I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

In the morning, the sky showed a faint orange color, reflecting the faces of all things, as if everything was so beautiful.

However, a wailing sound broke the tranquility and beauty.

Yi Man stared at Qi Wei's face with sparks in her eyes and said, "Qi Wei, you stole my egg tart! You thief! You eater!"

Qi Wei was very innocent. He was holding the egg tart box and he couldn't speak clearly ten sentences.

He just saw this egg tart box on the ground. Just as he was about to pick it up and throw it into the trash can, Yi Man, who was looking for egg tarts, saw it.

Qi Wei pursed his lips, looked down at Yiman, and said helplessly: "It wasn't me, I just picked it up and wanted to put it in the trash can!"

"You happened to see me, you wronged me!"

Yiman put her hands on her hips, with sparks in her eyes, and an expression that would make you believe your lies.

She pointed at the egg tart box and said, "Are you still making excuses? You don't have a partner. You stole other people's egg tarts and fucked others!"

Qi Wei sighed, looked at the guests who were looking at their phones on the sofa and asked, "Which of you secretly ate Yiman's egg tarts?"

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, then shook their heads in unison and said, "No!"

Upon hearing this, Yi Man became even more suspicious of Qi Wei. She put her hands on her hips and raised her head. She narrowed her eyes and looked at Qi Wei and said, "The thief calls for catching the thief. Let me tell you, I begged for this egg tart today from that fussy Director Gu for a long time. He You were willing to let me eat it, and now you eat my egg tart without me even smelling it!"

[That bastard, Director Gu, ate it secretly. He knew it was Yiman’s, but he still ate it secretly with his bad mouth! 】

[I personally saw Director Gu eating it and then throwing the garbage on the ground after eating. This bad director has no humanity or character! 】

[Guide: The boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains! 】

……

Even if he had ten tongues, he couldn't explain clearly. Qiwei took out his mobile phone and transferred a thousand yuan to Yiman on WeChat and said: "My fault, it was indeed my fault. Please don't remember the faults of villains." , the money I paid for the egg tarts has been transferred to your WeChat account!"

Yiman's eyes suddenly lit up and she said, "Oh, everyone is friends. There is nothing wrong with eating what you like and living a lovely life!"

"It's not wrong for you to cook quietly and starve everyone to death. What's wrong is that Director Gu didn't even buy two more, so I can give you one!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Just now, looking at your appearance just now, he thought you were going to eat him like an egg tart!

At this time, Gu Chenfeng came with a loudspeaker to announce the theme of today's mission.

[With the malicious look on Director Gu’s face, he knew that the guests would be miserable today! 】

[Hey, who can do better than Director Gu? He’s a bad guy! 】

……

Gu Chenfeng said: "Today's task is to cut the wheat!"

"Because there is a farmer uncle who is the only one in his family. Unfortunately, he got sick yesterday and the wheat that was supposed to be harvested today was left idle. Therefore, today everyone helped the farmer uncle cut five acres of wheat! Today is a team effort. Who knows? You’re lazy, Yi Man will be responsible for tonight’s dinner!”

Everyone: "..."

What a cruel punishment!

Yiman raised her hand.

Gu Chenfeng gave himself some psychological training before letting her speak, otherwise he was really afraid of being pissed to death by her.

He asked: "What do you want to do?"

Yi Man smiled and said: "I want to idle around!"

"Director Gu, there's nothing I can do well. I'm the first to show off. Can I please show off?"

Gu Chenfeng choked and was speechless for a moment. After a few seconds, he glared at Yi Man and said, "You are not willing to eat the food you cooked, are you?"

Yiman showed a sultry expression and replied: "I'm quite happy!"

"After all, I keep the food cooked, and I can't eat it to death!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

Gu Chenfeng gritted his teeth and said, "It doesn't matter. If you are a waste, no one will stop you!"

Yiman: "..."

See how presumptuous you are to say this?

Yi Man looked at Qi Wei and said, "Can't you hide the fact that I'm a waste anymore?"

Qi Wei raised his lips slightly and said, "You little waste, it's time to cut the wheat!"

"Oh……"

[I can’t stop laughing. Sister Man wants to show off, wants to show off! Unfortunately not. 】

[Sister Man: Between working hard and showing off, I chose to show off! 】

[If life is not messed up, happiness will be half as low. 】

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……

When the guests were fully equipped and went to the endless sea of ​​wheat, everyone's jaws almost dropped.

They thought five acres was a lot, but they didn't expect five acres to stretch as far as the eye can see.

Mu Zhining faced the camera and said without thinking: "Let's show off, let's show off the bad that cannot be defined!"

"That's it for now, let's break it down first!"

Yiman held Mu Zhiming's shoulders and waved her sickle at the camera, saying: "It's shameful to run away, but it's useful!"

The two girls threatened to show off and the other boys could no longer eat the food cooked by Yiman, and they went to the fields to cut wheat obediently and actively.

