I'm not a basketball bully

The first half of the game between the two sides was extremely fierce, and the score was fixed at 58:50. With the performance of the two stars Allen Iverson and Su Ye, the 76ers still controlled the lead in points.

Su Ye scored 15 points and 6 rebounds in the first half, and made 10 of 6 shots. It seems that there is not much difference between the playoffs and the regular season.Iverson scored a game-high 16 points, and the Aizhu combination is still the most shining.

Under the attack of Deron Williams, the Eagles' offensive points are very scattered.Jordan scored 10 points in singles, Josh Smith also scored 8 points, and Deron Williams himself scored 8 points.

As for Taiko, he made 9 of 2 shots and scored 5 points and 2 rebounds.

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After the halftime game ended, Su Ye specially changed into a pair of basketball shorts after returning to the locker room. These new basketball shorts had strings.

Su Ye fastened a button tightly, and then he was relieved.

In the first quarter of the game, Artest took off his pants to defend him. Fortunately, he was wearing a pair of high-elastic tights, which did not expose Xiao Suye completely.

If there is a vacuum here, then the nba will be labeled as Tokyo hot by Yasuko.

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The round in which Su Ye was ripped off by Artest also became the focus of discussion among the fans during the intermission.

However, the NBA's replay center did not replay any of this round.

Even the NBA's replay center decided after discussion that the footage of this round must be cut.

Avoid any inappropriate scenes that happen on the field.

However, at this moment, the staff of the nba replay center are secretly admiring Su Ye's size.

The staff watched this time and again and again from beginning to end.

The male staff were silent, while the female staff blushed, but couldn't move their eyes.

It is not shown to others, but the staff secretly appreciate it.

Well, just a double standard!

All female fans: Hurry up and release the video to me, I advise you not to be ignorant of good and bad!

Jessica Alba: Confidential, must be secret from me! !

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The intermission time is coming to an end soon, and the players of the two teams came to the field to warm up.

Artest, who performed poorly in the first half of the game, glanced around the court with a pair of sneaky eyes. He felt that it was necessary to take out his secret weapon in the second half of the game.

"Ron, it doesn't matter if you lose this game. This is only the first game in the series. You must stay calm." Woodson warned Taizi.

"Don't worry boss, I won't take out my secret weapon until the critical moment."

Taizi looked solemn: "If they don't produce nuclear weapons, I won't produce a big wrench!"

Woodson looked at Artest with a serious expression on his face. He was even thinking about stealing the big wrench and throwing it in the trash can to prevent Artest from driving me crazy on the court.

But after thinking about it, he gave up on this thought.

If Artest found out about this, would this stupefied man hit his bald head with a wrench?

Coaching Artest is simply a kind of mental torture.

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The second half of the game begins.

For the 76ers, Iverson was resting off the court, and Su Ye was playing with a bunch of substitutes.

As for the Eagles, Deron and Pachulia left the field.

Su Ye looked at the lineup on the opposite side, and became thoughtful.

Most of his points in the first half were in the penalty area, and he only hit an open mid-range shot. It seemed that the Eagles did not worry too much about his mid-range and long-range shots. Many opportunities were for him to shoot.

Su Ye felt that it was necessary for them to pay the price in the second half of the game!

It's time to reveal your secret weapon!

Taizi's secret weapon is his supreme invincible big wrench!

And Su Ye's secret weapon is his supreme invincible big jumper!

Sure enough, at the beginning of the game, Su Ye and Louis Williams played an on-line pick-and-roll. After receiving Lu Wei's pass, Su Ye stood in the horn area.Josh Smith, who defended him, didn't stick very close and let himself go more than one step.

Su Ye smiled slightly, and had gained the trust of his opponent!

Playing dead in the regular season, waiting for this moment in the playoffs!

After Su Ye received the ball, he decisively made a mid-range jumper. Josh obviously didn't expect Su Ye's mid-range shot to be so decisive.

