I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yiman smiled so brightly that she yelled several times but got no response. Finally, she pulled out a big speaker from her pocket and shouted into Yiman's ears: "Host, please take back your big white teeth, they are almost frozen!"

Yiman clutched her stomach and fell on the sofa. Tears of laughter came out. She also said: "I won't pay for my life if I laugh to death, right? Hahaha! It's also an honor to laugh!"

"Because I'm the one who gets laughed to death!"

quack:"……"

Qi Wei walked downstairs and went to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee. He came to Yi Man and said, "Are you laughing like crazy? Do you want me to register you in a mental hospital?"

Yiman sat up, wiped away her tears, and said hahaha: "You are quite a nice person!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Qi Wei sighed and sat down on the sofa opposite, drinking coffee while watching Yi Man laugh.

Finally, Yi Man smiled tiredly and stopped, and Qi Wei felt for the first time how precious a peaceful life is!

Yiman spoke to Gaga telepathically: "Just now, what did you want to say?"

Gaga curled her lips and said displeasedly: "Host, keep laughing. If you don't die from laughing, there is a thorn in my heart that I can't get through!"

Yi Man said solemnly: "Say, my ears will be open for you!"

Ga Ga chuckled and said: "Don't wait until then. I'm talking about heaven, but you think it's earth! I'm saying, Jun Wen's return date has not been scheduled yet, so don't worry about him!"

Yiman: "..."

That's exactly what she would say.

"Host, your mission has been reached. Su Qingqing will make rumors about you in the live broadcast room. Please stop it and you can get 2000 sand sculpture points!" Gaga said.

She slumped on the sofa, her eyes dull, and her words were weak: "Gaga, there is no way out of doubt, and there are rumors again!"

quack:"……"

“Tall buildings rise from the ground up, and you still have to pick up trash when you go out!”

quack:"……"

Host, don't do this, I'm afraid!

Yiman collapsed on the sofa like a salted fish and said indifferently: "Gah, after all, you are still enslaving me by wearing a book this time!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

Gaga panicked and hurriedly comforted her, her tone a little helpless: "Host, just accept your fate."

Yiman was lying on the sofa, his lifeless eyes just met Qiwei's. Yiman saw him leisurely drinking coffee and looking at her, but she could only worry about the hard days in the future. She was more resentful than anyone else. soaring.

Qi Wei said casually: "What's wrong? Xianyu wants to stand up?"

Yi Man rolled her eyes at him: "What are you looking at? Are you a little annoyed that you haven't seen beautiful women?"

Qi Wei: "?"

Did you eat the gunpowder tube and hold on?

Seeing Yiman acting like this, the barrage mistakenly thought that she was angry with the comments posted by Su Qingqing's fans, so they all commented frantically on the barrage to comfort her.

[Sister Man, don’t be angry, Su Qingqing’s group of little wild dogs have been tied up by us, they will not come out to bite anyone again! 】

[Sister Man, but the flying general of Longcheng is here, e on baby don't be sad]

[Sister Man, I’ve asked around. Su Qingqing likes autumn and gets cold sooner or later! 】

[Sister Manman’s every answer must have its consequences, and the next retribution is Su Qingqing! 】

[Is Yiman trying to be a big name? Even Qi Wei dared to roll his eyes! 】

……

After Yiman emoped for a while, she felt that although life was hard, she still had to live on, and every day she could survive was one day at a time!

She asked again: "How much is the sand sculpture worth, so that I can give up!"

Gaga: "Don't tell the host your sand sculpture value, otherwise it will destroy the host's confidence! As long as the host's sand sculpture value is enough, the system will take the initiative to level you up! Don't worry, I will notify you and won't hack you,"

"As long as the host remembers and completes the task of saving the original owner's family, the host can return to the real world and become a rich woman! I believe that the host is already very familiar with the world in this book and the relationship between the characters, so little The task is a piece of cake for the host!”

Yiman: "?"

No, she skipped through this novel and had no impression of many characters!

Yiman looked at Qiwei. His blank description in the novel was paler than hers!

Yiman accepted his fate and asked: "What if my sand sculpture doesn't produce sand sculpture value?"

