I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"boom!"

There was a sharp explosion in the kitchen, and the guests in the hall raised their heads to look at the situation.

"boom!"

It seemed like the sound of a pot lid being blown open made the guests even more restless!

Mu Zhining was worried and shouted: "Manman, are you okay? Is the kitchen okay?"

At this time, the kitchen was filled with thick smoke. Yiman coughed several times due to the smoke and her tears came out from the smoke. However, she still gave Mu Zhining a reassuring response: "Ningning, it's okay. Don't worry, Guo." It’s not burnt, the house hasn’t exploded, I’m fine, I’m still here, and it still smells good!”

Although Mu Zhining heard Yi Man say it was okay, her brows could not relax for a long time, and she solemnly said: "Manman, why don't I go in and take a look, if the kitchen blows up, we can't afford the compensation!"

Yiman was shaking the dark soup in the pot, which still had a faint burnt smell. Yiman scooped up a spoon and smelled it. Although the taste was a bit strange, it was still edible.

Yiman turned a deaf ear to Mu Zhining's words. She was already addicted to the fun of cooking.

Mu Zhining didn't hear Yi Man's response, and then sighed heavily: "It's over, we'll all be doomed later!"

An Xiaozhi was playing the game without looking away from the screen, but he still responded to what Mu Zhining said.

"Sister Zhi Ning, don't worry, you have to have confidence in Sister Manman. Look at me, I already care about life and death!"

Qi Wei stared in the direction of the kitchen with a heavy gaze. Because it was blocked by a screen, he couldn't see the scene clearly. He pinched his eyebrows and his eyelids twitched from time to time.

There really will be no coming back this time.

If I had known, I would have just started entering the kitchen with her.

At this time, Yiman was learning to make braised fish in the kitchen. She was staring at her phone and heating the oil in a pot. She was all in a hurry!

Because there are no cameras in the kitchen, netizens cannot see Yiman cooking. They can only post comments and speculate.

After Yiman carefully read the instructions for braised fish on her phone, she put her phone aside. Following the steps on her phone, she first sprinkled a layer of oil into the pot, then used a spoon to scoop out a spoonful of salt. Go in, and then Yiman directly threw an unkilled fish in. The fish was jumping alive in the hot oil, and the oil splashed on her body. Yiman picked up the lid of the pot and covered it. The fish inside Immediately landed in the paradise world.

Then put in the onions, ginger, and garlic. Yiman looked at the onions, ginger, and garlic that had not been cut, peeled, or patted, and threw them in directly!

She saw that she needed to add water again. She thought that the soup she had just made was just ready to drink, so she took a spoonful and put it into the pot.

Two spoonfuls of dark soy sauce were required, but Yiman thought it was too troublesome and poured half a bottle down.

Finally, serve.

So, Yiman put Heibulaji's braised fish that smelled like feet on a plate.

Yiman didn't realize that it took her less than ten minutes to make this braised fish. She also secretly felt that she was a cooking genius. It took her less than ten minutes to make the braised fish.

Finally, everyone fell into silence as they looked at a table of black dishes that smelled like sewers.

However, Yiman was very interested and said with bright eyes: "You guys are using your chopsticks, you're welcome!"

Everyone: "..."

It’s not that I can’t move my chopsticks, it’s that I don’t dare to move my chopsticks!

[The food cooked by Sister Man is really appetizing, but I am a junior college student and can’t eat it. Let the undergraduates eat it! 】

[Undergraduate students can’t eat it, let graduate students eat it! 】

[The graduate student said it looked delicious, but let the master’s and doctorate eat it. 】

Sand sculpture value +200

Sand sculpture value +300

……

Qi Wei stared at the food on the table in silence for a long time, his frown never relaxing since Yi Man brought out the first plate.

Seeing that no one moved their chopsticks, Yiman immediately urged: "Eat, why don't you eat? I tried it and it tastes okay."

An Xiaozhi took a piece of burnt fish with his slightly trembling hands, put it into his mouth with a look of death on his face.

He chewed a few times, and everyone's eyes were fixed on him, afraid of missing any expressions.

Unexpectedly, An Xiaozhi swallowed the piece of fish that looked like poop under everyone's surprised gazes.

He also showed a satisfied expression, gave Yiman a thumbs up and said: "Sister Manman's cooking skills are both delicious and delicious! She deserves to be a five-star chef!"

When Yi Man heard this, he laughed: "Of course, it looks ugly, but it is actually full of color, fragrance and flavor!"

Everyone gave An Xiaozhi a thumbs up!

Niubi, brother, is harder to kill than Xiaoqiang!

