I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Mu Zhining lifted Yi Man's limp body, her voice hinting at discomfort: "Manman, don't be like this. You said before that you would never contact me again. You can't keep your word!"

As soon as the audience heard this sentence, their ears immediately pricked up, and some netizens browsing in the ocean of knowledge came to smell it!

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[Upstairs, if you are looking for marriage, please go to If You Are the One next door! 】

Yi Man applied it again like a dog-skin plaster, and said softly: "Ning Ning, I was wrong, please forgive me, I will never listen to what others say again!"

“Then let’s add it back to WeChat and I’ll pin it to you!”

Mu Zhining's eyes lit up when she heard Zhiding. Looking at Yiman who blinked at her, Mu Zhining didn't intend to forgive her so easily.

Who said Yiman had become estranged from Su Qingqing just because of a few words from her, and even deleted all her contact information! I believe that outsiders don’t believe in good friends.

Mu Zhining pushed her away cruelly and said expressionlessly: "No, it's impossible between us!"

After saying that, he ignored Yiman and looked elsewhere!

Yiman complained bitterly to the original owner in her heart. She hurt such a good friend so cruelly, but then she turned around and believed in that poisonous little white flower. Until the moment of her death, she thought that the little white flower regarded her as a friend!

The original owner is the kind of person whose life beats her repeatedly, and her flesh becomes strong and elastic!

In the end, Yiman stopped rubbing her butt against her cold face and sat back to her original position.

Mu Zhining became even more angry after seeing this.

Wouldn't the dead woman just give her a few words? What if she would really forgive her?

Damn woman, put her in your pocket one second, kick her into the ditch the next!

At this time, Duan Xunliao helped Su Qingqing and walked in with difficulty. All eyes in the hall were focused on the two of them. Both of them were dirty, their hair was covered with mud, and they were covered in lumps. . Duan Xunliao's polished leather shoes disappeared, leaving only a pair of ripped socks. Su Qingqing's hairpin had long since disappeared, and her unpinned bangs drooped on her forehead. She looked very much like Sadako risking her life. The red on her body The dress was covered in black and smelly solid matter, and the white high heels on her feet were missing, leaving only her bare feet exposed!

Everyone watched for a while, and then An Xiaozhi teased: "Teacher Xunliao, Sister Qingqing, are you two okay?"

With tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, Su Qingqing replied with a blushing face: "Xiao Zhi, I'm fine... I didn't expect such consequences before doing the task!"

Duan Xunliao was furious at the moment. He looked at Yiman who was scrolling through his cell phone, gritted his teeth and said, "If it weren't for Yiman's crow mouth, Qingqing wouldn't have been bullied!"

Su Qingqing wiped her tears stubbornly, her voice was three-quarters trembling, four-quarters sad, and five-quarters soft: "Xunliao, Yiman didn't mean it. She may have said the wrong thing. It's okay. Since it has happened, Just let it pass!"

"I don't care about Yiman cursing me..."

Yiman put down her phone, turned her gaze to Su Qingqing, who looked innocent and innocent, and joked: "Qingqing, your blush is a bit light, do you want me to touch it up with my slap?"

"Yi Man, I...I didn't mean it like that. I really don't blame you, really!"

Su Qingqing said in a trembling voice while lying on Duan Xunliao's shoulder.

Duan Xunliao was furious: "Yiman, that's enough. You are too shameless. Qingqing is obviously very sad, but you are still angry with her!"

Yiman: "No, just because you don't have any!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Qi Wei said casually: "Su Qingqing, when you drink green tea, you have to open the lid. Do you have to twist the Tianling lid?"

"Duan Xunliao, there is a role of being a dog licker. You go to the audition and it will pass in one second."

Duan Xunliao clenched his hands and dared not speak in anger.

But Su Qingqing, who had been playing a lot of dramas, turned pale when she heard what Qi Wei said. She said with a crying voice: "Qi Wei, I really don't blame Yi Man. Although she said that I would be bullied, but I don’t care anymore, really!”

Su Qingqing's fans felt extremely distressed when they saw Su Qingqing crying, and even Yiman and Qiwei scolded her.

[Is this the kind of thing the Three Golden Movie Winners are? Vomited! 】

[Qingqing was already suffering from a psychological shadow after being fucked by a cow. Now that the actor Qiwei scolded him like this, Qingqing couldn't think of what to do? 】

[Thanks to my Qingqing for admiring you, I really vomited, this humble man! 】

[Yi Man said he wanted to slap Qing Qing because he wanted to slap Qing Qing. This vicious woman is so disgusting! 】

[Stop scolding me. Wei fans will scold you to death later, and you won’t have anywhere to cry! 】

Sure enough, as soon as this barrage was posted, Qi Wei's fans rubbed Su Qingqing's fans to the ground!

[Did Su Qingqing’s idiot fans hide when humans evolved? 】

[Foolish fans, if you are sick, go see a veterinarian. The water reclaimed by Jingwei is not as much as what you think! 】

[There are so many weapons on the weapon catalog that are idiot fans who don’t practice, so they have to practice cheaply! 】

[I was bitten by a dog when I was a child, so I was a little scared when I saw Su Qingqing’s crazy fan! 】

[Don’t let people tell the truth anymore? Your Qingqing is dead green tea, green tea, green tea, slightly, come on, come and bite me! 】

Fans of Yiman saw that Qiwei's fans were starting to fight, and felt that they couldn't lose, so they started fighting directly.

