I'm not a basketball bully

A female star who is very familiar to the 76ers came to the Wachovia Center Arena.

Jessica Alba was on the sidelines for Game [-] of the playoffs.

However, she didn't sit at the top of the table, probably because she was afraid that Su Ye would make a save, and there would be another embarrassing scene of the old man pushing the cart.

In fact, Jessica's purpose in coming to the game is not simple.

Do you think he came to watch the game?

No, Jessica felt that she could do it after learning a few fighting techniques from Su Ye.

She came to the competition scene entirely to protect Su Ye.

After she learned that the 76ers' opponent in the first game of the playoffs was the Eagles, she was very worried about Su Ye's safety.

If Su Ye had a conflict with the players on the field, she didn't mind rushing from the audience area to the field to help Su Ye fight like Chuck Hayes did.

The idea is crazy.

Are you sure you won't make your opponent more excited by going up?

If you really do this, Su Ye will not only have to fight the opponent, but also take time to protect you...

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Soon, the game begins.

The starting players of both sides enter the field.

The 76ers are still their regular starting package:

Iverson + Korver + Iguodala + Su Ye + Brother Dai.

The starting lineup for the Eagles is:

Deron + Singles Joe + Artest + Josh Smith + Pachulia.

Before the jump ball, Artest's eyes were like radar, staring closely at Su Ye.

Su Ye was convinced by this old idiot.

You are a small forward, and you don't match up with me, why are you staring at me?

"What are you looking at?" Su Ye couldn't help asking.

"What are you doing?" Artest thought he was tough.

"Looking at your father?"

After Su Ye finished speaking, Artest subconsciously looked away.

Su Ye has already talked like this, if he looks at Su Ye's words again, wouldn't that be admitting that Su Ye is his father.

However, when Artest looked away, Su Ye smiled and said, "Aren't you looking at your father again?"

Taizi is a little bit in a dilemma now, it doesn't matter if he looks at it, or he doesn't look at it.

But at this moment, Su Ye smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if you look at your father or not."

Taizi: "I'm on a horse..."

Before the game started, Yasuko was very angry.

After molesting Taizi, Su Ye laughed heartily.

Molesting Taizi made Su Ye feel like he was molesting the second idiot.

Two idiots: who the hell are you burying?

Artest was about to continue talking to Su Ye, but the next moment, the basketball flew over his head.

Su Ye jumped and got the basketball from above Artest's head.

The 76ers started the first round of offense in this game.

In the first round of the opening, the situation developed in a wrong direction. The Eagles originally implemented the established defensive tactics.

But in the end, Artest didn't play his cards according to the routine at all. Once he screened off the ball, he decisively switched defenses with Josh Smith and switched to Su Ye.

"Hehe, it's just a defense change. Artest is obviously going to defend Su Ye one-on-one!" Charles Barkley saw Artest's purpose at a glance.

Artest defends Su Ye one-on-one. This is actually the matchup everyone is looking forward to.

"Su Ye, let me tell you, you took advantage of my bleeding hemorrhoids in the last game. Tonight, you have no chance!"

Artest pressed his crotch against Su Ye's butt, while uttering harsh words.

And Su Ye didn't care about 28, he pushed Artest inside.

Bang!

At the first blow, Artest's body took two steps back, but Artest clamped his butthole tightly with his buttocks and pushed forward.

While clamping, Taizi also shouted: "Hold hard, you are hard!"

It was also the first time in Su Ye's career that he encountered an opponent who forced him to use his strength.

If you say a word, then I'm here!

Su Ye only used about [-]% of his strength in the attack just now, but this time Su Ye directly increased to [-]%.

Hip strength, seven stages!

Su Ye kicked Artest directly into the penalty area.

Open up a sky-high avenue, wide and wide!

The fans at the scene were also very excited watching the confrontation between the two. This was the first round at the beginning of the game, not to mention that Su Ye hadn't got the ball yet, and the confrontation without the ball had already risen to this level.

The next moment, Iverson took the opportunity and lobbed the ball in.

In fact, Artest has realized that he is stuck but not Su Ye, so he chooses to defend around the front, and he wants to steal the basketball.

However, when Artest was halfway around the front, he was hit hard by Su Ye from the side. Su Ye pressed Artest's waist with his hip, and at the same time, his right hand was stuck on Artest's chest, and his left hand was held high.

This is a textbook catch stance for circling defenses.

Su Ye's posture is so much!

Artest was very angry because he felt that Su Ye's catching action was a foul, he pressed his hip against his other hand, and pushed.

