I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

After Su Qingqing was taken away by the police uncle, the atmosphere in the hall became a little unusual. Except for Duan Xunliao, the other guests did not have much objection to Yiman's approach.

Duan Xunliao ignored the live broadcast and pointed at Yiman fiercely: "Yiman, what you did is too much. Haven't you considered Qingqing's feelings?"

"Qing Qing just said the wrong thing, do you need to go so far?"

Yi Manwang looked at him with a trace of sarcasm in his eyes: "You compare spreading pornographic rumors to saying the wrong thing? Did your nine-year compulsory education feed the dog? Did the legal knowledge you learned from childhood also feed the dog? ?”

"Any man with any conscience knows that spreading pornographic rumors is illegal. What, you are an outlaw?"

Duan Xunliao showed no concern for Yi Man's words, and even defended Su Qingqing: "Qingqing is young and doesn't understand complicated things. She just said it casually and you made a fuss out of it! Not only did it occupy public resources, but it also You hurt innocent people!"

"Besides, you didn't lose anything just because you were told a few words! If you can't even bear this grievance, how can you be a big star?"

Yiman laughed angrily at Duan Xunliao's words. She looked at Gu Chenfeng, who was doubting his life, and said, "Director Gu, is this the kind of person you hired? Is it okay to blatantly agree with making pornographic rumors on the show?" Correct behavior?”

"Director Gu, what do you think of this situation?"

Gu Chenfeng glanced between the two of them and said helplessly: "Stop arguing, it's my fault! Let's have a day off tomorrow. Stop recording the show and let everyone calm down!"

Duan Xunliao snorted coldly and acted like a rogue: "I don't care, Yi Man must give Qing Qing an explanation, at least apologize to Qing Qing!"

"Duan Xunliao, you will go in soon to accompany Su Qingqing!"

"After all, I was just too bored. I called the police to see if anyone would scold me!"

Qi Wei's voice was low and mellow, with a smile at the end and a clean voice.

Duan Xunliao: "?"

[Duan Xunliao is so excited, he actually agrees to create pornographic stories about girls! Doesn't he know that spreading rumors is illegal? 】

[My feet are bound, but Duan Xunliao’s cerebellum is bound! 】

[What the actor Qiwei did this time was so cool. The Internet is not a lawless place. Spreading rumors can only get you into trouble! 】

[What do you think of the fans of Duan Xunliao? 】

[What a huge shame, I lost my fandom! 】

[Returning the beauty of a talented man to a beautiful woman? Hey, let's just let the snakes and rats fall in love with each other! 】

Yiman pursed her lips and gloated: "Oh, your Qingqing misses you, go and accompany her. As the saying goes, lovers will eventually get married~"

"Go in and squat for two days to transform yourself. Come out and be a good person. Don't be blind in your practice!"

Duan Xunliao was blushing at Yiman's words. He could only clench his fists and glare at Yiman!

Duan Xunliao no longer dares to speak easily. He is afraid that the media will catch him and smear him behind his back!

Yiman walked back to the sofa, sat down, picked up the apple on the table and ate it slowly, looking at the door with her big eyes.

She couldn't miss the important moment when Duan Xunliao was taken away.

Qi Wei also came down from upstairs and sat next to Yi Man, with a slight smile always hanging on the corner of his mouth.

Not long after, a police car stopped at the door, and three uniformed police officers got out of the car.

After Qi Wei saw the leader, the smile on his lips seemed to widen a little, but it quickly disappeared.

The leader showed his ID and said expressionlessly: "I am Yi Jing, the criminal police captain of the xx Public Security Bureau. May I ask who called the police just now and who approved of spreading pornographic rumors?"

Qiwei crossed her legs, and her slender and straight legs in suit pants were pleasing to the eye!

He smiled lightly and said in a clear and pleasant voice: "Uncle policeman, it's me!"

Yiman swallowed secretly at Qi Wei's Adam's apple that rolled up and down as she spoke. She slowly turned her gaze to Qi Wei's broad shoulders and narrow waist, and swallowed again.

