Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Yu Ting was reprimanded by the queen because she was reprimanded by the queen before, so she refused to say anything, but Xiao Ran was in high spirits, so why would she let it go?Yu Ting didn't dare to yell loudly even if she coaxed and tricked her, and she refused for a long time, so she had to let his temper do what she wanted.

Probably because there was too much good news, he was dazzled for a while, after finishing the matter, Xiao Ran put his arms around Yu Ting and looked left and right. After holding back for a long time, he still couldn't help saying: "Your place... doesn't seem to be as big as Xueyao's!"

"?!" The always gentle Yu Ting couldn't take it anymore, and the small universe suddenly exploded. "Dead eunuch, I will fight with you!"

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When he woke up the next day, Xiao Ran, who had been nourished by the beauty, was indescribably refreshed.Still sneaking out of the palace secretly, he took Ma Chao and He Laoliu to Zuifeng Tower to find Widow Cao.There were no guests in the early morning, and the widow Cao was sitting at the counter, staring at the door because Xiao Ran said "I'll be back tomorrow".When he saw him enter the door swaggeringly, he couldn't help but blush, like a young girl Huaichun, her heart beat like a deer.He snorted heavily on purpose, turned around and hid in the room.

Xiao Ran laughed and went up to the second floor to sit down without saying hello.The bartender had plaster all over his mouth, and when he saw the three of Xiao Ran, he couldn't stop shaking like he was sifting chaff.Xiao Ran didn't make it difficult for him, he ordered three portions of bad fish, chewed it, and left a big golden ingot to go away.Widow Cao had been waiting for Xiao Ran to invite her inside, but she didn't expect him to ignore her, so angry that she smashed all the vases and dioramas to pieces.

With two bodyguards, Xiao Ran looked for a tea garden closest to Zuifenglou, and happened to bump into a man who talked about Dagu, begging for money in a pitiful way.Calling to him, he took out a piece of silver that weighed two or three taels and threw it over.Ordinarily, this can be considered a small windfall, but the person who said Dagu didn't seem surprised, and he was not in a hurry to pick it up. He blinked his small eyes and said in a low voice: "Young master gave such a heavy reward. Inquire about the owner of the Drunken Wind Building?"

Xiao Ran was startled, and wondered: "How do you know?"

The one who talked about Dagu laughed, and said trivially: "If any master gives a big reward to the little one, nine times out of ten, he will go to that master. To tell you the truth, my son, half of the food and clothing of the villain's family is entrusted to that little man. What a blessing for widows!"

Xiao Ran gave a thumbs up and cast his eyes in admiration: "Okay, man, you really have the means, and all the money went to the widow. Since this is the case, let's talk about the details of that woman?"

The man rolled his eyes, squeezed the broken silver on purpose, and said: "The villain has been on the street for a long time, and we don't know about the big and small things of Widow Cao. But I don't know how much you want to know, my son? "

Xiao Ran was angry and funny, and said to himself, your ability to cheat is not much worse than mine.Stretching out his hand, he took out two ingots of twelve taels of silver, and said, "How much can I expect at this price?"

"Wow!" The man's eyeballs straightened immediately, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly, "The villain knows everything, and he can talk endlessly!"

Widow Cao's surname is Zhao, her baby name is Yujiao, and she married into Cao's family at the age of 17.This Cao family can be regarded as a big family, but the population is not prosperous, and this generation has been passed down for three generations.Moreover, Mr. Cao has been weak and sick since he was a child.However, this Zhao Yujiao is very charming and has a strong desire, and she pesters her every day to do that romantic and happy thing.Mr. Cao was also young and couldn't control himself. He blindly indulged in lust and pleasure, and was eventually swept away.In less than three years, he lost his essence and couldn't hold it, and died of venting his yang. (Gentle reminder from the donkey: The ancients said: women are fiercer than sex. It is also said: sex is a bone-scraping steel knife! Remember it, everyone!)

Mr. Cao's father died early, and my mother couldn't think about it for a while, so she let go.There is only this woman who wants to be left alone, with no worries and no worries, how can she endure the loneliness of living in an empty boudoir?He likes to show his face and attract the wind and attract the butterflies.She was born with a voluptuous appearance, which actually captivated all the prodigal children in the city.She is really the No. [-] wonder girl in Chengde City!

But this Yujiao has another way, because her family is rich and she doesn't have money, but she only chooses men with first-class kung fu.Speaking of this, the person who said Dagu looked Xiao Ran's body up and down, and said with an obscene smile: "My lord, don't blame the villain for not reminding: there is a knife on the head of Sezi, and there are Daji and Zhao Feiyan in ancient times. You are still young, don't be greedy for a while..."

