I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations
Chapter 35 Snake, I’m going to be quick
"Sister Qingqing, there is a bug at your feet!"
An Xiaozhi suddenly froze there, his eyes frightened, completely different from the cute little puppy just now.
"Ah, there are bugs, there are bugs." Su Qingqing covered her ears and kept screaming.
She also stepped hard on the place where she had just fallen. Wearing a raincoat and carrying a large medicine bucket, she looked like a jumping frog when she stepped on the ground.
[Bullfrog bullfrog bull. 】
[The toad kisses the frog and looks like an ugly flower. 】
[What a big frog! 】
Where is the weak and rippling energy just now? An Xiaozhi's words brought Su Qingqing back to her original shape.
Then, Su Qingqing was tired from stepping on her legs. Her legs became weak and her whole body trembled.
She asked An Xiaozhi in a long-winded manner: "Xiaozhi, is this insect dead?"
An Xiaozhi comforted her in time and said: "Sister Qingqing, you have trampled that insect to death a long time ago. However, doesn't Sister Qingqing's feet hurt? You still have no mercy at all when you step on an insect!"
His expression changed and his eyes showed grievance: "Sister Qingqing, you are so cruel~"
"Chongchong is so cute, why do you want to step on Chongchong~"
Su Qingqing: "?"
An Xiaozhi's eyes were uneasy and red, as if he had been greatly wronged.
Su Qingqing's eyes darkened, her head was buzzing, her heart was in a state of confusion, and her face became even more confused.
Su Qingqing struggled to squeeze out a few words from her throat: "I... didn't."
"My Chongchong, you died so miserably!"
Su Qingqing: "??"
An Xiaozhi suddenly squatted down and hugged his knees in an effort to suppress his cries. His shoulders trembled and twitched, making the sisters in front of the screen feel distressed.
[Xiao Bao, don’t cry. Chongchong has been trampled to death. It will seek out Su Qingqing’s life in the middle of the night. 】
[Did Su Baihua just pretend to have a sore foot? When she heard there were bugs, she wanted to jump into the sky, but her feet were not affected at all. 】
[Su Baihua is a lazy insect, why doesn’t she trample herself to death? 】
[Xiao Bao has become smarter and knows how to counterattack an army. It is not easy. 】
[Based on years of experience, Xiaobao is either crying or laughing (dog head)]
Su Qingqing pursed her lips. Seeing An Xiaozhi crying softly, she was at a loss. Finally, she gritted her teeth and said.
"Stop crying, Xiaozhi, I will sow one more acre of these five acres of cabbage land."
An Xiaozhi stood up immediately, without a trace of tears in the corner of his eyes, and said with clear eyes: "Thank you very much, Sister Qingqing, that Chongchong has completed its mission!"
"It deserves to die!"
"Sister Qingqing, you still have three and a half acres! Come on."
After saying that, with joy on his face, he continued to carry the medicine bucket to spread the medicine, and even hummed a song.
Su Qingqing: "?"
Where is she and what happened?
Su Qingqing was left alone and disheveled in the wind. A gust of cool breeze blew in, which really had a hint of sadness in it.
[Su Baihua’s back looks like a sentimental frog. 】
[Wearing a green shirt, carrying a green medicine bucket, singing a war song! For the pain of all attachments to love ~ For the pain of all attachments to hatred ~]
[The Temptation of Going Home - Frog Version (put your hands together)]
The program crew also knows how to stir up trouble, and the background music actually played war songs posted by netizens.
How can I put it, it is very similar to the scene where Ellie was dumped by Hong Shixian and Gao Shanshan, but Ellie hates her because of love, and her eyes burst out with strong hatred.
[Qingqing is so pitiful. Her feet hurt and she was teased by the male guest. 】
[She's such a pathetic thing, she's performing the 18-year ban in front of minors. Isn't she disgusting? 】
[Please, An Xiaozhi is already eighteen and an adult. He should be grateful to have a beautiful woman in front of him! Being in the midst of blessings, one does not know the blessings. 】
[Please, Xiaobao will always be eighteen in the hearts of his fans. Besides, he is actually nineteen years old. What’s more, he can’t be interested in a dried pickle in front of him. 】
[Shit, the leader of the Sing boy band who never posts on Weibo did. He was making insinuations about Su Qingqing both in his words and in his words. 】
Sing Youth League—Mu Baiye:
"Don't put the same behavior you have in the industry on a young man. It is bad behavior for both the public and yourself. Please be careful."
