Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Daoguang was very angry, and asked him why he came back empty-handed, but Xianfeng said: "Father, forgive me, I think that the spring is returning to the earth, and when all things are sprouting, it is the time for animals to reproduce. I really can't bear to kill , I am afraid that it will violate the virtue of good life in heaven."

The Daoguang who said this nodded repeatedly, thinking to himself, the spring is bright and beautiful, all things multiply, and the birds and beasts compete to pass on the family, how can I ignore this layer?It's still the fourth prince who is kind-hearted and hardworking. This kind of character is really commendable. If he inherits the throne in the future, he will rule the world with kindness. Wouldn't the people in the world be happy!

Later, Daoguang was seriously ill and was about to return to the throne, so he specially recruited Xianfeng and Yixin to make a decision on the reserve position.When asked about Yi's affairs, he answered clearly and logically about major military affairs and governing the country.Xianfeng knew that he was not an opponent, and when asked about him, the one who didn't say anything about his nose and tears just cried all the time.Finally, I finished the sentence: "Ama, at this time, my son's position is in chaos, and I really can't think about the affairs of the country. Forgive me for my incompetence. If there is anything wrong with Ama, I am willing to accompany you on the westward trip and stay by Ama's side forever."

Of course, these strategies are not from Xianfeng himself, but from his teacher Du Shoutian.

Emperor Daoguang felt very relieved when he heard this. Having such a filial son would not be in vain for a lifetime.He thought to himself: Although Yi Ning (Xianfeng's name) is not as good as Yi Xin, he is loyal and benevolent, and has the capacity of a benevolent king. This is the blessing of the people in the world.So the fourth elder brother Yining was made the crown prince, but he felt that Yiyi had been wronged. At the same time, he named Yixin Prince Gong to assist the government.It is precisely because of this relationship that Prince Gong Yixin is not willing to accept it, and the brothers have their own heart problems, which have planted the root cause of suspicion and discord.Of course, this is something.

The topic is far away, let's just say that Xianfeng has always ruled the world with benevolence, and he really cares for his people.Therefore, seeing the misery of the old man selling candied haws, I couldn't bear it.So after Xiao Ran's confession, he was so moved that he was on the verge of tears, he couldn't think about it for a while, he went forward, took off his valuable fox fur with his own hands and put it on the old man selling candied haws.

He didn't know that this made the old man suffer.Such a precious fox fur would never dare to wear it and go out to sell candied gourds in the streets; if you keep it at home, you are afraid that thieves will think about it, and if you sell it for silver, it is a gift from the emperor, even if he dares to sell it, No one dared to buy it.

Xianfeng Longyan was very happy, repeatedly praised Dehui for helping the country, and understood the people's sentiments, and even appointed a fourth-rank deputy Xiaoqi to participate in the leadership, and his rank was actually higher than Ruilin!The poor old man Yuheng almost had a stroke in ecstasy, and he couldn't figure it out, how could this Eunuch Xiao help him speak for himself without coming or going?Not only did he win the face of the Boluo family, but he also made such a big deal for his son!I was so excited that I burst into tears, wishing I could give Xiao Ran a hundred and eighty kowtows, even a promise with her body, could be considered.

But at this time, Xiao Ran was far from achieving his goal, so he deliberately sighed, and said: "De Erfu's poem is simple and straightforward, but it deeply feels the suffering of the people. Nonsense, a genius who deceived Sheng Ting!"

Both Ruilin and Xirab's eyes were blue with jealousy. After hearing this, their whole bodies became angry, and they shouted in unison: "You dog slave, who are you talking about?!"

Zai Yuan said in a deep voice beside him: "Old Xi, don't talk nonsense!"

Only then did Xirab and his son realize that they were confused for a moment and said the wrong thing.After all, Rui Lin is not a master right now, and besides, Xiao Ran is someone close to the emperor, so it's really bold to call him a slave.These two people were also clever, they fell to their knees and pleaded guilty.