Who will talk about this kind of man in the future?

Yi Jing looked towards Qi Wei, and after seeing him looking at her with a smile on his face, he asked coldly: "Who is that?"

Qi Wei: "The one in front of you! Pull him away quickly, I'm a little annoyed when I see him!"

"I recorded what he said and sent it to you on WeChat. Remember to check it!"

The corner of Yi Jing's mouth twitched, then she looked at Duan Xunliao and said, "Mr. Duan Xunliao, since you agree to create pornographic rumors, please let us go!"

"The responsibility for spreading pornographic rumors should be left to the local Internet police, not the criminal police team. But if someone sent me a message on WeChat, I can only come and arrest the person myself!"

"I will send you to the local Internet police to think about your fault!"

Duan Xunliao immediately panicked. He shook his head and waved his hands and said, "Comrade police, I was joking!"

Yu Jing: "You said the pornographic rumors were a joke, but you are a fucking talent!"

Yu Jing remembered what Qi Wei had said to him on the phone just now, and added: "Your birth has caused a lot of pollution to the environment. Please come with us first, and then report it to the Internet police!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

audience:"……"

[Do all handsome guys in the city use this way of speaking no matter what industry they are in? 】

[Garbage classification is now popular. Duan Xunliao, be more conscious and go to the trash can where you should go, okay? 】

[Is this policeman uncle and Qi Film Emperor friends? This police uncle’s surname is Yi. What is his relationship with Yi Man? 】

[Su Qingqing: Mr. Duan~ Let’s go to jail, I really want to have a home with you~ 嘤嘤嘤~]

[Upstairs, I’ll give you 50 cents. Tell me more, I like to hear it! 】

……

Yi Jing signaled to the colleague beside him, and Duan Xunliao was escorted out of the door.

Suddenly, a certain blog exploded again.

#法 Blind Duan Xunliao was taken away for investigation#

#become a family in prison#

# pray for people to be ruthless and talk too much#

……

Yi Jing looked around the hall and accidentally saw Yi Man who was eating crazily. At this time, Yi Man raised her head and met his eyes.

Yi Jing felt helpless, this dead girl.

Yiman saw her eldest brother.

Yi Man smiled and said hello to Yi Jing: "Uncle policeman, I am a good citizen. Don't worry, my circle is very small and I won't mess around!"

She was also worried about the police uncle not believing her, so she added: "Ever since some people thought I was mentally ill, I have become more energetic and will not break the law!"

Yi Jing: "..."

No big or small, but in the end it was his sister who had to be pampered.

In the end, Yi Jing left with a cold face amidst Gu Chenfeng's rainbow fart.

As soon as Yi Jing's front foot left, Gu Chenfeng's back foot pointed at Qi Wei and Yi Man and cursed.

"You two have been causing trouble for me all day long. The police came twice tonight. Why do you have a bad habit of calling the police?"

Yiman showed a row of big white teeth to Gu Chenfeng and said: "Director Gu, others are forced to work hard to improve themselves, but I was forced to go crazy!"

"Director Gu, in the final analysis, it's not me who causes trouble, it's me who blames others more and makes things less difficult for myself!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

The world kisses me with pain and I want to die.

Qi Wei calmly took a sip of coffee and then looked at Gu Chenfeng, his voice flat: "You will always be young, and you will always get excited every day!"

"You are on the road to success and will never come back. Director Gu, please be patient. We are all men. Why do men make things difficult for men?"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

[I’m a little worried about Qiwei and Yiman’s mental state! 】

[Director Gu was a handsome boy before he met Qi Wei and Sister Man. After meeting these two bastards, he turned himself into an old sister-in-law (putting his hands together)]

[Let me make it clear that Best Actor Qi and Sister Man are not cheerful, they are crazy! 】

……

Gu Chenfeng gritted his teeth and felt helpless towards Qi Wei and Yi Man. He said with a sad face: "Tomorrow is a holiday. You can do whatever you want tomorrow. Even if you fall asleep in bed, no one will care about you! But the live broadcast will still continue. !”