Ma Chao said angrily: "What are you bastard talking about?" He stretched his palms to slap, but Xiao Ran hurriedly stopped him.It's really professional ethics for Dagu to say such admonishing words.

This time I was confident, I walked around, and ran to the Drunken Wind Building at noon. As usual, there were three fish. After eating, I wiped my mouth, dropped a big ingot of gold and left.It is still the same at night.That Yujiao looked at this flamboyant, handsome, young and wealthy brother, wishing she could get it all at once, but he ignored him, and her teeth itched with hatred.

The next day was like this again, when it was noon, Xiao Ran was full of food and wine, threw an ingot of gold and was about to go downstairs, Yujiao couldn't hold back, and rushed up, saying: "What exactly do you want?"

"What?" Xiao Ran pretended to be confused, "Of course I came to the restaurant because I wanted to eat, and I left when I was full. Could it be that the lady still wants me to accompany you?"

Although Yujiao has a romantic nature, she couldn't help but blushed when she was provoked by his words, and said angrily: "You, you..."

"Don't worry, if my lady really has such intentions, Xiaosheng dare not follow her orders!" Xiao Ran giggled, leaned into Yujiao's ear, and whispered: "In Yangliu Lane, East Street, is Xiaosheng's mansion. Youdao is a long night, Wuxin Sleep, I don’t know tonight at midnight, my lady, do you want to go, let’s study poetry and songs together, what do you think?” After speaking, he stretched out his hand and twirled her hand lightly.

Yujiao was overjoyed, she became shy rarely, gave Xiao Ran a coquettish look, turned around and ran away.Xiao Ran lewdly waved his hands at Ma Chao and the two: "Withdraw!"

Back at Xiao's Mansion, the gilded plaque had already been hung up, Xueyao and the others really knew how to dress up, and there were lights and festoons everywhere, as lively as New Year's Eve.The servants were quickly recruited. Since the salaries offered were not usually high, it was difficult to find some ugly ones. The girls are the most beautiful.All the houses and courtyards have been tidied up and looked brand new. Xiao Ran found Xueyao Baolu and ordered them to vacate the master bedroom and prepare to pick them up at night.

When they heard that Xianfeng was coming, the two were very surprised and rushed to pack up.Xiao Ran went back to the palace alone, Xianfeng saw him, hurriedly dragged him to a place where no one was around, and asked repeatedly: "How, is that matter settled?"

"Don't worry, it's only tonight. But there is a word that the servant really dare not say."

Xianfeng said anxiously: "Say it quickly, I will give you no guilt!"

"Thank you, Long Live." Xiao Ran considered his words carefully, and said cautiously, "Then Cao's real name is Yujiao, and he is very skillful in bed. The current body of Long Live, I don't know... is it lucky?"

After hearing this, Xianfeng's expression darkened, and he felt a burst of sadness in his heart.Ever since he was ill, his body has become weaker and weaker, but when doing things with concubines, he basically uses medicine to withstand it.I hate those stubborn old people in the Tai Hospital, who never use strong medicines, but only the tonic of ginseng-horned musk deer, so that they can't enjoy themselves every time they are lucky, and it's over after thirty or twenty strokes.With such vigor, even if the beauty is on the couch, she can't do what she wants, so what's the fun?

Observing his words and expressions, Xiao Ran knew that his guess was right, and said in his ear: "If Lord Long Live really wants to do that, the servant has a way to do what you want, just look at it!"

The reason why he dared to make such a guarantee, of course, was because of the Zichan rejuvenation post.This medicine is powerful and overbearing. Xiao Ran has tried it himself, so he knows its power.But for Xianfeng, who is seriously ill, it is tantamount to drinking poison to quench his thirst.The imperial physicians first thought of the emperor's dragon body, so they absolutely refused to use this kind of medicine for tigers and wolves, but Xiao Ran and Xianfeng are not related, as long as no one is killed, does he care whether his mother lives or dies?

Besides, even if this medicine is not used, Xianfeng will only last for less than a year.Thinking of this level, Xiao Ran couldn't help feeling a little more sympathetic.This kind of happy opportunity is enjoyed once less, so you can toss it vigorously!

It's night, around the second watch.Xianfeng arrived at Xiao's mansion early, saw the elegant and luxurious house, and kept praising Xiao Ran's ability.Xiao Ran took him into the bedroom, put out all the candles, and said: "Long Live Lord, that Yujiao is very shy, if she lights a candle, she might not be able to let go of her hands and feet, and can't use all her strength to serve you, she must be Only those who are black and black can have fun. Bring Yujiao here, please don't light candles!"

