Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

Chapter 92 It’s Hard to Be a Master

After hearing what Yan Bugui said, the neighbors almost fainted. Is the important thing now feces and urine?

She was the one who was slandering, slandering that there was a bunch of traitors in their yard, and that they were the traitors' filial sons and grandchildren!

Before anyone could explain further, Sai Chunhua lifted the toilet bucket in her hand and thrust it towards Yan Bugui's face, while stepping forward and saying:

"Shit, shit, shit, what's wrong with me talking about shit? Your shit comes out of your mouth, right? Doesn't anyone take a shit and carry a shit bucket to dump it out every day?"

"Only dead pigs have no shit in their stomachs. You've been spoiled and pretend to be polite all day long!"

The toilet was pushed in front of them and was getting closer and closer. Then a gust of wind blew, and Yan Bugui and the neighbors who were surrounding him retreated one after another.

They all just ran out to watch the fun, so no one was holding a toilet. Now their weapons are controlled by others, so they naturally have no way to fight back.

Seeing that Yan Bugui and the neighbors in No. 95 Compound were so weak, not daring to utter even a harsh word, let alone take action, Sai Chunhua stopped with a look of disdain and glared at Jia Zhang.

"If you dare to talk nonsense again, you will say that this broken couplet was posted in our yard." The auntie raised the toilet bucket in her hand and threatened:

"I, Sai Chunhua, will keep my word. I will let you taste the saltiness and blandness of the water. I will let you be the toilet god again!"

"Humph!"

After saying this, Sai Chunhua saw that the aunt who had just squeezed aside Jia Zhang had already walked out of the toilet, so she snorted coldly and turned to walk towards the toilet.

As soon as Sai Chunhua left, all the neighbors immediately blamed Yan Bugui: "Uncle, what are you talking about? Didn't you hear her say that we are the filial sons and grandsons of the deaf old lady, the traitor?"

"Yeah, yeah, what's wrong with you, Old Yan? What are you talking about..."

Seeing that they all looked dissatisfied and kept asking him questions, Yan Bugui felt overwhelmed and didn't know what to say!

However, Jia Zhang did not tolerate him. Seeing that he remained silent, she started crying loudly.

"Old Yan, how can you be such a great uncle? You can't even protect the neighbors in your own yard. This time, the reputation of my Banggeng Immortal has been completely ruined. They even dared to make up nonsense and say that Banggeng is the toilet god. Old Yan, you are so useless that only I, a grandmother, can stand up for my grandson. As a result, they even threatened an old lady like me with a dung bucket!"

As she spoke, Jia Zhang released her grip on Yan Bugui's hand, and slowly slid down to the ground while holding onto his waist and legs, slapping the ground with her hands.

"You all come here to bully the orphans and widows of our Jia family. When my Bang Geng becomes successful, I will let him kill all of you bastards. Then you will go to hell and be bullied by my Dong Xu..."

95 The courtyard was too small and the neighbors had known each other for many years, which resulted in Jia Zhang being unable to let go of her temper some time ago. In addition, every time she indulged herself, the deaf old lady would hit her with a dog-beating stick, so she was never able to give her full strength.

But in this wide and narrow alley, the people around are still some neighbors that Jia Zhang is not very familiar with, and her only nemesis, the deaf old lady, is still being locked up in the police station.

All we can say is that there is a vast world and great potential for Jia and Zhang to accomplish.

Seeing Jia Zhangshi rolling on the ground like a scoundrel, the neighbors in the other courtyard were also surprised and amused. The crowd who were originally queuing up to pour the night incense were no longer in a hurry, and they all gathered around and pointed and sneered.

Seeing this scene, the neighbors in Compound No. 95 couldn't help but feel embarrassed for Jia Zhang, and of course, for themselves as well!

But seeing Jia Zhang throwing a tantrum, they didn't dare to persuade her, let alone help her up.

They had no choice but to pretend they didn't know each other and quietly hid behind the crowd, leaving the front row seats for the neighbors from other courtyards to watch the fun.

Others could walk, but Yan Bugui, whose shoes had been patted and wiped clean, could not walk. He looked around hurriedly and his eyes lit up.

