Siheyuan: Fatty’s Counterattack

The back of Qin Huairu's hand still slipped through the fat man's fingers. It was as tender as white jade tofu. If it was held by such a pair of hands... hiss!

Life is life and stories are stories. In the story, if you want to live in this courtyard, you have to make a fool of yourself first. But in life, it’s not impossible!

Silly Zhu first took Fatty to see Yu Yu's house.

Needless to say, this house is really nice, and it is more spacious than the house that Fatty rented from farmers in 2005.

In the TV series, when Xiaodang and Huaihua lived here, it was repainted once, but now the walls are still new, so even this step is omitted. You can check in directly with your bags.

Seeing the satisfied look on his face, Shazhu was also quite proud: "Xiao Zei, you have a good vision. You can't find a better house than this in the whole yard."

The fat man also pretended to flatter you: "Thanks to Master, don't worry, I will treat you well in the future."

Silly Zhu's opinion of Fatty can't be said to be good or bad. Just like MCA, we have to observe.

In the evening, Fatty recognized the rest of the Jia family, who were known as the "siheyuan shitmakers".

The fat-headed and big-eared spiritualist Jia Zhang; the deer-headed and rat-eyed thief Saint Rodgen; the doormat Xiao Dang; and the young Sophora japonica who is curious about everything.

Qin Huairu folded a stir-fry and a stew that Shazhu brought back specially, and added cabbage to make a stew. She also took out 3 steamed buns and a few steamed buns, and went to Shazhu's house to catch them. Give him some peanuts to drink with.

The fat man saw all her operations and thought to himself that it must be you.

3 steamed buns, one each for Jia Zhang, Bang Gen, and Qin Huairu. He even asked the fat man if he was eating without being polite; Xiao Dang glanced at him enviously, then quickly lowered his head, nibbling on the dough head and drinking the porridge in the bowl.

The fat man saw all this and put all his family's shortcomings into the bowl.

Jia Zhang is also a master in the atmosphere group. Especially the cooperation with his daughter-in-law Qin Huairu is like a competition between professional players.

It may seem that you are asking the fat man enthusiastically, such as "How old are you this year?"; "You are not too young now at 19, have you found a partner?"; "How many people are there in the family, do you go to work or go to school?", but in fact they are actually Inquiring into the fat man's reality.

When I heard that the fat man's family of six relied on the eldest sister's and his salary to survive, the enthusiasm obviously faded away a lot.

The fat man was so happy that he wished you would alienate me! Can a good person like a leech? Still the most powerful tyrant leech!

Qin Huairu, on the other hand, was very smart. While he was plucking the delicious food into the stick bowl, he could also pick a peanut for Silly Zhu from time to time and add some wine to his and Fatty's glasses.

Occasionally, she would give Silly Zhu an ambiguous look flirtatiously. Jia Zhang smiled and ate the white-flour steamed buns with just the meat. She was not like the person in the TV series who would call Qin Huairu coldly whenever she approached Silly Zhu. Come back - this is all for outsiders to see. As a mother-in-law, she must maintain the character of her daughter-in-law. When necessary, she would rather be the villain than let Qin Huairu earn a wave of sympathy. , this is a master, this is a master!

As for the fat man, he is his apprentice. These days, the apprentice is one of our own, and the fat man in the other world is the kid from the big factory. When he first started working, his parents told him: "At home, your parents are the closest to you, caring and caring for you; at school, your teachers are the closest to you, teaching you knowledge; in the factory, your master is the closest to you, teaching you how to eat." "The three closest friends show the master-disciple relationship in big factories in this era.

When I got home, as expected, I was interrogated by three courts.

Sister: "Where did you go?"

Second sister: "I don't care what time it is. Have you eaten yet?"

Third sister: "Your wings are hard, aren't they?"

Chen Gangqiang and Zhou Haiqin looked on with cold eyes. The fat man broke free from Chen Fang's hand and glanced sideways at him: "Haha, let go of my wings."

"..."

Looking at the three sisters who were laughing together, and Zhou Haiqin who was constantly slapping his father, the fat man did not expect that the cold joke from another world had surprisingly good effects.

After laughing, the fat man explained to his family: "I went to look for a house. It was in Nanluogu Lane. It used to be the house of my master's sister. She was getting married soon, so the house became vacant."

The room that had been filled with laughter and laughter before was instantly silent.

"Chi la" made the sound of a match, and Chen Gangqiang only smoked when he was in doubt.

Chen Fang covered her mouth and ran out. Zhou Haiqin slapped the fat man on the back: "Why don't you go take a look!"

When the fat man chased him out, Chen Fang was sitting on the handrail of the stairs.

Fatty's family lived in the famous Tongzi Building, which had three floors. It was named because the long corridor was ventilated at both ends and was shaped like a tube.

The handrails of the stairs are very wide, with long bluestones as handrails. The handrails of the Tongzilou are never dusty. Children use them as slides and rub them with their pants several times a day. This provoked the old mother to chase him with a broomstick.

Chen Fang had already cried, and her eyes were red, like an uneasy rabbit.

The fat man came over and gently pulled her arm: "Third Sister~"

Chen Fang turned away: "I know you hate me and think I have occupied your house for a long time! Then I'll leave, I'll leave tomorrow!"

The third sister is like this, but she has a mouth...

The fat man pulled her down: "Third sister, please believe that it's not because of you that I want to move out. It's also close to the factory. I can sleep half an hour more in the morning in the future. I don't have to spend as much time every day as I do now." Rush out before dawn."

Chen Fang stepped down for herself: "Really?"

The fat man nodded solemnly, and then coaxed her back into the house.

The next day came Saturday.

Our country did not officially implement double holidays until 1995. Before that, it was all single holidays.

The fat man was still a little unaccustomed to it and almost got up late in the morning.

After arriving at the unit, after cleaning up, Fatty was called to the front by his aunt to sell steamed buns.

This job is simple, a steamed bun costs 2 taels, and a steamed bun costs 1 tael. Just charge the ticket directly.

The fat man took a deep breath with great nostalgia, and the slightest hint of "alkaline fragrance" penetrated his nose.

In this era, steamed steamed buns still used the traditional method of making noodles, which was to use a small lump of noodles left over from the last steamed buns as "noodle seeds", which is commonly known as old noodles.

Use it to make dough the night before and steam the buns the next day. The steamed buns steamed in this way have a very special aroma because of the use of edible soda ash.

This practice continued until the 90s. The emergence of yeast powder completely replaced this past method of making dough, and future steamed buns also lost this unique flavor.