Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

【Wang?! 】

I smelled a strong scent of medicine and ointment mixed with blood, and my nose started to itch and I wanted to sneeze.

【Prosperous? 】

No one paid any attention to me. I tilted my head to look at the three of them, and finally fixed my gaze on Brother Wen.

Mao Jiawen pulled the T-shirt in front of him with one hand, his butt was bare, and there was a slight cool breeze when he walked.

This T-shirt belonged to his father. It had been washed hundreds of times and had already become deformed and stretched.

It looked like a knee-length skirt to this little kid.

[Honey, our son's butt is so perky! ]

Mao Dajie was changing the water in the water dispenser, but he was distracted and a large puddle of water spilled out.

[Yeah, like you, all the good things are like you, but the picky eating, teeth grinding, and farting are all like me. ]

When it comes to the desire to survive, he deserves full marks. Look at the smile on that pregnant woman's face...

Mao Jiawen curled his lips, quickened his penguin steps, and staggered towards the study.

I don't want to be in the same space with this couple who always bully single guys. It makes me jealous.

【Prosperous! 】

I followed him, imitating his steps and spreading my legs like a crab.

As a result, he stepped into the water, slipped, and passed directly between Brother Wen's legs, and hit his head on the study door.

Mao Jiawen: !!!!!!!!!!!!

【Prosperous! 】

I didn't see anything, really! More real than pearls! Look at my big, sincere eyes!

If the homework is not checked, the mother and the son are kind and filial. But if the homework is checked, there will be chaos.

Considering that pregnant women should not have high blood pressure, this difficult task was taken over by Mao Dajie, the father.

Unexpectedly, when he got angry, he yelled louder than his wife.

[Chrysanthemum symbolizes hermits, why did you write it symbolizes the anus? ! The title already points out that it is the Four Gentlemen of Flowers! ! ! ]

[A family eats 1/10 of a bag of rice, leaving 22 kg. How many kg did the bag weigh when it was purchased? How did you calculate 15 kg? Huh?! ]

Mao Jiawen accepted the scolding obediently without saying a word.

[A washing machine sold at a 5000% discount is priced at 6800 yuan, so what is its original price? How did you come up with the original price of ? Did the developer tell you? ]

Mao Jiawen glanced at Gouzi with a hint of apology, but still said nothing.

【Prosperous! 】

I'm not, I don't, and I won't.

Mao Dajie's hands were shaking like a sieve while holding the exercise book, and he was so angry that he wanted to pinch his own Ren Zhong to give him emergency treatment.

【Prosperous! 】

I grew very fast. Before the summer vacation was over, I weighed 80 kilograms.

They eat a lot and poop even more. It's so hard to shovel up such a large pile that it can crush a Chihuahua.

【Prosperous! 】

Mao Jiawen complained that I didn't wag my tail lightly, so he wouldn't allow me to run in front of him when he took me out for a walk.

I accidentally got so excited that I lost my composure and my neck was strangled to the point of nearly suffocating me. I don't know where he got so much strength from such a small person.

There was a sturdy sapling by the path, with only a few bare leaves. He asked me to try the power of the propeller tail.

Wow, I just used the most ordinary force and the small tree snapped directly.

Later, the old man who planted trees took an axe and went around the community looking for the culprit.

[Who was so nagging that he kicked the durian tree I had worked so hard to grow to death?! Don’t you know that I bought several seedlings but only managed to keep this one alive…]

The two kids had heard it a few times before, and looking at the gleaming axe in the old man's hand, they dared to walk around in shame.

Liu Fang's pregnancy is getting worse, and her due date is at the end of October.

Fortunately, the summer in Guangdong is particularly long and there is no cold winter, so I guess I would have to turn on the air conditioner during the confinement period.

Mao Dajie took some time to look for several confinement centers, but after comparing them, he still couldn't make up his mind.

Fortunately, it is still early and there is still room for selection.

The second appeal organized by the community owners has been initiated. They did not show up, but simply signed their names on the petition.

They didn't dare to hold out any hope, as they had both almost torn apart the previous judgment documents.

As long as you can't find the boss, no matter how many times you sue him, you probably won't be able to get anything out of him.

On this day, Mao Dajie accompanied his wife to do fetal heart monitoring.

The little guy was too lazy to move, so the nurse drove Liu Fang out of bed and told her to eat some chocolate and climb a few stairs. She would check on him again after the little guy woke up.

Liu Fang's arms and legs were swollen, and there were dents when pressed.

When climbing the stairs, she could barely lift her legs, and most of her body weight was on the man.

It’s a pity that Mao Dajie’s pair of size 42 feet wearing flip-flops weighed more than a thousand pounds every time he took a step.

Fortunately, after lying back in bed, the fetal heart rate monitoring went smoothly.

[Your waist circumference is a bit big. You should control your weight and eat less. Otherwise, you will have excess nutrition and will have to have an episiotomy when you give birth.]

Liu Fang's heart sank. When she gave birth to Jiawen, she was ruthlessly operated on by the doctor. She would never dare to try again.

[Okay, I will definitely eat less! ]

Do you feel guilty about saying this?

deficit.

She was obviously very hungry, extremely hungry.