Xianfeng was in a good mood at this time, and seeing Princess Ning Wei's face, he didn't care too much.He anxiously listened to Xiao Ran's next words, and urged: "Speak quickly!"

Xiao Ran said: "Originally, as a slave, Xiao Ran would never dare to comment on the poems attached to Rui's forehead. Since Long Live God has a life, the slave has no choice but to be bold. Poets come from life and are higher than life. What they do The description should be realistic. If it is only for the pursuit of literary talent, it is empty to pick up those gorgeous rhetoric; "Wo Meilin undoes the ice armor', King Cai Yi still praised the well-written sentence, didn't he?"

Zai Yuan knew a lot about Xiao Ran's methods, and his heart skipped a beat when he heard this: Well, why are you teasing me?I didn't recruit you again.He hurriedly said: "How can I appreciate poetry? It's just a casual remark, it's just pleasing to the ear."

Xiao Ran said: "Ah, just this one sentence, it's really nonsense, to deceive the sage, but it's not just that Rui forehead is attached to the emperor so presumptuously, how sincere is it?"

Rui Lin was taken aback, and said angrily, "Where am I talking nonsense?"

Xiao Ran said: "It's extremely cold in the north, and the people don't have enough clothes to protect themselves. I don't know how many people freeze to death in the ice and snow every year. Rui Efu, in order to impress the public, encourages people to lie drunk in the plum forest. Do you know that all drunk people fall into the snow? I fell asleep, but I couldn’t get up again! It’s hard to count the number of people who are frozen to death like this every year. Rui’s words are gorgeous, and he doesn’t pay attention to the sufferings of the people, and he doesn’t care about the lives of others. In this line of poetry, lying drunk on the ice and snow, so that you lost your life, what should you do?"

Rui Linqi's hands and feet were cold, and he said in his heart that if I fork your old mother, isn't this nitpicking?Suppressing his anger, he said dismissively: "Eunuch Xiao is clearly ignorant of poetry, this is just an exaggeration! How can anyone really get drunk and go to sleep in the snow just because of my poem?" Think? They are not fools!"

Xiao Ran sneered and said: "That's it. Rui Efu knows that no one is willing to 'drunk melin to remove the ice armor', but here he makes up things here. It's not to deceive the saints, what is it? It's something even a fool would not do, you But you made a poem and presented it to the Long Live Lord, could it be that you are a fool when you think of the Long Live Lord?"

As a result, Xianfeng's face suddenly turned ugly, and his brows frowned.Beads of sweat rolled out of Rui Lin's forehead immediately, and after he finished speaking, he fell into the trap of this dog slave!Rao is full of wit, but he can't hold back a word.Xirab was an old treacherous villain, and hurriedly knelt down and said: "The emperor is wise, and the family of my ministers has been loyal to the master for generations, and the sun and the moon can learn from each other! The little dog is ignorant and ignorant, so it is inevitable that there are omissions in the words. Since this Duke Xiao is well versed in poetry, Why don't you ask your father-in-law to change it to a better one, and let the ministers learn a thing or two?"

It should be known that it is easy to compose poems and it is difficult to change poems. It is not an easy matter to want the words and sentences to be smooth and cohesive, but also to integrate into the artistic conception of the poem.Xirab made it clear that he would join the army, Xianfeng pondered for a while, and said: "It makes sense. Younger son, quickly change for Ruilin!"

Xiao Ran said in his heart that you are an old bastard, my buddies expected you to do this!Fortunately, it turned out to be a mixed starting point forum, and picking words is our strong point.Immediately said: "Sister. According to the slave's point of view, this sentence might as well be changed to 'drunk lying Hanmei undressing the ice armor', which seems more appropriate."

As soon as the words fell, Zaiyuan stroked his palms and said, "Okay, okay! What a 'drunk lying winter plum to remove the ice armor', it is really a stroke of genius! Just imagine that this plum tree is wild with knots, just like a drunken reckless man, covered with ice and snow. A', 'I want to borrow enchantment from God'. Wonderful, this sentence does not leave any traces of chiseling, it is completely natural, just changing these two words, it has changed the entire mood of this article, absolutely! It is really the finishing touch !"

