Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Ning Xin cried bitterly over there, but refused to go down, staring at De Hui viciously, seeing the two of them with hairs in her heart.Xianfeng was afraid that the precious sister would get mad, so he didn't dare to persuade him, so he coughed dryly and said: "Today we are here to enjoy the snow, and everyone is in a better mood. Don't think about any troublesome things. By the way, I have heard it for a long time. He Ting is very talented and full of literary talent, how about you make a poem about this snow?"

Na Ruilin was in full bloom, eager to come out and show off.At this time, I was even more flattered to hear the emperor call me by my name but not by my name.Immediately stepped forward, flicked his sleeves, bowed slightly and said: "Respect." Turning around and walking out of the pavilion, the breeze blew the sleeves of his clothes, making him taller and taller, extremely chic.

But this guy is really talented. Looking at the rocks and trees in the garden, the snow lying on the winter plums, he thought for a while, and chanted loudly:

"It's too early for auspicious energy to come to spring,

Qiongshan swayed the jade himself.

Drunk lying Meilin removes the ice armor,

I want to borrow enchantment from God. "

As soon as the words fell, everyone in the pavilion applauded loudly.Zaiyuan clapped his palms and praised: "Wonderful, wonderful! What a wonderful song, Heting's talent should not be inferior to that of Shu Xia and Gongjin back then. Especially the line 'drunk lying Meilin undressing the ice armor, wanting to borrow enchanting from the Lord of Heaven' ’, it can be called everyone’s handwriting, what’s rare is that it has the same meaning as Princess Ning Wei’s painting, it’s really a tacit understanding! Well, it’s really wonderful.”

When Princess Ning Wei heard this, she also felt happy in her heart, so she turned her head to look at Zai Yuan.Suddenly, a blush rose on his face, his willow eyebrows stood upright, and behind Zaiyuan stood the shameless Eunuch Xiao, supported by two young eunuchs, pretending to be half-dead, with two eyes staring at him. The thief stared at himself peeking intently.With that squinting look, he wished he could reach out his hands from his eyes and hug him!

There are only two things that Xiao Ran loves most in his life, one is money and the other is beautiful women.

With such a fairy-like beauty in front of him, how can he bear it?Looking left and right, in a trance, I feel that every frown and smile seems to be coquettish to myself, and the coquettish appearance makes my body numb and trembling uncontrollably.

Ning Wei was so angry that her hands and feet were cold, and she wanted to attack, but she was afraid that everyone would back him up, which would cause a lot of ridicule.He lowered his head and spat bitterly.It happened that Rui Lin walked by and whispered, "What's wrong with the princess?" Ning Xin gritted her teeth and said, "Look at that dead eunuch!"

Rui Lin turned his head and met Xiao Ran's lustful gaze, wishing he could strip someone naked.After giving him this look, he immediately turned his face away pretending to be nonchalant, but his face was not blushing and his heart was not beating.Rui Lin gritted his teeth with hatred, but he had already heard that this guy was a famous person around the emperor and empress, so he was worried that he would be fooled, so he held back his breath and said, "Don't pay attention to him, a dog slave..."

His voice was originally very low, but Xiao Ran was born with long ears, so he actually listened.Immediately a wave of anger rushed towards Xiao Han, what a fucking fuck, the princess called me a dog slave, I wanted to slap her, what are you, you have not become a consort or master, yet you dare to call me like that!I couldn't hold back for a while, wishing I could rush up to PK with him.

I only heard Xianfeng say: "Heting's literary talent can be called outstanding. I am very relieved to have this sister-in-law. Dehui, you will also be the son-in-law of this dynasty. I order you to compose a poem as well. Good things come in pairs!"

Before De Hui could speak, Yu Heng shivered in fright, got up quickly and said: "The emperor is kind, the puppy really can't..."

Xianfeng waved his hand and said with a smile: "Mr. Chengyong doesn't need to cover for him. Today is his family, so what's the harm in composing a song? Come on!"

In fact, Xianfeng did this with good intentions.Ning Xin had always looked down upon De Hui, she only hoped that he would have some talent, which was a consolation.Yuheng's family belonged to the Boluochi family, the hereditary Duke Chengyong, he was supposed to be considered a nobleman, a son of a noble family, even if he was not as talented as Ruilin, he wouldn't be too bad, right?

Unexpectedly, this German emblem is really not ordinary.This guy has been a wanderer since he was a child, so he has to carry cages, frame birds, and fight cats and dogs. His knowledge is nonsense, and he can't even read the Three Character Classic. Do you want to be able to write poetry?But the emperor's order was hard to break, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet.Yuheng glanced at him sadly and indignantly, and said to himself, you little bastard, please ask for blessings!It's also my fault that I and your mother were out of shape at the beginning, so why did I study you into this kind of virtue?