Although it was not the first time for Xianfeng to cheat, but this time he was undoubtedly the most excited. He forgot to cough and agreed without a word.After finally making it to the third watch, Baolu rushed to report that Yujiao had come, just like ants on a hot pot.Xiao Ran quickly took out the decoction that he had prepared, and let Xianfeng take it.

The medicine was really powerful, and Xianfeng's body had a reaction within about a few cups of tea.Yujiao waited anxiously over there, Xiao Ran instructed Xianfeng again, then left the room, hid himself in the window, and asked Baolu to bring Yujiao here.

Baolu lied that Xiao Ran had caught a cold during the lunch break and could not come to greet her in person, and led Yujiao to the bedroom in a hurry.At this moment, Yujiao was impatient, thinking of Xiao Ran's handsome appearance, her heart was beating wildly and her breathing became short of breath.As soon as he entered the room, a black figure pounced on him, embraced him with arms around his chest, and invaded wantonly with two big hands.Yu Jiaojiao gasped again and again, her whole body became hot, and she said angrily: "You are so anxious, why don't you light the lamp!"

Xianfeng also didn't care about talking, he hugged and kissed without a face.Yujiao stretched out her hand to hold it under her, and couldn't help saying in surprise: "Ah, it's so big!" She was both happy and scared, and her body immediately went limp.Let Xianfeng embrace him on the couch, take off his clothes, and walk in straight.An extremely coquettish moan sounded, and Xiao Ran, who was guarding the back window, shivered uncontrollably.

♂ Volume 3 The True Colors of Kinky Men ♀

→Chapter 029 - The secret recipe for strengthening yang←

In fact, the emperors in the past were far from what everyone imagined. They were fragrant and exciting, indulged in sensuality, and had countless beauties.That is the story of novels or film and television works.The emperor in real life has a strict system of sex life, which is really boring.The rule in the palace is that at dinner every day, the eunuch puts the concubine's head card (the name of the concubine) on a big silver plate, kneels and presents it to the emperor. If the emperor wants to favor any concubine, he will put the concubine's head card Take it out and pass it to the eunuch; if you don't intend to have sex with the concubine, just wave your hand and say "go", it means that the emperor will sleep with the queen or sleep alone tonight.

The eunuch recorded the names of the concubines who were summoned that night in the Chengxing Book, and showed them to the empress, and the empress would seal them before they could be summoned.Then go to the summoned concubine to inform, the concubine carefully groomed in her own palace, and then a strong eunuch wrapped the concubine in a red carpet and carried her to the emperor's bedroom.First, the two maids bathed the concubine, then carried the concubine naked to the emperor's dragon bed, lifted the quilt from under the emperor's feet, and slowly crawled to the emperor's side to lie down, waiting for the dragon to sow seeds.

The eunuchs and maids of honor were waiting outside the bedroom, and after about an hour, the eunuch moved closer to the window and sang loudly: "It's time".The emperor shouldn't, just sing another sentence every half an hour until the emperor coughs.Sometimes, when the emperor kept his concubine overnight, the eunuch would wait outside the door overnight.If the concubine gave the eunuch "little money", he would not urge him, but if there was no red envelope, he would urge him urgently, which made the emperor upset, so he asked the eunuch to drag the concubine out from under the emperor's feet, wrapped it in a red carpet, and sent it to the eunuch. To the concubine's own palace.

After the concubine left, the eunuch immediately knelt down and asked, "Will you stay?" If the emperor said "stay", he would notify the respect room to record the concubine's name and the date of summoning, so that the date of conception can be calculated in the future.If the emperor said "don't stay", the eunuch will rush to the residence of the favored concubine just now, just press the concubine's buttocks a little, and the dragon essence will flow out.

So for the emperor, the sex life is the same. Although the concubine is different, the content is exactly the same, even the posture has not changed.The concubine is no better than this cheating lover. When she is having fun, she must not make any other movements except lying down and splitting her thighs.Even if he knew some tricks, he would never dare to show it in front of the emperor.Firstly, there is a queen in charge, and secondly, no one can guarantee that when the dragon face is displeased, a word of "disrespectful" is enough to put him in the cold palace, and he will be confessed in this life.Therefore, when the emperor was criss-crossing, he felt that the body under him was like a piece of wood, and he couldn't call it a bed. Do you think it can be fun? (The donkey said a lot: I suddenly remembered the young couple upstairs in our house, who were extremely punctual on Fridays and Saturdays, and the voice, I can't believe it! Sweating!)

