I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"boom"

A roaring sound rang out in the sea, exploding in everyone's ears.

Everyone who stopped working immediately looked towards the source of the sound.

Under the glare of the sun, a huge vehicle drove towards them.

The roar grew louder and louder from far to near, and the dirt road on which the giant beast was driving seemed to be shaking slightly.

Chen Muchi blocked the sun with his hands and squinted his eyes to try to see what the huge thing was.

The big car was approaching, and the roar suddenly swept through everyone's ears.

They were all wondering if the program team had a hard time watching them harvest ten acres of wheat with their bare hands, so they sent a harvester to help lighten their burden.

An Xiaozhi took the lead and waved to the huge harvester: "Director Gu, are you here to show consideration for us?"

No one responded.

The wheat harvester was driving slowly, and the harvester was getting closer and closer. Whoever drove the harvester also revealed his true colors.

Everyone saw Yiman drifting the harvester, and their jaws hit the ground in shock.

Six, the harvester is driven like a sports car.

The wheat harvester slowly drove into the open field where they had finished harvesting the wheat, with slogans printed on the body————

“Cut quickly and thresh quickly, but don’t scatter the grains of wheat!”

Sitting in the driver's seat, Yi Man's hair was tied up high and neatly, with a proud smile on her small face.

She operated the steering wheel with one hand, adjusted the direction, and drove the harvester toward the golden wheat field.

When everyone looked over, she bared eight big white teeth.

Everyone: "???"

[You should be shocked, old friends, Sister Man can drive a harvester! 】

[Yes, Sister Man is driving the harvester. You are not dazzled or mistaken. Sister Man has become a harvester beauty! 】

[Looking at her performance of driving from Lin Bo’s house to the wheat field, if the harvester hadn’t been unable to drift, Sister Man would have definitely performed a harvester drift on the spot! 】

[Really awesome...Sister Man, I love you! I used to be a fan of Su Baihua, but now I have abandoned the dark side and turned to the bright side! 】

……

Everyone went crazy when they saw this scene. Even Gu Chen, who was watching the live broadcast in the studio, was shocked.

For a moment, there was silence in the sea of ​​wheat, except for the roar of the harvester.

The harvester finally stopped in front of Qiwei.

Yiman jumped out of the car with a smile on her face: "Oh, if sister weren't here, you would all be waiting to eat the food cooked by sister tonight!"

"Sure enough, without me Yiman in this world, you will not live long."

Everyone: "..."

Yiman patted the car and said, "This is my little baby, named Big Car!"

"Where did you borrow this? Wouldn't Director Gu go crazy if he knew about it?" Chen Muchi asked.

Yiman said happily: "Bo Lin lent this to me!"

Then Yiman's nose seemed to have grown longer: "I didn't expect that I would get praise from a grandpa with games. Sure enough, people can't be too good. If you are good, you will be proud!"

"Without further ado, I'm going to get to work!"

After saying that, she jumped into the car again, held the steering wheel with both hands, started the car, and began to harvest the wheat.

Everyone stood there and stared at her driving the harvester to harvest wheat. They were all fascinated without realizing it.

"It's so handsome, I want to do it too." An Xiaozhi muttered.

"It's just you, have you got your driver's license? You're just a young boy." Chen Muchi asked, holding his arm.

An Xiaozhi rolled his eyes at him: "I got it a long time ago. You must take the driver's license test while you are young, otherwise it will be really shameless to get scolded when you are older! Brother Chen~"

When An Xiaozhi said this, Chen Muchi couldn't keep any dignity on his face. He blurted it out and said, "My driver's license has been in place for a long time, all I need is a car!"

"Tsk, shouldn't you just lock the driver's license in the drawer after sending it out to Moments?" An Xiaozhi scolded him.

"I see you don't have a driver's license, but a road killer pass! Alas, China has another road killer!" An Xiaozhi shook his head helplessly.

Chen Muchi: "..."