De Hui didn't understand the rules of composing poetry either, so he pretended to shake it a couple of times, following Rui Lin's example, and walked out of the pavilion, tugging and tugging.However, this guy is not as handsome as Ruilin, and he looks like a big bastard after walking these few steps.Everyone suppressed their laughter, but Ning Xin's mouth was flattened, and she was about to cry again.

When he got out of the pavilion, De Hui forgot the topic right away, scratched his head and thought for a long time, then walked back and said, "Dare to ask the emperor, what topic was just asked?"

Xianfeng took a sip of tea, pressed his stomach and said, "Snow."

De Hui spread his fingers and counted, only one word, and said happily: "This topic is easy." Turning around, he walked out of the pavilion again.The group of people behind them covered their mouths, their faces flushed from holding back.

Na Dehui stood still, with his head held high, his left hand on his back, and his right hand stretched out. He really showed some posture.He took a deep breath, and said loudly, "Xue..."

Everyone was listening intently to what he was going to say, but unexpectedly there was no sound, and after a while, they said again: "Xue..." Then it stopped again.After holding back for a long time, he said again: "Snow..."

The people in the pavilion couldn't bear it any longer and roared with laughter.Xirab panted, "Snow, snow, snow, this poem is really simple and easy to read."

Yuheng said angrily: "What's so funny, haven't you heard the song Goose, Goose, Goose, Crooked Neck to the Sky?"

De Hui was also really anxious at this time, scratching his ears and cheeks, and for some reason he managed to get a little anxious, and blurted out: "It's snowing and we'll pick it up!"

Everyone laughed again.Yu Heng stretched out his five fingers vigorously and shook him vigorously, intending to remind him that the poem was written in five characters, but he misunderstood it and blurted out: "The paws are too cold!"

Xianfeng and the others laughed so hard that they almost knocked off the roof of the pavilion.Yuheng's face was flushed, and he wanted to die.He stomped his feet angrily, unexpectedly seeing Dehui in his eyes, he blurted out: "I'm still a little limping when I walk!"

For a moment, everyone in the pavilion leaned forward and back together, stumbling around, even Zaiyuan and Jingshou squatted on the ground covering their stomachs, yelling "Ouch, Ouch".Ning Xin couldn't hold back any longer, and burst into tears.

Xiao Ran didn't bother to look at her at this time, but stared at Ning Wei intently.This frosty person also giggled coquettishly at this time, that smile was like a breeze blowing, and a hundred flowers bloom together in spring, indescribably charming and charming.Xiao Ran's heart beat wildly, as if he could jump out of his throat with a little effort.At this moment, even if Ning Wei asked him to die immediately, he would be willing.

Ning Wei felt strange beside her, turned her head, and met Li Ran's straight eyes.Suddenly trembling with anger, he stretched out his hand to pull Ruilin beside him.No matter how good-tempered this Rui Lin was, he couldn't hold back anymore, he grabbed the medicine cup in Xiangmei's hand and was about to throw it over.If you say this, you will startle Sheng Jia, but you will lose your head. Ning Wei was so frightened that she quickly grabbed his hand and said, "Forget it, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

Only then did Xiao Ran regain his senses, seeing the white, almost transparent, slender jade hand holding Rui Lin's hand, he felt his heart was stabbed by an awl, a sharp pain.His eyes darkened, and he almost fainted.However, Rui Lin couldn't swallow his breath again, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "You dog slave!..."

Xiao Ran's small universe suddenly exploded.I said in my heart that you are a **** bastard, and you dare to scold me like this!If I didn't torment you, this despicable, shameless and obscene nickname would be in vain!Didn't everyone say you are talented?I just stole your limelight and showed you what it means to be truly talented!

Turning his eyes, he pinched his thigh fiercely, and suddenly burst into tears.Everyone looked at him in amazement, Xianfeng wondered: "But it's a mischief again! Everyone is laughing, why are you crying?"

Xiao Ran said: "Long Live Lord, the slave deserves to die! This poem written by De Efu is really touching. It is really compassionate and caring for the people! The slave can't help it for a while, full of emotion!"

This time everyone was even more surprised, Xianfeng said puzzledly: "It's really strange, but tell me, how can you be compassionate and care about the people, what is there to be emotional about?"

Ning Xin also forgot to cry at this time, everyone's eyes were focused on Xiao Ran's face.

Xiao Ran wiped away his tears, and said: "Since Lord Long Live asks, this servant has no choice but to speak. But before this servant speaks, I dare to make a small request, and ask for the permission of Lord Long Live."

"speak."