[The captain has been watching the live broadcast. I cried. He knows that Xiaobao’s character is easy to be soft-hearted. Fortunately, Xiaobao became stunned today! 】
[Support, if she wants to perform, she can go back to her room and do it. Don't tarnish the eyes of teenagers. 】
[The sound she made just now and the way she twisted her body are so mind-blowing that you can directly report her for spreading pornography on the spot. 】
[No one with a good outlook on life will be a fan of this crazy woman! (Hands together)】
Su Qingqing wanted to pretend to be pitiful to escape the fate of spraying the potion, but she didn't expect to steal the chicken and lose the rice.
Her foul-smelling image ruined her popularity among passers-by, and fans who had some bad ideas also lost their fans one after another.
In just a few minutes, Su Qingqing lost hundreds of thousands of followers.
Now her studio has to be busy again.
The live broadcast came to Qiwei.
It was quite harmonious here. The two of them were collecting firewood on the mountain. Since there was a lot of dry firewood on the ground, they didn't have to cut down the raw ones. They only cut down some dying trees when there were not enough five bundles.
Of course, before cutting down, we also checked with the program team to confirm that these trees were within the felling range because the trees were planted by the villagers.
Although Qi Wei was cutting down trees, his heart was not here. He had already flown to the amusement park.
Will Yi Man fall in love with the greasy-haired man again?
After all, Bai Yueguang is really difficult to kill.
While Qi Wei was lost in thought, Mu Zhining exclaimed: "There is a leather belt under the branch."
"It's a bit cold, but quite comfortable."
【belt? cold? Sister, this is a snake, don't pull it out! 】
[It’s over, Ning Ning is going to faint from being frightened by Snake. 】
[It’s okay, Ningning is already very powerful, she even dares to catch snakes! ! ! 】
belt? cold? What kind of belt is there in the wilderness? Apart from…
Qi Weiyi was so excited that he immediately turned around and stopped Mu Zhiming: "Mu Zhiming, that's a snake..."
It was too late, Mu Zhining had already pulled out the sleeping spicy sticks.
The hot strip was about half a meter long and as big as two fingers. Mu Zhiming grabbed it by the tail. It raised its head and stared sleepily at the human who disturbed its sleep.
Just like that, everyone stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes. Latiao even stuck out his tongue in a friendly manner and grinned as if he was smiling. Mu Zhining was stunned for a few seconds.
Makes a crackling sound.
"Ahhh, snake, snake!"
Qi Wei: "..."
Netizen in the live broadcast room: "..."
You hold on to someone's tail and don't let go, opening your mouth to call a snake?
Qi Wei slowly approached her and said calmly: "Shake it away, it may be poisonous."
Mu Zhining was so scared that she burst into tears: "I'm scared, my hands are weak and I can't shake him off."
Was it her imagination? Latiao was weak to her.
Mu Zhining: "..."
She was so fucked.
So, Mu Zhining put on her gloves and raised her hand to give Hei Bulaqiu's spicy strips a few blows.
While screaming in fear, he gave the snake a big hand.
"Snake!"
"Snapped."
"Snake"
"Snapped."
[Am I too holy? I actually pity that little spicy strip. 】
[I have searched online and found that this snake is not venomous, but its life as a snake is over for now. I hope it will reincarnate as a human in its next life and stop sitting on a snake. 】
[Ning Ning screamed that she was scared, and while not letting go, she even slapped her nose pocket. 】
snake:"……"
Snake, snake, I'm going to be quick.
It slept well and comfortably in its nest, and even though humans pinched its butt and slapped it in the back, it didn't even shout, "What are you shouting?"
Shouldn't it be the one calling out the injustice?
Qi Wei, who saw this scene: "..."
You are afraid of putting the snake down, so what do you mean by hanging him up and beating him up?
After being slapped several times by her, Latiao's body was already erect.
Could it be that a handsome snake is going to...
"Pop." Another click.
He tilted his head and fainted.
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