I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

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There is always a conspicuous package that stands out among a group of people.

Yiman didn't care whether there was a camera catching her. She crossed her legs, nibbling on melon seeds, and sometimes said a few words to Wu Chuyi next to her.

Chen Muchi glanced at her with a warning look, as if to say, "How dare you poach my man?"

Yiman was not angry after being glared at, and focused on the door where the guests entered.

"The commercial is over, and the last mysterious guest appears!"

"We invite the handsome and extraordinary eight-time Best Actor Qi Wei to return to the world!"

Qi Wei was wearing a meticulous black suit, his hair was a micro-cropped hairstyle, and his height of over 1.9 meters was very oppressive. Facing the camera, he smiled lightly and said: "Hello!"

When Qi Weiyi came out, the barrage was almost sparking!

[Holy shit, shit, Director Gu is so brave, he actually invited the retired Movie King Qi to support his appearance! 】

[Woo woo woo, my brother Yueguang, long time no see, I miss you so much! 】

[Let me just say, with his choking tone, who else but him? (Smile)】

[Meng Po: You have already drank 800 bowls. What makes you unable to forget it? I said my brother’s name, and Meng Po gave me a slap in the face: You forgot him too? 】

[Brother, he really has four sets minus three sets. He really has one set! 】

……

"Welcome Teacher Qiwei, may I ask what you think of this program?"

Qi Wei chuckled and faced the camera and said slowly: "It's hard to comment. After all, it's like a mountain apart. I wish you success."

"...Okay, Mr. Qiwei, please take your seat! Our show is about to officially start recording. I hope Mr. Qiwei will have a pleasant experience in the show!"

Qi Wei walked slowly towards the sofa, and the seven people who came first stared at him with their big eyes motionless.

Qi Wei asked a soul question: "Is there something written on my face?"

Su Qingqing stood up dignifiedly and elegantly, stretched out a hand to shake Qi Wei's hand.

"Qiwei, are you coming to this show too? I didn't expect to meet you on this show!"

[It seems that Su Qingqing and Qi Wei know each other very well! 】

[Everyone in the circle knows that Su Qingqing wants to have sex with her, but in the current situation, she doesn't want to have sex with her! 】

[Upstairs, you can eat randomly but not talk nonsense! Su Qingqing is this kind of person! 】

……

Qi Wei looked at her outstretched hand and smiled without any intention of shaking it, but there was no smile in his eyes.

"Do you sell water pipes?"

Su Qingqing's outstretched hand stiffened again and again. She showed a pure smile and said, "Qiwei, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

Qi Wei clicked his tongue, walked to sit next to Yi Man and said, "No worries!"

This sentence made Su Qingqing lose face. She showed a hurt look and slowly sat down, with the grievances of others bullying her written all over her face.

[Isn’t Qi Wei the eight-time Best Actor? No quality at all! I bother! 】

[My brother’s quality is unknown, he becomes stronger when he is strong! 】

[Su Qingqing put all my seductive expression on her face, yuck! Only her crazy fans think she is a simple little white flower! 】

[My brother is a super detective who knows whores at any time and any place! (Smile)】

[You are not allowed to talk about Qingqing. What is wrong with her simply wanting to say hello to the actor? 】

[Idiot fans of Su Qingqing, I have been vaccinated against rabies. Do you think I will be afraid of you? (Smile)】

……

After Su Qingqing sat down, she moved closer to Duan Xunliao, as if she wanted to find comfort.

Duan Xunliao was immediately elated. On impulse, he stood up and said as if to defend justice: "Teacher Qiwei, I respect you as an old-timer, but what you did is really rude. Qingqing just wants to be with you." You shake her hand and you scold her for being nosy?"

Qi Wei glanced at Duan Xunliao, with a look of fool in his eyes, and he said slowly: "Don't talk to me, I'm afraid I'll be a fool!"

"Pfft, what a fool, hahaha! You're acting like a robber, and you're counting money for others!"

Yiman couldn't help laughing when she heard Duan Xunliao being called a fool.

Duan Xunliao was stunned by Qi Wei's words, not even when he was standing, nor when he was sitting!

Finally, Su Qingqing came out to smooth things over and said, "Qiwei, Xunliao, please stop fighting over me!"

"Qi Wei, if he doesn't shake my hand, maybe I really don't deserve it! But please stop arguing, the audience is watching!"

A burst of barrage was output.

【Please stop arguing~】

【Don’t fight because of me~】

【Eh~~】

Yiman suppressed her laughter and almost dug out a magic castle with her toes!

Qi Wei didn't seem to be surprised by what she said. He said softly: "You are good at cooking, I think you are good at adding fuel and vinegar!"

"What brand of plastic bag do you have? It can hold so much!"

Su Qingqing's face suddenly turned pale, and she seemed to be about to cry.

"Don't cry, I'm not dead yet!"

Su Qingqing, who was about to cry, suppressed her voice.

Su Qingqing's expression as if she had eaten shit made Yiman burst into laughter again.

The other guests looked at her with ghostly eyes, thinking: Does she have a big seat? How dare you be so presumptuous!

"Qiwei Actor, do you want to laugh me to death and inherit my thirty-three cents property?"

Qi Wei turned to look at Yiman who was smiling from ear to ear and said, "I know this is wrong, but I can't change it!"

