How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"I'm just passing by, how are the kids doing?"

Lao Wang had a sad face, and there were indescribable emotions in his eyes as he looked at the man.

After noticing the candy handed over by Jiang Chen, he stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it.

Let yourself calm down a little.

Jiang Chen glanced at Lao Wang several times.

Why does Lao Wang, who is about 170cm tall, always seem to feel that something is wrong?

"Fortunately, the infusion is already in progress."

The man answered, but his eyes were full of doubts.

Lao Wang...

We have been friends for ten years, can't we...

"Alas! After all, this kid has some fate with me. I still remember that rainy night when you went out to work overtime..."

Suddenly, Lao Wang sighed.

He patted the man on the shoulder, recalling the past, and his eyes softened:

"I also watched this child grow up."

"It's been really hard for you all these years. You have to work alone."

"Take this little money and buy some sweets for the child."

"Oh, she always talks about you for 3 or 4 minutes. Actually..."

Lao Wang sighed with emotion.

The man took out his sunglasses: (?■_■)

A man cannot shed tears lightly, the east wind is powerless...the flowers are withered!

"You definitely heard it wrong, she must have said 34 minutes!"

The man snorted coldly.

It doesn’t have to be hard anywhere.

But you have to be tough!

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, what a fool!

He slowly picked up the chair in front of him.

It looks pretty solid.

If you hit it on the head, it will bloom, right?

At the same time, he fixed his gaze on the scissors at the back of the nurse's desk.

Okay, after opening the scoop, you can perform the Xiao Wang disappearing technique!

"Hold it! Brother, please be gentle! You really can't blame me! The sewer needs to be unclogged from time to time..."

The old king was so frightened that he quickly performed the King of Qin's circumambulation.

Mainly focus on a sexy walking position!

"Which one of you is the father of the child?"

The nurse came over with a list in her hand.

Without raising his head, he asked casually after spotting two people.

"Me!! It must be me!"

The man immediately shouted, very excited.

The nurse was shocked.

Lao Wang smiled calmly.

What's yours is yours, I didn't say it wasn't yours.

But the more he refused to argue, the more the nurse felt something was wrong.

Finally, he pointed upstairs: "The paternity test is on the second floor."

...

The man in the hall roared.

Jiang Chen had already walked out of the outpatient clinic building happily.

Help a man see the truth.

What a great feat!

"Little brother…"

On the other side of the live broadcast room, Hu Luanshuo burned incense and sat in meditation.

Twisting a string of Buddhist beads in his hand.

"Looking at the hexagrams, the man must have been working overtime at the time. The sewer was blocked, and the smell spread to the bedroom. The child kept crying."

Hu Luanshuo continued to divine:

"Back then, it took Lao Wang only half an hour to clear the door. The man's wife accidentally mentioned that her husband could clear the door in just three minutes."

"It's just that I don't know how to clean it often, so it's easy to get clogged. Huh? Wait a minute, this hexagram..."

"Old Wang is not married, that's not right! This... Wucao!!"

Hu Luanshuo's eyes widened.

"This hexagram means the sleeves are broken!"

"puff!!"

Jiang Chen opened a bottle of Coke and just took a sip when all the cola came out.

I happened to wash the hair of a stray dog ​​passing by.

Stray dog: Woof...

OK, tastes good.

I'm going to let my brothers try it too.

"Master, is your hexagram accurate?"

Jiang Chen wiped the corners of his mouth and ignored Gouzi, his face full of disbelief.

I can't take another look at the hospital!

This time.

The eyes of Lao Wang in the hall were full of affection.

She was as tender as water, and her eyes didn't even look like a man's.

"After all these years, I still want to say something to you..."

The words were full of tenderness, and the man was stunned for a moment.

The long speech made many people come back again and again.

There was also Jiang Chen who turned around and went back to watch the show.

He took out the melon seeds from his pocket. They had just arrived at the nurse's desk.

"Over the years, my sister-in-law has not understood you, but I understand (??????) that as a woman, I also want to help you and share the pressure for you."

"I won't disturb you and sister-in-law. I'm not asking for fame, I just want to..."

A much softer voice.

It’s not hard to tell that there is absolutely no Adam’s apple.

"Wucao?! Lao Wang? No, Sister Wang?!!!"

The man was shocked and his mentality collapsed.

Seeing nothing around, he hugged the pillar and growled:

"I, I have regarded you as my brother for so many years, but you turned out to be a crook!!"

"wrong!!"

Speaking of which.

The man was even more broken inside.

"You are actually a woman!!"

...

At this moment, Jiang Chen's live broadcast room.

——[Good guy! I would say that the master is half-assed, and he is only half-right! ]

——[Tell the master for me, please ship the red thread that Yue Lao used as soon as possible. I won’t go there. The anchor is so exciting. ]

——[No Adam’s apple! There’s really no Adam’s apple! Wucao, Lao Wang next door is a woman! ]

--[etc? Let me grow a brain first, I can't turn around anymore. ]

--[female? Shall I wipe it? Has she stayed with that man like this for so many years? ! ]

——[You... insert? ]

...