After that, he left angrily!

After watching this wonderful show, Chen Muchi and Wu Chuyi hurriedly said good night to the camera and went upstairs to their respective rooms!

After Mu Zhining made a phone call gesture to Yiman, she also went upstairs. Yiman had an obscene look on her face and made a hehehe sound in her mouth before following her upstairs.

[Sister Man looks like a very vulgar golden retriever from a certain internet celebrity! 】

【Is it what I think? Yes or no? (screaming)]

[I really like to play with unusual CPs and feel like I can’t sleep forever! 】

……

After An Xiaozhi and Qi Wei stared at each other for a while, An Xiaozhi plucked up the courage and said, "Teacher Qi, good night... good night!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared in a flash!

Qi Wei: "?"

After Yiman followed Mu Zhining back to the room, Yiman hugged her without saying a word.

Mu Zhining was disgusted and pushed her gently: "The camera is still there, why are you so crazy?"

Yiman: "A man who loves beautiful women is crazy!"

Mu Zhining...

Mu Zhining finally gave in and let Yiman hold her. Seeing that Yiman was holding food on her chest like a pig, she pushed her away unhappily and said in a warning tone: "Yiman, Don’t give me a break, just restrain yourself!”

Yiman shook Mu Zhining's arm and said coquettishly, "Ningning~ I was wrong. Didn't I give her a gift tonight?"

Upon hearing this, Mu Zhiming hurriedly covered Yiman's mouth, which was talking out loud. Yiman's big eyes blinked, looking at her in confusion.

"Are you a big idiot? You tell everyone about everything!"

Netizens noticed the subtle relationship between the two and commented on the barrage one after another.

【I smell the smell of melon, it’s so fragrant~】

[Could it be related to Su Baihua again? 】

[Su Baihua is like a piece of shit, whoever gets it smells bad! 】

……

Mu Zhining said softly: "Promise me not to say anything outside! I will let you go!"

Yi Man hummed and nodded.

After Mu Zhining let go of her, she used a piece of clothing to cover the camera lens tightly, but she didn't know that the machine could also record sound.

"Yi Man, you got Su Qingqing involved this time. The first thing she will do when she comes out is to buy a navy to hack you to death!"

"Don't you know that she got the name of your vase from the navy, and that she didn't do any of the dirty stuff you did in the past?"

"Just because you think she is a simple and kind-hearted person, you don't hesitate to alienate me and throw yourself into her arms, and you are treated like a little black man by her!"

"And the Bai Yueguang you fall in love with has a shattered outlook on life and a shoddy character. You will hang yourself from a tree with a crooked neck because of your hunger and thirst. You will love him to the death!"

Mu Zhining put her hands on her hips and watched Yi Man finish speaking in one breath.

Yi Man: "Ning Ning, I was blind before. I fell in love with a bitch. I am also a bitch. I alienated my good friends and threw myself at the little white flower! I was wrong, I was really wrong! Please forgive me, I will turn you away Pin it to the top of your WeChat account!”

In fact, Yiman felt speechless. It was obviously the original owner who caused the trouble, so she was asked to pay for it!

With the current situation, she can only ask for forgiveness from Mu Zhining. As far as she knows, the entire program team has a grudge against her. If she can have one less enemy, there will be one less!

After thinking about it, he tried to pounce on her again. This time, Mu Zhining did not hide away. He looked at Yi Man who was lying on her chest, touched her head and said helplessly: "I forgive you this time, but next time you will still..."

Yiman immediately promised: "Next time, I will eat shit!"

Mu Zhining: "It's up to you!"

The audience listened to everything they said.

It was also hotly searched on a certain blog.

#苏白花buys the navy army black Yiman#

#MUZHINING&伊MAN#

How lethal is #白月光? #