I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yiman looked at him for a while, her eyes flashed, and she said with a smile: "I want to play in the haunted house. Can you play with me? I'm timid and afraid of ghosts."

Duan Xunliao showed an expression that said, "You can't do it without me." He raised his eyebrows and smiled wickedly: "Aren't you afraid of the sky and the earth? Are you afraid of ghosts? Sure enough, women are pretentious."

Yiman's lips were always curled up, and there was no fear in his expression. Guests who were good at observing people's emotions had long noticed that Yiman's expression indicated that he was about to cause trouble.

"Since you begged me, I will reluctantly play with you once."

Yiman: "Okay, I hope you won't regret it."

"Are you saying that I will regret playing in the haunted house with you? It's a joke, I've said what I said and it's hard to keep up."

"Let's go and play the haunted house with a delicate woman like you, otherwise you wouldn't even have seen what a haunted house looks like."

Yiman didn't answer. She looked at Chen Muchi and said, "You take her around for fun, I have something to do."

After saying that, she went in the direction of the haunted house.

Yiman and Duan Xunliao arrived in front of the haunted house. Yiman looked up and glanced at the four words "Injustice Building" written in red fonts on the signboard. It was a bit scary in broad daylight.

Duan Xunliao stretched out his head and took a look inside the haunted house. He saw that it was pitch black inside and there were occasional pitiful screams. He immediately regretted agreeing to Yiman out of concern for face.

Yiman looked at his cowardly look and said in disgust: "Are you afraid? Sure enough, men are just pretentious!"

Duan Xunliao: "?"

Isn't this what he said to her just now? She actually followed his example and returned it to him.

At this time, the staff came over and introduced the rules to them:

"Welcome to the Crying House. As long as you find the key to unlock the exit door in the haunted house within an hour, you can complete the challenge."

"Excuse me, are you two sure you want to challenge?"

Yiman: "OK."

Duan Xunliao's words of refusal were swallowed into his stomach. Now that he had agreed, he could not regret it.

The two walked into the gloomy haunted house. The gloomy and dark environment made Duan Xunliao feel a coldness on his neck, and his hands unconsciously pulled up Yiman's sleeves.

Yiman curled her lips calmly in the darkness: "Are you afraid?"

"No, I just feel a little cold. You are worrying too much."

[No, no, no, no one is really afraid of haunted houses. 】

[When the sky falls, Duan Xunliao’s mouth is holding it up. 】

[Isn’t Duan Xunliao a real man? Are real men still afraid of ghosts? 】

【My whole body is soft, but my mouth is hard. 】

Duan Xunliao's trembling legs made Yiman unable to maintain a cold face more than once. She still kept a cold face for the next plan.

Duan Xunliao looked at the blood-stained walls and the terrifying skull around him. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva. The sound of swallowing saliva was obvious in the darkness. He said harshly: "I'm not afraid at all. I'm really serious." Man, he is Qingqing’s licking dog!”

[Lick the dog ~ Hey hey hey ~ Lick the dog. 】

[Duan Xunliao: Woof woof woof, Qingqing, please look at me again. 】

[I was so scared that I even revealed that I was not a human being. 】

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Yiman: "..."

Look, isn’t this so scary that you start to think you’re a dog licker? This isn’t just fear, what is it?

Yiman said a little amused: "Are you afraid that you will change species?"

"It's a rare sight!"

Duan Xunliao gave Yiman a hard look and said, "Lick the dog, lick the dog, lick everything you want!"

Duan Xunliao said proudly: "You are not worthy of being a licking dog."

Yiman groaned and continued moving forward with a cold face.

"Yi Man, how about we..."

When Yiman saw the cameraman sneaking into the room next to them, Yiman smiled evilly: "Okay, you can go in and search the room next to them."

Duan Xunliao: "?"

When did he agree?

When Duan Xunliao looked at the dark room emitting red and green light with trembling pupils, he immediately retreated in his heart.

"No, I..."

Before the word "Afraid" could be uttered, Yiman kicked her in the butt and stumbled into the room. Yiman closed the door smoothly.

