Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

"So you guessed it? Hehe! That's right, it's the Zichan Rejuvenation Post, a powerful Viagra! How, does it feel familiar?" Xiao Ran stretched out his hand to touch her chest quickly, and said narrowly, "Do you still remember?" Was it when I ate it?"

"Die! Shameless dead eunuch!" Xue Yao punched him coquettishly, and then asked curiously: "Brother Wei, what is that?"

"A kind of aphrodisiac medicine, a health care product. Damn it's just a small blue pill. It's extremely expensive to sell!" Although Xiao Ran, a virgin in his previous life, hadn't had the chance to use it yet, he was swindling money as if he was robbed. , he was extremely unbalanced.As soon as the words came out, a flash of light suddenly flashed in my mind: Health care products!The most deceitful business in the world, what could be better than selling health care products? !

Thinking of this, he suddenly danced and hugged Xueyao and kissed her hard.Xue Yao said angrily: "What kind of wind are you smoking again!"

"Health care products, health care products! Good wife, my husband came up with a good idea to collect money again!" Xiao Ran was so happy that he almost went crazy, "Yes, that's it! Opening a health care product store is a very lucrative business!"

"Ah? You still want to open a shop?" This time it was Xueyao's turn to be dizzy, "The last time I opened a beauty parlor, I did it without telling the emperor, and this time I will do business again, can it be successful?"

"What are you afraid of? If there is a first time, there will be a second time. The beauty salon can be opened, and the health care product store is absolutely no problem. With my three-inch tongue, let the emperor keep him... Oh, the emperor!"

Only then did Xiao Ran, who was only concerned about flirting, remember that what happened to Xianfeng.After all, this is a consumptive ghost, and if something happens, it's not a joke.He ran back in a hurry, but saw that the candles in the room had already been lit.Xiao Ran's heart skipped a beat, and he sneaked under the window, only to hear this voice coming from inside:

"Master, I really can't see that you look so sick, but there is... so majestic. I just found out today that you are the man among men! Really, I don't know how to feel sorry for my slave, with his body. , but I can't stand it!"

"Hey, now you know how powerful I am? Beauty, you are not simple. I... all my life, I didn't know what the real love of bed and harmony is until tonight!"

"I hate it! The slave family...isn't it the same? My dead husband in the past was not even comparable to you! After the spring breeze of the master, from now on, the slave family will never look down on other men except you La!"

"Haha, I think so too! Apart from you, how can other women have such wonderful tricks? You see, talking, I can do it here again!"

"Ah? Master, please spare me anyway! My family, my family is really doomed. If you continue like this, you will really kill me!"

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I rely on!Could this be the legendary conquest?Xiao Ran scorned fiercely.This woman is really fucking not ordinary!This Xianfeng is really fucking not ordinary lewdness!

Early the next morning, Xiao Ran went to serve his driver.Yujiao didn't shy away from it either, she curled up under the quilt and couldn't help but glance at Xiao Ran.There seemed to be resentment, regret, satisfaction, and gratitude in those eyes, all in all very complicated.Xiao Ran pretended not to see it.After all this tossing, it is estimated that this girl will not be able to get up within two or three days.

Xianfeng seemed to be able to hold on, he put on his clothes after serving him, and walked out of the bedroom.As soon as he left Yujiao's sight, Xianfeng staggered, and limply fell on Xiao Ran's body, trembling non-stop.Xiao Ran was taken aback, and said in a low voice, "Long Live Lord, this is..."

"***, I can't hold it anymore! This little goblin is going to squeeze me dry!"

Xiao Ran and Ming Quan waited on him, at least he hurried back to the palace before the concubines paid their respects.Xianfeng didn't dare to preach to the imperial physician, so he just ordered it to go on, saying that he was unwell, so that the concubines didn't have to ask for peace.It is estimated that this guy is no better than Yujiao after a night of fierce fighting.

After waiting until the sun rose three poles, Xianfeng finally felt a little more stable.Xiao Ran thought over the idea of ​​opening a shop many times, but felt that something was wrong.Everything else is easy to talk about, just the purple toad rejuvenation post, where can I get those precious medicinal materials?It's not possible to use big radishes as ginseng, Lai toad as snow toad, and blatantly sell fake medicines, right?After thinking about it for a long time, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he remembered the western pharmacist recommended by the old man Dai Tongdai.I specially took care of Dai Tong that day. This foreign devil should still be staying in the capital now, right?

