Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

【呱——】

When I woke up, I felt my stomach was bloated, there were slight tears at the corners of my mouth, and I felt a slight numbness.

I urgently need a box of stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting pills.

【呱——】

I jumped up and bumped into the lid which was letting out a slight chill. It was tightly closed and I couldn't open it despite trying many times.

There was no light around, and I blinked my eyes, feeling as if I were blind.

【Oh my, grandma, we succeeded! 】

The lid was opened a crack, and a short, fat little paw quickly appeared in front of me.

[Oh my little ancestor, how dare you be so bold? Do you think you can touch the Gu King with your bare hands?! ]

An old female voice was heard, unable to stop it, worried and angry.

【Hehehe, grandma, I'm not afraid! 】

【呱——】

I am a toad.

A white jade toad with a jade-white body that had just successfully refined the Gu King after the last battle.

Grandma is my only master, but the little fat kid at her feet, who is not even as tall as the stool, has her blood on him. Even if her little claws really touch me, I will not hurt her.

At most, you'll get a little bit of my mucus on you and be poisoned and have to lie in bed for ten days or half a month, but you won't die.

Grandma is the 97th generation Gu Master of the Ma family in Miao Village. If she hadn’t been obsessed with marrying the playboy grandpa from Hong Kong City,

At this moment, she should be in the Miao village enjoying the offerings from her tribesmen and disciples.

Others asked her more than once why she didn't give the playboy a love poison, so that even if he ran away to the ends of the earth, he would have to come back honestly within half a year.

Not to mention half a year, grandma couldn't count how long the man had been gone. Although she received phone calls, she couldn't see him.

My son was born in 1993, so that makes years?!

Grandma just laughed it off and said, love is love.

She had not seen much of the world. She met him when she was just beginning to fall in love, and she was in love with him at first sight.

The word love cannot be expressed in words.

【呱——】

How lucky I am to meet another love-brained owner...

[Grandma, when will my dad come back? ]

Grandma's hands, which were originally picking soybeans, paused, and the expression on her face was hidden in the shadows and could not be seen clearly.

[He will be back at the end of the month, and you will have a new mother.]

[Oh, did Dad put a love spell on her? ]

[I don't know, maybe not... After all, he only has one love Gu in his hand, and once he uses it, it's gone.]

The son she gave birth to took her surname Ma and was named Ma Xinjun. His facial features and personality were very similar to his father.

Meet one, love one.

Love one, hate the other.

When Ma Xinjun was fifteen years old, he didn't want to go to school anymore, so his father called someone to pick him up and take him to Gangcheng.

He was gone for ten years, and when he came back, his mother didn't even dare to recognize him.

He was dressed in a suit and tie, with a frivolous yet stubborn look in his eyes. There were gunshot wounds on his body. He said it was caused by a toy gun, but my mother didn't believe him.

He wanted to come back to get married, open a travel agency in his clan, and build a row of stilt houses along the Tuojiang River like in Fenghuang County to do business.

The elder of the tribe personally selected a good girl for him, but was extremely opposed to the idea of ​​opening a travel agency.

I used a delaying tactic and got him his wedding first, but then something else hindered him everywhere.

In the village, nine out of ten households raise Gu (Chinese insects). When there are too many outsiders, it is hard to guarantee that things won’t go wrong.

No matter how powerful the Gu King is, he cannot withstand the guns and ammunition in the hands of the police.

The King of Gu is extremely difficult to refine and is the result of the life's work of the Gu Master and the entire village.

No one in the village was willing to accept it, no matter how much money they were offered.

Ma Xinjun had no choice but to leave again when his wife became pregnant.

When I came back, I became a father.

Doubao’s features and eyebrows are very similar to his; she is undoubtedly his biological daughter.

Even the children could not keep the prodigal son's heart, he came back and left, left and came back again.

He visits his mother and children every few months. Well, he has more conscience than his father.

When summer comes, it rains especially frequently in the mountains.

The little baby raised his face and held grandma's hand affectionately.

[Grandma, I don’t want a new mother, can I call her aunt? Doubao has a mother…]

The little guy looked through the drizzle outside the window towards the hill behind him.

Her mother was there.

There is a small mound on the top of the hill, and the tombstone is made in the shape of a small door.

The osmanthus tree planted next to the small gate is 4 years old, the same age as Doubao.

She was also a poor woman. She was arranged by the clan to marry into the family without knowing much. Less than a year later, she died of complications during childbirth.

Fortunately, she exchanged her life for another and left a naturally intelligent little kid for the Ma family.

Grandma was very grateful and never stopped offering incense and offerings every year.

【呱——】

I squatted in the jade jar, with only a small round piece of sky above my head, feeling stuffy.

[Grandma, is it hungry? ]

Little Doubao climbed onto the edge of the table with his legs hanging in the air. His pair of eyes like black grapes wanted to stick to the Gu King, and his little paws were eager to reach the jar.

It's too short and I can't reach it.

It's a pity that grandma didn't let her touch it. She had been spanked on the butt in the morning and it hurts.

[It ate a whole poisonous scorpion from the Western Regions a few days ago, and today it killed a poisonous centipede that was several times bigger than itself. It won't be hungry for a while! ]

[Be good, Doubao, don't feed it secretly behind grandma's back. The King of Gu is not easy to refine. I will teach you when you are one year older.]

[Okay, grandma.]

【呱——】

No wonder I felt so bloated, it turned out there were undigested centipedes in my stomach.

Hiss, I quickly covered my mouth and my stomach was feeling sour.

Grandma stood up and used the selected soybeans as seeds, and scattered the bad ones directly out of the window for the brave free-range chickens outside to eat.

The aura of the Gu King has covered the entire village, and all the poisonous insects have surrendered. Not to mention the snakes, insects, rats and ants in the mountains all consciously avoid it, even the domestic chickens and ducks dare not approach within a two-mile radius.

The elder was over 130 years old and could hardly walk. When he heard the news that the Gu King had become successful, he excitedly asked his two grandchildren to hold up their arms and support him to come and see.

The old face with wrinkles all over it, crying and laughing, made the young grandchildren very worried, fearing that the elder's body could not bear it.

[Hahaha, Qinglan, you really deserve this name. Our clan hasn't seen a Gu King for more than 200 years. Even if I suddenly fall asleep one day, I will have an explanation to my ancestors. Qinglan, on behalf of the clan, I want to thank you!!!]

The old man bowed so deeply that his whole body almost collapsed.

The two half-grown children had just learned a little about witchcraft, and they looked at the legendary blue witch with sparkling eyes, feeling excited and awed.

Gu magic is passed down to girls but not boys. However, the boys in the tribe should understand it clearly.

Grandma was still a little girl in front of the elders. She calmly accepted the gift and helped him up after the ceremony.

The inheritance of witchcraft is difficult, and she has tried her best to achieve this step, and she deserves the thanks from the elder.

[Elder, the new emperor will be back at the end of the month and will be getting married again. What do you think about arranging the wedding? ]