Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

[Rule 1: The bar is open from 11pm to 4am the next morning, and is not open to the public at other times. 】

The music went through two rounds, from love to happiness, and then to sadness. Xu Ye glanced at the time on his phone. It was three fifty-eight, and it matched the watch on his wrist.

The bartender in front of the bar was wiping the glass. Xu Ye said hello to him. The bartender looked up and showed a big smile: "See you tomorrow, my dear man."

Xu Yaka's point was just right. The moment he stepped out of the bar, it was four o'clock in the morning, and there was a touch of fish belly white in the sky. It was already close to morning time.

The dark alley last night revealed its true face.

The alley was thin and long, with uneven dirt roads underfoot. Xu Ye walked forward at an even speed and walked for a full five minutes before he came out of it.

The moment he walked out of the alley, his vision became much wider.

The majestic concrete road is surrounded by two skyscrapers with dozens of floors on both sides, blocking all the light in the alley in the middle, making it look extremely dark inside.

Barrage: "No wonder it's called Alley Bar, it's quite appropriate."

"Hidden so deep, no ordinary person can find it."

Dragon Kingdom, strange story.

In addition to people like Liang Xing who have entered the dungeon, there are also judges, criminal investigation captains, scientists and talents from all walks of life gathered here.

An old man with a long beard and dressed as a Taoist priest came to the screen: "I think this place is not good, Taoist."

Lin Guobiao: "Oh? What does the Taoist priest have to say?"

The Taoist priest touched his beard: "According to Pindao's knowledge, this double-sided shielding point hidden in the deepest part is called the 'Back Yin Point'. It is extremely inappropriate whether doing business or living here, as it can easily breed ghosts and evil spirits."

"We see that some dilapidated houses in ancient times gradually became abandoned because of this. It has the same meaning as the saying that they nourish ghosts but not people."

A group of people nodded after listening to the Taoist priest's words, but no one thought it was abnormal.

"This place has strange rules. It is originally a place where evil spirits are rampant. Maybe from other people's point of view, this kind of place is a geomantic treasure."

……

Xu Ye opened the navigation on his mobile phone. There was a frequently visited address in it, which should be the location of "home".

Following the navigation, he soon came to a unit building not far from the bar. Xu Ye turned off the navigation and deleted the itinerary records on it.

It was an ordinary two-bedroom apartment with slippers at the door. Xu Ye arranged the shoes on his feet according to the placement of several pairs of shoes next to them, and changed into a pair of slippers before going in.

On the coffee table in the living room, there is a rule:

[You are a high school student and have just turned eighteen this year. Starting yesterday, you officially started your winter vacation.

Eighteen years old is such a rebellious age. As a young adult, you feel uncomfortable if you don't drink for a day.

Here are the rules to follow in this home:]

[Rule 1: Mom’s working hours are from 10pm to 8am the next morning, excluding days off. 】

[Rule 2: In front of your mother, you play the role of a good student and complete at least twenty pages of winter vacation homework every day, ten sets of senior year simulation papers, five unit test questions and a diary entry. 】

[Rule 3: Mom is proud of you. 】

[Rule 4: Only the mother’s children have the right to go home. 】

[Rule 5: Never enter your mother’s room without her company. 】

After Xu Ye read the five rules, his first reaction was that they felt weird, especially the third and fourth rules.

Mom is proud of me.

Does it mean that if I fail to make my mother proud, or if I do something that disappoints my mother one day, will I no longer be her child?

This is not normal at all.

The dog does not think the family is poor, the son does not think the mother is ugly. In the same way, no matter how bad the child is, a real mother will only complain and criticize, but will never directly deny the child.

According to what the rules say, it seems that a mother's love for her child has become conditional.

Xu Ye only analyzed it from an objective perspective. He had never met his own parents, so he didn't know what other people's families were like.

Barrage: "Damn it, what the hell is Rule 2? Is this a lot of homework that a human can do?"

"The original owner has great energy. He does homework during the day and goes to the bar at night, so he doesn't need to rest."

Putting the rules paper in his pocket, he came to his house. There were piles of homework books on the table. Xu Ye picked up one at random and flipped through it, with a strange expression on his face.

He put his homework back and climbed into the single bed to sleep.

Nothing can prevent him from resting.

……

In Beer Country, Hans came to the desk.

He was very pleased that he had just had one day off during the winter vacation and had completed all the homework specified in the rules. He nodded with satisfaction and prepared to go to bed.

Before leaving, I accidentally took another look at the book on the table and froze in place.

I saw that in the homework book, behind each question, there were a lot of answers written, and the number of words almost overflowed the space for answering the questions.

Fill-in-the-blank questions and multiple-choice questions are also full.

But none of them were written correctly, they were all written blindly.

For example, there was a math question, and someone asked him how to find the angle, and he filled it with chemical equations.

Hans: "..."

I had no choice but to sit back at my desk and start making corrections one by one.

Fortunately, I used to write with pencils and just wipe them with an eraser, saving me the trouble of making corrections.

At eight o'clock in the morning, my mother opened the door and saw Hans who was doing his homework. She put a glass of milk on the table and glanced at the homework book: "You wrote well, come on."

Hans was relieved when he was praised by his mother. He suddenly felt that the hard work just now was worth it and was not in vain.

Look, how kind her mother is to herself.

It would have been very sad if she had just seen that she had done all the questions wrong. When you are angry, you may not recognize yourself as mentioned in Rule 4.

……

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye just opened his eyes and saw a middle-aged woman standing next to the bed, staring down at him.

He asked tentatively: "Mom?"

"You still know how to get up, and you don't even look at what time it is. The sun is already basking on your butt." The woman said dissatisfied.

Barrage: "Oh my god, Mr. Xu Ye, you finally woke up. You don't even know that this woman has been standing next to your bed since she came back."

"For three full hours, she stared at you for three hours and never moved."

"It's so scary. Is this really a relative? I'm staring at my enemy, but I don't have that much perseverance."

In the room, Xu Ye yawned, got up from the bed slowly, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth.

"You still have the nerve to wash yourself up. Don't think that just because you were in the top three in the class last semester, you can brag in front of me?"

"People in ancient times danced when they heard the chickens. How many chickens are there now?" The woman followed Xu Ye and stood at the door of the bathroom chattering.

When Xu Ye came out of the bathroom, the woman had a mobile phone in her hand, which he had put on the bedside: "Tell me, where were you last night?"

The audience's hearts almost jumped out of their chests when they saw this: "It's over. With this tone, my mother must have known that Xu Ye went to the bar last night and came here to investigate."

"It doesn't make sense. Mom is not at home at night. How could you tell?"

"Did the navigation records not be deleted?"

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