I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

I thought the interview would end, but the camera turned to another room.

"Hello!" The staff's tone was unconsciously respectful.

"Ah."

A lazy and magnetic voice sounded.

"Excuse me, why are you participating in this variety show? As far as I know, this is your first time participating in a variety show. What do you think of this variety show?"

"Can I curse?"

The staff member was stunned for a moment, forgetting what to say, and then said: "No."

"Then I have no opinion."

The man laughed softly in response, and his magnetic laughter made the comments on the barrage go up in smoke.

director:"……"

"Then what is your ideal type that you hate?"

"Alive."

staff member:"……"

[I don’t know a word of Chinese characters, so I can only travel the world with one sentence: F*ck! 】

[It makes me laugh. 】

[Hell, I love this sound so much! 】

[It’s a bit cool, spit on it and make a mark! 】

[When you are at your weakest age, you meet the nth man you want to protect the most! 】

[This voice sounds damn familiar, Director Gu is so full of bad ideas! 】

[At first glance, it looks like a man. At second glance, it sounds like he is a man. Summary: A man! 】

[Please control your handsomeness that makes me want to stop! 】

……

"What are your plans for this show?"

The man seemed to have thought of his words. He raised his eyebrows. This action made the staff frightened.

Sure enough, the surprise was just as he expected.

"Alive!"

staff member:"……"

The staff member's face was numb, but his professionalism still allowed him to hold back the fishy sweetness that was about to erupt from his throat, he said.

"Thank you for the interview. I hope you can find your ideal type in this show! Your fans will definitely be surprised by your arrival when the show is officially recorded!"

"Hello, Xiaozhi, come to our show, may I ask if the older generation holds hands for a lifetime, then what is a lifetime for us?"

An Xiaozhi thought for a while and said seriously: "If I retreat, I will retire for the rest of my life."

director:"……"

"What would you do if your first love came to you with their children and said they were divorced?"

An Xiaozhi looked at the director with doubtful eyes and said, "She's already divorced. What else can we do?"

"The wedding must be a grand affair!"

director:"……"

Damn it, these three people all have serious illnesses.

Next is Mu Zhining. The director knows that Mu Zhining is a well-known sweet girl in the entertainment industry, so she must speak normally!

So he asked: "What will happen to a boy who is ugly and poor?"

Mu Zhining looked at him quietly: "Interviewing."

director:"?"

If he tolerates it, he can make a lot of money.

"What do you do when your boyfriend clenches his teeth while you kiss?"

Mu Zhining raised her head and thought seriously: "I will change to a boyfriend without teeth."

director:"……"

Fuck, resign tonight.

……

[If you don’t understand, just ask, is this what city people call a handsome guy and a beautiful girl? 】

[I'm sorry, please don't spread rumors. It's my handsome guy and beauty who are a little bit disrespectful! (Smile)】

[It’s a bit serious, but I’m not sure. I’ll look at it again. After reading it, it’s definitely not serious! (Hands together)】

[This damn way of speaking is fascinating. 】

[Don't say it, don't say it. Is this a sweet girl? Are you sure she's not a funny girl? 】

[How to make a fool of yourself? Do you want to die? 】

……

Because of this interview, people with serious illnesses took the show to a new level.

Gu Chenfeng's face froze when he smiled! He just likes Qi Wei's attitude, so arrogant that he doesn't care about the life and death of others!

After the individual interview ended, the camera cut to the lobby on the first floor of a B&B.

In the next few months, no matter whether there is any hatred between the guests, they will have to watch and be upset under the same roof! until the end of the program recording.

The director still wanted to continue being a human being, so the camera scanned the entire decoration of the B&B.

Those who farm must not live in villas, but celebrities are spoiled and cannot be allowed to live in thatched houses or mud-brick houses. It would be best to choose a B&B!

"Hello everyone, I am Su Qingqing!"

This sentence made all the cameras focus on her. Su Qingqing was still wearing a fresh floral dress, her hair spread like satin, her bangs on her forehead were pinned with a cute hairpin, and she always had a With a gentle smile, the whole person looks like a harmless little white flower!

"Welcome the first member, Su Qingqing!"

The comments on the barrage were scrolling crazily, almost filling the screen.

After Su Qingqing appeared, Duan Xunliao followed closely.

He stood next to Su Qingqing and smiled warmly at the camera.

[Wow, they match each other so well, they are so talented and beautiful! 】

[Sihasha, Qingfeng CP is about to open for business. This is destined to kill me! 】

[Whose fairy tale book was not closed properly and the princess and prince ran out! 】

Duan Xunliao glanced at Su Qingqing vaguely, but he probably didn't dare to be too presumptuous because of the camera! However, let the sharp-eyed netizens see it!

[Ah ah ah, Duan Xunliao peeked at Su Qingqing! The cp I knocked on is true! 】

[I also saw it, I am a fake, and the cp I knocked on will definitely not be fake! 】

[Could they be speculating on CP? I think Su Qingqing doesn’t seem to have that interest in Duan Xunliao! 】

[Of course, Su Qingqing’s criterion for choosing a mate is Brother Yueguang! 】

……

"Okay, welcome Qingqing and Xunliao, please take your seats, there will be members coming next!"

After Su Qingqing smiled generously at the camera, she elegantly walked to the sofa and sat down.

Followed closely by Mu Zhining and An Xiaozhi.