No matter how Duan Xunliao knocks on the door, Yiman always says the same thing: "I'll wait for you outside the door while you look for the key inside. You shouldn't let me, a weak woman, take risks!"

Duan Xunliao inside knocked on the door to no avail. I wonder if he listened and didn't knock on the door again.

Duan Xunliao in the room took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight, illuminated the surroundings, and really rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find the key.

Maybe it was because Yi Man stayed outside the door for a long time that she became bolder and rummaged through the boxes and cabinets faster and faster.

He was relaxing and reached into a cabinet when Duan Xunliao touched a round, smooth object. He took it out without thinking much.

The moment he took out the skull with two bleeding holes, he screamed, turned over in fright, and threw his cell phone aside.

The skull with two bleeding holes was thrown on the floor by Duan Xunliao at this moment. The skull illuminated by the mobile phone in the dark looked particularly weird.

Duan Xunliao hurriedly picked up his cell phone and crawled under a bed. He happened to meet a skull with long hair and bleeding holes.

"Ah, ghost!"

Duan Xunliao screamed and crawled out of the bed again. He leaned against the bed and breathed a sigh of relief to calm down the panic in his heart. A cold hand quietly touched Duan Xunliao's. on the shoulders.

Duan Xunliao irritably slapped the hand away and growled: "Don't bother me."

The cool hand touched her again.

"I told you to stop fucking bothering..."

He turned his head irritably, and saw a female ghost with disheveled hair staring at him with a pair of red eyes.

Duan Xunliao's body was trembling and he didn't even have the consciousness to escape. He just stared blankly at the female ghost, and his breathing became much softer.

The female ghost opened her bloody mouth and blew a breath of cold air into Duan Xunliao's ear, her voice resentful: "Handsome man, please come and accompany me. I'm so lonely."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

[What are ghosts afraid of? Get out and open the garden baby, baka baka baka beep ka hey. 】

[What are ghosts afraid of? Open Douyin and turn on the big head special effects. The ghost will immediately become cute~]

[What are you afraid of ghosts, the music starts~ I am afraid of ghosts, but they have not hurt me at all. I am not afraid of people, but people have hurt me all over. 】

[The people upstairs are enough for six. 】

It was his own fault that he could not survive. All this was his own doing.

If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have allowed Yiman to come to this hellish place.

Duan Xunliao lowered his voice and looked at the female ghost and said, "You have recognized the wrong person. I am a licking dog, not a human being."

The female ghost came closer to him and faintly said: "Haha, come and accompany me..."

"Do not."

The female ghost was pushed to the ground by Duan Xunliao. The female ghost smiled jeeringly and immediately got up to chase Duan Xunliao.

Duan Xunliao wanted to escape from this place and ran to knock on the door. No matter how he shouted, the door would not open.

Duan Xunliao was completely panicked now. When he saw that the female ghost behind him was about to catch up with him, he slammed the door harder.

In a hurry, he found the doorknob and turned it. The door opened and he ran away without looking back. The cameraman hurried out of the closet and chased after him.

The female ghost pulled off her hair, revealing Yiman's face, which was covered with female ghost makeup. She quickly found a red dress from the closet, took off her white robe, put it back in the closet, and put it on. Wearing a long red dress, she went out the door and happened to see a male ghost passing by on a skateboard. Without saying a word, he snatched his skateboard over and kicked it out of sight.

Bring it to you.

Male ghost: "..."

[Sister Man: Skateboard, bring it to you. 】

[It has to be Sister Man, enough for six. 】

[Male ghost: No one speaks for me? 】

[Male ghost: Before my lawyer comes, I will never say a word. 】

[Male ghost: You are so arrogant, you stole my meal from me, please compensate me! 】

Yiman quickly slid the skateboard to find Duan Xunliao. Because her dress was very long, it covered the skateboard under her feet and seemed to be floating in the dark.

Duan Xunliao here entered a darker and gloomier corridor. The traffic lights overhead flashed and crossed, adding a bit of eerieness to the corridor.