Mao Dajie didn't say anything, but was silently thinking about tonight's menu. He planned to have the right amount of fish and shrimp, fruits and vegetables, but forgot about the greasy and meaty dishes like braised pig's trotters.

The subsequent prenatal checkups were all safe and sound, with green lights all the way.

On the morning before the due date, the impatient child went into labor prematurely.

Fortunately, everything has been arranged.

Thanks to Mao Dajie's unremitting prenatal education, when Liu Fang rolled around on the bed in pain, Mao Dajie just put his big hands on her belly and hummed softly, and the little one calmed down.

The doctors were amazed.

[I still remember you said that home is the only castle, and we will continue running along the rice fragrance and the river...]

Mao Dajie's voice is broad and gentle, perhaps giving the little guy the strength to feel at ease.

Later, the doctor simply didn't kick him out, but changed into protective clothing and stayed to accompany the delivery.

【Open five fingers. 】

【Seven fingers.】

[Okay, ten fingers! Listen to my instructions and breathe in! Push hard!]

Mao Dajie held his wife with one hand and his own chest with the other, breathing in and out forcefully and relaxing.

This birth was incredibly smooth and easy.

Liu Fang felt like she was dreaming and didn't suffer any pain.

She hadn't come to her senses yet when the child was placed in her arms.

It's a daughter.

A healthy, fair and chubby daughter.

Mao Dajie was so happy that he immediately leaned forward to take a photo and posted it on his Moments.

When the two elders of the Mao family woke up, they found that they had a granddaughter. They curled their lips and went back to the card table.

The two elders of the Liu family were waiting outside the delivery room. They liked and forwarded the message immediately, and then transferred yuan to Liu Fang's account.

Mao Jiawen, who has become an elder brother, is still in school. He was called by the teacher to recite a text with great difficulty. He stumbled and almost couldn't recite it.

Where's that silly dog ​​at home?

【Prosperous! 】

I'm eating, don't disturb me!

One basin at a time, one basin lasts for two hours, hiccups.

It was a month and a half later that I saw the chubby little girl, who was as delicate as a piece of jade.

The food in the confinement center is good. Among the four members of the family, except Liu Fangqing who lost a few pounds, the other three have gained at least two times more weight and have the same double chins.

【Prosperous! 】

I deliberately lowered several keys to be incredibly gentle.

The little fellow grabbed my ears with his pink and fleshy little paws and refused to let go.

Oh my god, he's just as fierce as the mistress.

The name of the chubby girl was given by her grandfather, Mao Xiaoliu, which sounds much more reliable than Mao Liu suggested by Mao Dajie.

No matter if it's yak or cow hair, it doesn't sound good. It's not a name for a little girl...

Babies grow quickly when they see the wind.

Mao Xiaoliu became the second person who knew the situation and could share Gou Zi's thoughts.

The first pair of shoes she ever wore was hung at the door. It was said that this would turn bad luck into good luck.

Sure enough, on the day Mao Xiaoliu turned one year old, the government announced that it would take over the management of the unfinished building.

It is said that the huge amount of funds transferred abroad by the boss was discovered, and after unremitting efforts of the police, most of them were recovered.

Half a year later, the property certificates came out one after another, and the long-awaited high school places also came.

However, Mao Jiawen has already been admitted to the Experimental Middle School, so he doesn't need it anymore.

It’s just right that the second child can pick up the bargain in the future.

The family discussed going back to their hometown to worship their ancestors, and drove a seven-seater commercial vehicle.

【Prosperous! 】

I wasn't under the car, I was in the car.

Leaning comfortably against the suitcase.

My hometown is in a remote Miao village in Fenghuang County, Xiangxi. Cars can’t drive up once you enter the village.

The view is all beautiful, with several stilt houses built at intervals.

【Prosperous! 】

The dog had never seen the world before, and ran away happily as soon as it got out of the car.

He tried to tease the goose by playing with the cat, which alarmed the local big guy. He was pecked hard by the goose and ran back crying for protection.

Mao Xiaoliu giggled, and Mao Dajie was afraid that the big goose would pounce on him and hurt his daughter, so he picked up the little guy and held him in his arms to protect him.

Mao Jiawen was not so lucky. He was protecting the developer out of loyalty and was pecked on the butt by the goose while dodging.

The man and the dog were both crying out in pain, looking so pitiful.

We walked along the path into the village. In the roadside pond, the lotus flowers were still blooming, and there were frogs on the lotus leaves, croaking noisily.

【Prosperous! 】

I had already digested the little dog food I had in the car, and my stomach croaked when I saw the frog.

【Prosperous! 】

While no one was paying attention, I quietly hid the little frog that had jumped a few steps on the side of the road and stopped to watch the fun into my mouth.

I didn't notice its color, it's a very special bright white.

[Gudong——]

【Prosperous? 】

If I say I didn't swallow it, but it slid down by itself, would you believe me? !

Mao Jiawen didn't believe it anyway. He saw the dog quietly eating something, which looked like a round mushroom from a distance, and he didn't know if it was poisonous or not.

That night, the developer started foaming at the mouth for no apparent reason and ended up in disgrace in the northwest.

Said the aunt who was sitting by the river combing her long hair at the entrance of the village.

[It ate something it shouldn't have. Bury it, bury it at the foot of the mountain behind. There is an afterlife...]