Thanks to Su Ye's hit, if his butt attacks, he will inevitably suffer from pain.

Swish!

It's just that what Josh didn't expect was that the basketball passed through a high arc and pierced through the net hollowly.

Su Ye scored his 17th point of the game!

"You can't let him score like this, let him do more moves to consume his energy!"

Artest wasn't happy with Josh Smith's defensive play.

The 76ers have only two real offensive cores, and the Eagles have the advantage of scattered offensive points.

Their strategy was to consume the physical energy of Iverson and Su Ye, but Yasuko was obviously dissatisfied with Josh allowing Su Ye to score 2 points so easily.

Looking back at the offensive round, Artest was going to use his own offense to consume Su Ye's energy.

Originally, Artest's fake outside shot lit up the defender, and then he broke through along the middle.

Su Ye appeared above the reasonable collision circle of the assisted defense, and stood still. He wanted to make Artest's offensive foul!

Artest couldn't hold back the rushing up, and Su Ye was completely in the field of making offensive fouls, and the two collided in the air.

Artest's ball jumped so high that his entire crotch was almost buried in Ye Ye's face.

To be honest, Su Ye rarely drew offensive fouls on the court, so he didn't have much experience.When Artest's crotch was pressed towards his face, Su Ye subconsciously raised his hand to block it.

But when he blocked it, the nature was different, and the picture suddenly became disharmonious.

Su Ye grabbed Artest's bird, and they both fell to the ground.

beep...

The referee at the bottom line blew his whistle to see that his gesture was an offensive foul by Artest.

Su Ye succeeded in committing an offensive foul, but the scene caused an uproar among the fans.

Su Ye catches Yasuko! ! !

Eighteen banned scenes appeared on the field.

Following Artest's birdie + pants-off defense against Su Ye in the first half.

At the beginning of the third quarter, Su Ye made an offensive foul with a birdie!

"Beautiful, Su Ye fought back against Taizi, catching a bird to defend, learning what he has learned and using now!"

"What are these two people playing? They made the NBA into Tokyo Fever?"

"This is definitely the most exciting offense and defense I have ever seen. They catch birds and defend each other. Could it be that these two are comparing their size?!"

Jessica Alba: You two are obviously here, right?

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"Fuck, do you fucking know how to defend? Where are you going to catch it?"

Artest on the court felt that his body was not clean.

He was insulted by Su Ye.

It's okay to be insulted on the court, and the body is also insulted.

The key is that once you caught me, didn't you know the size of Lao Tzu?

Su Ye responded with a smile: "Where did I catch it, but I didn't catch anything, didn't you?"

One thing to say, the feeling of getting started surprised Su Ye a little.

I feel that little Artest is not very big...

It's even a little lost.

Artest birdied and defended, and couldn't catch it with one hand.

But Su Ye caught the bird and defended, but couldn't catch the target at all.

Really small! ! ! ! !

"Wang Defa? What the hell are you talking about? What do you mean?!"

Artest stared at Su Ye, he felt insulted by Slack again.

You can insult Laozi's basketball skills, but you can't insult Laozi's length!

"It's nothing, I also feel a little bit, I just feel a little bit prickly."

"Fuck, do you believe that I took off my pants and made you feel inferior?"

"Then take it off, and quickly make me feel inferior!"

"I'm afraid you have giant phobia, I took off my pants to scare you to death!"

"Really? I really have a giant phobia, take it out and scare me to death, you can directly advance!"

It's okay, Artest's IQ hasn't reached the point of taking off his pants in public to prove his strengths.

But one thing to say, if Taizi really took off his pants, Su Ye might really be scared.

Because Su Ye did have a phobia of giant objects, he was so frightened that he wanted to faint when he saw something big, for example... a big evil pen!

If Taizi really took off his pants, then he would be a pure super invincible big bastard!

A good offensive dunk was called an offensive foul, and was birdied by Su Ye. Artest's body was shaking.

The anger in Taizi's eyes had reached the state of gushing at any time.

