How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

The hospital is not particularly far from Hu Luanshuo's suburban temple.

The takeaway merchants are not far from the hospital.

It's a jewelry store.

The takeout I ordered was a pink lace big butterfly headband.

"??? No, Master, what the hell is your hobby?"

After checking the order, Jiang Chen was stunned.

Can't his customers be normal?

Hu Luanshuo: "I just calculated it using tarot cards. This is the lucky thing and lucky color tonight!"

"..."

I can only say that the master is really well-rounded.

——[Are we finally going to have an offline duel? I will vote for whoever wins, and I will follow whoever loses. ]

——[The pk just now was all trivial, it seems that the outcome will be determined this time. ]

——[One can tell fortunes and the other can do everything. I don’t need to tell you which one you guys will vote for! ]

——[I'll just wait and see what happens, just in case the master makes some cool moves and figures out something awesome. ]

——[Let’s see what flowers these two can produce in the end]

...

soon.

Jiang Chen rode a motorcycle across a bridge.

It is far away from the urban area and the traffic flow has been significantly reduced.

Hu Luanshuo is located in a small temple on the side of the road.

It's quite easy to find.

I saw the master wearing Bagua robe and cassock, with a row of beads hanging around his neck, holding a crystal ball in his left hand, an alms bowl in his right hand, and a cross on his chest.

Jiang Chen was stunned and shouted:

"takeout."

At a glance, he saw Hu Luanshuo standing under the light bulb.

He was motionless.

It seems that if you learn too much, the hair on your head will fall out quickly.

When the light that was not bright was reflected, it became extremely bright!

After a while...

Still motionless...

"takeout!"

silence…

Isn't it the past?

Take out the suona from your waist and come to life! !

This thing was specially given to me by the suona master the last time I had the second uncle’s dinner.

"??? What are you doing, a food delivery guy, with a suona when you go out!!"

Hu Luanshuo was in a panic and hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him.

At the same time, he stuffed everything in his hands into the Bagua robe.

He knew Jiang Chen well.

A few days ago, when the suona sounded, the living could sing the song of death, and the dead could sing the kind that makes them live and die again.

If he blows this, it will definitely be an unlucky day.

"Not dead..."

Disappointedly, he put the suona away and handed over the takeout.

"What do you know? I have to calculate the time to pick up the takeout. Everything is calculated!"

Hu Luanshuo took it.

I opened the package directly and looked at the card issuer carefully.

Well, not bad.

Jiang Chen on the side was thoughtful.

I have learned that if the takeout time is exceeded in the future, I will tell the customer that the time ahead is not good.

Wouldn't it be delivered as soon as the auspicious time arrives?

"Well, it looks good."

At this time, Hu Luanshuo muttered and chose a direction.

Finally, he carefully combed the few hairs on his head and put on the headband solemnly.

The few hairs on his head were held down by hairbands, struggling to dance in the wind.

There is a big pink bow on the reflective head, and there is a sense of mystery brought by lace.

It’s really...

A man relies on his clothes, a horse relies on his saddle, and a bald donkey has gold bricks on his head!

"It looks good, it looks better this way."

Squeeze out a little [Permanent Hair Removal Cream] and apply it on Hu Luanshuo's head.

What are you doing with those few hairs?

"Hey?"

Touch it on the head.

OK, boy!

Hu Luanshuo immediately took out his mobile phone and posted a negative review! complaint!

I see that your life has been going so well lately.

"Today I'm going to show you what it means to have your fate dictated by me."

Hu Luanshuo sneered while operating the phone and raised his head to taunt Jiang Chen.

Hey? Where are people? !

Looking around, there was only the motorcycle going away.

The flying dust hit him in the face.

"Hey! You're not afraid of complaining."

"Director Peng just called, and the players' complaints don't count."

Jiang Chen on the motorcycle waved his hand.

Twist your butt again, slightly! What can you do to me.

"return!"

"I give you a good review!"

“The 100-word essay was well received!”

Hu Luanshuo is really convinced. Manager Peng, how dare you say you are not biased! !

next moment.

The motorcycle is back.

“Good reviews count!”

