated as a fake eunuch!I don't know if it's true what Baolu said, and I will cleanse myself in a month or so?Damn Judge Cui, next time I go to the underworld, I will sue your family for killing ghosts!After a while I thought of Xueyao again, the two sisters really have a comparison, one is fresh and bright, the other is intelligent and dignified; one is like a little girl next door, and the other is like a lady of everyone, each has its own merits.

Sitting on the bed and concentrating, only to find that the sky has gradually brightened.Suddenly, he came across a piece of wetness in the quilt, and a gust of fire came up, and he lifted the quilt to see that the little guy was still holding his head high.Xiao Ran raised his hand and slapped him: "Little thing, if you dare to make a fool of yourself next time, be careful that I will really cut you off!"

♂ Volume 1 First Entry to the Palace♀

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At dawn, Baolu came back in a hurry, entered the room and drank two large cups of herbal tea, wiped his mouth and said, "We won't go to the master to say hello today. I will send a letter to Eunuch Qi first, and then I will take You walk around in the palace, you are familiar with it."

Xiao Ran said: "Why?"

Baolu leaned his face closer, and said mysteriously: "Early yesterday morning, Lord Long Live fainted in the Qianqing Palace! Now the master is on fire. You go to pay your respects at this time, aren't you waiting for bad luck? , The emperor fainted, this is a big event, we have to send the news to Eunuch Qi first."

Xiao Ran smiled and said: "Just for this matter? I found out last night that Eunuch Qi is the chief eunuch of the respect room, wouldn't he know?"

Baolu was startled for a while, then suddenly realized: "That girl Yu Ting told you, right? You are so angry, I took a lot of effort to find out, and you don't even need to leave the house to know. Do you know, this Apart from the Empress, Concubine Yi and Concubine Li, even Concubine Wan and Concubine Rong don't know about it. I heard that the servants who were in the Qianqing Palace last night were all locked up by the guards."

Xiao Ran was very surprised, he heard about this from Xueyao, thinking about it carefully, Yu Ting only said "the dragon's body is unwell", and really didn't reveal a faint word.This girl has a clever mind, unlike Xueyao's character, who can see the bottom at a glance like a spring of water.

It was only then that he remembered that Emperor Xianfeng died of tuberculosis in history.I remember that he died in Xianfeng for 11 years, and now it is ten years, which means he still has more than one year to live.The majestic king of a country is so sick, once the news gets out, it will definitely shake the government and the public.No one can imagine what the consequences will be.

Thinking of this level, he faintly worried about that girl Xueyao.This girl has no intentions, if this word reaches the master's ears, it will be enough for her to drink a pot.

"Then," Xiao Ran thought for a while and said, "Physician Zhang of the Imperial Hospital should also know about this, right? Let's report to the police again, isn't it unnecessary?"

Baolu's expression suddenly became a little strange, and he was silent for a long time before he said: "When I was delivering Gongtong in the morning, I met an acquainted guard at the Shenwu Gate, and he secretly told me that at the third watch last night, that Zhang Siquan Doctor Zhang...was quietly carried out by someone!"

"Ah?! Could it be...he died?"

"Nonsense, do living people still need to carry it?"

Xiao Ran was so surprised that his back broke out in a cold sweat.Yesterday, Eunuch Qi thought Zhang Siquan was loose-mouthed and said he wanted to report to that "master", Xiao Ran heard it.It happened that he died that night. If it had nothing to do with that mysterious person, no fool would believe it.But the frightening thing is that in this heavily guarded inner courtyard of the palace, killing a person is only a one-night effort, just like crushing an ant to death. The ruthlessness and power of that person really far exceeded Xiao Ran's imagination.

And this piece of Siquan was originally the eyeliner of that person, but after being talked about a few times by others, he became a ghost in a daze; what about himself?Maybe one day I accidentally offend someone, if someone gets maggoted, maybe I won't even have a chance to explain, and I will end up like Zhang Siquan!It suddenly occurred to me that Baolu had said that after they entered the palace, two connectors also died for no apparent reason, needless to say, they were also silenced.

"Xiao...Xiao Baozi, tell me, in the future, will we..." Xiao Ran also trembled when he spoke.It was the first time that I felt so close to death, and I couldn't help but feel a chill down my spine.

"Don't think about it so much." Xiao Baozi smiled, "Let's just do things as quickly as possible. The master once promised that when we accomplish something big, he will buy us a house outside. With a few acres of good land, I can live a peaceful life. At that time, I can reunite with my family!"

Xiao Ran's heart moved, he guessed that their family was controlled by that mysterious "father", now it seems that his guess must be right. "Baozi, you...do you really believe that 'Grandpa' will let us go by then?"

Baolu's expression changed, as if he wanted to say something, but he quickly changed the topic, and said indifferently: "Don't think about it. I still have to send this letter out as soon as possible. You should write it quickly."