Seeing that An Xiaozhi had eaten it, Yi Man urged them again: "I am serious about cooking. I am born with delicious food. Eat it quickly!" "

So, under Yi Man's close gaze, everyone raised their chopsticks to pick up the food, put it in their mouths and chewed it a few times.

Immediately hearing the screams, they all put on their pain masks and looked around for trash cans and tissues.

Yiman: "?"

Didn't An Xiaozhi say that he was full of sex, fragrance, and taste? Didn't that boy say it to make her happy?

Yiman subconsciously raised her eyes and looked at An Xiaozhi, her face changed slightly: "You brat, are you trying to make your sister happy?"

"Believe it or not, I'll make you a dish too?"

An Xiaozhi shrank his neck and did not dare to look at Yi Man. He said cautiously: "Sister Manman, I was wrong. I am a dishonest child. But although the food cooked by Sister Manman is not delicious, she still gives. A definite encouragement!”

When Yi Man heard what he said, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, indicating her good mood at the moment.

but.

Qi Wei looked at Yiman with an unchanged expression and comforted him: "It's okay. I didn't do it well this time. There will be another chance. Don't be discouraged!"

"I know how to cook, I can teach you."

Chen Muchi drank several glasses of boiled water to dilute the strange taste in his mouth. His temples were beating and his voice was trembling: "Others get paid to cook, but you get paid to cook!"

Mu Zhining looked at her with a hint of sadness in her eyes and said, "Be honest, you are a member of the King of Hell. You did not meet this year's target, so you came here to poison me?"

Wu Chuyi endured the strange and disgusting taste in his mouth, and said with a sad face: "Teacher Yiman, you did a good job, don't do it next time! Heed my advice and marry someone you hate!"

Yiman: "..."

Yiman didn't believe it. She picked up a piece of fish and put it in her mouth. She spit it out as soon as she ate it.

Her voice became a little trembling: "Fuck, this food is for dogs, and the dogs won't even pay attention to it!"

"This is a dark dish I made. I just thought it looked unpalatable, but I didn't expect it to be really unpalatable!"

In the end, in order to make up for them, Yiman ordered a luxurious meal for everyone who ordered takeout.

Fortunately, Yiman only cooked two dishes. The last braised fish dish was finished by Yiman and Qiwei together.

In fact, Yi Man stopped Qi Wei from helping her eat, but Qi Wei smiled and shook his head: "It tastes good, but a bit salty."

"If you want to learn how to make braised fish, I can teach you."

When Chen Muchi and the others ate the delicious, tasty takeaway, they felt like they were all alive.

However, everyone was happily eating takeaways. After Yiman burped, he returned to the room glumly.

Her fans also noticed something was wrong with her.

[Is Sister Man unhappy? 】

[If it were you, the food you worked so hard to prepare would be unpleasant to be eaten, but it would make you unhappy! 】

[Everyone has a dream to cook. Although it doesn’t look good, Sister Man is really serious about it. 】

Qi Wei came out of the bathroom and didn't see Yiman, so he went upstairs and knocked on Yiman's room.

Yiman had a depressed look on her face. Seeing Qiwei, she said feebly, "Why are you here without eating?"

Qi Wei smiled warmly, looked directly into her eyes and said, "Aren't you happy?"

Questions are actually affirmative sentences.

Yiman raised her eyes and found that there was a faint smile in Qi Wei's eyes. She lowered her eyes and said lightly: "No, I'm thinking that I must have done it too hastily this time. Next time I will The longer it takes to cook, the better it will taste!”

Qi Wei: "?"

"I wish you success next time!"

Yiman bit her lower lip gently, her eyes becoming embarrassed: "Thank you, I will make the first one for you next time!"

Qi Wei: "Okay"

"Although good or bad depends on luck, and whether it is good or bad depends on luck, as long as you work hard, you will always succeed!"

Qi Wei looked at Yi Man, a low laughter escaped from his throat: "Okay, I look forward to your success."

[Woo woo woo, is the best actor trying to comfort Sister Man? 】

[Just pamper her, and you will finish all the food she cooks from now on! 】

[Suddenly I feel that they are a good match. They are also human beings with funny attributes. If they get together as a couple, it will definitely be a lot of fun. 】

[Sure enough, without those two prostitutes, the barrage has been quiet for a long time. 】

……

After everyone had dinner, Gu Chenfeng appeared in the lobby on the first floor on time.

He is here to give instructions on the theme of tonight's mission.

Gu Chenfeng cleared his throat and said energetically: "Tonight's task is to go to bed early. Tomorrow's task is a bit heavy!"

"Disband!"

Everyone: "..."

So, bringing them together just to talk nonsense?