"Welcome Zhi Ning and Xiao Zhi!"

"Good evening, dear viewers, my name is Mu Zhining. My new drama "The Legend of Dreams" will be aired soon. I hope the cuties in the audience can support it!"

[Ah ah ah, I will definitely do it, beautiful girl Ning Ning! 】

[This drama, when I go on vacation, I will watch you to death! 】

……

An Xiaozhi did an impromptu rap before introducing himself.

"Good morning, good afternoon, everyone, I am An Xiaozhi, one of the members of Sing. My specialty is eating, drinking, having fun and getting scolded!"

An Xiaozhi said pitifully: "Everyone can give me a five-star review, otherwise the captain will hit me in the head again!"

[Hahaha, Xiaobaobao is still a conspicuous bag as always! 】

[Captain: Okay, go back and get beaten! 】

[Xiao Bao is a favorite in the team. Even though the captain beats and scolds him, he actually loves him very much~]

[This boy group, my favorite is Xiaobao. If he fails to take the first place, I will obey him! 】

……

Mu Zhiming, An Xiaozhi, Su Qingqing, and Duan Xunliao nodded and said hello, then took their seats.

Next are Chen Muchi and Wu Chuyi. Wu Chuyi has been following behind Chen Muchi. Because they are recording a program, Chen Muchi is not prone to seizures.

First of all, this program has a wide audience, and it can attract some fans here.

Secondly, this program offers so much that it’s hard not to say no!

"Welcome Muchi and Chuyi, you seem to be a good pair of friends! May I ask, why are you on this show?"

The director knows how to ask questions. As an insider, he can tell there is a hidden secret just by looking at the two people's status!

Chen Muchi smiled with what he thought was the most handsome smile and said: "Hello, viewers in front of the screen, I am Chen Muchi. I play the male lead in "The Legend of Like a Dream". I hope that when the show starts airing, everyone can support "The Legend of Like a Dream". "Biography", thank you all!"

[Isn’t the third male a scumbag? 】

[To be honest, when I read the novel, I didn’t like the role of the third male lead who was just a softie! Will Chen Muchi be like this too? 】

[The drama is the drama, the reality is the reality, why don’t you rise to the level of actors? 】

Chen Muchi mistakenly thought that his handsome introduction would attract many die-hard fans, but unexpectedly he received many negative fans!

These are all opinions on his role as the third male lead.

"Welcome to the first year of junior high school. You are an amateur in the first year of junior high school. What did you do when you were an amateur?"

Wu Chuyi was a little afraid of the camera. He hesitated for a long time before saying: "I am a pole dancer!"

director:"?"

audience:"??"

The director realized something was wrong and immediately helped him out and said, "Junior Year, you are so funny. It's a good thing to be funny in this show!"

Wu Chuyi looked at the director innocently with his big eyes, his fingers almost twisted into knots.

He insisted: "I am a pole dancer, and I love this job!"

Director: Sudden!

Audience: Look what you are saying?

[Hey, young man, you are so handsome, how can you be stupid? 】

[There are too many smart people, so he must give voice to the fools! 】

[There is a clear and stupid look in this child's eyes! 】

[Upstairs, you scolded me too! 】

【+1】

……

The two of them also took their seats, with Wu Chuyi next to Chen Muchi.

Because of this move, netizens went crazy again!

“Dear audience friends, it’s time to reveal the secret guest again!”

"Let us welcome Yiman with the warmest applause, Manman!"

Yi Man appeared in the multi-camera shot, wearing a pair of wide jeans bought by Pin Xixi, a plaid shirt on her upper body, and a pair of sneakers bought by Pin Xixi on her feet. Worthless energy!

She yawned repeatedly and said hello: "Hello, hello, hello everyone!"

The director asked: "Was Manman so excited to participate in our show last night that he couldn't sleep?"

Yiman blinked her big eyes with an innocent look on her face: "I'm sorry, I'm just sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, dozed in summer, and hibernated!"

"Then let me ask, what kind of person does Manman think he is? Because the audience friends have a bit of a misunderstanding about you!"

Yiman acted like a good boy and said: "Patriotic, unprofessional, dishonest, and unfriendly!"

director:"……"

How does this make him come back?

"Hahaha, Manman is in such good shape! He can even joke!"

"My current work status is not good at all. On the contrary, my status is Yiping's off-duty time, Keyun's mental state, and Adjutant Li's salary for pulling a car!"

director:"……"

The world kisses me with pain, and I die of pain!

"Okay, thank you Manman, please take a seat Manman!"

[Is Yiman’s vase intentional? 】

[Why do I think what she said makes sense! 】

[Tch, there is no good thing happening as soon as this vase appears. She must be on this show because of Brother Xunliao! 】

[Yi Man’s working condition is exactly the same as mine. He wants to die, but feels that it’s not me who deserves death! 】

[She wants to go crazy and post it elsewhere, okay? 】

Sand sculpture value +100

Sand sculpture value +100

……

Yi Man smiled with satisfaction and sat down next to Wu Chuyi.

Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao glanced at Yiman calmly.

Yi Man sat down disapprovingly.

She doesn't need to ignore the idiot's eyes, because she's afraid of lowering her IQ!

"Finally we have the last guest, he is the one you have been waiting for..."

"Commercials are back and we continue to reveal!"

audience:"……"

Are you fucking playing with us? Cheap or not?