He looked at his big 28cm wrench under the bench again.

If you compare the length of the bird, you will lose!

He didn't believe that Su Ye could grow longer than his 28cm wrench!

As long as the wrench is born, it will definitely scare Su Ye, a giant phobic patient, to death!

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Because of this round, the level of confrontation between the players of the two teams has once again risen to a higher level.

This is also because Su Ye and Artest are not players in the same position.

Moreover, Michael Woodson deliberately avoided the confrontation between Artest and Su Ye, otherwise Su Ye and Artest might fight directly.

The game has entered the fourth quarter. Although the 76ers still maintain the lead, the 12-point lead is not enough for them to enter the game into garbage time.

In the Eagles' offensive round, Deron Williams went online to organize the offense, Josh Smith made an air cut after a screen without the ball, and Deron Williams' passer arrived at the ball.

However, Su Ye once again appeared in the best position to help defend, preventing Josh from laying up. Josh distributed the ball to the bottom corner. Today, Artest, who is 8 of 1 from outside the three-point line, received the basketball .

After Artest received the ball, there was no defense in front of him. He adjusted and prepared to shoot a three-pointer.

"Give it back, shit! Don't vote!"

Deron opened his hands for the ball at the top of the arc. Tonight, his Tyco was 8-for-1, and the paint on the basket was going to be knocked off. He didn't dare to let Tyco shoot a three-pointer.

But Taige is not the kind of player who will be frightened by his shooting percentage.

As a shooter, even if you miss the first 99 shots, you should take the 100th shot without hesitation.

This is the confidence as a pitcher!

Deron: What the hell kind of pitcher are you?

Swish!

Artest's three-pointer made the scolding in Deron's heart come to an abrupt end.

"Damn it, Brother Tai is a big deal!!"

Taiko, who was 8 of 1 from beyond the three-point line, hit a three-pointer at a critical moment of the game.

"Ahhhhh!!"

After Artest hit a three-pointer, he roared passionately, and said to Su Ye cheek-to-cheek: "Listen to Su Ye, you better double-team me!"

Su Ye showed a puzzled smile when he heard the words.

Double-team Artest?

Su Ye really didn't know how many Westbrooks were in Artest's stupid brain circuit.

To be able to say such nonsense about double-teaming him.

Looking back, the 76ers' offense.

Allen Iverson accelerated with a change of direction, entered the penalty area, and attracted the double defense inside. Between Pachulia and Josh, Iverson passed the ball out.

The basketball was accurately delivered to Su Ye's hands. This was an open shot opportunity!

Su Ye, who made 6 of 4 mid-range shots today, was going to shoot a jumper directly.

"Su thief don't think about it!"

And at this moment, Artest from the outside rushed over to help defend and make up.

Even if he let Korver make an open three-pointer, he couldn't let Su Ye hit an open mid-range shot!

The moment Su Ye shot the ball, he also noticed Artest's figure.If the ball is thrown, Artest may be capped out of bounds, so he also used a shooting fake to trick Artest.

Su Ye can pass the ball to Korver, an empty guard outside the three-point line, to punish Artest's defense.

But Su Ye didn't do this. After clicking on Artest, Su Ye jumped up again and hit Artest in the air, causing Artest to make a defensive foul.

"beep……"

The referee blew his whistle immediately, and Artest made a defensive foul.

This is a common action on the basketball court to punish a defender who is jumped.

"what!!"

But Taizi in the air suddenly let out a tragic cry.

It turned out that when Su Ye took off to shoot, his elbow collided with Yasuko's jaw.

Su Ye, this was indeed an unintentional action.

But Su Ye, a player with tenth-level elbow strength, formed a critical blow to Taizi with ten thousand points!

Not only that, Su Ye also made a hit in the mid-range shot after knocking Taizi away.

Su Ye scored 2+1!

If the free throw is also scored, he will get the 30th point of the game!