[Why are you messing with him? Fans all know that Xiaobao seems to be easy to bully, but in fact he is very smart! 】

[Who doesn’t know that Xiaobao is so pampered by the captain that he is lawless? How dare you offend him? Be careful if he puts your driver's license in your mouth! 】

[Captain: Xiaobao is awesome, it’s not in vain to be in the team and I love you the most (dog head)]

[Upstairs, something is very wrong with you! 】

……

Everyone had nothing to do, so they wore straw hats and basked in the sun.

Qi Wei saw someone waving to him under the tree. Qi Wei's eyes narrowed, he straightened his body and walked over.

The man in black bowed his head respectfully: "Dong... pray for the best actor."

Qi Wei nodded and sat on the recliner he had prepared earlier. He picked up the sunglasses on the table and put them on.

The man in black made tea and said: "Best actor, please drink tea!"

Qi Wei took the tea and drank it slowly.

Then Qi Wei said: "Make a call and ask for a big truck to load the wheat!"

After hearing this, the man in black quickly picked up his mobile phone and made a call. After hanging up, he said, "The owner said he would be there in ten minutes."

"it is good!"

【Dong...? What did I miss? Hidden funny guy? 】

[Come here, I need three minutes to know all the information about this man! 】

[Report, I didn’t find any information about this man! 】

[Report, this man is an actor+handsome guy! 】

[Isn’t this nonsense literature? 】

Many netizens on the barrage were speculating on Qi Wei's identity.

When Gu Chenfeng saw this scene in the studio, he finally let go of his suspenseful heart. If his identity was exposed, a certain blog would be more than just shocked.

Gu Chenfeng saw that Qiwei had already called a truck to come to the wheat field. He thought that he couldn't let them idle like this. Since he let Yiman take advantage of the loophole, he would not allow others to take advantage of it!

So, just as he was about to call Director Gu, Qi Wei's phone came over.

Qi Wei said lazily on the phone: "Director Gu, if you are trying to make trouble, I will withdraw my investment."

Gu Chenfeng hurriedly said to his cell phone: "Qiwei, no, I just want to find some work for them!"

He tried his best to explain: "Otherwise they would sit around doing nothing! Then the audience would have nothing to watch!"

There was silence on the phone for a while, and then Qi Wei's voice rang again: "I remember that there is a family who hasn't finished grinding the corn. I'll send you the address. Just ask them to come over. Yiman and I will be fine here!"

Of course, Gu Chenfeng didn't dare to agree to Qi Wei's proposal casually.

After all, he can't afford to offend this boss. Although they are good friends, their relationship is more like that of a boss and his subordinates.

Yiman's side.

Because there was a harvester, half of the wheat was harvested before my eyes.

The assistant director ran over panting and said, "Yiman and Qiwei are responsible for harvesting the wheat here. Come with me to a farmer's uncle's place to poke corn!"

"Don't worry, rubbing corn is better than exposing it to the sun!"

It's just a matter of skill, the assistant director added in his mind.

"You can't be lazy. Whoever is lazy will be responsible for tonight's dinner Yi Man!"

"Come over with me after you take a break!"

After that, the assistant director left.

Everyone: "..."

When everyone was lamenting and sighing, in a blink of an eye, they saw Qi Wei under a big tree, with a small table in front of him and a teapot on the table. Qi Wei was drinking tea leisurely with interesting eyes. looked at them.

There was a man in black next to him, holding a fruit plate in one hand and milk tea in the other. When Qi Wei stretched out his hand, the watermelon would fall into his hand, and then he would eat the melon with relish.

A few hungry people were basking in the sun: "?"

When did he go there to enjoy it?

Chen Muchi walked over and asked sarcastically: "How do you get the right to enjoy it? We are working so hard in the wheat field, you would be better off enjoying it under this tree!"

Qi Wei took another sip of tea, raised his eyes slightly and said, "Does being a person who has side effects on society get in your way?"

