I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

At this time, Yiman and Qiwei's live broadcast room was very lively, and netizens were gloating about Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao's misfortune.

[Sister Man, Su Qingqing’s cow was let loose by her! 】

[They also staged a Qiong Yao drama! 】

[Su Qingqing is mourning there again, and she has taken away the jobs of the mourning team! 】

[Brother Gun went to find a cow (and then got his ass kicked by the cow) I guessed it! 】

……

Of course Yiman and Qiwei couldn't watch the barrage in the live broadcast. They were competing with a pig in a battle of wits and courage. Yiman's eyes are no longer as bright as they were when she first arrived. They are now lifeless, for fear that she will die where she is.

Not to mention Qi Wei, a handsome guy was turned into an old sister-in-law, with a handful of hair pulled out by him, and his face was pale and pitiful, as if he had lost his passion for life.

Yiman held back the anger that was about to burst out, and she knocked hard on the Chinese exercise book. The loud sound made Lin Yi fidget in shock.

Yi Man pointed to a verse and asked him: "The boys in Nancun bullied me into being old and weak, and I was a thief when I could endure it. What's the next line? Recite it to me!"

Lin Yi shrank his neck, his eyes avoided looking at Yi Man and hesitantly said: "You're going to openly hug me into the bamboo?"

"Copy this ancient poem for me ten times!"

Yiman almost yelled: "Next sentence"

"Have I been crazy for ten years?"

Lin Yi felt guilty and said: "Cure kidney deficiency without sugar!"

Yiman: "..."

"Copy this song ten times!"

Lin Yi: "Oh..."

"Does a businesswoman not know the hatred of her country's subjugation?"

“The nunchucks are still being sung across the river!”

"How much sorrow can you have?"

"It's like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel!"

Yi Man: I will endure it, endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to open up the world!

"Shall I take off my shirt with the general?"

"The hibiscus tent warms the spring sky!"

Yiman Qiwei: "?"

audience:?

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh covering covers me being laughing at me. 】

[Let me tell you the same thing, the little demon fairy's whole body changed, and frogs made a startled sound! 】

[Lin Yi may not even have a complete poem in his mind! 】

[Netizens, you are grinning and laughing, did you succeed in the postgraduate entrance examination? 】

[We are just netizens, you have crossed the line! 】

……

Yiman and Qiwei looked at each other, and they both saw the desire to die in each other's eyes!

Lin Yi lowered his head, not even daring to look at Yiman and Qiwei from the corner of his eye.

Yi Man exhaled a breath, silently closed the exercise book, looked at him sideways, patted his shoulder a few times and said, "In the ocean of knowledge, you are just a freshwater fish!"

Qi Wei: "Instead of blaming others, it would be better to bury you!"

Lin Yi: "..."

Lin Yi's eyes flickered, his fingers tightened, and he argued: "Sister Yiman, I am very introverted. I never dare to look up at the teacher during class!"

Yiman patted his head gently and sneered: "I'm also very introverted, and I never dare to hang out with handsome guys!"

Qi Wei Lin Yi: "?"

[Hahaha, love is like bitter coffee, it makes me take off with laughter! 】

[For funny things, you still have to look at Manga! 】

[No, no, I have rheumatism and can’t watch such a trendy live broadcast! 】

[I can’t imagine how happy I am to be able to play with Sister Man! 】

[Fool, I dare to think! 】

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……

"Here are ten ancient poems. Please memorize them carefully. If you can't finish them, I won't play games with you!"

When Lin Yi heard this, his mouth reacted faster than his brain: "I'll memorize it, and I promise to complete the task!"

He grabbed the textbook without stopping and memorized the ancient poem.

Yi Man nodded with satisfaction. The only way to defeat magic is with magic! Little brat, you’re still young when you’re playing cunt with me!

Time passes little by little, and the guests’ tasks are on their way to completion!

But there are always people who will use it as a conspicuous bag!

Just because of Yiman's sentence "You are waiting to be pushed to the sky by an ox", Su Qingqing was really pushed to the sky by a cow! Her fans came to Yiman's live broadcast room to denounce her, saying that she cursed Su Qingqing for being fucked by a bull, and wanted her to compensate for mental damage and medical expenses!

Seeing injustice, Yiman's fans drew their swords to help and violently bombarded Su Qingqing's fans.

