I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

After the guests got the task, everyone was ready to go to their farmer uncle's house.

When Yi Man changed into a black sportswear and came out of the room, Su Qingqing happened to come out of the room.

The two of them looked at each other.

Yiman glanced at her outfit.

The permanent red floral skirt and hairpin hairstyle, her hands were also manicured, and she wore a pair of white high heels on her feet.

Wear these to herd cattle? Shouldn't this be raised to heaven by a cow?

Su Qingqing folded her hands in front of her and greeted Yi Man: "Manman, what a coincidence!"

She looked at Yi Man's clothes and smiled and said, "Why don't you dress more handsomely when you help your children with their homework? Sportswear is too casual!"

Yi Man glanced around her clothes from toe to head and shook her head: "Let me see who is exuding charm? Oh, it's me!"

Su Qingqing: "..."

[What truth is Yiman talking about? 】

[To be honest, I strongly agree that Yi Man is a flower vase. Doesn’t this mean that he has dumped Su Qingqing ten times? 】

[Yi Changchang has a vicious look on his face, but Qingqing is still innocent! 】

……

Su Qingqing added: "Children all like beautiful women. What should I do if Man Man doesn't like him if he wears something so ordinary?"

Yi Man looked Su Qingqing up and down with amusement in her eyes, and Su Qingqing suddenly felt uneasy.

What does she want to do?

Yi Man: "Oh, it's not as tiring as you pretending to be pretty. Fortunately, I'm really pretty!"

"To be honest, every time I feel bad, I look in the mirror."

Su Qingqing: "..."

Su Qingqing pretended to be calm, but the next moment she pretended to be innocent.

"Manman, I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing! I shouldn't have said that you are unpopular with others! Please forgive me!"

It seemed like I was going to cry immediately, so pitiful.

[Su Qingqing is a Longjing tea made in 1982, which is an old green tea! 】

[I really envy the skin on Su Qingqing’s face, it’s so well-maintained! 】

[Old sow Su Qingqing shakes her bra, one set after another. 】

……

Ding dong.

"Your mission has been reached. Please defeat the heroine to earn 2000 cheat points. Please complete the mission in time."

"This system has been upgraded. After the upgrade, it has many functions, many vests, and many golden fingers!"

"The name of this system is Quack, and he is the most handsome and brave duck in the system!"

"I have something to do. Let's talk about it when you have time. Here is the green tea. I want to make green tea!"

quack:"……"

Yi Man held her arms and said speechlessly: "Su Qingqing, don't cry like you're crying in mourning. How unlucky! You might as well join the mourning brigade!"

"Also, I just want to be a good Samaritan. If you go out to herd cows in this outfit, you're going to be pushed up to the sky by the cows, and your feces may even be pushed out!"

After saying that, Yi Man ignored Su Qingqing's grievance and left humming a tune, leaving Su Qingqing alone there.

The mission has been completed, the sand sculpture value of 2000 has been received, and the magic power has been obtained.

This scene made the screen tilt to one side.

[Is Yiman sick? She didn't see that Qingqing was already crying, and she even cursed Qingqing for being fucked by a cow! 】

[That’s right, Qingqing is so innocent. Just to remind you, after being scolded by others, Yiman is a little strong person that everyone calls for beating! 】

[Ouch, Su Qingqing’s property has become a green belt, and it’s just you idiot fans who think she’s a little white flower! 】

[Su Qingqing is just like a moldy grape, full of bad things! Her stupid fan is born to be a cucumber, so she needs to be photographed! 】

……

Most of Su Qingqing's fans are primary school students with low educational level, and they are speechless at the output of Yi Man fans.

Duan Xunliao just came out and saw Su Qingqing crying in frustration. He hurriedly walked up and comforted: "Qingqing, what's wrong with you? Who bullied you?"

Su Qingqing wiped her tears and said stubbornly: "It's okay, Xunliao, I deserve this!"

"What happened? Did Yiman bully you?"

Su Qingqing bit her lip and looked at Duan Xunliao with tearful eyes: "Xunliao, don't blame Yiman, it's all my fault..."

Seeing Su Qingqing like this, Duan Xunliao didn't understand anything. He said angrily: "Yi Man, you still won't change your ways! I didn't bully you before, but now I still bully you!"

[No, Yiman bullied Su Qingqing before? 】

[Why do I feel like he pulled it out directly from his mouth? 】

[Upstairs, you are so advanced in swearing! 】

……

"Xunliao, stop talking, it's okay, Yiman didn't mean it!"

Duan Xunliao became even more angry. Seeing that the camera was still filming, he pointed at the cameraman and shouted: "What are you filming? Get out of the way!"

audience:"?"

Cameraman: "??"

