I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yi Man's eyebrows moved slightly and her cheeks showed a sly look, and she took the phone: "Okay, sign in!"

Yiman glanced at Qi Wei and said, "Qi Wei, the great actor, would you like to play black together?"

The corners of Qi Wei's lips raised slightly: "Okay, but I'm a bad guy, don't dislike me!"

"It's okay, as long as I'm here, I can help you win even if you become pickled!"

Leter…

The only sound left in the room was Yiman's roar. Yiman's blood pressure rose toward the sky like a thermometer.

"Qiwei, do you want to sacrifice your love for me because your mage has skills but doesn't use them?"

"Lin Yi, are you really not from Rookie Station?"

"Qiwei, is there a fire in your house when you run so fast during a group fight?"

"Lin Yi, you will clear the troops as soon as the group is defeated. Lingtai is short of money?"

[Hahaha, today’s merit is gone! 】

[Laugh again, I will knock the wooden fish for you, thump thump thump! Finished! 】

[I'm very curious about what they can do as a support person and as a mage, making Yiman so angry? 】

[I know, I know, one is giving away his head, and both of them are giving away their heads together! Summary: Everyone is giving away their lives]

Sand sculpture value +100

Sand sculpture value +100

victory!

[Holy shit, did you win? 】

[I’m very curious about Yiman’s record! 】

[Is Yiman playing Luna? 】

……

At the end of the game, Lin Yi and Qi Wei looked embarrassed and did not even dare to look at Yi Man.

Yiman calmed down her mood and said in a gloomy tone: "Qi Da Best Actor, your Angela is played with two toes. If you play 1-12-1, the only head will be given by others as a gift from the tower. That assist It’s still a joke! Why, once we’re in a group, you’re going to fly solo?”

"And you, are you playing Cai Wenji with poisonous milk inside, right? Play 1-18-2 for me!"

"You two are game nemesis!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Lin Yi: "..."

audience:"……"

[Is this a game black hole? (Hands together)】

[Angela is a hero, I can win MVP even if I play with my eyes closed (I serve Angela in my national server)]

[Isn’t the hero Cai Wenji easy to play? Being played like this by him, I feel a little pity for the other three teammates! 】

[My national server, Cai Wenji, requests to play! 】

"My Luna's sword is smoking. You guys are standing aside, Bakamaka!"

Lin Yi's eyes showed sadness, he tugged on Yiman's clothes and said pitifully: "Sister Yiman, I was wrong!"

"I admire your 25-2-5 Luna so much! Just take the two of us to play again!"

"Although we are bad people, we are not bad people!"

Qi Wei also looked at Yiman with sparkling eyes and said, "I'm sorry, I'm too good!"

Lin Yi also spoke for Qi Wei.

Yes, he and Qi Wei were both rookies, and he was relieved a lot. It turned out that in the gaming circle, there were people who were as good as him.

[Wow, 25-2-5 Luna? This is a great god! 】

[I can do this too, isn’t it the Luna of 2-25-5? a piece of cake! 】

[Upstairs, not only are you wet, but your eyes are wet? 】

[Man upstairs, hurry up and grab a few heads to correct your record! 】

Su Qingqing's live broadcast room is so boring, her fans come to Yiman to increase their presence!

[Is Yiman helping with homework? I'm afraid you're not coaching a game, right? This will harm the children! 】

[It's still Qingqing's live broadcast room An Ran, if you don't do anything else, just herd cows! A party of expectations for life, unlike Yiman, who does not do his job properly! 】

[Qingqing is such a nice person. He doesn’t even roar when grazing cows. Unlike Yiman, who treats his children and Qiwei’s best actor like cows! Yue! 】

[Yiman is a disgusting thing that comes out of the sewer and doesn't live long! (Smile)】

Fans of Yi Man are no longer convinced. Their mouths seem to be possessed by Yi Man.

[What are you doing, yelling about letting a cow go to make you taller? (Hands together)】

[Idiot fans jointly give Su Qingqing a compass, so as not to be stuck in the sky and unable to find the north! 】

[Youth has no price, horns will be delivered to your home! 】

[The wind is so strong today, it can blow like a crazy fan of Su Qingqing! 】

[Su Qingqing is a piece of shit sent by God to be admired by idiot fans! 】

[Yes, who can survive you~]

Su Qingqing fans: "..."