Like Huskies, Artest couldn't control his hands when he got angry.

The latter would beat his chest hard when he was angry, and Yasuko would reach out and hit someone when he was angry.

At this moment, Su Ye had already jumped up to grab the basketball in the air, and Yasuko also grabbed it.

Ke Taizi just caught Su Ye's vital part.

"My mother, this scale!!"

Taizi's expression suddenly became richer. He didn't expect that he would see Su Ye's strengths with this casual grab.

A sense of inferiority flashed in Taizi's heart.

Jessica Alba, who was off the court, happened to see this round, and was about to shed tears of anger.

"Artest, you are fucking shameless, I haven't experienced it yet, so you start first!"

Artest on the field was taken aback, and subconsciously let go of his hand.

However, although the hand was loosened, Taizi's big fingers were still scraping Su Ye's long johns, and Su Ye jumped into the air, crossed up and down, and Su Ye's basketball pants were ripped off.

Fortunately, Su Ye was wearing a pair of high-stretch fitness pants under his basketball pants.

What Artest pulled down was only Su Ye's basketball shorts.

But even so, Su Ye's appearance in high-elasticity leggings was still exposed to the eyes of the fans at the scene.

As we all know, this kind of high-elasticity tights are very slim, which perfectly shows Su Ye's size and length.

"Picking shit, catching birds and pulling ball pants, can't you fucking afford it!"

Su Ye really convinced Artest, this idiot.

In a daze, Artest caught the bird to defend + took off his pants to defend.

After catching the basketball in the air, Su Ye quickly lifted the shorts up with one hand after landing.

"Fuck you, I'll kill you!"

The angry Su Ye slammed directly into Artest's body, and at the same time turned his elbow, hitting Taizi in the chest, and then made a one-handed throw with his right hand, putting the ball into the basket.

2:0

This round of Su Ye's singles against Artest was not easy, even Su Ye was attacked.

And it almost exposed the bird, but fortunately there are high-elastic tights inside.

But even so, Su Ye's wearing high elastic tights to expose the outline of his vital parts still made the female fans in the Wachovia Center Arena blush and excited.

"I saw it, I saw it, I saw it just now!"

"Take off your pants to defend, Artest, thank you! Let me watch Jessica!"

"I'm stunned by the scale, Jessica can bear it?"

"Su Ye's length is simply longer than my ex-boyfriend's life!"

"If my boyfriend has this scope, I will slap myself whenever I get angry with him!"

"Yaoshou! It feels bigger than the banana I bought yesterday, Yaoshou, this locomotive can't knock down the tunnel..."

"It's another day I feel sorry for Jessica..."

This round alone made the female fans at the scene feel that it was worth the fare.

Not only did they watch the game, but they also learned about Su Ye's strengths and weaknesses by the way.

After seeing this situation, the basketball fans at the scene couldn't help bowing their heads silently, falling into a short-term inferiority complex.

Before, I always heard Su Ye mention the importance of a man's length, but now they really know Su Ye's length.

It's really beyond my reach!

Jessica listened to the whispers of the fans at the scene, and was furious: "Artest, I can't finish with you!!!"

The most important thing is that Su Ye's scale has been exposed before my old lady has enjoyed it.

Family members, who knows, I am really wronged! !

. . . . . . .

After Su Ye scored the goal on the field, a pair of eyes of death stared at Artest.

"Take off your pants to defend, can you fucking defend? Who taught you to defend like this??"

After being stared at by Su Ye's death, Artai suddenly felt his eyes tighten.

"Who taught it? I learned it from a small video, what's wrong?" Taizi said confidently.

Su Ye couldn't laugh or cry immediately.

In the short video, there are quite a few plots of people taking off their pants, but this Taizi has watched too much of that kind of thing, and even used it on the NBA field...

Watch small videos to learn defensive skills, Artest is definitely No.1 in nba history!

Looking back, after the Eagles' offense Deron Williams and Josh played a pick-and-roll, they split the ball to the singles Joe who was ambushing at the bottom foot and hit the opening three-pointer from the bottom corner.

There is one thing to say, the Eagles were able to reach No.5 in the East, and the offensive ability of their starting lineup is really a bit top.

Deron can organize and shoot, and also has certain singles and breakthrough abilities. He is the real offensive brain of the team.

Needless to say, singles Joe, the top singles player in the league, just lacks some spiritual attributes.