"How can you tell with your dog eyes that I'm not working? We all rest together. When it's my turn, I enjoy it. When it's your turn, it's rest, right? Brother, don't be too double-standard!"

After saying that, Qi Wei ignored his fire-breathing eyes, stretched out his hand, and a piece of apple fell into his hand. In front of Chen Muchi's cannibalistic eyes, he ate the peeled piece of apple, and even provoked him after eating. He raised his eyebrows at him.

[Chen Muchi is just jealous. Just now when Sister Man was driving the harvester to harvest wheat, and when he was quarrelsome with An Xiaozhi, this man in black came to him! 】

[Hey, can Chen Muchi bring his tricks in the drama to reality? 】

[Upstairs, Chen Muchi is quite innocent. He is working hard to cut wheat, but Qi Wei is enjoying it. It is really wicked! 】

[Upstairs, you are blind at first sight. You didn’t even watch the live broadcast, so you just inserted your rectum into your mouth and squirted? 】

……

Chen Muchi was stunned for a moment, but he still said: "If you do this, where will you put us?"

Qi Wei: "Throw you to the ground and polish you?"

"I would like to give you a piece of advice. I suggest you learn from other Teletubbies and install an antenna on your head so that you know your position at all times!"

"Sometimes, you really make me speechless!"

Chen Muchi saw that Qi Wei could not get any benefit from this, and couldn't help but became angry and said: "Is it reasonable to be lazy? No wonder I didn't see you when I was cutting the wheat. So I was lazy and wanted us to eat the food cooked by Yi Man?"

Qi Wei clicked his tongue and looked at him with scrutiny and mockery.

"Your birth certificate is a letter of apology from Duris?"

Chen Muchi: "This is the best actor I've ever seen!"

Qi Wei: "We are all men, why are you the only one who is sick?"

Chen Muchi became angry: "Shut up."

[Chen Muchi is so confused. Everyone is obviously resting, but he was stupid enough not to find a shady place to rest. Now he blames Qi Wei! 】

[Chen Muchi lives by the seaside, so he is so lenient! 】

[Tsk, others are resting, he is enjoying, he is just an actor, do you really think you can be on stage? 】

[Oops, Chen Muchi’s character actually has some crazy fans? Let me tell you, you will never reach the height of Qiwei after ten lifetimes of hard work. 】

[Some people, their own lives are unsatisfactory, and they feel jealous when they see others living a happy and healthy life. Sure enough, these people are really like QR codes. You don’t know what they are unless you scan them~]

[You can’t find Chen Muchi’s fans on Baidu, but you can on Sogou! 】

[What else do you have besides a mouth? The character of Qiwei's fans makes me sick. 】

[Hey, my good sister upstairs, has she graduated from kindergarten? She is so short-sighted at such a young age~]

……

Because Chen Muchi’s fans are brainless and blackmail Qiwei, he was scolded by Wei fans and became a hot search topic

#陈MUchi’s mental state#

#Don’t mess with Weifen#

#dustbin produces garbage#

They were all arrogant at first, but when Qiwei's entertainment company said they would send a lawyer's letter to Hei Qiwei's people, everyone became quiet.

However, many people still went to Qiwei's entertainment company to smear the real owner. Because Qiwei did not have a personal Weibo, the only ones attacked by idiot fans were his entertainment company and program team.

Chen Muchi's brainless fan looks fierce, but in fact, he was defeated by Wei Fan. In the end, he was so scolded that he didn't dare to act like a monster again.

Chen Muchi stood there, unreasonable and even being scolded by Qi Wei. He was sulking in his heart, gave Qi Wei a look full of hatred and left.

Back at Wu Chuyi's time, Wu Chuyi wanted to step forward to comfort him, but was glared at by Chen Muchi. Wu Chuyi stood there at a loss, letting Chen Muchi throw his sickle and hat and leave.

Because of Chen Muchi's behavior, he was scolded on the hot search again. This time he was completely popular, but it was black fire!