Su Qingqing’s fans: [Yiman, you femme fatale, hurry up and compensate Qingqing for her mental damages! Otherwise, just wait for a lawyer’s letter to be sent to you! 】

Yiman fans: [Ouch, who do I think is barking? It turned out to be a wild dog fan of Su Qingqing who had not been vaccinated against rabies! 】

[Hmph, if it weren't for Yiman's crow's mouth, how could Qingqing be fucked by a cow? It's all cursed by Yiman's crow's mouth! 】

[What breed are you and why are you so fierce! 】

[Yiman, Qingqing has been fucked by a cow, are you still in the mood to broadcast live? Shameless bitch! 】

[A dead vase, curse Yiman for being bullied! 】

[Does your ex-boyfriend have uremia? Is your mouth so poisonous? 】

[How old is your sister this year? Have you ever read a book? What medicine are you taking now? 】

[There’s no need to come all the way to get scolded! 】

[Su Baihua’s stupid fans didn’t come here to mourn. I didn’t know that she was raised to heaven by a cow. As soon as the stupid fans spread the news, the whole Internet knew about it, so congratulations! 】

Because of the incident of Su Qingqing being raised to heaven by Niu Gong, fans of Man and Su Qingqing were scolding each other in the live broadcast room, which caused a sensation all over the Internet!

Both of them are also on the hot search.

#苏青青was ascended to heaven by a cow#

#Manfan and Qingfan quarrel, Manfan wins#

#苏青青fanMad狗#

Su Qingqing was really screwed over by her fans now. Fans get into trouble and the owner pays the bill. This is a common thing in the entertainment industry! Moreover, Su Qingqing’s fans are too young and cannot judge the information on the Internet clearly, so it is easy for them to follow the trend and spread rumors!

Before there were fans to punish them, because Su Qingqing was born in the 1990s, she did evil things on a certain blog. She was not tied up and bit people everywhere, which made many fans disgusted with her. After this time, she was killed by the fans. Su Qingqing's fans incident, many fans are finally proud and proud, in a word, it's great!

Of course Yiman didn't know about this incident. She was listening to Lin Yi reciting ancient poems!

Finally, Lin Yi finished memorizing it, and Yiman was the first to complete the task!

At the time of separation, Lin Yi was particularly reluctant to part with Yiman, so he prayed for something else.

"Sister Yiman, will you still lead me to a winning streak?"

Yiman smiled and replied: "Of course I will!"

"But don't be too addicted to games. Study your ancient poems and develop your English! Study your math!"

Lin Yi: "Got it!"

Finally, after Yiman and Qiwei completed their mission, they left Lin Bo's house and returned to the B&B.

Yi Man only found out about Su Qingqing's being bullied when she got her cell phone.

She clicked on the trending search topic #苏清青在牛强上天#, which also included a video.

In the video, Duan Xunliao was chasing the cow, which angered the cow. The cow was running in the direction of Su Qingqing. Su Qingqing was also wearing a red dress. In the eyes of the cow, Su Qingqing was seducing it, so Duan Xunliao shouted from behind. After chasing, Su Qingqing was crying and running in front. Because she was wearing small high heels, she couldn't run fast. Suddenly the cow thrust her buttocks and lifted Su Qingqing more than one meter off the ground. As soon as the cow ran away, Su Qingqing also fell into the grass. , when I crawled out of the grass, I no longer looked dignified and elegant as when I came in, only a bitch-like look.

Duan Xunliao was also miserable. His feet were running faster than Durant, and his leather shoes were gone. Not only did he fail to catch up with the bull, but the person he liked was pushed back by the bull, revealing Patrick's big underpants. The video of him chasing a cow was also made into a ghost video by netizens. (Note: It’s the same as Sun Wukong running on the beach in Journey to the West!)

After watching the video, Yiman burst into laughter because she and Qiwei were the first to complete the task, and they were the only two in the hall. As a result, Yiman's laughter spread throughout the entire hall on the first floor like a curse!

Yi Man looked at the crazy comments from netizens and smiled even more confusedly.

[Su Qingqing was thrust into the sky by a beef skewer, this is the first time I’ve seen him! (Hands together)】

[Duan Xunliao’s leather shoes were all peeled off and they didn’t even catch up with Princess Niu Niu! (dog face)]

[Princess Niu Niu is not afraid of difficulties, but Su Qingqing is afraid of Princess Niu Niu's humiliation! 】

[Su Qingqing: Princess Niu Niu please support me! 】

[A pair of lovers (putting their hands together)]

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard! Why are this generation of netizens so talented?"

Yiman didn't know that her smile was seen by both fans.

[Is Yiman gloating? Too cheap! 】

[My sister Man is a bright and cheerful beauty, do you care? 】

[To be honest, won’t Su Qingqing’s fans laugh when they see those comments? Or are you just born not to laugh? 】

[Let me tell the truth, I am a fan of Su Qingqing. I laughed while squatting. Not to mention that Su Qingqing has the ability to cure my constipation. It was the first time I knew that my poop could be so silky! (Hands together)】

[Hahahaha, the person upstairs is a damn talent! 】

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