And the spiritual attributes he lacks all fall on Artest. Taizi has both offense and defense. He is the best 3D player in the league, and he also has a certain level of bullish breakthrough when necessary.

Josh Smith at the power forward position is a face-up master, especially good at pick-and-roll rolls and counterattacks. Occasionally, he can hit a few three-pointers unexpectedly.

As for Pachulia at the center position, he is a master screener, mainly responsible for pick-and-rolls for teammates, off-ball screens and abolishing the opponent's core players.

The Eagles committed crimes against this lineup and gang, with a clear division of labor and a lot of offensive firepower.

However, it is not inferior to attacking the 76ers.

The ball was switched, Iverson singled out Deron, passed the latter with an acceleration, and then made a mid-range jumper from the free throw line.

The ball failed to score.

Su Ye and Artest rushed to the basket and took off at the same time to grab the rebound.

Both of them are very active on the court. This ball is about who has the stronger jumping ability and whose length is longer!

On top of Pachulia's head, Su Ye put in the ball with one hand.

Facts have proved that Su Ye is longer than Artest!

No matter which aspect!

Pazhulia's face was a bit ugly. Just now, he and Dalembert got stuck in the position, but was taken advantage of by Su Ye behind him.

Dalembert and Zaza Pajuriaka were in position, and Su Ye rushed in from behind to make a tip-up.

This rebound is very 76ers!

"Beautiful, Su Ye scored another offensive rebound and scored a second offense! After the opening, Su Ye's performance was very active. He has scored 4 points in a row. It seems that the playoffs did not give Su Ye Bring what rookie wall!"

At first, everyone thought that Su Ye performed so well in the rookie season in the regular season, and that in the future, he would encounter the rookie strength problem that many rookie players will encounter.

But Su Ye didn't seem to have this kind of problem.

"You are too short, your length can't compare with mine!"

On the court, after Su Ye scored, he and Artest got into a fight.

When grabbing a rebound just now, the two made moves in the air.

Men, you have to spray some after strenuous movements, otherwise you will be uncomfortable.

Taizi's face darkened when he heard this.

In the first round, Taizi caught Su Ye's second brother and felt Su Ye's length.

This round, when Taizi was grabbing a rebound, he lost to Su Ye's length.

In terms of length, Yasuko is really inferior to Su Ye.

Since there is no advantage in length, Taizi decided to find it in hardness. He looked at the 28cm large wrench under his bench.

He didn't believe that no matter how tough Su Ye was, he could still beat the wrench?

The two teams played for more than four minutes, and the score was fixed at 12:8. The 76ers temporarily led by four points. At this time, the game entered the first official timeout.

"Ron, you performed well and are very active. We need you to maintain such energy, but we need your calmness even more. You don't need to play against Su Ye every round. What you should really defend is outside players. "

Michael Woodson patted Artest on the shoulder to reassure him.

Taizi on the field looks very active and fierce, but most of the negative effects on the team.

When did I arrange for you to defend Su Ye?

There is Josh defending Su Ye, why don't you join in the fun if you have nothing to do?

If it was someone else, Woodson would have pointed at his nose and cursed.

But for a player like Taizi, you really can't be aggressive with him, you have to coax him and persuade him.

"Coach, I know I didn't limit Su Ye very well, allowing him to score 6 points. He is indeed longer than me, but don't panic, I must be tougher than him!"

After finishing speaking, Artest suddenly lay down on the floor and took out his 28cm large wrench from under the bench.

Michael Woodson was so frightened that he hurried up to hug Artest and hid the big wrench in his arms.

"No, Ron, what are you going to do? Don't be stupid, don't go on the path of breaking the law and committing crimes!"

Looking at Artest's appearance, it really doesn't seem like a joke.

Woodson was really afraid that Taizi would hit Su Ye on the head with a big wrench.

"Coach, why are you panicking? I didn't hit you with a wrench. I don't believe that no matter how tough Su Ye is, he can still use my wrench?!"

"Calm down, calm down Ron, this is only the beginning of the game, we are only 4 points behind, there is no need for you to go to prison for the 4 point difference!"

Artest scratched his head.

"What the coach said is that the game has just begun, and my wrench must be used at a critical moment, so let him use it for a while."

Artest put the wrench back.

Only then did Michael Woodson breathe a sigh of relief, and his blood pressure also dropped.

However, he felt that this supreme invincible wrench would not just be buried in the abyss under the bench.

He felt at least for this entire series.

Ron Artest will be awarded the title of God of War with a wrench!

Just like Su Ye's Bench God of War! !