This sentence is really a bit of Xiao Ran's talent, everyone's eyes lit up when they heard it, even Princess Ning Wei nodded slightly involuntarily.Yuheng and Dehui jumped up and down and applauded.Xianfeng was overjoyed and said: "Okay, the youngest son is capable, so it's not in vain for me to train you with the queen!" Xiao Ran said in his heart, bah, if you want to talk about the queen's training, you can barely say it; I've only been with you for a few days, Are you molesting me?

Rui Lin blushed, and said unconvinced: "Since Mr. Xiao has such talent, he must be able to compose better poems than my minister. Your Majesty, why don't you let him also write a poem on the subject of snow? Tell Wei Chen to open his eyes?"

When everyone heard it, they applauded.Xianfeng also wanted Xiao Ran to show his face, but he was afraid that he would not be able to do it. If he could compose a song like Dehui's four different faces, he would lose face, but he and the queen would also take it along with him. He pondered for a while, watching Looking at Xiao Ran, he said, "Little Sanzi, what do you think?"

At this moment, Xiao Ran couldn't help but want to laugh, thinking that those whores who traveled through at the starting point were the most ruthless and merciless when they plagiarized poems.In fact, my buddies are really embarrassed to do this, Ruilin, this is all forced by you kid!

Immediately smiled calmly, said: "Long live Lord is in a good mood today, this slave should be bold enough to have fun!" He raised his hand to look outside the pavilion and chanted loudly:

"Northern scenery,

thousands of miles frozen,

Thousands of miles of snow.

Looking inside and outside the Great Wall,

Only the remaining is boundless,

Up and down the river,

Sudden loss of eloquence.

Mountain Dance Silver Snake,

Yuan Chi wax figure,

Desire to be higher than the public test!

sunny day,

Look at the red dress,

Extraordinarily enchanting. "

Speaking of this sentence, he deliberately paused, and glanced at Princess Ning Wei intentionally or unintentionally.Ning Wei happened to be wearing a bright red cloak today, and it was really beautiful and radiant against the white snow.

Princess Ning Wei had never met Li Ran before, she only heard that this servant was invincible in luck, and his top skills kept rising one after another, and he couldn't get rid of the suspicion of having a horse dung fever. sycophants.In any case, he never thought that this servant would have such talent, and he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, his lacquer-like eyes fixed on Xiao Ran's face for a moment.Giving him a glance back, Qing knew that the phrase "dressed in red, extraordinarily enchanting" was referring to herself, and she felt ashamed and annoyed at once, and the good impression she had just formed disappeared in an instant.I couldn't help but my cheeks were burning hot and my heart was beating wildly.Thinking of this guy's lewd appearance, and being so bold, blatantly teasing him, he wished he could kick him away.

Everyone forgot to applaud, Xiao Ran rolled his eyes lasciviously, and then read:

"The mountains and rivers are so beautiful,

Attract countless heroes to bow down.

Cherish Qin Huang Han Wu,

Slightly lose literary talent;

Tang Zong Song Zu,

Less coquettish.

A generation of talents,

Genghis Khan,

He only knows how to bend a bow and shoot a big eagle. "

After reading this, the faces of Xianfeng and Zaiyuan gradually changed, thinking that you, a slave, don't even pay attention to these people, so what have we become?Xiao Ran did not rush, and continued:

"It's all over,

number of romantic figures,

Still look at today! "

While speaking, he looked back and took two steps back, just standing behind Xianfeng.That pair of bearded and flirtatious faces appeared again, with hands down and waist bowed, which set off the sickly Xianfeng's burly and tall to the extreme.Only then did the crowd understand what he meant, they were silent for a long time, and suddenly there was a burst of applause that almost knocked down the pavilion.

"Majestic, vertical and horizontal, it is really a wonderful masterpiece!"