"Wow! Another mid-range shot, Su Ye has hit five mid-range shots tonight, and what's amazing is that this mid-range shot also caused Ron Artest's foul! Su Ye tonight is simply It’s Karl Malone who has become the God of CIC!”

Su Ye, today's style of play is indeed very similar to Ma Long.

He has a thick body, but he is a handsome young man!

At the same time, Su Ye's elbow strength is quite like Karl Malone's!

"Damn Falk!!"

But at this moment, Taizi, who was hit by Su Ye's elbow, was furious immediately, rushed towards Su Ye, and pushed Su Ye out of the bottom line with both hands.

"Let me tell you, Su Ye's performance today was even better than in the regular season, especially when he confuses the tough Artest. Ouch! What's going on? What is Artest doing?"

While the commentators were talking, Yasuko on the field suddenly broke his defense.

Taizi pushed with both hands, and pushed Su Ye out of the bottom line! !

There is one thing to say, Taizi does have a reason to break the defense.

In Su Ye's shot, his elbow hit his jaw.

But the problem is, no matter how you analyze this action, Su Ye still can't be called a malicious foul.

It's normal to have some collisions on the basketball court, and Su Ye's shooting is a very routine action.

And Yasuko's push to break the defense is not a normal basketball move.

"I'm going to Nima!"

Su Ye, who was pushed by Taizi, was also angry now. He stood up abruptly, and also rushed towards Artest. With a strong push with both arms, Artest was pushed three meters away. Far.

Su Ye's push on Artest was obviously stronger than Taizi's.

Su Ye can accept big body movements, but you push people too much!

Since you want to be a fool, Su Ye can only be more foolish than you!

Artest, who was pushed away, fell directly into the arms of the Eagles players behind him.

"Mommy Fake!"

Taizi is crazy, Taizi is completely crazy!

He rushed forward to fight Su Ye!

However, the players of the Eagles grabbed Artest's two shoulders firmly, and tried to persuade him: "Calm down, calm down, brother Tai, you must calm down, we can't live without you!"

High EQ: We can't live without you.

Low EQ: You will be beaten to death by Su Ye.

Artest was stopped abruptly by the Eagles teammates.

But at this time, Su Ye pressed forward step by step!

"Are you coming? Are you coming? Are you coming?!"

"The much-anticipated battle, is he finally going to stage it?"

"Ohmygod! Artest...why did he run away again!"

Facing Su Ye's pressing step by step, Taizi on the field suddenly turned around and ran towards the bench behind him.

The original atmosphere of the fans at the scene has been driven by the two players.

But seeing Artest charge in the opposite direction again, the fans almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

No one has forgotten Artest's reaction to the mighty Su Ye in the regular season.

Reverse charge, escape!

Originally, everyone thought that Artest in the playoffs was really going to be tough.

But unexpectedly, his reverse charge skill was engraved in his bones.

Artest rushed to his own bench, everyone thought he was going to cross the bench again, ran back to the locker room to hide from Su Ye, and then quibbled in the post-match interview that he went back to the locker room to get Weapons up.

The audience is already familiar with this set of procedures.

But what no one thought of was.

Artest didn't step over the bench and ran back to the locker room.

He actually knelt on the floor of a bench, and then took something from under a bench.

Eagles coach Michael Woodson hugged Artest's waist from behind, dropped his glasses on the ground, and shouted in embarrassment: "Calm down, calm down, Ron, don't take out your secret weapon! !"

And Artest has ignored, he finally caught the 28 cm large wrench.

Then stood up abruptly.

Michael Woodson has also been pushed away by Taizi!

Immediately afterwards, Taizi held up a large 28cm wrench!

In the Wachovia Center Arena, the Nagan Wrench shrouded in spotlights seemed to be shining with a golden light, and the fans in the audience were crazy about it!

Taizi is not charging in reverse, Taizi is not running away!

Yasuko really took out his weapon!

A large 28cm wrench!

Wrench God of War, Shine Wachovia! !