I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Qi Wei was stunned for a while, his shoulders shrugged slightly, and the pleasant and magnetic laughter spread throughout the live broadcast room. This laughter made the fans crazy!

[A handsome guy is a handsome guy, and his voice is so nice! (Slobber)】

[Keep the windows closed when you sleep at night. This toad will not take the usual path! 】

[Why don’t you put a watermark? This makes the video easy to be stolen. Put your WeChat ID under the live broadcast to be safer]

……

Uneasiness flashed across Yiman's face, and her eyes turned to the computer screen. Her voice contained embarrassment: "I... this is a reflex. I will speak loudly and lowly whenever I see non-human beings. Don't think too much about it!"

Qi Wei moved a chair to sit next to Yi Man, and said with a smile in his tone: "Then when you see a wild cat, you usually follow it up and down to make a catty nest?"

"You kid, stop being so mean to me! This is the end of the topic. Live broadcast seriously!"

After saying that, Yiman moved the chair further away.

Qi Wei: "?"

He won't eat her, so why guard against him?

[Wow, the princess and her security guard! 】

[I will no longer believe in love, but I will believe in the love of others! 】

[If I don’t go crazy, why would I go crazy? Do you think I have eaten good food like you? Do you all know how comfortable it is to lie down on sugar? I have been picking up garbage since I was a child. Now that I see everyone is addicted to sugar, I am also envious, so I can only go crazy to prove that I am also addicted to CP. Do you have any objections to my continuous XXXX madness? You might as well kill me! 】

……

Yiman saw the comments posted by netizens and corrected them a few times.

"I'm going crazy when I'm doing cp? It just so happens that I'm also going crazy when I'm doing cp!"

"A talented man and a beautiful woman? No, no, no, it's a swan and a toad!"

"When did you secretly talk about it without telling us? No, we are just a non-species friendship!"

Qi Wei: "..."

There is no need to clarify every sentence. From a security guard to a toad, thank you for giving me no hope of love!

Netizens in the live broadcast room were listening to Yiman's nonsense while placing orders for red dates, and were still confused after buying them.

[My heart is dead, but my mouth is not. I can still eat (red dates), which is terrible! 】

[The secret to staying young: Eat red dates by the pound! 】

[I love losing weight so much. I’m so hungry that I can’t lose a few kilograms, but even a kilogram of red dates makes me come back. I’m so fascinated! 】

……

Qiwei seldom spoke during the live broadcast. Yi Mao kept talking with his small mouth. From time to time, he would pick up a document and turn the pages. From time to time, he would answer a phone call. In the live broadcast room, the two of them were having fun. !

At this moment, fans of Yiman ran over from Su Qingqing's live broadcast room to report.

[Sister Man, Su Green Tea made a scandal about you in the live broadcast room! 】

[Sister Man, Su Baihua is doing a miserable job in the live broadcast room. Sister Man, you are bullying her and ostracizing her by spreading rumors! 】

[Sister Man, quickly connect with her and kill this bitch! 】

……

When Yiman saw this, she knew that Su Qingqing was acting like a monster again. How could she endure being a thief?

Fuck this bitch to death!

Unexpectedly, before she sent the connection, Su Qingqing came to her door.

After Yiman agreed to connect, she quietly waited for her to become a demon.

Su Qingqing in the video seemed to have cried, her eyes were red, and she looked like she had just been bullied.

Su Qingqing's eyes were full of mist. She couldn't help but sniff, her eyes were lowered, and she perfectly acted the way the little white flowers were about to wither!

"Manman, I'm sorry for what happened today. I shouldn't have said you were unpopular and had a bad mouth! I'm sorry, it was my fault!"

Yiman: "?"

What kind of poison is being sold in her belly?

Su Qingqing bit her red lips, lowered her eyes and said, "Manman, you will forgive me, right? I will never speak ill of you again, please forgive me!"

After listening to what she said, Yi Man's expression was dark and unclear, and then she thought of something and laughed out loud.

When Su Qingqing saw this, her innocent little face suddenly froze.

"You are not wrong in the first place. What do you want me to forgive you for? Although what you said about me bullying you, ostracizing you, and being mean to you is true! But you don't have to come out to find fault!"

"You go around doing misfortune all day long. You are not tired. I am tired when I hear you do misfortune. Sometimes I really don't understand. You do misfortune to bring trouble for yourself and for your brainless fans. You will be tortured later." It’s your brainless fan who’s going to kill you!”

When Su Qingqing faced Yi Man's sharp words, her eyes trembled, her face was filled with fear, and she bit her delicate red lips and shed tears.

[Yiman, stop bullying Qingqing! Yiman, go to hell! 】

[Yi Man, besides disgusting, bullying, and ostracizing people, what else do you do all day long? 】

[Yo yo yo, did Sister Man tell the truth and let you break your guard? 】

[Your Green Tea sister will die sooner or later. What’s wrong with letting Sister Man die! 】

Su Qingqing: "Manman, I'm not looking for trouble. When you were on the set, you were ostracized for being a big star. I helped you, but now you are ostracizing me. This is what I deserve!"

Yiman smiled contemptuously: "Looking at the logic of your words, the rectum leads to the brain, right?"

"Or are you just a burping bitch who has eaten too much shit?"

Su Qingqing choked.

"Pfft!"

The magnetic and melodious laughter rang out again.

Yi Man turned around and gave Qi Wei angrily: "You can laugh to death, who can laugh more than you?"

Qi Wei's laughter stopped immediately, and he continued to flip through the documents in his hand with a serious expression!

If he can't afford to offend a woman who's going crazy and yelling at others, can't he afford to hide from her?

Yi Man scolded Su Baihua mercilessly with a cold face: "The way you talk, I've seen the dumpling stuffing chopped by the old aunt from the village, and it's not even as good as yours!"