The difference between Chinese medicine and Western medicine is that Chinese medicine is mainly based on principles, and all medicines pay attention to peace and righteousness; while Western medicine is mainly about treatment, and the medicines are fierce and effective.When it comes to aphrodisiac medicine, it really has to be Western medicine.

Looking at Xianfeng's appearance, he couldn't wake up within a day.Xiao Ran took the opportunity to go back to Xiao's mansion, find He Laoliu, write a letter, and ask him to rush to the capital to find Dai Tong and bring the western pharmacist.As long as this guy is not a counterfeit, it should not be a big problem to be a Viagra, Viagra, Indian oil or something.

It's all done quickly, and I'm just about to sneak into the middle palace to hang out.As soon as I walked to the gate of the palace, I saw a three-carriage sedan chair approaching in the distance, and at a glance, I knew it was a Hu Li official.Xianfeng must not be able to summon them now, and was about to send them back by the way, when the three sedan chairs all rested at the door, and the three officials came down, Xiao Ran was delighted to see them.They were actually old acquaintances, one was Lan Qingzhuo, the other was Hong Wenli, and the other was Xun Jing, a young woman who raised a group of concubines and a member of the Inspectorate.

Xun Jing didn't look very good, but his eyes were very good. He saw Xiao Ran at a glance, rushed over a few steps, grabbed his hand and said, "Coincidentally, coincidentally! The three of us were looking for you, so coincidentally, We met!"

Lan Qingzhuo and Hong Wenli also came over with smiles and greeted each other.Xiao Ran wondered: "Could it be that you came to find me on purpose?"

Hong Wenli hurriedly said: "Exactly. Isn't this brother Xiao who has been promoted again? He became the deputy director, and I heard that the emperor rewarded the job of the Shangyi Supervisor a while ago. This is really a double blessing! It's still the old rules. Xi must congratulate, brother, you must not shirk!"

Xiao Ran was overjoyed, and secretly thought that if you didn't come to me, I would have to notify you later.You don't want to lose even one penny of this money.He smiled immediately and said: "Ha, the news from the three adults is really good. It seems that if I am polite, brother, I will become strangers instead!" I thought I would shirk with you?That buddy isn't an idiot anymore?

Xun Jing said with a smile: "My brother is quick to talk, and he has a temper with Lao Xun! Today, Lao Xun will be the host. Let's go to Zuifeng Tower to get drunk on him!"

After hearing the words Zuifenglou, Xiao Ran couldn't help but want to laugh, thinking that their proprietress is still lying in my house.Hastily said: "Don't, let's change to another one. Brother, I really can't get used to the bad fish in Zuifenglou."

Lan Qingzhuo said: "How about this, there is a Sanweiju in the south of the city, I heard that the hot pot is very authentic. Let's go there and try it, what do you think, Brother Xiao?"

As soon as Xiao Ran heard about the hot pot, he was about to burst into tears, so he went happily.This time it was Xun Jing and Hong Wenli who took the same sedan chair, and gave up one chair to Xiao Ran.When we arrived at Sanweiju, it was almost noon, and the restaurant had a small face, but there was a real fragrance wafting out.Xiao Ran took a sip and twitched his index finger. Although there are delicacies from mountains and seas, delicious and delicious, hot pot is indeed a long-lost one.

The three of them asked for a private room upstairs and ordered a clear soup pot.When it comes to eating hot pot, there is quite a talk.Although Sichuan-style spicy hot pot is very famous, but if you want to say that it is the most authentic and can really taste the taste, you have to say this clear soup hot pot.Clear but not light, fragrant but not greasy, it is really never tired of eating.For this Sanweiju, the dipping sauce made from wild leeks is used. It has a unique flavor and leaves a fragrance on the teeth and cheeks.

Xiao Ran has a good way of eating hot pot, so he taught the three of them at once: don’t put the mutton in early, put green vegetables and tofu as the base first; Thirteen strokes in the head are just right, and the entrance is refreshing, tender and smooth; choose large-tailed carp, peeled and thorned, cut into thick slices, rinse thoroughly, and the taste is extremely delicious; then chopped green onion, ginger, and coriander Chop the broken ones into three foams, adjust it into a fresh soup, take a sip, it will be mellow and sweet, with a long aftertaste...

