I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

The game of Truth or Dare ended here. After the guests said good night to the audience in front of the camera, they all went back to their rooms.

After returning to the room. The guests all took out their mobile phones to send messages to the partners they wanted to form a team with.

Su Qingqing opened WeChat, took a deep breath, typed a line and sent it.

Not long after, she also received a message on her phone.

"Qing Qing, let's form a team tomorrow!"

After Su Qingqing read this message, she ignored it without saying anything.

Qi Wei had just come out of the shower, with drops of water still dripping from his hair. He picked up his phone and saw a message.

"Qiwei, don't you remember me?"

Qi Wei frowned and crossed out the message impatiently.

When he first came on the show, I played amnesia jokes with him, and he was sick.

Just as Qi Wei was about to put down his phone, another message was sent.

"Teacher Qiwei, I hope I can collaborate with you in a play in the future!"

Qiwei crossed out that message again.

When it was Yiman's turn, Yiman was more casual. She thought about it again and again, and discovered the bug of texting!

He didn't say it was only for the opposite sex? Just sending a text message is enough, right?

Oh, she is really a very smart person.

So, she sent a text message to Mu Zhining.

"666 is so beautiful. 6666 is so beautiful that I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed by you, a fairy who is shy of the moon and flowers!"

Mu Zhining received the message: "?"

Lao Tie, are you okay? Just eat plums if you're okay!

……

In the early morning, Gu Chenfeng opened the door of Yiman's room and slipped into the room with the cameraman like a loach.

Night owl netizens are excited.

[Does Director Gu want to be a thief when he wakes up so early? 】

[Director Gu’s stomach is full of bad water right now! Don't disturb him! 】

[Sure enough, the early bird catches the worm! 】

Gu Chenfeng, who was full of bad intentions, sneaked into Yi Man's room and shouted in her ear: "All the handsome guys have been snatched away by Su Qingqing!"

"what?"

Yiman sat up in shock, looked at Gu Chenfeng with an evil smile in front of her, and said speechlessly: "Director Gu, do you really think of me as a donkey?"

"Made, when I wake up, I really want to punch the world. It's just because I have to get up early!"

[I'm up, you go to sleep, don't be in a hurry, you won't make much contribution to society anyway]

[On the road in the morning, every dog ​​passing by me would be scolded]

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Gu Chenfeng hissed twice: "Manman, keep your voice down!"

Seeing his guilty conscience, Yi Man compromised and said, "Forget it, forgive everything before going to bed, and wake up to take over the world!"

Gu Chenfeng caught her words and said, "Now I have a chance for you to destroy the world!"

"Get up, get dressed, and go get the other guests up! Tell them to gather in the lobby on the first floor at eight o'clock sharp, and any latecomers will be shot!"

Yiman: "Any means? Any words?"

Gu Chenfeng nodded firmly!

Yiman immediately climbed out of bed, brushed her teeth and went out.

Gu Chenfeng followed up and said, "If you don't change your clothes, the camera will still be here!"

Yiman waved her hands, looking unconcerned: "My pajamas make me look harmless!"

"Is there a speaker?"

Gu Chenfeng: "?"

[Yi Man is quite down-to-earth, what should I do if I want to become a fan of her? 】

[You are so slow, I have been a fan for a long time and have become a fan! I will never forget the iron pot stew! 】

[Woo woo woo, my Manman finally has fans? We old fans could only live in an ignoble existence before! 】

【Yiman is going to cause trouble! (screaming)]

……

The room Yi Man went to first was Qi Wei's. She took out the key given by Gu Chenfeng and opened the door of Qi Wei's room.

When I went in, I saw Qiwei sleeping soundly on the bed, and the little devil in Yiman's heart was at work.

I don’t have much hair, so I have to wake up you little bastards!

I don’t know who invented good morning? Who's better?

So she Yiman raised a loudspeaker and stood in front of Qiwei's bed and shouted expressionlessly: "Get up, no one around you is still sleeping so vigorously!"

[Are they all princes and princesses? I’ve already gotten up and swept eight streets. Is there anyone still sleeping?]

[Every morning when I wake up, I will take a look at the rich list. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. If there is, I will go to the mental hospital to register. 】

[I like to get up early and feel like the lid of the coffin has been blown off]

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……

Qi Wei opened his hazy eyes and met Yi Man's sinister eyes!

What? Is he her father-killer?

Seeing that he didn't get up, Yi Man shouted again: "If you don't work, you won't have food. Stop pretending and get up."

The sound from the loudspeaker made Qi Wei's ears ring a little, but he was not annoyed. With a smile on his handsome and evil face, he opened the quilt. He was tall and long, and he landed on the ground, which was a head taller than Yi Man.

He suppressed a smile at Yi Man: "Get up and defeat 99% of the lazy dogs in the country!"

[Woo woo woo, handsome guys are rare to begin with, and handsome guys who can be funny are even rarer! 】

[Worker: As soon as the alarm clock goes off, 500 reasons for asking for leave appear in my mind, but none of them are reliable. 】

[Good morning to all my netizens who have never met each other before. 】

……

[I really like going to work and earning money. The kind of money I can’t earn even though I work hard is really fascinating to me]

Yi Man was shaken by Qi Wei's smile, but she quickly calmed down and said, "Next! Remember to meet in the lobby on the first floor at eight o'clock!"