"Could you please, brother guard, go out of the palace and invite any ordinary people back?"

"This..." It was not allowed for the common people to enter the palace at that time.But Xianfeng became curious for a moment, and turned to look at Zaiyuan and Jingshou. These two also wanted to know what happened, so of course they had no objection. "Yes!" Xianfeng waved his hand at the guard, "Do as he says!"

The guard took the order and galloped all the way.After a while, I brought back an old man selling candied haws.The old man lived to be five or sixty years old. He never thought about entering the palace and seeing the emperor.

"Little Sanzi, people have brought it too, so let's explain it to everyone."

"Concubine!" Xiao Ran thought about his words and said confidently, "I remember the first two lines of De's poem, "Snow, snow, snow, it's snowing from the sky to the ground." Long live Lord, you are the Son of Dragon, so naturally you are God. Then dare to ask Lord Long Live, what does this place refer to?"

Xianfeng thought for a while, and said: "This... naturally refers to the common people."

"That's right. Long live Lord, please look, this is the people of our Great Qing Kingdom." Xiao Ran cupped his hands, and said: "Brother guard, please bring this old man to the pavilion."

The guards didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly pushed the old man selling candied haws into the pavilion.Xiao Ran asked two young eunuchs to help him in front of the old man, grabbed his hands, raised them high, and said: "Look, everyone, this is the third line of De Efu's poem: 'The paws are cold enough to hold'."

Zaiyuan and Jingshou were all curious and gathered around to watch.Dehui also wanted to go there, but was pulled back by Yuheng.De Hui was stunned for a moment, and just about to speak, she heard Princess Ning Wei let out a low cry, followed by Princess Ning Xin's voice: "My God, is this... is this still a hand?"

Xianfeng felt very surprised, and ordered the old man to present his hand to take a closer look, he was startled immediately.I saw countless cracks in that palm in all directions, criss-crossing, shocking.Some wounds were still oozing yellow water, Xianfeng almost threw up when he saw it, followed by a sharp pain in his heart and a burst of desolation.

For a while, no one spoke.Hirab rolled his eyelids and said unconvinced: "Then what about the fourth sentence?"

Xiao Ran said to the old man selling candied haws: "Please come down from the pavilion and take a few casual steps on the snow."

Winter has just arrived, and the weather is suddenly cold.The old man obviously didn't have any winter clothes at home, his body was already thin, he was wearing a pair of hemp sandals, and he was wrapped in a piece of felt indiscriminately.The felt cloth was already in dilapidated condition, and in some places, the toes were almost exposed. When stepping on the ice and snow, a cold current suddenly penetrated the back of the instep, and when walking, it turned out to be limping.

"This is the fourth sentence: 'I still walk with a limp'!"

Xiao Ran struggled and fell to his knees, crying on the ground, "Long Live Lord, I don't dare to comment on the literary talent of a poem attached by De Er, but this is really a portrayal of the poor people! "Weng", the sentence "Poor body and clothes are single, the heart is cheap and the weather is cold" is tear-jerking; now there are virtues attached to the forehead, "the claws are cold enough to be closed, and the words are still a little lame when walking", unpretentious and unpretentious. More It is rare to have a noble body but can understand the sufferings of the people. It is deeply touching. Long live God! I think that Long Live God cares about the people of the world, Ze Phi Yunei, and weeps for the country and society. The third son, as a slave, can also understand the sacred heart Long, the emperor's kindness is mighty! And De Efu is to share the worries of the Long Live God. Isn't this the so-called worrying about the world's worries first, and enjoying the world's joys later! How can you not be deeply shocked by the young mind of the slave who admires the five-body projection!"

"Okay, okay! It's rare that you have such thoughts, and it's rare that Dehui has such a heart! Zhenzhen, really..." Xianfeng's eyes turned red, and tears almost fell down.Throat choked up and couldn't speak anymore.

In fact, he is not a fool, of course he can see that De Hui is an idiot.But he is his sister-in-law after all, if this kind of thing gets out, not only the face of himself as the emperor, but even Aixinjueluo's face will be lost.This is one of them.

On the other hand, this Xianfeng is really a benevolent monarch.According to historical records, when Emperor Daoguang was choosing the crown prince, the sixth elder brother Yixin was superior to Xianfeng in terms of martial arts and intelligence. In the end, Xianfeng won the throne, but there was another reason.

When Emperor Daoguang was selecting the crown prince, he was quite vacillating between Xianfeng and Yixin, so he specially held a Nanyuan hunting meeting to see the performance of the princes.Yixin's arrow technique is the best among elder brothers, so naturally he catches the most; Xianfeng knows that his martial arts is no match for his sixth brother, so he simply didn't shoot an arrow and returned empty-handed.