Baolu was illiterate, so Xiao Ran wrote the letters in the past.But how could this Xiao Ran know how to write calligraphy?Holding back the sweat, I finally wrote two crooked lines, which looked like ghosts and symbols.All the traditional characters in it are also written in simplified characters, and I know it's not quite right, but it's the best thing to catch the ducks on the shelves.

There was a bang of clappers outside, and it was dinner for the servants.Baolu brought back rice, but it was vegetables and radishes, and clear soup with little water, which was definitely comparable to the craftsmanship in the school cafeteria back then.Xiao Ran lost his appetite when he saw it.

Dealing with the two hastily, the two left the Kunning Palace, bypassed the Yinghua Palace, and came to the respect room.People from Baoluyang came in and said they were looking for Liu Deliang.It was rumored that the eunuch was only late at night, and his eyes were sleepy, and the boss was reluctant.It was Baolu who secretly stuffed a small piece of silver in his hand, so he reluctantly went.After a while Liu Deliang came out, still sullen like yesterday, without saying a word, he went in after receiving the letter.Xiao Ran couldn't help being angry, and said in a low voice: "Isn't he also a eunuch? It's worth [-] to [-]."

Baolu smiled and said: "He is not like this on weekdays, he only gets angry when he sees you. When he entered the palace, it was Emperor Kangci of Shoukang Palace who selected the child prison for each palace. Originally, he was scheduled to go to Kunning The palace man saw you later and pushed him down. Tell me, can he not remember you?"

Xiao Ran suddenly remembered that that guy seemed to have said something to him yesterday, "the eyes grow on the top of the head". It sounded sour, so he couldn't help but sneered, and said, "It's not the same everywhere? There are eunuchs on the left and right, so I thought Can't choose a consort!"

Baolu was startled, hurriedly covered his mouth, looked around and saw no one around, and said, "Don't dare to talk nonsense! What do you think this is? If you are not careful, you will be..." As he spoke, he chopped his neck with his hands Made a decapitation gesture.After it was over, I couldn't help laughing, "You bastard, you don't know how to be blessed when you are in the blessing! Our master treats people the most generously. There is a big and small who never sees the servants. He is famous in the palace. Serving by her side, you know how many envious people have blue eyes." Suddenly he said in a low voice, "Don't you remember: last month at the Chuxiu Palace, two maids coaxed the elder brother to play on the swing, I accidentally fell on it. As a result, that day the master rewarded him with a lash, a total of five hundred lashes! What do you think the man should be beaten like? I think his skin was blown off!"

When Baolu said "the master", he made a "one" gesture with his cross-pointed fingers, and Xiao Ran knew that he was talking about Concubine Yi, the future Empress Dowager Cixi.

Baolu planned to take him to familiarize himself with the various palaces and halls. The two walked around to Shenwumen, passed through Xitiemen, turned over Qifeng Tower, looked south and passed Yinghua Palace, Shou'an Palace, and then Shou'an Gate, Yangyang Palace, etc. Huamen, Xisan, passed the Hall of Mental Cultivation, went to the Imperial Dining Room, Qianqing Palace, made a full circle, and then went back to Kunning Palace and Chuxiu Palace.It took a long time to go around like this. Xiao Ran once visited the Forbidden City when he was a child. At that time, he bought a ticket for [-] yuan to get in. Now he can go shopping vigorously without spending money. Half my life has to be explained here.Those carved beams and painted buildings, pavilion corners and corridors are still the same as before, and some places can even overlap with memory, but they feel so strange.Xiao Ran smiled wryly, as the lyrics sang, the stars are still the same stars, and the moon is still the same moon.But what about people?Is the current Xiao Ran still the former Zheng Dong?

While thinking, take note of various places.When he was about to reach Chuxiu Palace, he turned around Zhuqiang, and a phoenix chariot came towards him, surrounded by a large group of court ladies and eunuchs.Baolu immediately changed his face, and hurriedly dragged Xiao Ran to the side of the road, when a court lady in a green skirt in the crowd suddenly called out: "Hey, little three!"

Xiao Ran looked up, but was silent for a while.It turned out that this girl was none other than that quick-talking Xueyao.Of course he knew who was sitting there, and it was fine if he didn't yell that way, but he would startle Feng Jia and kill his head.Especially when he recovered from his injury, wandered around the Forbidden City, and didn't go to greet his master. Isn't this just going to the Palace of Hades with a lantern - looking for death?Cold sweat dripped down Xiao Ran's back, and he leaned on the side of the road, not daring to breathe.

"Hold on." He still heard these two words that he didn't want to hear the most.A corner of the curtain was gently lifted, and a woman's voice said slowly: "So it's the third son. Is the injury on your body healed? I didn't come to say hello earlier, and the palace is full of wandering around now, what a shame. "