Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.
Chapter 156 Naruto: There is something wrong with Shimura Danzo
【Shimura Danzo's Sharingan*1】
[Shimura Danzo's transplanted right arm*1]
Naruto: (ー_ー)!!
Gan!
This is not something that can be stolen. Put the old thing back quickly.
……
[Proficiency has reached full level. Congratulations to the host for upgrading the Flying Dragon Cloud Exploring Hand to the third level. ]
【Shimura Danzo's Sharingan*1】
[Shimura Danzo's Collector's Edition Intimate Danzo*1]
……
[One percent of Shimura Danzo's Six Paths Yin Power*1]
Naruto: (ー_ー)!!
[Wait, what did you just steal? !
Mom, your son has made great progress! 】
Naruto became more spirited and used the Flying Dragon Cloud-reaching Hand even harder.
……
Early the next morning.
"Ugh~ What's wrong with this old man? My head hurts."
Danzo Shimura, who had no idea what he had lost last night, woke up in a daze. When he opened his eyes, he saw Naruto lying beside him pretending to be asleep.
“I remember that I was drinking with Brother Hanzo last night.
I have to say that Hanzo can really drink~
You actually managed to knock me down...
Brother Hanzo, wake up!
It’s dawn, wake up! "
After Danzo Shimura shook him vigorously, Naruto, who had not slept all night, pretended to have just woken up and got up from the ground.
But when Naruto looked up, he almost exposed himself in front of Danzo Shimura.
Shimura Danzo: →_→……
"Brother Hanzo, you...didn't you sleep last night?"
It’s no wonder that Danzo Shimura asked this, mainly because the two big dark circles under Naruto’s eyes were too eye-catching.
Naruto: (ー_ー)!!
"Brother Danzo, please listen to my advice. If you can't drink this wine, just give it up.
Do you know how difficult you were to deal with when you were drunk last night?!
Do you think these are the dark circles under my eyes from staying up late last night?
No, this was made by you, brother~"
Naruto lied with his eyes open, and after a while he successfully aroused Danzo Shimura's sense of shame.
[Brother Hanzo came to my house specially to drink with me, but I not only failed to accompany him properly, but also beat him up... I really deserve to die~(′?皿?)~]
At this moment, Danzo Shimura's eyes became much clearer when he looked at Naruto who was pretending to be Hanzo of the Salamander.
"Brother Hanzo, I am wrong this time... I apologize to you here."
"Brother Danzo, please don't say that. We are brothers.
Brother, you can take time out of your busy schedule to have a drink with me. I, Hanzo, am already very grateful to you..."
Naruto can pat his chest and guarantee that what he said is from the heart.
After all, apart from Shimura Danzo, Naruto has never seen anyone else's alcohol bills like:
【Shimura Danzo's Sharingan*199】
[One percent of Shimura Danzo's Six Paths Yin Power*65]
[Flying Dragon Exploring the Clouds Hand, Level 2333 (/)]
……
Anyway, after this drink... Naruto made a fortune!
Naruto: (σ≧?▽?≦?)σ. ~
"Brother Hanzo!"
"Brother Danzo!"
"You are really a good brother to me~"
……
Naruto knew very well that he had already squeezed out most of Shimura Danzo's value. Then, the next one would undoubtedly be that guy's turn - Sarutobi Hiruzen!
Thinking of this, Naruto's heart surged and he was full of energy. After saying goodbye to Shimura Danzo, he immediately ran towards the newly built Hokage Building with great enthusiasm.
Along the way, he walked briskly, as if his whole body was full of strength.
Various scenarios that might happen when facing Sarutobi Hiruzen kept appearing in his mind, and he felt both anticipation and a hint of nervousness.
As they got closer to the Hokage Building, Naruto became more and more excited.
He knew that this would be a crucial battle and he had to go all out...
Finally, Naruto arrived in front of the Hokage's office. He took a deep breath and walked through the door...
"Brother Hiruzen, I'm here to see you!"
Naruto walked in carelessly, just in time to meet the cold gaze of Sarutobi Hiruzen who looked up when he heard the voice.
"Oh, it's Hanzo, why did you suddenly come here?
I heard that you went to Danzo's house to drink yesterday...
how about it?
Is the wine collected by old man Danzo delicious? ! "
[I didn't see the collection of fine wine, but there was a copy of Shimura Danzo's collection of intimate paradise...
I'm just asking you, an old monkey, if you want it? 】
Naruto didn't really care about the fact that Sarutobi Hiruzen could tell what he did yesterday;
After all, Sarutobi Hiruzen is the Hokage of Konoha, so he should not be without such tricks.
However... Naruto had to take the growing malice in Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes towards him seriously.
It is obvious that Sarutobi Hiruzen's tolerance for himself, "Hanzo of the Salamander", has reached its limit.
What Naruto should do now is not to continue to provoke Sarutobi Hiruzen's negative emotions, but... to find a way to get closer to Sarutobi Hiruzen.
"Hey~ Don't mention it, look at the way Shimura Danzo beat me."
Naruto pointed at his two big dark circles under his eyes and started to complain without blushing.
"I didn't expect that Shimura Danzo had such a bad drinking habit. He even wanted to hit someone when he was drunk?!
If I had known this, I should have gone with you yesterday, brother Hiruzen~"
Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー_ー)!!
"Danzo did this?!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen looked surprised.
Shimura Danzo was his teammate earlier, and the two of them often got together to drink;
Even though there was already a hidden conflict between the two of them, they would occasionally sit together and have a few drinks...
Sarutobi Hiruzen never noticed that Shimura Danzo had a drunken habit!
"…How much did you drink last night?"
“I don’t remember, but no tavern in Konoha is open today.
Well, it should be out of stock, all the wine was bought and drunk by Danzo and I..."
Sarutobi Hiruzen: (“▔□▔)!!!
[Could it be that the amount that Danzo and I drank before was not enough? ]
Before Sarutobi Hiruzen could continue thinking, he heard Naruto say something to him again.
“As the saying goes, a person’s drinking habits reflect his character. After what happened last night, I have discovered that…there is something wrong with Shimura Danzo!
If I had to say who in Konoha makes me feel most at ease, it would have to be you, Brother Hiruzen!
Brother Hiruzen, from now on, I, Hanzo, will abandon the dark and join the light and join you, okay?!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen: ⊙▽⊙! ! !
Sarutobi Hiruzen really didn't expect that he just let the two of them drink... and it could have such an effect.
Little brother, are you going to turn from darkness to light? !
This wine... is delicious~
"Ahem~ Brother Hanzo, you were able to see the true face of that old guy Danzo in time. I am very happy for you...
As for following me around... that's not something you can say. It would be awkward if we were brothers to say that..."
Naruto: ?_?……
If it weren't for the fact that Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth was curled up harder than AK at this moment, Naruto would have almost believed his lies.
But Naruto's goal had been achieved, and one of his hands had quietly rested on Sarutobi Hiruzen's shoulder...
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