Seeing Xiao Ran's methodical tricks, Lan Qingzhuo and the other three were dumbfounded. They really didn't expect that a mere eunuch in this area would be so particular about eating hot pot.Lan Qingzhuo smiled and said: "It's really hard for brother Xiao to figure it out! Usually when we eat hot pot, we put all the vegetables and mutton in it, and we eat it in a mess. Until today, Lan did not taste this hot pot What a shame, ashamed, ashamed!"

Xiao Ran knew that this guy was also a picky master, so he was really a fellow.After a few words of politeness, my heart suddenly moved: This time I came to Chengde with my car, Xun Jing was walking in the Inspectorate, Hong Wenli was the minister of the Qin Tianjian, so Hu Bi naturally should.But this Lan Qingzhuo is the Guozijian's sacrificial wine, so he should stay in the capital, why did he follow?

Just thinking about it, Xun Jing shouted loudly: "Brother Xiao, eat as much as you want, I still want to congratulate you. There are no outsiders here today, and Lao Xun just babbled. You were the supervisor that day. The first battle in Shanshan played out the prestige of our Qing Dynasty. If you want to say that you are really a genius capable of writing and martial arts, my team of ministers will give you a thumbs up when you mention you, Mr. Xiao, and feel ashamed. Later, Longwang Town risked his life to save Jia, and Weiyang County bravely rescued the Nine Princesses. It was a great achievement one after another. If you say that this time, my brother can be promoted to the deputy head of the palace, everyone thinks that this reward is too light! "

Hong Wenli said: "Yes, brother Xiao has made many outstanding achievements, and this time he has been reused by the emperor. He will surely flourish in the future, and his future is boundless. Let's be happy for my brother from the bottom of our hearts, and make some contributions. Don't refuse me, brother." As he spoke, he took out three red envelopes and handed them over respectfully.

Xiao Ran tried his best to decline, but he had no choice but to "reluctantly" accept it.I took it in my hand and squeezed it secretly, and I was pleasantly surprised: This is much thicker than the red envelope at the beginning.

Everyone chatted while eating, apart from praising Xiao Ran, they also talked about the situation of the current situation.Lan Qingzhuo still didn't talk much, but she said some important news: firstly, the coalition forces of Britain and France were shocked by the two battles of Nianzishan and Longwang Town, and became a little more afraid of the Qing army since then. Not as arrogant and reckless as before.King Gong Yishi, together with scholars Jia Zhen, Zhou Zupei, Shangshu Zhao Guang, Chen Fuen, Minister Pan Zengying, Song Jin, etc., took the opportunity to reach a peace agreement with Britain and France. Article: Compensation for military expenses of 56 million taels each, opening up Tianjin as a commercial port, allowing consulates from Britain and France to be stationed in each port.

Another piece of news that made Xiao Ran ecstatic, that the Old Summer Palace went through his torment, and the British and French allied forces did not go to loot it anymore, but diverted to the capital.As for the disappearance of Nabachari, the British envoy Ergin made a fuss for a while, but he couldn't find any results after all.Later, Prince Gong came forward and paid a total of 50 taels of silver, including the British and French soldiers who died in battle, and settled the matter hastily.

After eating for more than an hour, everyone was full.Lan Qingzhuo seemed rather tired, yawning from time to time.Xiao Ran wondered: "Brother Lan, what's the matter, but it's been cold recently?"

Xun Jing smiled and said: "This guy is tired of playing with women. Yesterday, I followed the military plane Zhang Jing, Cao Yuying and the others, and I heard that there were some girls from Jiangnan who came to Mudanfang, so I went to toss all night. Thanks to today Didn't go to the morning court, otherwise it would be even more unbearable to stand there for a long time?"

Lan Qingzhuo frowned and said: "You old Xun, you are not serious. I must not be like you, with that panacea following me, seven or eight wives in the family are obedient and obedient."

Everyone who said this laughed.Hong Wenli smiled and said: "That's right! If you want to say this, there are not many people in the world who can compare with Lao Xun. You see, at his age, it's hard for him to take care of all the wives. Zhou Zheng. When I visit his house every few days, I feel refreshed again!"

