Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

The wedding went smoothly, and Xuanwu returned home with his family at eight o'clock in the evening.

Tsunade, who was lying in his arms, asked her own question, "Genbu-kun, what did you and Sakumo talk about behind our backs today?"

"Hey, I caught a handle on this sinister guy."

Tsunade instantly perked up, she loved gossip the most.

"Hurry up and tell me, what's wrong?"

"Aren't you curious why their wedding was moved forward several months?"

"why?"

"you guess."

Tsunade sat up and shook Xuanwu's hand and said coquettishly: "Hey, tell me quickly."

Xuanwu couldn't stand this and told him everything he knew, "The reason why he held the wedding early is because Haruko is pregnant. If he held it four months later, Haruko's pregnancy would definitely be obvious. By then everyone would know that Sakumo and Haruko were pregnant before marriage, and they would be laughed at for the rest of their lives, hahahaha."

After Tsunade learned the truth, she did not show the happiness that one might have expected.

She asked coldly, "How did you know Haruko was pregnant?"

Xuanwu obviously hasn't realized the seriousness of the problem.

"Of course I am..."

Dangerous!

A hint of murderous intent frightened him, and he immediately reacted and shut up.

"Go on, keep talking, I'm listening."

Xuanwu was sweating profusely. He couldn't say anything. He couldn't tell the truth even if he was beaten to death. Some truths could only be taken to the grave!

He reorganized his words, "Of course I was just guessing. Sakumo suddenly got married early, so I was a little suspicious, so I used the Moon Eye to check Haruko's belly, and found that she was actually pregnant. Haha, don't you think I'm a genius, dear?"

As the saying goes, half-truths are more likely to fool people. Xuanwu generously admitted that he used X-ray vision, but he only looked at the belly.

Tsunade was a little confused after hearing this: the logic of this dog man was quite smooth, which made me unsure for a moment.

"Did you really just look at the belly? Did you not look at other places you shouldn't have looked at?"

Xuanwu affirmed: "Of course, who do you think I am? Am I the kind of person who can see anything just because I can see everything in full color without blind spots? You actually doubted me. I am so sad."

Seeing that Tsunade was half-believing and half-doubting, this guy actually started acting. As a result, he became the loyal and heroic man, and the beautiful girl became the suspicious and stingy girl.

Tsunade hugged Xuanwu from behind and coaxed him, "Baby, don't be angry. I was wrong about you."

Xuanwu pressed the issue further, "You have wronged me, so shouldn't you show some appreciation?"

Tsunade put her lips close to Xuanwu's ear and blew the fragrance gently, tempting him: "Then I will be on top tonight, how about that?"

"Hey, teacher, here I come!"

In no time, Tsunade's blue-purple pajamas disappeared, revealing a large area of ​​her snow-white skin.

Tsunade, who was riding on top, grabbed Xuanwu by the collar and said, "You are a traitor to your master, you deserve a beating!"

"Please whip me, teacher!!!"

...

When the two were in the middle of a passionate love affair, Tsunade suddenly leaned over and seductively asked, "Master, which one is better, my rabbit or Sister Haruko's?"

Xuanwu, who was in the clouds under the beautiful girl, had already given up thinking and said, "Of course it's Qianjiang's. Her yellow and ugly pair of A's are nothing compared to my teacher's white jade peaks!"

It’s over.

Xuanwu came to his senses after he finished speaking, and his mood plummeted from heaven to hell.

Looking at Tsunade's cold and upturned face, Xuanwu, who was terrified, palely explained: "Teacher, my good teacher, please listen to my explanation, I..."

"late!!!"

The next day, Xuanwu grew horns on his head, bought the same glasses as the panda, and appeared in front of everyone with bruises all over his body, limping.

......

Each country in the ninja world generally has two leaders, and the five major countries are no exception. One is the Kage who controls the country's armed forces, and the other is the Daimyo who controls the country's political economy.

The two are nominally in a subordinate relationship, with the daimyo's status being slightly higher than that of the kage, but in reality they are in a cooperative symbiotic relationship.

The Kage is responsible for protecting the country's security, and the Daimyo is responsible for the country's stability and prosperity.

Normally, the Kage and the Daimyo would not meet, but there were always special times.

For example, now, the whole village of Konoha is decorated with lights and lanterns to welcome the Lord Daimyo and Lady Nitoku of the Land of Fire, Tsunade's aunt, Senju Senso.

In the largest conference room in Konoha Village, the daimyo sat in the main seat, with Senso and Sarutobi Hiruzen sitting on either side of him.

Sitting at the first seat on the left was the old Yinbi Shimura Danzo, and below him were the heads of the Uchiha, Hyuga, Sarutobi, and Ino-Shikacho families.

Sitting in the first position on the right, next to the daimyo, is Tsunade, and then comes the old woman Utane Koharu. Next to her is the new son-in-law of the Sarutobi clan, the new head of ANBU, Hatake Sakumo, and below her is Orochimaru and some elite jonin who can be called by name.

Look, no matter how strong you are, it is not as good as marrying a good wife. In the past, he was just the patriarch of a small family with a relatively large reputation. He could only sit at the last seat in normal meetings, but now he sits below the giants of Konoha.

Where is Akimichi Genbu?

This guy didn't even get a chair, he had to stand behind the three young family heads, Ino, Deer, and Chou, together with Shimizu and Rain. There was no other way, Ding Zuo was still a minor and needed to be looked after. He could have sat next to Orochimaru, but he could only get a standing ticket.

The main purpose of the daimyo's visit this time was for the Second Ninja World War which had already ended completely. Surprisingly, the daimyo's wife also accompanied him.

Although the Ninja World War that began in Konoha's 35th year was basically over in Konoha's 37th year, the negotiations and supplementary negotiations between the countries continued for more than a year.

The main issue is the distribution of the two tailed beasts and war reparations.

After ending the war with the Land of Lightning, Ōnoki went back on his word and once again asked Konoha for the Four-Tails. The Land of Wind also took this opportunity to get the One-Tails back.

It is impossible to get the Four-Tails back. Shinnosuke has become the Four-Tails Jinchūriki, how can we give it back to him?

After much wrangling, the three countries finally finalized a supplementary agreement.

Konoha will send the One-Tail back to the Sand Village, but its war reparations will be doubled. To put it bluntly, it means buying the One-Tail back.

As for the Four-Tails, Konoha would never be able to return it, and Sun Wukong was now enjoying being the king of the mountain and was unwilling to go back, so the Fire Nation decided to give up the war reparations from the Earth Nation, and use the money to buy the Four-Tails.

Konoha is now very powerful, and Ohnoki can only accept it for the time being and get back at it later.

At this point, Konoha ended the Second Ninja World War as the only winner, and the Fire Nation also gained great benefits from it.

So the Daimyo came personally to commend the Konoha ninjas who sacrificed their lives for the Land of Fire.

The purpose of today's meeting was, firstly, to allow all of Konoha's high-ranking officials to meet their nominal ruler, and secondly, to plan for tomorrow's commendation process.

Yamanaka Yu was reporting the benefits gained from this war, the daimyo was listening with a beaming face, the Third Hokage was also sitting there with a smile on his face and closing his eyes to rest, after all, they won.

However, the daimyo's wife, Senju Senso, was a little strange. She glanced at Xuanwu from time to time, which made him feel uneasy: Did Tsunade tell her aunt? That shouldn't be the case. She didn't tell me about this either.

He cast a questioning look at Tsunade, but she ignored him. Her Royal Highness the Princess was still angry about what that bastard had done seven days ago!