I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Mu Zhining grabbed Latiao's tail and shook it, thinking it had been slapped to death by her, and was about to throw Latiao away.

Latiao woke up and stared at Mu Zhiming with his big eyes.

Without saying a word, Mu Zhining tried to whip the snake again, but Qiwei found an opportunity and hurriedly knocked the snake in her hand to the ground.

He said: "Stop fighting, show mercy."

If he fights again, even if the king of hell comes, he will not be able to save the ugly snake.

Snake: You didn’t want to let me go either.

Latiao spat out the message, stared at Mu Zhining for a while, and then slipped away.

Human, please wait for me, I want you to know why the flowers are so red.

He is a handsome snake, but he was slapped loudly as soon as he settled down. He is so shameless! !

[Suddenly I felt that this hot strip was a little cute, and its aggrieved look just now pricked me. 】

[Excuse me, are you clairvoyant? How do you see that it is aggrieved? 】

【Feel! I'm talking about feelings! If I am clairvoyant, then you are blind. 】

……

Mu Zhining looked at Qi Wei and said, "Did this spicy stick glare at me just now?"

"Hallucination."

"When I caught it, it smiled at me and was a little weak."

"Hallucination."

Mu Zhining: "..."

"Forget it, asking you is just hallucination, you might as well change the name to hallucination."

Qi Wei: "..."

In Yiman's live broadcast room, Duan Xunliao has already ridden three roller coasters, two jumping machines, and five pirate ships.

After several times, others could no longer find the southeast, northwest, and would vomit every time they finished a project.

While Shen Chaomu was eating, he approached her and said in a soft voice: "Uncle, you are so cute!"

"I persisted in blowing bubbles. From now on, you are the uncle who is the best at blowing bubbles in my heart."

Duan Xunliao didn't know what the bubbles were, so he took them as a compliment.

He held his head high and said with a confident smile: "Of course, why else would your sister Man be obsessed with me? My charm attracted Sister Man. In her heart, I am a real man, and I am the man she admires most. .”

"Oh, my damn charm, I can't take it back no matter what."

Duan Xunliao's confident look made Chen Muchi, a man next to him, feel ashamed.

Duan Xunliao was half shameless and half thick-skinned.

[Zhang...Zhang Han? Reincarnation of Daqing Oilfield? 】

[How did he see that Sister Man was obsessed with him, and how did he see that it was his own charm that attracted Sister Man? How brave do you have to be to say such a thing? 】

【What a big face, it can accommodate thousands of rivers and mountains. 】

[Chen Muchi was speechless by his words. 】

[Chen Muchi: I'm probably tired. 】

Shen Chaomu tilted his head and said in a soft voice: "How narcissistic."

Duan Xunliao: "What did you say? Say it again?"

"Oil."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

How could a little child say such words? Yiman must have been teaching her to speak like this.

Children can't be led astray by Yi Man, he has to help her correct it. Sure enough, there are not many good people in the world, but he is a good person and will always exist in the world.

Duan Xunliao took advantage of Yiman to go to the toilet. He squatted down and said seductively to Shen Chaomu and Chunchun: "Girls can't say these things. It's too rude. I won't be able to get married in the future."

"Uncle, you can't say these things to me. It's too bad. You won't be able to find a wife in the future."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Duan Xunliao suppressed his anger and said with a kind face: "Girls should be reserved and not contradict adults. This is very impolite behavior."

"Uncle, you are not even human!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

This is what a six-year-old would say, and he would believe it even if she said she was 16.

"Of course uncle is a human being. How can he be charming enough to attract your sister Man if he is not a human being?"

After Shen Chaomu heard this sentence, he frowned and said in a very disgusting tone: "Uncle, I saw something on TV that I should not say."

Duan Xunliao: "Just tell me, uncle won't mind."

Shen Chaomu pursed his lips angrily and said, "The toad wants to eat swan meat. It's a wishful thinking."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

[Twilight: He tui will kill you with a mouthful of salt soda. 】

[Duan Youyou really has hair on her navel---she's just pretending. 】

[It’s really an eye-opener for an old lady to have her double eyelids cut. Duan Xunliao meets a six-year-old girl on the street. 】

[Is Duan Xunliao sick? You tell a six-year-old child that she is rude and cannot get married? It was really an old woman crawling under the covers---it made me laugh. 】

[Twilight is so disgusting. Sister supports you and kills him. 】

【+1】

……

Surely this is a six-year-old child, and the soul is definitely not that of a 26-year-old adult?