Especially Chen Muchi, he was extremely excited when he looked at the golden wheat, because the work of cutting wheat was more refreshing than cleaning the pig pen.

Upon seeing this, Yiman and Mu Zhining obediently went to work in the fields. Although they wanted to show off, they worked faster than anyone else!

The sun is shining in the sky, and sweat is pouring under the sun.

Mu Zhining cut his teeth and said, "Can't Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao come a day earlier? That way we won't have to work so hard!"

"They are the kind of people who take a detour when they see an uneven road!"

There was also a response from Yixiang He on the barrage. They were not fans of Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao. The real owners had already been to the police station, and the fans did not dare to attack others too boldly.

Another reason is that if people are not here, dogs will not dare to rely on people's power.

[The years are quiet, and I seem to see a group of working people harvesting wheat. 】

[Sister Man is so hard-working, she won’t show off anymore. Labor means working hard, working hard, and combining work with rest.]

[Everyone: Put on the boots of diligence and embark on the journey of seeking knowledge. 】

[I can't compare with them, because diligence has no promise for me, poverty makes me live in poverty, and the northwest tells me to drink the wind. I'm too busy! 】

……

After working for an hour, Yiman wiped the sweat from her forehead and said to Mu Zhining, "No, we have to find a harvester."

After finishing speaking, Yiman put down the sickle and ran confidently: "I'm going to find the harvester."

Everyone looked up and watched her running away on the dirt road like a monkey.

Qi Wei seemed to have thought of something. He smiled and continued to cut the wheat.

When Yiman rushed to Lin Yi's home, Lin Yi went to school and was not at home. Only Lin Bo was at home.

Yiman's eyes were dancing with light, and she was gesturing to Lin Bo.

"Uncle Lin, do you have a wheat harvester at home?"

Lin Bo pointed to Yi Man and said, "Do you think this is the case?"

Yi Man saw the strange brilliance in the eyes of the two big red cars. She showed her neat white teeth and asked, "Uncle Lin, can you lend me these two big cars for a while?"

"Because the program crew didn't treat us as human beings, they treated us like donkeys. Director Gu asked us to cut five acres of wheat with our bare hands, and we couldn't finish cutting until dark!"

Uncle Lin chuckled, handed her the key to the big car and said, "Little girl, you can borrow this car. Our wheat harvest has been finished, and it hasn't moved for a long time. Then you can help me." Let me warm up the machine!"

"Last time, you came to our house to help Lin Yi with his homework. Every day when he came back from school, he would talk about how good you were at playing games!"

After hearing this, Yiman scratched her head in embarrassment but raised her lips and said, "Uncle Lin, you can't get on the stage when playing games."

"Then Uncle Lin, I'll take the first step."

After saying that, Yiman jumped into the big car and drove away skillfully.

The cameraman rushed after him carrying a heavy camera. Fortunately, the cameraman used to be a national second-level track and field athlete. Otherwise, with Yiman's mental state of driving the harvester like a sports car, other cameramen may not be able to catch up.

When Lin Bo saw Yiman walking away, he realized that Yiman could drive a harvester.

Lin Bo couldn't help but think that today's children can do everything.

Yiman: Pointing at herself and asking, are you talking about me?

She is just a little good-for-nothing, who knows nothing except eating, drinking, having fun, and living in extravagance all day long. No, she can also hate people, show off, and loves money.

[Sister Man, take us for a ride in your big car! I'm super sweet and super spicy! 】

[Sister Man, don’t you think there’s something missing in your car? We are missing a group of male models with broad shoulders and narrow waists, all 188cm tall! 】

[Sister Man, your Yazi driving the harvester is so beautiful. I am now in the intensive care unit of the hospital, wearing a ventilator, and I can’t even look away from the screen for half a minute. I couldn't cry. I knew I didn't have much time left. Life was passing by in agony. Finally, tiredness came over me. I used my last strength to type a line: Hello Harvester Beauty]

[(stop the car) (lowly pressed the Rolls-Royce's horn) (window down) (biting a rose) (convex shape) (preparing to speak) (the traffic police brigade next door said I parked my car to occupy the lane) (turn a deaf ear) (Put on sunglasses) (Play Phoenix Legend) (Thin lips move slightly) Hello harvester wife, Jie Fen. 】

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Yiman was concentrating on driving the harvester towards Maihai. She was stretching her head and humming an unknown song as she drove.

The roar of the harvester mixed with her singing was very unpleasant.

Gaga ran out with disgust in her eyes.

"Host, can you please be serious? I'm most afraid that you will kill yourself if you don't pay attention!"

"I don't want to change the host. Although you are not good at it, if you change it to another one that is even worse, it will be a big loss!"

Yi Man's eyebrows were crooked, and she actually whistled, with a bright smile on her face and said: "I am a direction manipulator who has no emotions!"

"do not bother me!"

quack:"……"

He is a system that has no feelings. He can do whatever he likes with his host, but he is hopeless anyway.

The harvester drove slowly on the dirt road, and the roar of the harvester instantly attracted a few people who were working hard.