"Then the host can only work harder. The best way is to have a huge fan base, then your fake value will naturally be there!"

When Yi Man heard this, he quickly opened a certain blog to see the number of his fans, and when he saw 12.

Yiman: "?"

Increased by 20,000? Could it be that half of it is black powder?

Alas, there is a long way to go to earn value!

After Gaga said this and scared his host out of his mind, he left with satisfaction.

Hey hey hey, that’s so fun.

The second ones to complete the task were Mu Zhining and An Xiaozhi. They were both exhausted. When they returned to the hall, they slumped on the sofa, not wanting to move.

Mu Zhining turned her head and saw Yiman in a daze opposite her. She sat up and asked, "Yiman, why is your face so pale?"

Yiman stared at the ceiling and murmured to herself: "Don't mention it, I want to die, and the next one will be better!"

An Xiaozhi collapsed on the sofa and joked: "It's possible to be reborn as an animal!"

Yiman: "It's better to be a beast than a human being. I don't want to live another day in this life!"

An Xiaozhi and Mu Zhining looked at each other and then shut up.

No one spoke for a while.

The third ones to complete the task were Wu Chuyi and Chen Muchi, but Chen Muchi was helped in by Wu Chuyi with his legs crossed! The two of them were also accompanied by the smell of the pig pen.

Yi Man, who was emo, took a sniff and immediately covered his nose and said: "Who goes to the toilet and carries it out? This is so immoral!"

Chen Muchi, who had just sat down, had a look of embarrassment on his face, and then pretended as if nothing had happened.

Yiman sniffed hard again and found that the smell was coming from Chen Muchi. Yiman touched her nose and said, "Chen Muchi, Wu Chuyi, you two were fucked by a pig?"

Chen Muchi opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but it seemed he shouldn't say it, so he chose to shut up!

He never expected that the big idiot Wu Chu nodded and said with certainty: "Teacher Yiman, it wasn't me who was fucked by a pig, it was Mu Chi who was fucked by a pig, and he was fucked so far!"

"I asked if I should go to the hospital, but he said no, he said he would be fine if he went back to the B&B and took a shower!"

"I'm sorry everyone, we stink to you!"

Chen Muchi was petrified when he heard these words. Then he glared at Wu Chuyi fiercely, his eyes seeming to say, you are the only one who is nosy!

[Does the first year of junior high school only grow taller? Why don't you have a few more heads? 】

[Idiot beauty? 】

[Chen Muchi: Listen to me and thank you, because you warm the four seasons! 】

[In the front, Su Qingqing was fucked by a cow, and in the back, Chen Muchi was fucked by a pig. Not much to say, they both look good! 】

[They are a perfect match, a perfect match, a perfect match! 】

Yiman heard what he said, and then looked at his idiotic appearance, and he had the habit of embarrassment. Although she was the most annoying in this book, this little girl's brain didn't seem to be very bright. She I immediately gave up.

She scratched her head, looked at their eyes flashing and said, "It's okay, I don't mind. You can help him take a bath, otherwise I'm really afraid that he will have a pig baby!"

Everyone: "?"

Yiman added: "I said it casually, you should just listen and play!"

Qi Wei looked at them lazily and said in a cold tone: "Come down after you take a shower. If you stay in the hall for one more second, I'm afraid I'll go crazy and kill people!"

Wu Chuyi immediately helped Chen Muchi and walked upstairs, thanking them repeatedly before leaving.

[Did you notice that Wu Chu was so kind to Chen Muchi? 】

[You didn’t see Chen Muchi’s expression just now. He wanted to eat Wu Chuyi! 】

[Which kind to eat? (Small face is yellow)]

[Are there no other colors besides yellow waste in the minds of current netizens? (Hands together)】

……

After the two people left, Yi Man moved her buttocks to Mu Zhining's side, sat down, hugged Mu Zhining and said with a smile: "Coma, why is there a work by Nuwa sitting next to me?"

Yi Man also rubbed Mu Zhiming's shoulder as if she was enjoying it: "Beauty, Tie Tie~"

Mu Zhining: "?"

She was there and what happened? Why did Yiman fall into her arms in the blink of an eye?