However, Emperor Xianfeng was also a man with a strong sexual desire. According to historical records, before he fell ill, he had to summon his concubine almost every night (see here, trouble those gods of war who can persist for three to five years) The level is big, and Mr. N Jiro went to the book review area to report a report for the sake of public admiration).Widow Cao, who acquired this unique skill in one night and is well versed in bedtime skills, is like a fish in water and a fly in honey.Coupled with the strong medicinal properties of Zichan's Rejuvenation Tie, it wiped away the sickness in the past, and became more and more resilient. Under Yujiao's guidance, it was even more tricky and tricky.Yujiao, who was going straight to the kill, dropped her helmet and armor, and was defeated. Later, the groaning gradually turned into begging for mercy.Where is Xianfeng willing to put it?More and more fierce.For a while, the obscenities and ramblings continued, Xiao Ran was fascinated by what he heard, and his body was burning with desire. If he hadn't thought that the person inside was the emperor, he would have rushed in.

After Xianfeng ordered, Ming Quan, the personal eunuch, avoided him, leaving only Xiao Ran to wait on him.He was listening under the window, but suddenly his ears felt cold, and he was already grabbed by someone's hand, and he dragged him away.He didn't dare to say anything, he broke free when he walked into the garden, hugged the man, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, did you hear that sound, you little girl also thought about it?"

The person who came was of course Xueyao.Flicking Xiao Ran's arm, he said angrily: "Shameless dead eunuch, you are not in good shape! Do you know how big this crime is today? Look at the vixen you found for the emperor, what kind of wave is it? If so If it gets out, it must be said that the youngest son taught the emperor to fail, will you still be able to keep your head?"

Xiao Ran smiled and said: "Silly girl, don't worry, your husband has his own measure. If it capsizes so easily, then I, Xiao Ran? Don't care about him, let my husband kiss first!"

Seeing that he didn't care, Xueyao became more and more anxious. She raised her powder fist and punched him on the shoulder, then tears came down, and she said angrily: "I'm worried for you, you still have the mind to joke! What if something happens? What should I do? Don't you think about yourself, or me and Miss Yuting?"

Xiao Ran grabbed her little hand, held her in his arms, gently kissed her on the face, and said softly: "No, you see I have done so many things, when did something go wrong? Don't worry. Husband did this to make life better for you and Yu Ting in the future. Look at this house, the money in our pockets is not taken out of the emperor's pocket? Silly girl, don't take advantage of this Time to earn more money, how will you live in the future?"

Although Xueyao has petty nature, she is not unreasonable.He lowered his head and thought for a while, sighed, and said quietly: "Our sisters are with you, and we never thought of a life of great fortune and wealth. But anyone who has a stutter, has a nest, and the three of us will be fine. Yes, that's better than anything else. If you have something... then what about the two of us? Even if there are mountains of gold and silver, life is meaningless!"

Hearing this, Xiao Ran felt hot in his heart. Looking at this pretty girl who was only 16 years old and looked like a big child, he suddenly felt boundless love and pity, and his arms became tighter, as if speaking to her or to himself Listen: "No, we don't want to die, we have to live well, and live better than anyone else. Since God has given me such a chance to come into this world, it is destined that we will not live in an ordinary way. Believe I, I will work hard to build a warm home and a bright future for you, Yuting, and the three of us."

Xueyao nestled tenderly in his arms, raised her face to look at the bright stars in the sky, her eyes were full of longing for the future.It took a while to come back to his senses, poked him on the forehead with a smile, and said, "You are just a money addict. Now our money is beyond spending in a few lifetimes. You said, it takes you a lot of money to get so much money." What are you doing? Did you have another bad idea and want to marry more concubines?"

Xiao Ran looked at her pretty face, couldn't help but lowered his head and kissed her lightly on the lips, and said: "Maybe I'm naturally sensitive to money. Anyway, I don't bite my hand when I have a lot of money. You know, your husband is still a Doctor of Commerce!"

This is the first time he has revealed his identity to others since he was reincarnated, but Xueyao curled her lips disapprovingly when she heard it, and said, "Commercial studies, what is that? Hmph, it's not a good job if you think about it!"

Xiao Ran was surprised and said: "Lady, what do you say?"

"Isn't it? The one who sells tea is called Dr. Tea, and the one who sells rice is called Dr. Mi. You, a doctor of trade, are you doing something good to make a living?"

"#￥? %￥#￥..."

Xiao Ran was speechless.He had forgotten that the word doctor in ancient times was really not a prestigious title.

Seeing his embarrassment, Xueyao smiled triumphantly.Suddenly lowered her head shyly again, and said coyly: "Just now, the emperor... and that woman, why is that like that? Did you give it to him, what did you eat..."