"Huai Ru, come and help your mother-in-law up. What does this look like?"

As a famous pretty widow, Qin Huairu's fame is naturally not limited to Compound No. 95. Seeing that everyone was looking at her, Qin Huairu had no choice but to bite the bullet and step forward.

"Mom, please don't be like this. What's most important for us now is to tear up the couplets in other places first, and then ask an old man to help find out who did this!"

As she spoke, Qin Huairu hugged Jia Zhang's arm and pulled her upwards with all her strength, her face turning red from the effort.

Yan Bugui heard Qin Huairu's well-reasoned words and quickly echoed them:

"Sister-in-law, your Huairu is right. Get up first. Let's go tear down the couplets in the toilet first and then find out who put them up. What's the point of crying?"

After hearing what the two said, Jia Zhang's crying stopped a little, but she still stood as still as a mountain, her butt as if welded to the ground.

With her weight, Qin Huairu couldn't do anything to her as long as she didn't want to stand up.

After narrowing her eyes and thinking for a while, Jia Zhang pushed Qin Huairu, who was still holding her arm, and shouted angrily: "You know what to do, so what are you doing standing here as a mother?

Why don’t you tear down the couplets quickly? Do you want all the neighbors in the alley to call your son the Toilet God?

It's enough for me and your uncle to be here!"

"mom--"

"Why don't you go now!"

Qin Huairu was pushed by Jia Zhang and she first let out a long cry of unwillingness. Then she was pushed aside by Jia Zhang as if she couldn't push her any further.

Qiaoshengsheng looked at Yan Bugui with tears in her eyes and begged, "Uncle, I'll leave this to you and my mother-in-law. I'll go tear up the couplet first!"

After saying that, Qin Huairu raised her sleeves wet with tears, quickly squeezed out of the crowd and walked towards the public toilet in the distance.

"Huai Ru, help your mother-in-law first—"

Yan Bugui certainly didn't want Qin Huairu to ignore Jia Zhang, so he quickly raised his leg to chase after her, but was seen by Jia Zhang's triangular eyes.

With a flash of brilliance, she hugged Yan Bugui's legs and cried:

"Uncle, you and my Lao Jia were good brothers. He died so tragically, and now he finally has a grandson who is reincarnated as a god. His reputation has been ruined by others. If you don't care, I don't believe that my Lao Jia won't go to find you at night. Even if he doesn't go, I will ask him to go and take you away..."

Hearing what Jia Zhang said, Yan Bugui couldn't help but shudder all over. Seeing that he couldn't escape, he turned back and held up his pants with both hands, and continued to persuade:

"Sister-in-law, don't be like this. Get up and talk first. Get up and talk!"

"No!"

Jia Zhang simply shook her head and wiped the tears on Yan Bugui's trouser legs. She then threatened, "If you don't help my Bang Geng find out who is spreading rumors about him today, I will beat you to death and never get up!"

She was sure that Yan Bugui was guilty, and she wanted him to find out who spread the rumor that Yan Bugui was the Toilet God in front of all the neighbors in the alley.

Why don’t we wait a little longer? Once the news spreads, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law of the Jia family won’t be able to explain themselves even if they have many mouths all over their bodies!

Just yesterday she spread the word in the alley that Bang Geng was the reincarnation of a god, and today word spread that he was the toilet god. As the saying goes, believers will believe, and non-believers will laugh at it for a long time.

"Sister-in-law, this is not how you investigate a case. Get up first. I'll go with you to the police station—"

Yan Bugui no longer had the energy to look for the person who spread the rumor. He just wanted to hold on to his pants to prevent Jia Zhang from pulling them off, and then let her stand up, so as to lose as little face as possible for their compound.

Before he could finish his earnest words, Jia Zhang said, "Why police station? Uncle, don't you understand? It's them——"

As Jia Zhang spoke, she turned her head and looked at the neighbors in Compound No. 98 who were gathered in front to watch the excitement. She stared at them with resentment and said, "It must be the people in Compound No. 98. They are jealous that my Bang Geng is the reincarnation of a god and that our compound is protected by gods, so -"

"So what?"

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