I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations
Chapter 60 Sister Man’s unique fishing method
That fierce woman can't be offended, but this stupid woman doesn't take them seriously?
If we don't dig this stupid woman into a sieve today, it will damage their reputation of dominating one side.
Seeing the group of Su Qingqing rushing toward her with a squawk, she couldn't help but froze in shock, her feet seemed as heavy as cement and she couldn't lift them up.
Aren’t these geese very docile? Yiman could catch two at once with one hand, so why did she go in the opposite direction now?
When Su Qingqing was stunned.
Duan Xunliao directly carried Su Qingqing on his shoulders and ran away.
Su Qingqing, who was blank-minded, also reacted and shouted on Duan Xunliao's shoulder, just like the scream of a pig about to be slaughtered.
Duan Xunliao didn't run a few steps before he collapsed. His legs gave out and he fell to the ground while carrying Su Qingqing.
When Duan Xunliao quickly tried to win over Su Qingqing, Su Qingqing acted out a bitter love story with him.
"Xunliao, you don't have to worry about me anymore, just leave!"
"It's too late, it's just a peck. Compared with the pain I've suffered before, what does the pain of being pecked by a big goose mean?"
Studio:"……"
Tsk, Qiong Yao would have to disperse without them.
With that said, Su Qingqing really brushed his hand away.
Duan Xunliao was moved when he saw Su Qingqing thinking about him like this.
that's it.
The tears of a delicate woman were the beginning of a man's show of strength, so he directly picked up Princess Su Qingqing.
The group of geese behind them had stretched their necks to attack them.
Fortunately, Duan Xunliao moved one step faster, picked up Su Qingqing and ran away with the momentum of running for a thousand and five years.
Su Qingqing nestled in Duan Xunliao's arms like a little woman, with red eyes. From time to time, she looked up at Duan Xunliao's sharp chin, and she couldn't help but feel ridiculed.
This waste was of some use. Sure enough, as soon as the men saw her, they all fell under her pomegranate skirt under her gentle offensive, and all the men fell in love with her.
Whether it's Yi Chen or Qi Wei, they are her men in the end. If you want a man to be loyal to a woman, there are many ways.
With the beauty in his arms, Duan Xunliao was already floating. When he ran, he didn't look at the road and stepped on a piece of wood. He was so frightened that they both fell to the ground.
This time, Su Qingqing stood up without any hesitation and shouted: "Xunliao, hold on for a while, and I'll call someone to save you."
With that said, he ran away without even looking at Duan Xunliao.
Duan Xunliao, who had no idea that he had been sold, looked at Su Qingqing running away, feeling extremely moved in his heart.
Qingqing is so kind. He ran to find someone to save him despite falling.
He must cherish such a good woman and not let down her love for him.
At this time, the live broadcast room had already seen Su Qingqing's intention, and only Duan Xunliao was moved.
[There was a gust of wind when Su Qingqing came, and there was also a gust of wind when she ran away. 】
[That fool Duan Xunliao didn't even notice that Su Qingqing had sold him out. He was probably very moved now. 】
[Fortunately, I stopped being a fan of these two idiots early on, otherwise I would be an idiot fan. 】
[A fool like Duan Xunliao travels through ancient times and is destined to be cannon fodder that won’t survive even half an episode. 】
In this way, Su Qingqing escaped, and Duan Xunliao was attacked by the big goose.
His foot was twisted, and Duan Xunliao had to sit on the ground holding his head while being pecked.
Later, Duan Xunliao got out of Gokou with the help of the staff of the program team.
At this time, Su Qingqing also came back and said hypocritically: "Xunliao, I'm sorry, the situation is out of control, I can only call someone to save you..."
Duan Xunliao shook his head: "No, as long as you have the intention, I was already very touched when you ran to call someone to save me regardless of the risk. Now I know that you have me in your heart!"
When Su Qingqing heard this, she lowered her head shyly.
But I was complaining in my heart.
Idiot, you really think I want to call someone to save you. I show you that you are worthless when I show you some kindness. It’s really disgusting. If it weren’t for the fact that you still have some value to me, I wouldn’t even bother to pretend. .
The malice in Su Qingqing's eyes was caught by netizens with late eyes.
[Su Qingqing didn’t want to call someone to rescue Duan Xunliao in the first place. She wouldn’t even want to pretend if there weren’t cameras on her. 】
[You guys, don’t have those conspiracy theories, okay? Qingqing knew that staying would hinder Duan Xunliao, so he could only run to call for help. 】
[Yes, there are many people in the live broadcast room who are full of malice towards my Qingqing. She is so kind, how could she not want to save Duan Xunliao. 】
[Duan Xunliao is a love brain, Wang Baochuan has to lean back, he takes the first place. 】
[Speciality is the love brain! Then you curse the men you find to be scumbags. 】
The fans argued for a while, but after seeing that everyone refused to listen, they stopped arguing. It would be futile to continue arguing.
Yiman and Qiwei on this side have already arrived at the fish pond.
The farmer admired Yiman a little at this moment. He said: "There are cock-mouthed fish, flat fish, and crucian carp in this fish pond. These fish are very fierce. Usually, if you throw in a bag of feed, they will all be snatched up in less than a minute. , so this fish is not easy to catch!”
Yi Man listened carefully and said: "Boss, let's compete, they can't compare to me."
After saying that, she turned to look at Qi Wei and said, "Do you need any tools?"
Qi Wei thought for a while and said to the farmer, "Can you give me a fish basket?"
The farmer paused and looked at Qi Wei in surprise.
Doesn’t he think he can catch fish with a fishing basket? A man who couldn't catch ducks and geese before still thinks he can catch fish?
Alas, young people these days are so popular. He fits a very popular title on the Internet, Brother Puxin.
Qi Wei didn't know that he had another title from the farmer, Brother Puxin.
Yiman squatted by the pond and slid her hand on the water. This scene made netizens find trouble again.
[Is Yiman taking a dump while squatting by the pond? 】
[You can tell he doesn’t know it at first glance, he’s still showing off. 】
[Believe me, Sister Man. I will shock your eyes later. 】
At this time, Yi Man put a thumb into the water. The thumb was still moving slowly, as if it was seducing something.
Suddenly, a big fish bit her thumb, and Yiman quickly threw the big fish into the pond.
Yiman shook off the remaining saliva of the big fish in her hand and hooked her fingers into the fish's mouth without changing her expression, then put the fish into Qiwei's fish basket.
Not only the people present were shocked by this scene, but netizens in the live broadcast room were already in a rage.
【666, silence both those who love fishing and those who don’t. 】
[This is the first time I’ve seen someone fishing with their thumbs. It’s so weird. 】
[After seeing this, my father said that this fish is a stupid fish and cannot be eaten. People who eat it will become stupid]
[Your dad looks like an Air Force guy at first glance. He can’t eat grapes and says they are sour. 】
Yi Man said to the farmer: "Isn't this a perverted mouth? He's so fat, he looks like a bully in the water."
"But it's a stupid fish. What serious fish would open its mouth and bite when it sees a thumb."
farmer:"……"
You caught this fish. You can say whatever you like. As a fish farmer, he has no face to see others.
At this time, Yiman said to Qi Wei, "I'll show you a unique skill."
Qi Wei curved her lips and responded gently: "Okay~"
There seemed to be a little temptation in the man's protracted voice, which made Yiman's old face feel hot.
She tried her best to ignore the heat on her face and walked around. Then he took a branch and danced the chicken in his hand. After a few times, he walked towards the pond.
The farmer was shocked when he saw this.
Wouldn't she think...
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