"No one may listen to what you say, but your farts will shock everyone!"

Su Qingqing: "..."

Afterwards, Su Qingqing innocently said: "Yi Man, please stop scolding me, I was wrong! I shouldn't have said that you were acting like a big star, and I wouldn't have told you about sleeping with you! Let alone say that you bullied young actors... Ying Ying Ying!”

With this sentence, Su Qingqing's fans finally found an outlet to vent their anger. Just now Yiman scolded Su Qingqing and they had no chance to come out to fight. Now they have found an opportunity. Now Yiman has been slapped with many more hats!

[It really corresponds to the word vase, sleeping with the girl! 】

[yue, I’ve been out for dinner the night before, so I want to sleep with my girl? She must be completely rotten! 】

[I used to think that Yiman was not a peaceful host, but now she has become a free-dating girl in the industry! 】

[Yiman is so mean to the core! 】

[She is a 18th-tier kid, and she still bullies other young actors. Can she show some respect? (Smile)】

……

There are more and more comments criticizing Yiman, and some fans even criticized Yiman’s eighteen generations!

After Yi Man watched quietly for a while, she turned to Qi Wei and said, "Can you pour me a glass of water?"

Qi Wei poured her a glass of water without hesitation and handed it to her: "No need to show mercy!"

Yi Man smiled charmingly: "Of course, they will accept the sanctions!"

So, Yi Man showed a scary smile to Su Qingqing, and Su Qingqing suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

Yiman picked up the phone and clicked on the screen. After the call was connected, her eyes lit up and her tone was narrow: "Hey, it's the police uncle. I'm Yiman. I want to report that Su Qingqing, the guest of "Farming Love", made me pornographic. Yao, please ask the police uncle to take her away for investigation!"

Later, after Yiman mentioned a few more nicknames of Su Qingqing's fans who were following the trend and spreading rumors, he put down his phone with satisfaction and raised his eyebrows at Su Qingqing. His eyes were bright and he said in a polite tone: "Qingqing, I will pamper you this time. , I found you a place to eat for free, so don’t thank me too much~"

"Those shrimp soldiers and crab generals, just wait for the Internet police uncle to follow the network cable to find them! I wish you and your fans good luck!"

Su Qingqing was completely shocked. She never dreamed that Yi Man would be so awesome as to call the police!

She no longer looked as innocent and pitiful as before. She was so angry that her body trembled slightly and she almost fainted.

She clenched her fingers into fists and shouted at Yiman with suppressed anger: "Yiman, are you crazy?"

Yi Man shrugged, with a smile on his face: "I was crazy to begin with, and you only know now?"

"Oh, I go crazy occasionally, always occasionally!"

Su Qingqing: "Yi Man, I was wrong. Please call the police quickly and explain to the police that I didn't spread rumors about you!"

There was a hint of surprise in Yiman's eyes: "Ah? Didn't you spread rumors that I would sleep with you? Are you bullying young actors?"

"What a pity. I believe you now. When the police uncles come, you can make it clear to them!"

Then Yiman looked at the screen with a smile and waved her hands: "Dear viewers, we haven't eaten melons for a long time, right? Qingqing gave us melons, please thank Qingqing quickly!"

"Goodbye~"

After that, he closed the live broadcast room.

Netizens have speculated.

【melon? Su Qingqing has melon! Sisters, go and pick out all the eighteen generations of her ancestors! 】

[Report, shocking! There is someone else sleeping with you! 】

Because Yiman called the police, the barrage became more lively!

[It’s so refreshing, well done Sister Man! Sure enough, Sister Man never disappoints me in her work! 】

[Sisters, I just went to have sex. Su Baihua is the one sleeping with me. She has been in and out of hotels with different men in the past year! 】

[No way, the shocking giant melon hit me? 】

[Yes, Su Baihua specializes in sleeping with old men. If you don’t believe me, go search my nickname on a certain blog. There are details! 】

Not long after the broadcast ended, a group of uniformed police officers arrived in the lobby on the first floor. Su Qingqing was sitting on the sofa, sweating from her nervous forehead!

Gu Chenfeng smiled and said, "Comrades, this is all misunderstanding. We are good people, big and good people, and no one will spread pornographic rumors!"

The leading policeman stared at Gu Chenfeng with eagle-like eyes, and said righteously: "If not, did someone in your program team report a false police report?"

Gu Chenfeng panicked: "Comrade..."

Yi Man hurriedly ran down the stairs and said, "Uncle police, I didn't report a false police report. Someone is making pornographic rumors about me in the live broadcast room!"

Police: "Who is it?"

Yiman ran over and whispered something into the policeman's ear.

After hearing this, the policeman signaled to his colleagues next to him, then looked at Su Qingqing and said, "Su Qingqing, please come with me!"

After saying that, the police uncle stepped forward and grabbed Su Qingqing's arm and led him outside the door.

Su Qingqing was escorted into the car by the police without even shouting for help.

People in the hall were stunned, while Qi Wei smiled softly after reading it on the second floor.

Tsk, even wilder than a little wild cat!

Seeing this, Yi Man hummed a tune with satisfaction, came to Gu Chenfeng and patted his shoulder and said, "Director Gu, it's okay. She has to go in sooner or later. It's okay to go in early!"

"Director Gu, you have to live well, there are new blows every day!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

You only have one life, but there is more than one thing that can kill you!

The fact that Su Qingqing was taken away by the police late at night became a hot search topic with a hot word!

# Su Qingqing was taken away for investigation late at night#

#苏青青makes pornographic rumors explode#

#伊MAN is a ruthless person Explosion#

Ding dong.

The host task has been completed, and I have obtained 2000 sand sculpture points and an invincible power card.