However, Xiao Ran's heart moved, and he said: "Brother Xun, I don't know your panacea, but what kind of method can make you fierce like a dragon?"

Xun Jing laughed and said: "Of course it is the prescription for invigorating the kidneys and strengthening the yang! Others will think that I am bragging, but this prescription alone is passed down from my ancestors. When the great-grandfather was down and down, someone offered a thousand taels of silver. , but I’m still reluctant to sell it! If Brother Xiao wants to try it, I’ll tell you the secret recipe!”

When Xiao Ran heard this, he was ecstatic. ***It’s really dozing off and getting a pillow, whatever you want.Unexpectedly, Xun Jing let out a voice and said, "Fuck, old Xun is confused. Brother, you are from the palace. If you want this method, I'm afraid you won't be able to use it!"

As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I was shocked to realize that I had slipped my tongue, and hurriedly said: "Don't be offended, brother, I didn't mean that. It's true that you have already been castrated..." Lan Qingzhuo kicked under the table angrily He kicked and shouted: "Shut up if you can't speak!"

Xiao Ran, a fake eunuch, didn't take it seriously, instead he said with a smile: "Brother Xun is outspoken, and my brother admires your straightforwardness! But it's a pity that it's left in your place, like a shelf."

Xun Jing scratched his head and said, "It depends on what you want..."

Xiao Ran said: "Didn't my brother open a beauty salon in the capital a few days ago? The business is pretty good, even the young ones can earn some money. Like Brother Xun, you have this prescription for strengthening yang, so how can you draw a gourd differently? It’s also good to open a personal health care store, right?”

As soon as these words were said, the three of them immediately looked at each other in blank dismay.Lan Qingzhuo coughed twice, and said: "Well, my brother's whimsy, Lan admires it very much. The word 'sex health care' is really amazing. But if this signboard is really put up, the common people will still pay attention to it. Going crazy in a short while? Whether the emperor will blame him or not, let’s not talk about it, I’m afraid that the gang in the court will be blown up. If you don’t insult the country’s system, you must also insult the public morals.”

Xiao Ran poured a ladle of cold water on his head, knowing that what he said was true, his mood dropped a lot.Xun Jing was afraid that he would be offended by the two words just said, so he hurriedly comforted him: "This business is absolutely impossible for my brother, because I was born without this tendon. As for this ancestral secret recipe, it is rare for my brother, so I will give it to you when I turn back." You bring it."

Xiao Ran agreed casually, but was very unwilling in his heart.Sexual health, what a deal!That would be like stealing money.According to his personality, seeing the white money and not being able to make money is more uncomfortable than not being able to find beautiful women.

♂ Volume 3 The True Colors of Kinky Men ♀

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Everyone said goodbye to each other and dispersed.Xiao Ran returned to the palace, but he was still depressed, and he was not in the mood to find Yu Ting and the Queen.In the evening, the eldest brother asked Zhang Wenliang to come over and pester him for a while, and he dealt with it for a long time, and finally sent him away.Only then did I remember that today I got a lot of people, opened the red envelopes and counted them, 2000 taels per person, a total of 6000 taels of silver bills!

After making another small windfall, Xiao Ran was able to balance a lot, and fell asleep contentedly, drooling.When I woke up early the next morning, I opened the house and saw that the mountains, rocks and trees were all silvery white. It turned out that it was the first heavy snowfall of this winter last night.It still didn't stop at this time, the snowflakes fluttered like chaotic jade, falling from the hazy zenith, wrapping the silver decoration decorated by the world, majestic and desolate.

Xianfeng is still bedridden after Yujiao's torture.Xiao Ran was also happy to be lazy, he wanted to find the queen or Yu Ting in the middle palace for a while, but the first snow was still warm and it melted immediately.

The snow did not stop until the afternoon, and the dark clouds gradually dispersed.It's the first snowfall, and the bright sun shines on the snow, reflecting the white light, which makes people unable to open their eyes.Xiao Ran wandered around, and unknowingly came to Wenxiang Pavilion.This is the largest garden in the palace. The wintersweet flowers all over the garden have not yet bloomed, but the strong and twisted branches are very eye-catching against the backdrop of the white snow, as if countless dragons are overturning the river, or like giant mangs standing there. letter.