"???"

The news in the comment area shocked Jiang Chen again.

understood…

My truth-telling skills are obviously delayed for a 'big boss' of this level.

And equally shocked was Hu Luanshuo.

"How could I guess this when I'm riding a horse!!"

The beads were so angry that they were slapped on the table.

To be so bloody-minded, fortune tellers are so confused.

Bodhisattva, come down here to comment. Can you guess this thing?

Bodhisattva: Don’t be ridiculous. If you have the ability, just ask the Virgin Mary.

"Come on, master, let's continue guessing the next order!" Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"..."

Hu Luanshuo: Bodhisattva, please give me some face, or I will go to the Buddha to sue you...

At the same time, a new hexagram begins.

"Huh? Weird... alive?"

He himself was confused by this prediction.

Delivery of live food, and the weight exceeds 70 kilograms.

What the hell is this.

No, there is a problem with online fortune telling tonight! !

"Little brother! How about we switch to offline PK? The online feng shui is not good today, so the calculation is not accurate."

"Okay, fighting or racing."

"...Can you open your eyes and look at the [Anti-Crime Ambassador] icon on your car!?(╬?д?)?"

"Then master, you choose, and let me know after you've made your choice."

As he said that, Jiang Chen's live broadcast room suddenly turned on the lightning mode without any warning!

Hu Luanshuo and other water friends:? ? ?

"Stop chasing me! I have rabies, let me tell you!!!"

The motorcycle sped out of the hospital.

A dozen dogs ran wildly behind.

After leaving the hospital, another group of dogs waited with wagging tails.

As soon as he saw Jiang Chen, he ran and shouted!

Did this wave of anger provoke the boss of the mixed-race dog here? !

Stray dogs nearby were mobilized one after another, and even the best riders had to stay away.

In this case, all we can do is use strange methods!

Sprinkle a handful of [special small soybeans] on the ground.

The sanitation worker who was getting ready to get off work was stunned. You kid, are you looking for death?

Suddenly, he saw the [Sunshine Professional Expert] badge on Jiang Chen's chest.

Oh, isn’t this one of our own?

No, why are you trying to mess with me, one of my own? !

Before he could react, a group of dogs rushed up to him.

He waggled his tail and ate the soybeans. Only when he was full would he have the strength to avenge his elder brother.

...

——[Good guy! Anchor, you lack virtue. Isn’t this player No. 68? ]

——[Littering is immoral, but it’s good to give a little soybean to the puppy and run away by himself, so what’s the point? ]

——[Upstairs, I saw that you are new here, and you don’t understand the reason. ]

——[Everyone, get out of the way. I will decide your fate. There will be a disaster on the 68th! ]

...

Jiang Chen ran away immediately after scattering the beans.

No. 68 was left standing there, and the dogs gathered around him, but he did not go up to drive away and clean up the soybeans.

I have another idea in mind, how about improving the food tonight.

It’s been 5 days since I started playing [Sunshine Professional Master].

Sunlight? They are all so poor and autistic.

Lean over and show me which fat spot is there.

"boom!!!"

There was a loud noise, and the whole face was shattered, followed by another one after another.

The popularity of live broadcast room No. 68 suddenly made a qualitative leap!

The water friends in Jiang Chen and Hu Luanshuo's live broadcast rooms all provided him with temporary popularity.

at the same time.

The head nurse of the First Hospital looked at the little intern nurse who ordered the Want Want gift package.

After a long silence, he gave a thumbs up:

"Your takeaway is really not easy. I heard that the pet hospitals are very busy tonight..."

Pet hospital doctors: Isn’t this baffling? !

...

At this moment.

Hu Luanshuo, who was at the temple in the suburbs, began to worry.

After doing some calculations, there are no taxis here.

Even though it doesn’t count, it can be seen, but fortune tellers focus on one thing!

With a frown on his face, he saw Jiang Chen who had just stopped talking on his phone and took a breath.

Got it!

Order a takeaway and ask the guy to give me a ride!

It just so happens that this location is right at the edge of where takeout can be.

Place an order!

[Remarks: Please send it to me, brother. As for where to send it, let me get in the car and figure it out! Otherwise, file a complaint! ]

the other side.

Orders!

Jiang Chen, who was bored, found that Hu Luanshuo hadn't set off yet.

It’s been a long time and I still haven’t said where I want to go for offline PK.

Just grab an order casually.

Ding Dong!

Jiang Chen:? ? ?

Hu Luanshuo: (￣y▽￣)~*

Hehehe, you’re right, I, Hu Luanshuo, am alive! !

"I want to ask your family how they are."

With a dark face, Jiang Chen turned the accelerator.