Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

When Li Muhua and the other were discharged from the hospital, Jia Zhang had not come yet, but many neighbors who had gotten up early had already arrived and were pointing at the couplets and whispering about them.

Li Muhua quietly moved over to hear what they were talking about, and then she heard someone ask doubtfully:

"I can understand the couplet. It simply means that no matter whether you are a man or a woman, old or young, you have to take off your pants when entering the toilet. But what do you think this cycle of five grains means?"

"What do you mean? It means that yesterday you gave Banggeng the grains from your own garden to eat, and after they have been reincarnated in his stomach, they must be excreted here!"

The neighbor who answered had an obviously annoyed tone, and obviously thought that he shouldn't have sent food to the Jia family the day before yesterday.

"Oh!"

The first person nodded, and then asked in confusion: "Then what can this little toilet god stick do for us?"

Forgive her short-sightedness, but she had indeed heard of the toilet god, so she couldn't help but be curious.

"Humph! What can the toilet god bless you for! He can only bless your toilet so that it won't explode, so that you won't fall into the pit when you squat, and maybe your poop will be smoother—"

Before Li Muhua could finish listening to him, she heard a burst of howling and cursing coming from a distance.

"Which bastard is this? Which bastard dared to make up a story about my Banggen Immortal? Don't you fear being struck by lightning? Damn beast, if I find out who posted it, I will throw him into the toilet and make him a toilet god!"

Jia Zhang, who was yelling and had messy hair, rolled over, followed by Qin Huairu, who also had messy clothes and slightly messy hair.

Without waiting for everyone to make way, Jia Zhang rushed in and quickly squeezed to the front of the team. She first jumped up and tore off the horizontal banner with Banggeng's name on it, and then quickly tore off the couplets on both sides.

Angrily, she tore the couplet into a ball in her hands, then turned around and looked at the neighbors and shouted:

"I don't know which little bastard did such a stupid thing. My Banggeng must be the reincarnation of a great god, not this toilet god that I have never heard of!"

"Don't believe this nonsense. Even gods dare to make it up. Are you really not afraid of thunder from the sky to kill this bastard?"

If only the neighbors from No. 95 compound were present, everyone might have given Jia Zhang some face.

The first reason was that her family was a well-known poor family and they were afraid of being associated with them. The second reason was naturally because of Bang Geng. Now that Bang Geng was making a lot of noise, they naturally didn't dare to offend him casually.

But now this is in the alley, and people from other courtyards are not afraid of getting involved with her, let alone expecting Banggeng to help them in the future.

She had already offended many people on her way here, and when she saw her ordering people around, some people immediately spoke up with disdain.

"Toilet Goddess, it's no use just tearing this couplet. The toilets in the alley are all covered with it. Now everyone in our alley knows that you are the Toilet Goddess!"

If Jia Zhang hadn't been shouting all over the alley yesterday and the day before yesterday, saying that a fairy had appeared in her family, I'm afraid not so many people would have known her.

Before Jia Zhang could find out who was calling her toilet god, someone on the other side said, "It's not just our alley that has been posted. Maoer Alley and Shajing Alley have also posted it. Please don't delay us from cleaning the toilet. Go check on other toilets for your grandson first!"

When she heard people calling her "Toilet Goddess" and that she was inspecting the toilet for her grandson, Jia Zhang immediately got furious and howled with her gray hair hanging down:

"Do you know who you have offended? You have offended the grandmother of the Goddess——"

Before Jia Zhang started howling, the people next to her pushed her, causing her to stagger and stand in a corner, and her words were naturally interrupted.

"What the hell, you bastard toilet god? Go ahead and wail all you want. We're all rushing to clean up the night incense this early in the morning and we have to go to work soon. We don't have time to waste time with a lazy old lady like you who doesn't work!"

"That's right, that's right. If it weren't for us mortals taking shits, your grandson wouldn't have become the toilet god..."

As she said this, the lady carried the toilet bucket and walked into the toilet.

"you--"

Jia Zhang, who was standing nearby, felt that she had been greatly humiliated. She was so angry that she jumped up and pointed at the toilet, and white smoke came out of her nostril like a violent wild boar.

But he didn't dare to rush in, after all, the other party had the magic weapon in his hand.

If she rushed in and was covered in feces, coupled with her nickname of "Toilet Grandma", would she be able to survive in the future?

But it was not a good idea to just stand here and be stared at like a monkey by everyone, and it would be too shameful to run away, as it would make her look like she was asking for trouble.

In desperation, Jia Zhang narrowed her triangular eyes and looked for Yan Bugui in the crowd.

He is the boss of the compound. Now that the residents of his compound are being bullied by residents of other compounds, he should come out and speak up for them.

When this gaze swept over him, Yan Bugui felt as if he was being stared at by a great terror. He hurriedly took two steps back and wanted to escape, but he saw Jia Zhang pushing the crowd away with both hands and squeezing towards him.

"Uncle, you can't just ignore this matter!

After much difficulty, the old immortal said that our compound would produce a little immortal or a high-ranking official in the future, but some people were jealous of our Jia family and our compound and wanted to ruin our reputation. "

As she spoke, Jia Zhang hugged Yan Bugui's thin arm tightly and looked towards the toilet with resentment.

"If you ask me, it must be that the No. 98 compound can't stand our compound doing well, so they posted the couplet in the middle of the night, just to ruin the reputation of our compound and our Banggeng Immortal!"

When Li Muhua heard Jia Zhang say that it was the No. 98 compound that did it, he laughed so hard that his gums popped out. He really didn't expect that Jia Zhang was so smart and directly suspected other compounds.

"This..." Yan Bugui scratched his head, not daring to speak and without time to speak, several people queuing in Compound No. 98 immediately surrounded him.

"Toilet Goddess, what rubbish are you talking about! You are ruining the reputation of your hospital."

"I bother!"

As she spoke, the aunt who was in her forties and as strong as Jia Zhangshi suddenly spat on Yan Bugui's shoes. Yan Bugui never expected that she would curse Jia Zhangshi but suddenly spit on him.

Naturally, he didn't even try to dodge and was hit in one shot!

Li Muhua also knew this auntie. Her name was Sai Chunhua. She lived in Compound No. 98 and worked as a butcher in the meat processing factory. Not only was she an excellent knife worker, she could stab a fat pig to death with a single blow. She was even better at talking, not only did she have a loud voice, but she also ate all kinds of meat, vegetables, and pickled foods. She was also very straightforward, even more of a gangster than Sha Zhu, and was the most aggressive character in the alley.

Seeing her, Li Muhua could only say that Jia Zhang had hit a wall with Yan Bugui.

Not to mention the two of them, even if the God of War from the 95th Compound was added, the trinity of them would probably not be able to scold Sai Chunhua.

"Your courtyard is the only one that has a good reputation? It's unlucky for us to live in the same alley with you. You are a bunch of traitors, and you are a bunch of filial sons and grandsons."

"I bother!"

Sai Chunhua then spat on Jia Zhang's shoe for the sake of fairness, which frightened Jia Zhang so much that she stamped her feet repeatedly, but she was unable to dodge it.

"Banggengxianren, I think calling him Banggengxianshit is more catchy!"

When they heard her mention the matter of the deaf old lady, the neighbors who came to watch the fun in the courtyard could no longer stand aside and gathered around Yan Bugui.

Yan Bugui blushed and stiffened his neck, stretched out his trembling fingers and pointed:

"You, you, you are so vulgar. A woman actually talks about shit and urine. How can you, you, you, be so rude?"