A beautiful sudden drift successfully threw Hu Luanshuo's face off.

"..."

Silently wiping the dirt from his face, Hu Luanshuo got into the car.

Just wait, kid, I will definitely treat you well!

"Where are you going, Master?"

"Wait."

The honest and trustworthy Hu Luanshuo opened the takeout order, considered every word, and got 100 words of praise!

Then open the phone calendar.

"The God of Wealth...the God of Fortune...go to the southeast first!"

"Okay, listen to you."

Jiang Chen chuckled.

Pass the helmet to the master.

As for the headband, it can only be forced to move forward to the forehead.

"Sit down!"

Since it's pk, how can I tell fortunes just by looking at you?

call out! !

Let’s race within the allowed speed range! !

"Mist grass?! Let me guess how you ended up in the sky. Are you really not speeding?"

"No, I just took a shortcut."

"You can tell, Huangquan Road is almost here, right?"

The speed of the car is not fast.

But this off-roading is really scary.

The southeast direction is directly into the mountain.

Jiang Chen was so cool that he didn't even turn around at all.

The master's bow was shaking on his head, sometimes on his chin and sometimes on his forehead.

Just like your own life, it comes and goes.

In a trance, he seemed to see the King of Hell.

The king of hell also stared at the master curiously.

Why is this thing flashing around in the Palace of Hell? The names on the book of life and death are scratched out and disappeared from time to time.

"Little brother, slow down oooooo! Please!!"

"Row!"

This time, Jiang Chen slowed down very quickly!

Not because of anything else, but because I saw a few messages in the live broadcast room.

——[Ning City Traffic Police Team entered the live broadcast room. ]

——[The Second Brigade of Ning City Traffic Police entered the live broadcast room. ]

——[Ning City Traffic Police No. [-]...]

——…

The traffic policemen were watching, but there was no message because.

Jiang Chen really didn't break any laws, he was just driving on a rugged mountain road.

"You kid really doesn't want your life. I just made a fortune, and you all blamed the King of Hell."

"But it has to be me. I am professional in changing my destiny. Even the King of Hell can't take me away."

"When we go out as fortune tellers, we just have extra insurance..."

"Speaking of this..."

Hu Luanshuo, who was in the back seat, suddenly began to chatter endlessly.

Jiang Chen was annoyed: "Master, where are you going now? If you don't go, I will continue to take orders."

"hiss…"

Hu Luanshuo also realized the passage of time.

If I continue to tell fortunes half-heartedly, I might lose the PK tonight.

Do the math.

"How about going to the funeral parlor! I'll definitely do the calculations there!!"

"???"

Jiang Chen's mouth twitched fiercely.

I’ve never seen someone so good at choosing a venue.

"Take the order." Hu Luanshuo continued.

"what?"

"Open the software and grab the order."

He didn't know when he took out the Tarot cards, and Hu Luanshuo spoke firmly.

At the same time, he used both hands to place the tarot cards on Jiang Chen's back, mumbling.

Jiang Chen was dubious.

Start grabbing orders.

[Income from this order: 10.7 yuan]

[Pickup location: Youhao Convenience Store (No. 18 Ruidong Road)]

[Pickup distance: 2km]

[Delivery location: Ningshi Funeral Home (No. 14 Dari South Road)]

[Delivery distance: 1.9km]

[Note: The guy who takes the order, please be careful. If you see an old woman near the funeral home, don’t talk to her! ! 】

Jiang Chen: ...

Youyou turned to look at the back seat: "Have you figured out the notes on this list?"

"Forehead…"

Hu Luanshuo was stunned for a while when he saw the note.

Then he raised his voice specially: "What are you afraid of! I'm the master of catching ghosts! Go there to fight at home, and I will figure it out for you today!"

"Ha..." Jiang Chen felt a chill go down his spine when he saw the note and sneered: "Then guess whether you will suffer a bloody disaster today."

"Huh??? Yes???"

"you guessed right."

Boom! !

Tighten the accelerator instantly! With perfect emergency braking.

The figure flew through the air, perfectly inserted upside down.

On the soft earth, the master has his feet in the air.

My head has been successfully drilled into the ground

……