After saying that, Yiman went out to another room!

Yiman came to Duan Xunliao's room, and as soon as she entered the door, she took a loudspeaker and shouted at the top of her voice: "Get up, I hope the person who is still sleeping falls off the bed!"

Duan Xunliao turned over impatiently, snuggled into the quilt, and continued to sleep.

You don't take her seriously, do you?

"I haven't woken up from my spring sleep. I have a little trouble. Good morning. Even if it's not good, it's good. Get up!"

Yiman used the power of Hedong Lion's Roar to lift Duan Xunliao's quilt hard, and Duan Xunliao, who was wearing Patrick Star pants, jumped up from the bed in fright.

Duan Xunliao saw that it was Yiman and blurted out: "Are you damn sick? Why are you yelling so early!"

Yiman: "Do you have medicine?"

"Now that you're awake, wash your face and wake up. There's a pound of eye droppings in your eyes. Let's meet in the lobby on the first floor at eight o'clock!"

After saying that, Yiman ignored Duan Xunliao's cannibalistic eyes and went to harm the next guest.

[Duan Xunliao is so sexy, wearing panties with Patrick Star pattern. 】

[A person who is sleeping soundly and is woken up by someone using a loudspeaker will go crazy, right? But Qi Wei is not crazy...]

[Duan Xunliao: People can empathize with animals. I began to understand that chickens wake up early and scream. Luck...]

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……

When they arrived at Mu Zhining's room, Yi Man became visibly gentler.

She didn't even use the horn and called softly: "Little beauty, wake up, the sun is shining on your butt!"

Mu Zhining warned and opened her eyes to see Yiman smiling, her tone was a bit hoarse as if she had just woken up, and her expression was a little confused. Not to mention how cute she was!

"Manman, good morning!"

"Good morning, good morning, the early bird catches the worm! Brush your teeth, wash your face, and meet in the lobby on the first floor at eight o'clock sharp!"

"Ok!"

[Sure enough, beauties will double standard against beauties! 】

[I just yelled at the two boys, but I used coaxing at the girls! 】

[Yi Man is still too comprehensive! 】

[Alas, the goal of only boys being injured in this world has been achieved! 】

Later, Yiman woke up Wu Chuyi, Chen Muchi and Su Qingqing respectively.

When waking up Su Qingqing, Iman's tone used all her strength, frightening Su Qingqing and throwing her off the bed. She left with satisfaction.

It is better to go crazy and harm others than to let others go crazy and harm yourself.

At eight o'clock sharp, all the guests were waiting in the lobby on the first floor.

Gu Chenfeng took the microphone and shouted: "Last night, only Chen Muchi and Wu Chuyi were a couple! Did you send text messages to the others?"

Yiman adjusted her posture, took an apple from the table and gnawed on it: "Director Gu, you are too fierce. I was born a coward and you scared me!"

When Yi Man said this, Gu Chenfeng really restrained his voice.

"You form a team on the spot. If you don't form a team, I'll form it for you!"

Su Qingqing looked at Gu Chenfeng and smiled softly: "Director Gu, I decided to team up with Xun Liao!"

"Xun Liao, are you willing?"

Duan Xunliao was surprised and delighted and said, "Yes!"

Later, Mu Zhining and An Xiaozhi formed a group, and Qi Wei and Yi Man formed a group!

After the partners were formed, Gu Chenfeng took out eight small cards and said: "There are eight tasks here. You send someone to draw them. Whatever you draw will complete the task. Those who complete the task can have a luxurious meal. No Those who finish can only eat steamed buns and give them water!"

[This is too cruel. I have wronged Qing Qing! 】

[Why is your Qing Qing aggrieved? Little White Flower can also give you water to fill her stomach! 】

【This is exciting, I love watching it! 】

……

The first person to draw was Su Qingqing, and she told the task she had drawn.

"Help the farmer uncle herd the cattle!"

[This task is so simple, it’s so easy for Su Qingqing! (Smile)】

[People upstairs, are you the reincarnation of Lemon Spirit? So sour! 】

Wu Chuyi read out what he drew: "Help the farmer uncle clean up the pig pen!"

Chen Muchi glared at him with an unfulfilled look.

What kind of crappy task did he get? He came here to gain followers, not to wash pig pens!

【This is a delicious mission! 】

[Chen Muchi’s eyes are so fierce, he just glared at Wu Chuyi! 】

[Hey, his head is so big and downwards. It turns out he is a man with a lower head! 】

……

The barrage has deflected its course.

An Xiaozhi: "Help the farmer uncle pick five baskets of apples!"

【This task is so simple! 】

[Five baskets of apples? I wonder how big that basket is? (sweat)】

"Help the farmer's uncle's grandson with his Chinese homework?"

Yi Man was a little doubtful about life, so she said: "Director Gu, why don't you just treat us two like beans to help you entertain?"

"I'm not saying that my resentment for helping my children with their homework can resurrect ten evil sword fairies!"

Gu Chenfeng: "It's okay. Children nowadays are very smart and obedient, and they are also very nice people!"

Qi Wei stared at Gu Chenfeng with an expressionless face, and tapped the small card with his slender fingers to reply: "How are you on the surface, but on the inside I am good to you, Mom!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

Can this show still be recorded?