Duan Xunliao bravely walked forward, while looking around cautiously, when suddenly a red shadow floated past his eyes.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

A resentful and desolate voice penetrated Duan Xunliao's ears.

He took a few steps back, turned around and ran away. Unexpectedly, just after running a few steps, a disheveled female ghost in a red dress floated towards him.

"Ah! Ghost!"

[Female ghost, retreat! retreat! retreat! 】

[Sister Man’s skateboard is very smooth. Please provide the skateboard link. 】

【Tie Q...】

[Sister Man, you have taken away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain. 】

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Duan Xunliao ran back, crying as he ran, looking back from time to time, not knowing, but he was startled when he saw the female ghost floating towards him with its teeth and claws bared!

That’s right, your feet don’t touch the ground! It's floating!

Duan Xunliao shouted for help and ran forward even harder.

The picture on the surveillance camera showed a man running in front of him with his nose full of tears, followed by a female ghost leisurely floating behind him.

There are four connections in the haunted house. This room is connected to another room. After entering through a corridor, there is a room, and when you open the door, there is another room.

Duan Xunliao scurried around like a mouse crossing the street, thinking that he could get rid of the female ghost. In fact, the female ghost changed her outfit again.

She was standing upright in the corridor, pretending to be a female zombie from the Qing Dynasty. At this time, Xunliao was panting and bent over to exhale in front of her. He leaned to the side and glanced sideways at the female zombie, thinking it was a fake. People didn’t think much about it.

Unexpectedly, the dummy directly grabbed his arm, let out a jeering laugh, and showed two bright fangs: "Jie Jiejie, I caught you..."

[It’s over, it’s over, Duan Xunliao wants Barbie Q. 】

[Let a friend tell me, is this a real zombie? 】

[Yes, she doesn’t hurt people. She eats them and runs away. 】

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The cold touch made Duan Xunliao jump three meters high, trying to shake off the zombie's hand.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, eldest sister. Please let me go, auntie. Your great-grandmother and your great-aunt have been chasing me for several rounds! Wuwuwu."

"I'm still young, I don't want to die, wuwuwu."

Duan Xunliao cried and begged.

Duan Xunliao took advantage of the female zombie's trance and swung it harder. After breaking free, the female zombie grabbed her clothes. Duan Xunliao pulled hard, and the clothes were in tatters like rags, revealing her bright face. ,Ran.

The female zombie jumped up and down to chase him.

This is what happens in surveillance.

A man was running naked in front, followed by a Qing Dynasty female zombie jumping up and down in pursuit.

The haunted house echoed with the screams of the female zombies and the echoes of Duan Xunliao wiping his nose, which was extremely funny.

[Duan Xunliao: I am lucky to have you. 】

[Are today’s male celebrities already so wild? 】

[Duan Xunliao: Are you polite? 】

[Sister Man, what bad intentions do you have? You are just protecting the calf. (Hands together)】

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During this hour, Duan Xunliao was chased by a female ghost in white, a female ghost in red, a Qing Dynasty female zombie who had her shirt ripped off, a zombie who had her pants ripped off, leaving only her underpants covering her body, and finally she was chased by a man in white. The skull chased him, and after the only tattered strip of cloth on his upper body was torn off, two lonely little red beans were revealed, messy in the wind, and all he had left was a pair of Spongebob's underwear.

After seeing that it was almost done, Yiman reorganized herself and went to find Duan Xunliao leisurely as if nothing had happened.

I'm having a hard time, go give me some warmth.

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[Manjie mourns (dry) heart (gets) disease (beautiful) crazy (beautiful)]

[No abdominal muscles, bad reviews, and lost my powder. 】

[Skeleton Demon is even sexier than him, bad reviews, and lost fans. 】

[But this is really good, Yiman teased me like this. 】

[This kind of cheap man who even pushes down a six-year-old child deserves to be like this! 】

[Laughing so hard, SpongeBob? Don't be too outrageous. I didn't expect him to be so slutty behind his back. 】

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