[Ouch, which sewer was not covered properly, and Su Qingqing’s idiot fan crawled out again! 】

[My little mouth is so sweet. How many bottles of Kaisero have you drank? 】

[The smelly loach dips into some water, does it really treat itself as seafood? 】

……

The Wei fans and Man fans scolded the previously arrogant Su Qingqing fans so much that they didn't even dare to let go!

Duan Xunliao's fans saw the misery of Su Qingqing's fans and pretended to be dead, regardless of the life or death of the real owner.

Some fans even lost their followers!

Fans from three companies were arguing and causing a certain blog's server to crash. A certain blog's programmer pulled out his hair while repairing it. In the end, it was the programmer who lost his hair!

As soon as the repair was completed, Wei fans and Man fans went directly to Su Qingqing's studio and account to make weird comments. Su Qingqing's studio deleted the comments and sent a lawyer's letter at the same time. Unexpectedly, Wei fans and Man fans became even more excited because of this move. Not only did they fight under Su Qingqing’s studio, but they also posted barrages in their live broadcast room!

Soon, the live broadcast room collapsed.

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After Gu Chenfeng in the directing room urged the technicians to repair the collapsed live broadcast, he rushed out of the hall without stopping.

Gu Chenfeng laughed as soon as he came and said, "Are we all colleagues? It's better to be nice! After all, there are still several episodes to be recorded!"

Yiman said casually: "Put down your personal qualities? Enjoy a wicked life!"

"I still say the same thing, you don't have to be too normal to be a human being!"

Gu Chenfeng stood there and spoke for a moment. He turned his eyes to Qi Wei and asked him for help.

Qi Wei's lips curled up, and Gu Chenfeng's heart skipped a beat when he saw this.

"The people I scolded all deserved to die. I only scolded them. I was really too kind!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

Mu Zhining somehow managed to say: "Life is boring, green tea cosplays with humans!"

[Life is boring, green tea is harmful to mankind! 】

[Life is boring, green tea smells like shit! 】

Sand sculpture value +10

……

Gu Chenfeng: "?"

Sister, it’s already busy enough, please stop joining in the fun!

Gu Chenfeng squeezed out each word through his teeth: "Can you guys have a little bit of quality? A little bit is fine. We are all colleagues. There is no need to be so tense!"

Yiman sighed, looked at Gu Chenfeng, and said in a serious tone: "Although I seem to be of low quality, that's the fact!"

Qi Wei also answered: "Can quality be eaten? If not, why do we still have it?"

Mu Zhining: "Quality is not found in a person with no quality like me!"

【What? Are you talking about quality with Sister Man? Isn't this funny? 】

[I feel like Director Gu is very partial, just because Su Qingqing is a little girl born in the 1990s? Director Gu, you’d better go to bed tonight and stand guard with one eye and one eye on sentry duty (smile)]

[There is no need to be too qualified for people who are not qualified! 】

Sand sculpture value +10

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

There is no such thing as a free lunch, but there are free irritating humans.

Finally, under Gu Chenfeng's strong persuasion, everyone returned to normal!

When Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao saw that everyone had opinions about them, they remained silent and went back upstairs to clean up the mud.

An hour later, the eight guests gathered together in harmony again.

Gu Chenfeng held the microphone and said: "Today's task was completed first by the team of Qi Wei and Yi Man! The second place was by the team of Mu Zhining and An Xiao, and the third place was by the team of Wu Chuyi and Chen Muchi. The last one is Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao!"

"The first place can have a luxurious seafood dinner tonight, the second place can have home-cooked food, the third place can have instant noodles, and the last place can get steamed buns and water!"

"Next, I'll announce tonight's mission!"

"There are small cards here, and they are also drawn by lots. Whichever crops are drawn will be brought to the live broadcast room tonight. Whoever brings the highest amount of goods can get a day off, and whoever has the least can help the farmer's uncle wash the cowshed for a month!"

"Start pumping!"

All eight members drew lots. Qi Wei drew red dates, An Xiaozhi drew apples, Wu Chuyi drew wheat flour, and Su Qingqing drew corn!

Gu Chenfeng said enthusiastically: "I wish everyone a happy live broadcast!"

Finally, after the guests finished their dinner, the guests each got their own products and went back to the room to live stream the goods.

Yi Man followed Qi Wei to his room. She turned on the computer, clicked on the live broadcast room, and started the live broadcast.

In less than a minute, netizens rushed into the live broadcast room.

"Good morning, good noon, and good evening everyone. Welcome to Yiman and Qiwei's live broadcast room! There are red dates in the window. If you want to replenish your blood, just place an order and consume rationally! If you don't need it, just chat with me. I still That said, there is no need to force yourself too hard!"

When Qi Wei heard Yi Man say these words, he laughed softly. The laughter made Yi Man turn to look at him and asked in confusion: "Little brother, what are you doing? Are you smiling like that?" Aren’t you thinking of other little wild cats again?”

Qi Wei's eyes rippled, and Yi Man's shadow was reflected in his eyes. His voice was soft and pleasant: "Little wild cat, are you?"

Yiman's conditioned reflex: "Meow?"

Netizen: "..."

You are playing a very trendy game!