……

Yi Man exhaled a breath and said to the two of them: "It's the son's fault for not teaching his father, it's my fault for you to indulge me!"

"Oh, next round."

In the next few games, although Qi Wei and Lin Yi were both weird, Yi Man's blood pressure stabilized after experiencing the first game.

Won the last few rounds! Lin Yi's brickwork that had been stuck for more than a month was finally installed.

His face almost burst into laughter!

[Yi Man must be the female Bodhisattva in the gaming world, both of them can win! 】

[Enemy: Damn it, there’s a life-threatening person on the other side! 】

[I came to a conclusion: Yiman’s Luna is not Na, but my Luna on the Seine River! 】

Sand sculpture value +5

……

Yiman threw the phone to Lin Yi and said in a stern tone: "I've finished playing the game and eaten enough food. Take out your homework!"

After winning the game, Lin Yi was obviously more obedient. He took three exercise books and said one by one: "Sister Manman, this is for the Chinese subject! This is for the English subject, and this is for the mathematics subject!"

Yiman flipped through his English homework and explained to him about grammar and filling in the blanks. Qiwei was flipping through his math homework, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt dizzy.

Just buy a cow for him to graze, it will save you trouble!

The camera switched to the live broadcast room of Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao.

Their fans saw them whispering and started making noise again.

[Beautiful mountains and clear waters, handsome men and women, cows and cows grazing leisurely, what a beautiful pastoral scene! 】

[Qingqing is so beautiful, I love you so much! 】

[Brother Xunliao is so gentle! 】

At this time, the live broadcast room was still very harmonious. After a few minutes, netizens started shouting in the live broadcast room.

【Niu Niu is running away! 】

[Niu Niu went to a beef hotpot restaurant! 】

【The beef burger is gone! 】

[Damn girl, you’re so powerful that you can’t finish it in one day. 】

At this time, Su Qingqing still looked calm and gentle, and was amused by Duan Xunliao's words.

Duan Xunliao raised his eyes and glanced at the place where the cow was.

Oh, the cow is gone!

Duan Xunliao stood up in shock and said anxiously: "Qing Qing, the cow is missing!"

"what?"

Su Qingqing looked at the place where the cows were grazing. It was empty, not even a single cow hair!

"Qing Qing, just stand here and I'll look for you!"

Su Qingqing looked at Duan Xunliao with a sore nose and clenched her palms: "Xunliao, it's all my fault. I didn't take it seriously!"

While Duan Xunliao was worried about the lost cow, he comforted Su Qingqing: "It's okay, it ran away on its own!"

"You sit here and don't move, I'll go look for you!"

"Then Xunliao, be careful!"

Duan Xunliao nodded and hurriedly went to find the cow.

The barrage also comforted Su Qingqing.

[Qing Qing, don’t blame yourself too much. It’s none of your business that he ran away because he was ignorant! 】

[The goddess is in tears, I am so heartbroken! 】

[Qing Qing shed tears, but she still felt pity for her! 】

[Yiman’s crow’s mouth has come true! 】

[Oops, I thought she was lost when I saw her looking so pitiful. 】

……

In the live broadcast room of Chen Muchi and Wu Chuyi, Chen Muchi was cleaning up the excrement in the pig pen with a look of disgust on his face.

It's not easy for him to have seizures in front of the camera. He could only pretend to be indifferent.

He didn't expect that the expression on his face would be seen by the audience.

[It’s disgusting when you wash it, but it tastes good when you eat it! 】

[You'd better help Second Senior Brother clean up, otherwise Second Senior Brother will fuck your ass! 】

[Chen Muchi, you are serious (wry smile and hold your forehead), how can you despise the same kind of people? 】

……

An Xiaozhi and Mu Zhining's live broadcast room was the same, peaceful.

An Xiaozhi was picking apples with great enthusiasm, and his basket was almost full!

He also shows his little fangs to the camera from time to time.

[The hard-working Xiaobao has food to eat! 】

【Xiaobao is awesome! 】

[This live broadcast room has a different taste from the live broadcast room next door! One has a sweet face, and the other has a stinky face! 】

[Upstairs, you summarized it very well, don’t summarize it next time! 】

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