[Does Duan Xunliao have that serious illness? If you are sick, go to a psychiatric hospital! 】

[Duan Xunliao and Su Qingqing were originally a pair of turtles looking for a bastard, they were all the same! 】

[Isn’t Duan Xunliao very gentle and elegant? He looked like a badass just now! 】

[Stop talking, Song Yan has already shown human-to-human transmission (put your hands together)]

[Su Qingqing is the Lord of Hell who posted the notice, full of lies! 】

For a time, Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao were in the top five of a certain blog’s hot search list.

#苏青青青茶#

#Another Song Yan#

#多浵寮：get out of here#

Hot searches were on the list, and Su Qingqing's team was very busy. They wanted to reduce the popularity, and at the same time they wanted to buy trolls to save their reputations.

Unexpectedly, netizens didn't buy it and went to Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao's studio to make weird noises.

[Ouch, Su Qingqing’s character has collapsed! Green tea is born! 】

【What? Is it green tea? Let's do this, ask her to become the director of the tea garden. 】

[Duan Xunliao: I’ll peel off your skin! 】

[Su Qingqing: Brother~嘤嘤嘤~~]

The fighting power of this generation of netizens is comparable to that of Wei fans back then, and they all have unforgiving mouths.

Yiman and Qiwei went to the mission location.

The farmer uncle is waiting there! He was alone.

The program team asked the guests to help these simple peasant uncles complete their tasks because they are all left-behind elderly people.

Their children have gone to work outside, and there are only old people at home. It is inconvenient to do anything when they are old, so the program team formulated these tasks.

Although the program crew sometimes behaves inappropriately, sometimes they still behave like humans!

"Hello, farmer uncle, we are recording a program! Now, we have a task to help your grandson with his homework!"

Lin Bo smiled kindly: "The program team has made it clear to me, come on, you guys come in with me! My grandson is in the house!"

After Yiman and Qiwei entered, they heard the sound of playing games.

There was a boy who looked like a junior high school student playing games and spitting curse words.

Lin Bo said with an embarrassment on his face: "His parents are not at home. Since he wants to play, I will let him!"

"You guys sit down first, I'm going to wash some fruits!"

Qi Wei: "Okay, thank you, uncle."

Yiman was a familiar person. She walked over and sat next to him. She leaned over to watch his operation and said, "Real food!"

Qi Wei was sitting on the sofa on the other side. Hearing Yiman's words, the corner of his mouth curled up.

[Yi Man is so disrespectful that he can’t even say words of encouragement? 】

[King of Glory upstairs, please shut up, I really want to stuff shit into your mouth! 】

[What is Yiman doing? How harmful this is to the psychology of junior high school students! 】

[Didn’t you notice that Best Actor Qi was smiling? 】

This barrage was quickly blocked.

……

At the end of the game, the boy was just about to relax his neck when he turned around and saw Yi Man staring at him.

He asked: "Who are you?"

"A hug, your teacher Yiman!"

"teacher?"

Lin Yi looked at her for a while and sneered: "A primary school student, right?"

Yiman: "..."

Gaga: "Host, this little brat is scolding you!"

"I'm not deaf, I hear. Let the bullets fly longer!"

Yi Man glanced at his phone, sighed and said, "How did you get to 0-15-1 like a fish? Can you teach me your experience?"

Lin Yi looked embarrassed and put away his phone to defend himself: "I...I didn't perform well!"

Yi Man frowned and smiled: "I play with my feet better than you!"

"I just watched it for a while, and I came to the conclusion that there are still many good people in the world!"

Lin Yi: "For example?"

"For example, if you are a charity organization, you give away people's heads to bring warmth to others!"

Lin Yi: "..."

Yiman rubbed salt on his wounds again: "Did you see the MVP opposite? You gave it to me!"

Lin Yi: "..."

[Hahaha, I’m going to be mentally ill from laughing! 】

[He played this iron fish like pickled fish, which is sour, vegetable and superfluous! 】

[I finally understand the reason why Yiman said he was not good at the beginning. If it were me, I would say: Even four people can't hold you back when you deliver express delivery! 】

[As expected of Sister Man, she often comes up with famous quotes and is a fan! 】

【Welcome to the pit】

Sand sculpture value +10

Sand sculpture value +10

Lin Yi rolled his eyes and said impatiently: "If you have something to say, just say it, and if you have something to say, just fart!"

"Help you with your homework!"

"No, please leave!"

"Then how can you do your homework?"

Lin Yi thought for a while, then took out another mobile phone from the sofa and handed it to her and said, "You say I'm a loser, then you can lead me, a loser, to five consecutive victories!"

"I'm only five stars short of a diamond!"

Yiman: "..."

You really got it right!