Duan Xunliao's face turned dark and he pushed Shen Chaomu. Shen Chaomu's small body was pushed by Duan Xunliao and fell to the ground.

A flash of innocence flashed through her innocent eyes, she curled her lips and cried out.

When Chen Muchi heard the sound, he quickly picked up Shen Chaomu and coaxed her carefully.

"Be good, don't cry."

"Brother, I don't like my uncle. He pushed me, wuwuwu."

Chen Muchi coaxed her gently again: "It's okay. Don't cry. Can you buy some ice cream later?"

Shen Chaomu: "Well..."

Chen Muchi glared at Duan Xunliao fiercely, and said in an angry tone: "Can you please consider your behavior? What do you care about with a child?"

"The child is still young and can say whatever comes to his mind. Why are you taking advantage of it?"

Duan Xunliao snorted coldly: "Innocent? She has been led astray by Yiman a long time ago. She can say anything and doesn't look like a child at all."

"Do you know what she just said? She said that I am a toad who wants to eat swan meat and is delusional."

"Look, does this still make sense?"

Chen Muchi gave him a roll of his eyes: "Isn't it true? There is nothing wrong with being confident, but Pu Xin is totally wrong!"

"A tree that doesn't need bark will definitely die, but a person who has no shame is invincible."

[Chen Muchi is so nice. Although he is a scumbag, he is very loving towards Twilight. 】

[He must have thought of his childhood, when he was wronged and had no parents to rely on, and his grandfather was too old to worry about it, so he endured it silently and swallowed his grievances. When he saw Twilight like this, he didn't want Twilight to be wronged and had no one to comfort him, so he tried his best to be nice to Twilight. 】

[Chen Muchi is beautiful but weak, I am a fan. 】

At this time, Yi Man walked over with a smile and happened to see Shen Chaomu in Chen Muchi's arms with his eyes open, obviously showing signs of crying.

Yi Man asked Chen Muchi: "What's wrong? Why is Twilight crying?"

"He's not Duan Xunliao yet, he's convinced to the core, so Twilight just said a few joking words, and he broke through."

Upon hearing this, Yiman glanced at Duan Xunliao, her eyes filled with unclear meaning.

But in Duan Xunliao's view, Yiman was looking at him affectionately, as if she wanted to stand by his side, so he raised his head high, as if he was waiting for praise.

Chen Muchi couldn't bear to see him like this.

This was the first time he saw someone raising his neck and arrogantly waiting for someone to scold him.

Did he think that Yiman would praise him? Then his brain is really funny and kicked by the donkey.

"Yi Man, this kid keeps saying bad things about you. I can't stand it. I just taught her a lesson."

[Fuck, fuck, he’s so mean. I really want to rush in and slap him wildly. 】

[Is Duan Xunliao a student with perfect scores in the bad ethics exam? 】

[Duan Xunliao is very good at adding oil and vinegar. He should be good at cooking, yue! 】

After Duan Xunliao finished speaking, he glared at Shen Chaomu with a proud look on his face.

What do children know? She didn't dare to refute anyway. Chen Muchi also hated Yiman and would definitely not speak for her. Yiman wouldn't know if he made things even more jealous.

Duan Xunliao has forgotten, the live broadcast is still going on, and his every move is seen and remembered by netizens.

Because he did not see the cameraman standing in front of him, he mistakenly thought that the live broadcast was not on. In fact, the cameraman had changed into casual clothes and was hidden in the crowd. Otherwise, the bright and clear shooting would cause dissatisfaction among the masses.

Shen Chaomu was glared at by Duan Xunliao and quickly buried his head on Chen Muchi's shoulder.

When Chen Muchi saw this, he couldn't help but feel soft-hearted.

She really looks like when he was a child, he was wronged but could only bear it silently without his parents around.

Thinking about this, Chen Muchi became even more dissatisfied with Duan Xunliao.

Although he is a scumbag and has a lot of boyfriends and girlfriends, he still has a conscience.

When Yiman's eyes stared at him, there was no emotion at all. Her cold gaze went straight to Duan Xunliao's heart, making his heart tremble.

However, he then thought about Yi Man who was so in love with her at the moment and they were reluctant to do anything to him.

It was later discovered that he was completely wrong. Yiman was a very vengeful person.

If you mess with her, you will usually get no good results. Next, he saw that the amusement park was all around the road.