Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

The elder glanced at the little girl hanging on her lap and twirled his beard.

[Our clan will not recognize him as a daughter-in-law, so we should do it outside. ]

Grandma knew this would be the answer, so she wasn't disappointed and nodded in agreement.

Xiao Doubao didn't ask her until all the guests had left.

[Grandma, why does Lao Lao say that he doesn't recognize Dad's new daughter-in-law? ]

Lao Lao is a respectful title used by children in the village to address elders. Many children were scared and cried when they saw his face that looked like old tree bark.

The little bean bun is not afraid. When they meet, he talks sweetly about everything and chatters a lot, which makes him very lovable.

[Quack?]

I also want to know, why?

Grandma touched her granddaughter's round head and hummed softly.

[That girl is the daughter of your grandfather's second wife's ex-husband who married him in Hong Kong. Your father went to your grandfather's house when he was 15 years old. That girl is very scheming. On the one hand, she calls him brother, and on the other hand, she tries to make him closer to her and tempt him to do bad things.]

【呱——】

Bad woman, if she comes to my house, I will definitely scratch her face.

[But isn't grandpa already married to grandma? Why would he marry someone else?! ]

Little Doubao was unhappy, with a look of disgust on his face. The last impression he had of his grandfather, whom he had never met, became extremely bad, even worse than the snake poison raised by the aunt next door.

【呱——】

I jumped in the jar and responded——

As long as I am here, snake poison is nothing. If it dares to disturb us while we sleep again at night, I will kill it.

It's impossible to eat it, it's ugly...

Grandma's heart was accidentally stabbed by the little bean bun, and it hurt a little.

She took a deep breath.

[He doesn't dare to come to see me. If he comes, I will definitely take him to get a divorce. I think men who have been touched by others are dirty.]

Grandma never hides anything from Doubao just because she is young. She should be taught in advance to distinguish between good and evil, beauty and ugliness in the world.

[Don’t be sad, grandma. In Doubao’s heart, grandma is the best. Grandma is the best grandma in the world! ]

A child's heart is the purest and most transparent, and she knows that her grandmother is sad.

【呱——】

It turns out that the master's love-brain has healed itself without any medicine.

Very good, great!

[Doubao, do you still remember the two scars on your father's body? ]

[I know, one on the shoulder and one on the thigh, both are so deep, like a pit, my dad wouldn’t let me ask, he’s so fierce, so annoying!]

When Little Doubao thought of this, he looked a little scared and clenched his chubby little fists and placed them on his chest.

[That woman did it! ]

Grandma hugged the little bean bun in her arms and snorted coldly.

[She found some street thugs to ambush your father on the road he had to take after get off work, pretending to rob him, and your father came to the rescue. But the thugs really wanted to rob him, and in the chaos, the gun went off accidentally...]

[Luckily, he had a Gu on him, so the bullet automatically avoided his vital points, otherwise...]

[Grandma, is that the love poison? ]

Xiao Doubao scratched his head, shouldn’t love Gu be used only on lovers? Why can it also be used as a talisman?

【呱——】

I know, I know!

I jumped up high, but I couldn't say anything except quacking...

I don’t think anyone will dare to have “physical intimacy” with me in this life. Mind-reading with conditions attached is useless.

Dog Judge, wow wow...

[That one is a mutant love poison that grandma accidentally made when she was young. I have kept it with me for more than 20 years. It has some spiritual power. When I passed it to your father, I took a drop of his heart blood and fed it. If your father was really shot to death, it would not survive.]

[Oh, no wonder my father was reluctant to give it to a woman. Carrying it is like having an extra life. This drop of blood is well worth it.]

Grandma smiled and tapped the little guy's forehead, neither angry nor laughing.

Too much wisdom will lead to harm. She is a little girl with no father and no mother, and only a grandma who has no other skills except raising poisonous insects to take care of her.

Alas, there will be many more things to worry about in the future.

Grandma glanced at the palm-sized jade jar on the table and didn't know whether it was right or wrong to sign a life-sharing contract with the Gu King.

[Quack?]

I pushed hard with my hind legs and lay on the mouth of the jar to convey my shock to my owner.

What the hell? A life contract?

When was it signed? How come I don’t know?

[Grandma, please teach me how to make this love poison. My uncle from Fuqing’s family at the head of the village called him and said he would come back to visit his family in a few days because he was going to the war. I…I want to give him another life.]

When grandma heard this, her heart immediately softened. This kind little girl is so lovable.

[Girl, you have to hide yourself in front of outsiders. ]

[Alas, I have lived for a long time, but I still can't figure out the meaning of war. Soldiers have their own missions...]

[Grandpa Fuqing is not an outsider. I heard that he has admired you for many years, but you are so hard-hearted that you just ignore him. If Grandpa Fuqing's mother hadn't forced him to marry before she died, he would not have given up on you. His uncle is eleven years younger than my father...]

Grandma's ears turned a little red and she said angrily.

[Don't listen to the gossip of adults. They gossip about other people's private affairs. It will only teach you bad habits! ]

Doubao was not afraid. He twisted and turned in grandma's arms, and his hair became a mess.

[Grandma, I don't want to see the new bride anymore. Let's go out and play, go somewhere far away. Dad always stays for two or three days when he comes back.]

Doubao said these words angrily, with his little mouth pouted so high that you could hang an oil bottle on it.

【呱——】

Well said, grandma, go out and have fun! Take me with you!

[Is that so? Then we won’t refine the Love Gu anymore?! ]

Xiao Doubao's expression was obviously stunned.

[Oh, I almost forgot! It's all that bad woman's fault! ]

[Grandma, please teach me quickly. I will definitely learn it well. ]

All of A-nai's principles and bottom line disappeared completely under Xiao Doubao's coquettish offensive.

She originally planned to teach her granddaughter how to raise Gu when she was 8 years old.

This time it happened four years earlier.

Fujianese people worship Mazu, Chaoshan people worship Laoye, and non-human poisonous insects worship Gu Wang.

After trying three times in a row, the love poison failed each time.

I was totally confused. This shouldn't be the case. The program is clearly correct.

Xiao Doubao also looked frustrated because she had to do everything herself. She thought she had made a mistake because she had not done something well.

【呱——】

I did it.

How can there be two poisons in one house? I can't control the one next door, but it's my own small piece of land. It's not allowed. It's just not allowed.

Humph, whatever you raise will die.

unless……

Unless you hug me and kiss me, like you would hug a little bean bun.

Grandma glanced at the jade jar suspiciously. Usually the Gu King was very active, why was he so quiet now? !

The big black eyes, in stark contrast to the fair skin, stared at her without blinking, which was creepy.

[Quack…]

Woman, you don’t understand me.