[Hahaha, Teacher Qi Wei is still the same~ Su Qingqing, this little green tea, still wants to wield a knife and a gun in front of Qi Wei, she should die! 】

[Ouch, oops, Su Qingqing’s pure white flowers are about to wither! 】

[Teacher Qiwei has never been idle all day! 】

[Shut up, Qingqing was made angry by Qiwei and Yiman, and you are still making sarcastic remarks here! 】

[The little thing is quite fierce. Knock off the bottle for you! 】

[Su Qingqing’s stupid fans should hide now, the garbage collector is coming! 】

……

The fighting power of Qiwei's fans is obvious to all in the fan circle. I once scolded three fans, and the three fans were like quails. They didn't even dare to fart, so from then on there was a rule in the fan circle. , it’s not good to offend anyone, don’t offend these naughty bitches like Qi Wei!

Gu Chenfeng ran out to smooth things over, and he said proudly: "Hey, we are under the same roof, so be polite, be polite!"

Yiman said: "Instead of internal friction, it is better to blame others!"

Gu Chenfeng touched his nose to cover up his embarrassment, and laughed loudly: "Manman is really funny. His cheerful and lively personality will definitely be loved by others! Bear with me for a while, we are all colleagues!"

Yi Man tilted her head, staring at Gu Chenfeng with her big eyes and said: "I can't bear the calmness for a while, but if I take a step back, I'm getting angrier the more I think about it! You can bear it, I can't bear it!"

"Director, let me tell you one more thing: refuse to be mentally exhausted and go crazy if something happens! If you don't, the door to the mental hospital will always be open!"

The smile on Gu Chenfeng's lips froze immediately. He pulled a handful of hair and discussed with Yi Man: "Man Man, we are recording a program here. You have to be more serious!"

When Gu Chenfeng said this, Yiman immediately said seriously: "This program is sponsored by Yangshizi. Free good books can be found at Yangshizi!"

"Without further ado, the show has officially started. Audience friends, please move your stools, sit in front of the TV screen, and enjoy watching "Farming Love Season 2"!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

Director, you deserve it, you pretend to look like it!

[Hahaha, I didn’t realize that Yiman has funny attributes! 】

[Director Gu: This job is for you! (rolls eyes)]

[Yi Man is really pretending, even Director Gu doesn’t take it seriously, no wonder she is such a fool! 】

Gu Chenfeng pretended to cough a few times, took the microphone and said in an emotional voice: "Welcome guests to our program "Farming Love Season 2". Before the program officially starts, we will play a small game! This game is about Your mission location!”

"Without further ado, this little game is about playing Truth or Dare. After everyone gets to know each other, you can go back to the room and send a short text message to the person you want to team up with tomorrow. If the other person responds to you, explain the team. Team success!”

"Don't be discouraged if your team formation fails, there is still a second chance to choose a partner!"

So, after Gu Chenfeng finished speaking, the rest was left to the guests!

Gu Chenfeng took out a beer bottle and asked, "Which one of you comes first?"

Su Qingqing said softly and gently: "Director Gu, I'll come first!"

"Then Qing Qing comes first!"

Su Qingqing turned the beer bottle and pointed it at Yiman, who was eating melon seeds.

Su Qingqing smiled slightly: "Manman, do you choose truth or dare?"

Yiman: "Truthfully."

"I want to ask Manman, do you have someone you like?"

"Yes! He's so handsome!"

Su Qingqing suddenly became excited and said, "Manman, then who is he?"

Yi Man glanced at her coldly and said, "This is the next question!"

"……OK!"

Yi Man turned the beer bottle and pointed at An Xiaozhi.

"Truth or dare?"

An Xiaozhi smiled and said, "I tell you the truth."

"Excuse me, does your captain know that you are so cute?"

An Xiaozhi: "Huh?"

Then, An Xiaozhi's face turned red and she said nervously: "Sister Manman, I..."

"Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person!"

An Xiaozhi: "?"

He hesitated and said: "Sister Manman, I don't think I'm cute enough, and the captain doesn't think I'm cute either!"

"Tell your captain to look at you more. It will be difficult for him to see such a lovely person in the future!"

An Xiaozhi: "Huh?"

"It's okay, next one!"

Yiman leaned back on the sofa, chewed melon seeds and watched the show.

This time, the bottle of An Xiaozhuan arrived at Qiwei's side.

An Xiaozhi never thought that he would be transferred to Qiwei.

He began to feel restless, and he asked cautiously: "Teacher Qiwei, are you truth or dare?"

"Truthfully."

"Excuse me, what fruit does Teacher Qiwei like to eat?"

Qi Wei glanced at An Xiao in surprise and said, "Grapes."

"Okay, thank you, Teacher Qiwei!"

Qi Wei slowly turned the bottle to Wu Chuyi.

He smiled maliciously and said, "May I ask, how do you feel about your previous significant other?"

Wu Chuyi lowered his head, glanced wildly, opened his eyes and told lies: "I...I don't have a significant other!"

Qi Wei clicked his tongue and said, "It's such a pity that I'm not in the melon field!"

This sentence shocked the barrage.

[Wu Chuyi has a melon on his body? No, what did I miss? 】

【I didn’t become a melon field! I must know this, otherwise I will die for you! 】

[Check for me, I want to know all the information about Wu Chuyi within three minutes! 】

[Upstairs, are you so overbearing that you risk your life? Turning around: Come here, find out all the information about this man for me within three minutes! 】

The beer bottle turned to Yiman again.

Wu Chuyi asked: "Teacher Yiman, do you have anyone you like?"

Yiman stopped eating melon seeds and thought for a while, then said seriously: "It's too tiring to like one person, so I like ten!"

Wu Chuyi: "?"

[A good woman has her ambitions in all directions, but there is a man in her heart who keeps it secret (put her hands together)]

[Some people are in love, some people watch the sea at night, and some people like ten and think they are cool! 】

[Go and ask around in the world, Sister Man is so interested in everyone! 】

[Wu Chuyi: I’m shocked! 】

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Sand sculpture value +100

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